Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"Where is dad? He hasn't been found yet."

"Who knows where to go."

Like a kindergarten teacher, Song Yi took the three children to watch and stroll around the theater, all to satisfy their curiosity.

Older kids love exploring this way.

Among them, Xixi also has a mission, which is to find her father.

I don’t know where they went in the blink of an eye. What if their father leaves first and no one buys them anything to eat? It’s already night.

If you miss it, it will be tomorrow.

Turning around, they returned to the background.

Backstage, several children were excited and kept talking.

"father!"

"father!"

"uncle!"

It's okay for Xixi and Jingjing to call him daddy, but it's better for Luan Xiaoyu to call him uncle.

Qi Yuncheng had a strange expression on his face. What else could he do? Why should he become a disciple early?

In terms of age, he is several years younger than Luan Yunping and Yue Yunpeng.

"Dad, where have you been?" Xixi came over curiously, still holding a few of her father's fingers with her little hands, for fear that he would leave again.

"Nowhere."

"Buying food doesn't count."

"That counts." Qi Yuncheng nodded and raised his hand to distribute the peeled oranges to the three children. "I'll buy you food later. Do you like chicken legs and barbecue?"

"like."

There is nothing children don’t love.

"Okay, I'll buy them all for you then, and now you can play by yourself."

Satisfied, Xixi let go of her father's hand and began to play peacefully in the background. Jingjing was also taken along by the two girls.

As for other children, such as Li Haoyu, after he paid his respects to his master, he said something to his master and then watched the show the whole time.

The shaomai maker who was making shaomai left after paying homage to his master.

It would be inappropriate for a baby to stay backstage. Only Xiaosi and Hou Ye were still eating and chatting there to kill time.

Not much time.

The theater started at 07:30, and it was 10:30 in the evening.

At 10:30, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were getting ready to go on stage and had agreed to perform.

Li Haoyu, who was a disciple, also knew about this, so he came down from the side curtain and waited for no other reason than to put on his master's coat.

But their program was an extra and not part of the schedule, so it didn’t matter whether they were wearing a coat or not. They said they were talking about cross talk, and they just went on stage and told the audience a few short jokes to make them laugh.

Crosstalk actors cannot be bound by big coats, they can say whatever they want.

But Li Haoyu didn't know it. He was thinking about whether to give Master a coat half an hour in advance. He was also honest. The senior sister told him that she would wear Master's coat.

Now that the senior sister is not here, I can only help dress myself, which logically is no problem.

But what if Senior Sister finds out and asks him later? Will he offend Senior Sister?

Sometimes when people are honest, they really think about these irrelevant and trivial things.

Qi Yuncheng looked at him very curiously, "What's wrong, Xiaoyu? What's the matter? Are you standing there alone?"

"No, nothing."

Li Haoyu reacted immediately, looked at Master quickly, and asked quickly, "Master, will you perform in a coat today?"

"If you don't want to wear it, just have a few words with your Uncle Luan."

"Oh."

Li Haoyu breathed a sigh of relief, there was no problem in this.

But Qi Yuncheng is not stupid and must know that there is something inside. Why is he still thinking so hard even if he is not wearing a coat?
Almost without thinking, I tried to ask.

"Did your senior sister tell you anything?"

It was impossible not to think of Lanlan, because the two of them were the only eldest disciples at the moment, and it was Lanlan who helped him put on his coat.

"No." Li Haoyu couldn't say it, and kept shaking his head.

"Tell me, what did this girl tell you?"

"There is no master."

Li Haoyu would never betray his senior sister in his heart, and it wouldn't be a big deal if he said it. If he said that he didn't have a master, he might not ask.But he had only been a disciple for a short time, and he didn't know how much of a thief his master was.

The less you say it, the more I want you to say it.

So I kept asking.

His uncle may not be able to bear such oppression, let alone a child, so he can only say, "Senior sister and I discussed before that she will help you wear your coat in the future."

"Ha!" Qi Yuncheng was so happy that he said, "This girl's face is big enough. I'll go find her later. Why does she want to take over this job? Is it possible that without her, I would usually go up and talk about cross talk naked?"

Regarding this matter, Guo Degang thought it was funny when he heard it. It was something this girl could do. If she couldn't do it, she wouldn't be this girl.

But Li Haoyu became anxious and immediately added, "Master, senior sister said it was when she was here, not all the time. And I also agreed."

"It's not a matter of promise or no promise. I'll find her later."

