Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 516 Qi Yuncheng, don't implicate us with your nonsense! 【Subscribe】

Guo De just went there.

Qi Yuncheng continued talking on the stage.

The more I talk, the happier I am.

"It was so miserable when I had no money. I was with my master every day. I said that I got up in the morning to fry fried dough sticks. A fried dough stick cost two yuan. I searched all over and couldn't find the two yuan."

Luan Yunping asked, "No?"

"Come to the fritter stand to watch him fry." Qi Yuncheng tucked his hands into his coat to rest, stared straight ahead, performed so miserably, and then stretched out a finger, "I watched more than one hour."

"Good guy."

"The fried dough sticks are not human."

"how?"

"I've been looking at it for an hour, so what if you give me three thousand and five thousand?"

"Without being as shameless as you, how many people blow up in a day."

Qi Yuncheng: "After watching it, I feel chilled, I feel bad. I can only go, and find a place to lose my heart."

"Where?"

“It is convenient and convenient to find a toilet.”

"Hey, that's right!" Luan Yunping heard Yile and said, "I can only go there."

"As soon as I went in, I lowered my head and found two dollars on the ground."

"where?"

When asked, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath, pointed to the ground and said, "Soaking in the orange liquid."

Knowing what this liquid is, Luan Yunping shook her head, "It's disgusting."

"Look, God can't starve a blind house sparrow. I saw that most of it was soaked, but there was a corner sticking out of it."

"This is your chance."

"Two fingertips pinched."

Stretching out his index finger and middle finger, Qi Yuncheng shook them slightly together, the movements were vivid, which made the audience below have a strong sense of the picture.

Almost smelled it.

"Let's go sell fried dough sticks."

"Ah?" Luan Yunping was taken aback, and pointed to something in her partner's hand, "Take it to buy fritters?"

"Come on, buy a fritter."

"Either?"

"He was so busy, he took it and threw it in the money box. Turning around again, puff~~" Qi Yuncheng's expression froze, and he stretched out his hand to shake it, and the audience knew it was Hold on to the fritters.

Laughter gradually flooded up.

Luan Yunping looked uncomfortable, but she still wanted to ask, "What's going on?"

"I caught a deep-fried dough stick! At that time, my tears were about to flow down. Don't force yourself if there is no deep-fried dough stick in your life. Hey, I stretched out two fingers to clamp the tip of the deep-fried dough stick. I couldn't eat it anymore. Let's make friends."

"How to make friends."

"Go back." Qi Yuncheng turned to look at his partner and shouted, "Luan Yunping eat breakfast~~"

"Me?" Luan Yunping quickly waved her hand, "Give it to Master, he hasn't had breakfast today."

"Drink! How about saying that you are a lover! Thinking about it all the time!"

Hahahahaha!
The two partners didn't let him off the old man, and the audience below couldn't be happier.

These years they are purely a scourge together.

Qi Yuncheng was also happy, saying that it was a box talk about cross talk, which was similar to playing, "I didn't expect Master to appear so frequently."

"That's right, why don't you mention it first."

"Next time we will mention it to the uncle."

"Stop saying it's useless."

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng put down his hand holding the deep-fried dough sticks, then picked up a fan and compared it with a pen, "It's been a miserable life, but I can't degenerate. Find a piece of paper and write a motto to inspire me to grow."

"Which sentence?"

"Unfortunately, I forgot to write."

"Which word is forgotten, I will tell you."

Qi Yuncheng began to ponder, "It's summer, and the frog fell into the water with a plop, splashing out, how to write that flowery character."

Luan Yunping immediately lost her defense when she heard it, and her voice raised a lot, "Are you tired? Just ask if the cursive characters are good? Why don't you just change the cursive characters first."

"Yes! Write four big characters, I want to spend money!"

"The motto is too watery."

"Although the words are simple, they express my sincere feelings. But then again, if I want to spend money, I have to have money. Where can I make money.

Robbing banks and quitting banks. "

"It's not that I don't do it."

"It's a good thing God can't starve blind house sparrows to death. When I got home, I found a lunch box at the door. Open it and see, there are diamonds in the lunch box. There is a piece of paper for half a catty."

"Written what?"

Opening the folding fan, Qi Yuncheng looked at it and murmured, "This box of diamonds is for you. I hope you will have a great future. There is a signature underneath."

"What is the signature?"

"An uncle Yu Qian who doesn't want to be named!"

"Is this because you don't want to reveal your name? Why is it cheaper than Xiaoyue?"

Hahahahaha!
Luan Yunping's burden is all turned over here, and Qi Yuncheng said before that he would mention it to Uncle Yu, which made the audience laugh out loud at the association.

Sure enough, it went around and turned back.

However, Qi Yuncheng put down his things regardless and sighed, "There is a thunder on the ground, and you become rich suddenly, and you are a rich man in a blink of an eye. After making a fortune, my life will be different from today. I want to spend money to avenge my poverty."

"How to revenge."

"Look for a fast food restaurant to order, and go to the counter." Qi Yuncheng put his hands on the table and said viciously, "Give me 1 hamburgers, [-] drinks, and [-] for all the set meals."

"Ouch, so many."

"Sir, this is seventy-five thousand yuan for you."

"A lot of money."

"Who asked you to take it? I just read it, have you eaten so much?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly watched the waiter change his attitude.

"Hey." Luan Yunping complained, "Why are you torturing others?"

"Not only to buy food, but also to play! You used to have no money, but now you have money, you have to play hard."

"playing what?"

"A few days ago, I went to see my uncle's zoo."

Luan Yunping said, "This one was struck by lightning."

Qi Yuncheng: "I found that playing horses is the best. I want to raise a bloody horse, and there are two ways to play a bloody horse."

Luan Yunping: "Which two kinds?"

Qi Yuncheng: "One is steamed and the other is braised."

Luan Yunping: "The donkey meat is on fire."

"I still want to keep pigeons." Qi Yuncheng gestured with his right hand, "A pigeon that can fly tens of thousands of miles, our pigeon blood is definitely not pure."

"What's the point of playing impure?"

"Our carrier pigeon was grafted to a parrot."

Not understanding, Luan Yunping slapped her lips, "What's the benefit?"

"Great, Fei can ask himself if he gets lost."

"You can come up with this idea, why don't you just let it fly back?"

After talking about playing, Qi Yuncheng snorted coldly, looking down on everything, "Spend money! Other upstarts just buy a villa, a courtyard house, it's tasteless."

"What are you buying?"

After he paused for half a minute, Qi Yuncheng slapped himself on the chest vigorously, and said in a very airy manner, "Buy Zhong Nanhai!!"

Four words came out.

After teasing the microphone, Qi Yuncheng couldn't know how happy he was. He lifted his coat and opened his legs, and kept rolling up his sleeves with both hands, showing his taste and atmosphere.

I think it's amazing.

There was movement on his side, and Luan Yunping next to him was dead silent for several seconds, with no expression on her face.

About three or four seconds.

There was finally movement.

"Qi Yuncheng!!" Luan Yunping uttered her full name with an expressionless expression, and her voice sounded like she didn't know each other and drew a clear line. Then she continued, "Don't implicate us with your nonsense!"

Hahahahahaha!

"Woo~~"

In an instant, the entire Beizhan Theater burst into laughter.

The sound waves came one after another.

"Good guy, before I wanted to open the box and seal it, but this year I want to open the box and make Deyun go bankrupt! It's getting more and more ruthless every year!"

"As we all know, when someone suddenly calls your full name, you must pay attention. Team Luan was so frightened that he quickly cleared up and didn't know this person."

"Can this broadcast this? My God!"

……

The theater has been noisy, and it is almost a disaster.

And the audience made such a fuss, how could there be no actors to watch the side scenes, and they were too happy, after all, it was the elder brother who was amazing.

On the stage, Luan Yunping stuttered a bit, "You, what are you talking about?"

Qi Yuncheng's momentum still didn't drop a bit, and he muttered, "You're rich!"

"Just talk nonsense if you have money?"

"I want to buy!"

"Still?"

"I've bought them all."

"??" Luan Yunping was taken aback, "Really?"

"I bought a whole wow!!"

At this moment, she understood that there was this smoke, and Luan Yunping's whole state suddenly relaxed.

He quickly looked at his partner and asked a question.

"You mean smoke?"

"Yes, I'll buy cigarettes." After replying, Qi Yuncheng's expression suddenly became clear, he was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground, leaning on the edge of the table and staring at Luan Yunping, his eyes were full of horror, and he kept wiping the cold sweat off his forehead.