The two of them were talking. Guo Degang, who was the master, was also bad and started teasing the children. He sat in the background and looked at Xiaoyu with his hands spread out. "It's over. It's time to get into trouble. It's over. It's time to cause trouble for your senior sister."

"..."

Li Haoyu was so anxious that he could do nothing. Yes, he had brought trouble to his senior sister.

"Master, Senior Sister, she..."

"Needless to say, I'll deal with her later. Who said girls can't be beaten?" Qi Yuncheng pretended to look serious.

There is a master and there is a disciple.

When the master teases, the apprentice can't help but follow.

The partnership started to play out.

Only Song Yi was watching with a strange expression, but there was no good person who didn't talk about cross talk. A master and a grandfather were just entertaining children in their teens.

This is nothing to play with.

Couldn't help but speak.

"Xiaoyu, don't worry. They are teasing you, it's not a big deal."

Qi Yuncheng smiled, ignored it, and began to prepare to go on stage to talk about cross talk. Don't mention it, teasing the apprentice is really fun.

No wonder the master has enjoyed teasing his disciples for so many years.

He imagined the joy of being a master.

Stepping up to the side curtain, Luan Yunping waited for a long time, and the two of them chatted casually.

The host went up to announce the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk, performed by Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"

The last cross talk tonight has finally arrived.

The audience below applauded and took out their mobile phones. Nowadays, with the development of information, every scene where the actors come to the small theater to perform will be recorded.

Many bloggers have even compiled a collection of all Qi Yuncheng's crosstalks. It may not be too comprehensive, but it fully reflects the fans' love for Jiao Er.

"Thank you everyone!"

The two people came on stage and bowed first, then accepted the gifts from the audience.

Today I know how to worship the Master, so I bought many gifts for my children.

After putting the things away, Qi Yuncheng happily returned to the microphone to adjust.

"I'm very happy today because Captain Luan, Xiaosi, and I all accept apprentices." "Yes, let's hold a ceremony." Luan Yunping agreed from the side.

"Everyone knows about Deyun Society. Deyun Society started with the eight characters Yunhe Jiuxiao and Longteng Sihai given by Mr. Zhang. Team Luan and I are from the Yunzi family, and Meng Hetang and Zhang Helun are from the Crane family.

And the next disciple we will accept is Xiao Zi.

After we finish our cross talk later, we will call them up to let them all get to know each other.

But the son of Shaobing was taken back. "

Luan Yunping laughed beside her, "It's too young for us gentlemen to take care of."

"Yes, the children who are apprentices are all very young, and you don't know them very well, but you are very familiar with us. I am Qi Yuncheng."

Qi Yuncheng gestured to himself, and then to Luan Yunping, but suddenly his head went blank, and he frowned and began to think, "What is your name?"

"Huh? You're not familiar with me yet?"

"I forgot to write when I picked up my pen." Qi Yuncheng looked at him and said helplessly.

"If you don't write it, forget it."

"Luan, Luan..." Qi Yuncheng tried to pronounce his name, "Luan Yunping?"

"Correct."

"We have been working together for almost ten years. Thank you very much for your help."

"Nothing, just help each other." Luan Yunping said modestly.

He was modest, and Qi Yuncheng sighed behind the microphone, "Time flies so fast. Ten years have passed by. Let alone ten years, how long has it been since we came to Deyun Club to learn from the master?"

"Yo." Luan Yunping was slightly startled, and turned around to tell the audience, "I came here in 05, and it has been exactly 2020 years since 15."

"Yes. In the blink of an eye, 15 years later, when I saw Captain Luan, he was still a young boy, not to mention how young he was. Looking at him from a distance, it made people think that this child was so coquettish."

Luan Yunping felt something was wrong and waved her hand, "What are you talking about? Why are you so arrogant?"

"Really, it's very good. I remember when he first came here." Qi Yuncheng drew a circle, "This face is as white as Yue Yunpeng's butt."

"Ouch, that's so coquettish."

The audience laughed at this moment, while Luan Yunping held the table and didn't know how disgusted she was, "There is no comparison between the two."

"None of this matters. Now I see that we are all in our 30s, especially Luan Yunping, who is several years older than me. In four or five years, she will be [-]."

Although it was a cross talk, it reflected the inner thoughts of the two people, "It's almost time. We are both older than younger."

"You said that if one day we are all in our seventies, it would be difficult to perform like this again."