"Good guy, what are you talking about?"

Hahahahaha!
The meeting Qi Yuncheng gave was so entertaining that there was another burst of heckling and joy.

Even Luan Yunping couldn't help not laughing, she couldn't help but complain, "You know you're afraid too?"

Wiping his face with a handkerchief, Qi Yuncheng was still worried, "Team Luan, don't talk nonsense, I still want to do it."

"What I'm saying is, let's not implicate anyone else."

"It's too dangerous, my heart is pounding, and my blood is cold."

Luan Yunping quickly stopped the topic, "Okay, let's go over quickly."

"Then I'll buy another cigarette."

"It's all right."

"I won't buy anything this time. I'll invite someone to perform at home. I'll invite a teacher from an island country with both virtue and art..."

Slowing down a bit, Qi Yuncheng regained his composure and continued to talk about the second half of the cross talk on the stage.

It's too free to say something.

Because he didn't know how long he had studied cross talk, and it can be said that he has very strong professional ability.

After all, they are all people who are going to be in their thirties, and they have performed in so many small theaters in the early days.

When the small theater started to perform, he also felt that it was really not easy, because it was performed rain or shine.

As long as there is one's own work, no one is left behind.

However, I didn't feel anything. Instead, I learned a lot during that time.

It was over at the end of the last half hour or so.

The two stepped down amidst laughter and applause.

step down.

Xixi, who was sitting in the front row below, couldn't help it, her calves were tossing, and she wanted to go down to the ground to find her father, because she saw that her father was gone.

It's almost impossible to catch up.

As for the stage, she has also been on the stage, so she doesn't have any worries at all.

But how could Song Yi let her do whatever she wanted, hug her tightly, and took out a piece of fudge from his pocket, peeled it off, and stuffed it into her little mouth.

After the little tongue in her mouth felt the sweetness of the sugar, Xixi really calmed down and stayed with them for a while.

It stands to reason that children like this are not allowed to enter the theater, they are too small, even less than 1.2 meters.

But they are family members, and Xixi can be taken backstage, so when they come to the venue to listen to these cross talks, they are not always in the auditorium.

From time to time, he is taken backstage to play.

Now that Qi Yuncheng's performance is over, it's natural for someone to pick it up.

When she came to the backstage and saw her father who had just taken off her coat, Xixi was overjoyed, no matter how many people were there in the backstage.

Shout out loud.

"dad!!"

"Hey!"

Hearing the voice and seeing the person, Qi Yuncheng hurried over and hugged him. He was not the only one who was surprised, Guo Degang, Yu Qian and the others were also the same, and they immediately started playing with the little girl.

The old men in the backstage, what a joy to have one more little girl to play with.

Almost everyone will come to have a look.

"What are you eating?" Qi Yuncheng looked at her bulging mouth and asked curiously.

Xixi was really obedient, she opened her mouth wide and showed it, "Tangtang!"

"I've been thinking about this for a day. Remember to brush your teeth well when you go home today, or you'll lose all your teeth one day."

"Oh."

With a promise, Xixi turned her head and got off the ground, and ran to her grandpa who was sitting there, shouting all the time, "Grandpa! Hamburger! Xixi wants to eat it!"

When he bumped into this little girl on the chair, Guo Degang looked helpless, thinking about eating all the time.

Returning the hamburger, he is performing, who can buy it for him.

But when he thought of something, he quickly said, "Yun Cheng, take the little girl to find Lord Hou! He brought a lot of food today, let's see if the little girl likes anything."

"Okay! I only know how to eat for a day."

Holding the little girl's hand, Qi Yuncheng passed by, but there was no need to look for it when the little girl was sitting near the table.

These uncles, knowing that she wanted to eat, came over one by one to deliver.

Just like making offerings to Bodhisattvas, there will be a lot in front of Er Xixi after a while.

If this continues, the girl will grow up, and I'm afraid she will walk sideways in the background.

I'm afraid Guo Fenyang wouldn't dare to provoke her when he grows up, who can provoke a little girl who doesn't know when she can be irritable.

"Dad, you eat."

Grabbing a pack of snacks, Xixi stretched out her little hand and handed it over.