Qi Yuncheng turned to one side and looked at his partner seriously.

Luan Yunping nodded, "It was not easy to stand well at that time."

"Yes, if I were eighty, my master would be..."

The funny hesitation here was just to give him a breath of air. As partners, there must be a tacit understanding. Luan Yunping immediately stopped, "Don't think about age. They were buried long ago anyway."

Hahahahaha.

This burden is even louder than the anger just now.

There is no size on the stage, and there are rules under the stage.

Both the actors and the audience find it funny when they make fun of their elders on stage.

Qi Yuncheng couldn't help laughing because of this, and then immediately started counting on his fingers, "I'm counting how many years he has been buried, and it's gone so fast."

"Okay." As a beloved disciple, Luan Yunping grabbed her partner's hand, "Why don't you do this? It's all gone anyway."

"Very happy."

"I'm still happy that Master is gone."

"Hey." Qi Yuncheng explained to himself, "We were old at that time, and the children had grown up. If I want to perform on stage again, Xixi and Jingjing will have to stop me from going out to do cross talk."

Luan Yunping said favorably: "I'm afraid you'll be tired."

"I want to be eighty, and they are both very young. They kept trying to stop me, don't go, just stay with your family. Why do you need to make money to support your family now?"

"It's all taken care of by the children."

"Besides, you can't get out." Qi Yuncheng pointed at Luan Yunping, "I'm eighty, and you're over 80, a few years older than me. Then your daughter stopped you, why are you going out? Are you going out to talk crosstalk? Grandpa Guo is Did you know that you don’t have cross talk?”

"Oh." Luan Yunping was startled, a little confused about what was going on, and asked out of curiosity, "Did the master pass away while talking about cross talk?"

"That's not it."

"how?"

"Master Hou drove the car for the master. When he got old, his eyesight was not good, and he fell into a ditch together."

"The Marquis was still driving at that time and had not retired yet?" Luan Yunping was very puzzled.

Qi Yuncheng said: "I have retired and have been resting at home. But when Master was [-] or [-] years old, he wanted to give a final farewell performance. When the Marquis saw the farewell performance, he said I have to give it away. I have driven for him all my life. It’s up to me to see him off on his last journey.”

Luan Yunping: "Okay, this is the last ride."

Qi Yuncheng: "The next step was to say goodbye, but unfortunately there was no performance."

Luan Yunping: "Nonsense, how can we act if everything falls into the ditch?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Master is a very dedicated person."

Luan Yunping: "Dedicated? Returning to the first seven games?"

Hahahahaha!
The complimenting words completely lifted this burden to a new level.

The laughter in the theater couldn't be stopped at all, it came in bursts.

But the two people have completely realized their burden, that is, they are ready to play. The fact that they can play to this extent has proved that the level and enthusiasm of the two people are excellent.

So Guo Degang is said to like it very much. He doesn't care about the mess, as long as the effect on the stage is good.

Because of this, he also has to go out and interact.

Just when Luan Yunping said she was going to return to the stage, suddenly, Guo Degang came out from behind the curtain.

When Qi Yuncheng came out this time, he was trembling with fright. Based on what he just said, he felt a bit like returning to the scene.

So the audience laughs louder.

Master is so cooperative.

But he cooperated, and the two apprentices were no longer behind the microphone and ran quickly to the exit door.

Even his beloved disciple Luan Yunping is like this.

Over the years, he has long been led astray.

After a while, Guo De just went back.

This time, the two people walked back again, and Qi Yuncheng looked in the direction where his master came out from time to time.

"Don't tell me, Master is a bit lifelike."

Hahahahaha!
Laughter burst out again, and everyone in the evening was happy.

Gagale.

Can't take it.

The reason why the cross talk between the two of them is liked is because it is fun.

What kind of scene and cross talk are they talking about?

The traditional ones can come, and the unorthodox ones can come too.

"No kidding." Qi Yuncheng had to turn off the film, otherwise the children would fall asleep too late, so he said, "This is when we are 80 years old, and we will be [-] in the blink of an eye."

"Oh? Are you ninety?" Luan Yunping continued to talk.

"At 90 years old, I think it's nonsense for us brothers to perform or not. At most, we get up in the courtyard every day and sit in the garden for a while."

"Basking in the sun?"

"There is a small river in front of us. Let's see the fish. There are also birds on the branches. Listening to their chirping, I think it's good."

"That's right, this is the most casual scene." (End of Chapter)