"Eat it yourself, save some for your mother later, stay well and don't run around."

"Ok!"

Xixi nodded, there was so much to eat, it was impossible for her to run around.

And a little bit later.

Today's Zandi show is here, and Guo Degang and Yu Qian are on stage.

It took five or 10 minutes to talk about the main event and the return to let a group of backstage actors come up, and then the curtain call as always.

There are many actors on stage.

Hundreds of people piled up in the back, but when the last of the actors came out, a little guy followed on their tails.

The little guy followed behind, and thought it was very fun, so he tried to stand on the side curtain and come out to have a look.

As soon as he revealed his position, the audience below became louder.

There are so many old gentlemen in the table, how could it be possible for a little girl not to attract attention.

It can be found instantly even at the side of the screen.

But when the audience shouted below, the little girl suddenly shrank back, not knowing what happened, so she could only hide first.

It's not that the little girl deliberately came out to attract attention, and the curtain call was over, Guo Degang specifically instructed not to worry about it.

If you figure it out, that's a good thing.

And saw the little girl go back.

Guo Degang looked at the side screen on the left, "Oh, I'm scared. Don't hold her hand, let's see if she wants to come out."

A staff member watched from the side screen, but the little girl didn't come out as soon as she let go. After waiting for about three or four seconds, she found her father and ran out of the side screen without thinking about anything.

This time the curtain call is fun.

On this stage before, they came out with the little girl in their arms, but they were only a little older then.

months!
Now he is more than two years old in a blink of an eye, and he can still trot. How does time pass so fast? Time is the most obvious thing in children.

So Guo Degang hurriedly hugged and opened his mouth.

"Anyone who reads meager things should understand, Yuncheng's daughter! Xixi! My nickname is Baitang.

I'm over two years old this year, and I was only ten months old when I was on stage last time, come on, call me! "

"Grandpa!" Compared to what she shouted before, this time Xixi shouted very clearly and her mouth was clean.

Guo Degang happily agreed, pointing to the side again, "Call me grandma!"

Yu Qian quit immediately, and said with a wry smile, "I yelled that last time, are you still here?"

Xixi: "Grandma!"

Hahahaha!

Leng Buding yelled again and again, even though Xixi had already come here once when she was ten months old, she could restore the situation at that time again.

The audience rejoiced.

Including Song Yi who was looking at her child in the front row of the auditorium, Song's father and Song's mother, the little girl is really cute.

"Yeah, it's going to happen again." Yu Qian couldn't help but smile.

Guo Degang: "It can be seen that the little girl has been learning from her father! Come on, I didn't say hello last time, so I will call now to say hello."

Being embraced by her grandfather, Xixi turned her head towards the audience and waved her hands, "Hello~"

"Hi Xixi!"

When the audience heard the little girl's greeting, they didn't know how excited they were, she was really cute.

You especially know that this is Qi Yuncheng's daughter.

"The greetings are over, let Xixi say something."

As if she understood, Xixi closed her mouth instantly, a little at a loss.

Guo Degang laughed heartily, "Xixi is stupid!"

But at this time, Qi Yuncheng got a little closer to his daughter, since they were going to perform anyway, so it was the same for her to perform one.

"Xixi, that part before! How about singing it? After singing it, I'll buy you candy."

"Okay!" Xixi nodded, and after two or three seconds, the small mouth made a little voice, "Su San~ left, Hongdong County~~"

There are only a few words in this sentence with the feeling of singing, and one or two words are almost the same as the words, and the breath is still a bit short.

But both Guo Degang and Yu Qian were a little surprised.

Because it's okay, the pitch is accurate, not to mention that if she really likes it in the future, it can be regarded as inheritance.

So I feel very emotional, the father and daughter don't know what will happen in the future.

But that was in the future, and now the audience applauded when they heard it.

For a two-year-old child, being able to sing is already remarkable, and if he practices hard, he might be able to do so.

I have to sigh, she deserves to be Qi Yuncheng's daughter.

It's all inherited.

The audience was so appreciative, and Song Yi on the seat was even more so. She clapped her hands vigorously, as if she had seen the demeanor of her daughter on stage in the future. One of the reasons why she wanted to have a second child was to help her husband in the future.

I didn't expect my daughter to be a little bit small.

I always like to eat, but I didn't notice this.

(End of this chapter)