Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 515 You won't be cheated like this even if you have a kindergarten diploma! 【Subscribe】

"What are you talking about? We're watching TV. This skit is really fun."

On the sofa, Song's mother hugged the little girl and said, without looking at her daughter.

"that……"

Song Yi cast aside her husband, looked at her mother again, and sped up her words a little, "Didn't we discuss having a second child before? It's just right now, and we're about to have it."

"Really? Really?"

The first person to react was not Song's mother, but Song's father, who heard that there was a second child.

How unhappy.

Whether it's a kid or a girl, this home will be a little more lively.

"How long?"

"It's more than two weeks, it's still early, it's going to be in soon."

"That's good, one more child, but then you will be busy again, do you have time?"

"Don't worry, Dad, we have discussed it, and there will be time."

Song Yi replied, but just after she finished speaking, Mother Song's expression was a little different.

Can my own daughter not understand?

Seeing her appearance is not right, if she really has a child, she still doesn't know how happy she will be, she won't be so calm, squinting her eyes and speaking slowly.

"If you dare to lie to me, I will let you go around without food."

"..."

Even if the mother is sitting, the aura of her body is completely exuded. This is something that Song Yi, a mother, does not have at all. She swallowed subconsciously because she was afraid. Like roundworms.

"How could it be? Mom, how could I lie to you about this!"

"You got into trouble a lot when you were young."

"When I was young, I was married, I had a husband, and I was a mother. I won't cause trouble."

"I don't think so." Song's mother wanted to laugh a little, "Even if you are 30 years old, you still look the same."

"Please don't mention that you are 30 years old. I didn't want to hear it."

"Don't mention it, since you're pregnant, you need to be prepared. I'll go out with your dad to buy some things, and take some noodles. This dog is also weird. He likes to stay in the cage all day. Which dog doesn't like to run around."

Getting up, Song's mother was about to drive out the noodles, but she didn't know that it was all caused by the little enemy in her arms.

But Song Yi was very puzzled, because she hadn't said that she wanted them to go out, why did her mother take the initiative to let her father go with her.

Kind of weird.

For a while.

The old couple had almost cleaned up, and they were going out by holding Noodles' dog leash. Just as they were about to open the door, Song Yi hurried over to grab Mom's arm.

"Why did you bring Xixi with you when you went out!"

"What's the matter with it? Let the little girl go shopping in the mall."

"No, just let her stay. When I arrive at the mall, I will buy randomly again. How can I spend the money indiscriminately? It's better to buy some food."

Song's mother stared straight at her daughter, with a vague look of seeing through, and said directly, "Then I want to take her out?"

"Stop it, it won't look good when she rolls all over the floor."

"Okay! I won't take it, you take it yourself, go!"

As soon as the little girl was handed back, the two of them went out with the dog.

And Song Yi finally fulfilled his wish to bring the little girl back, and then put her on the sofa properly, Xixi didn't know what they were doing, she just thought it was fun, and was hugged around.

Just arrived near the sofa, Song Yi thought about it, looked at her husband who had been silent all this time, "I think my mother is a bit strange."

"So why do you think it's weird?"

Qi Yuncheng watched from the side for a long time, and he could almost see everything. He had to admire our mother, who knew Song Yi very well, and knew how to deal with her.

There is even a feeling of being out of control.

But why did she follow her tricks? She shouldn't. Wouldn't it be better to expose it directly?

Wait... Thinking of something, Qi Yuncheng had goosebumps all over his body. If that was the case, Mom would be too powerful.

But Song Yi couldn't control that much, anyway, no one could stop them from going out, and immediately started to attack the girl.

"Xixi!" Song Yi spoke kindly, looking at her little face and the red envelope in her pocket.

There are several, it is impossible not to be greedy.

"??"

Xixi looked at her mother suspiciously with a lollipop in her hand.

"Did grandpa, grandma, grandpa, and grandma give you a lot of red envelopes recently?"

"Yeah! Xixi buys Tangtang."

"His~~"

Song Yi took a deep breath, it seems that the little girl knows the benefits of money, and the difficulty of getting it may become greater.

He quickly turned his head and used his eyes to call her husband over. Who told them that the father and daughter have the best relationship, if he goes to talk, it should be fine.

Qi Yuncheng was made helpless by his daughter-in-law, for the money, what about it?

But all the lies have been told, it is impossible not to, so I can only do it to my daughter.

So the young couple all sat around Xixi.

And the father immediately picked up some very new change from his wallet. Seeing this, Song Yi suddenly realized, "Sure enough, there are no good people who say cross talk, I understand."

"Where do you think you can get better, hurry up, or the supermarket is not far away when parents come back."

"rest assured."

Taking her husband's money, Song Yi placed it by her daughter's side in a proper manner, "Lai Xixi, can you take out those red envelopes of yours? If you don't take them out, you don't know how much candy you can sell.

We help you count. "

"it is good!"

Xixi was very obedient, and slowly pulled out six large red envelopes from her pocket. Looking at the bulging appearance, Song Yi and Qi Yuncheng looked at each other.

Boy, more than they thought.

When they were taken out and stacked together, there were four thousand red notes.

"Xixi, a lot of money, isn't it? Do you like it?"

"I like it, buy Tangtang!"

"But look at these two pictures, which one buys the most candy?"

Song Yi reached out and put a 100 piece near the [-] yuan one. Looking at the two Xixi, it was difficult to choose, but after thinking about it for two or three seconds, his little hand reached out to the [-] yuan one.

She couldn't recognize the numbers five, six, seven, eight, but one and two at least knew, and she knew which one looked slightly bigger.

This time, Qi Yuncheng knew that things should be fine, so he simply moved aside to watch TV.

"That's a lot, isn't it? You can buy two candies, it says two, two is more than one! But I can't give it to you, what do children want so much money for, but for Chinese New Year, I have to give you lucky money.

So as long as you exchange that 1, I'll give it to you, and then how about taking you to buy Tangtang? "

"En!" Xixi nodded.

"Okay, these two are for you, and they belong to you. I still want to change the next one."

"Change!"

"Give me one by one, and I'll give you one by one."

After changing for a while, Qi Yuncheng could hardly watch TV anymore. The girl is too miserable, even if she has a kindergarten diploma, she won't be deceived like this.

"Husband, hurry up." Song Yi suddenly turned his head.

"what happened?"

"That two is not enough, do you have any more, and I will give her all of mine."

"Hey~"

Taking out his wallet, Qi Yuncheng took out all the change of two or more.

This took about three to four minutes.

All the more than 4000 red notes went to Song Yi's side, and only some change was left from the daughter's side.

Even the larger change is not enough, the mother still uses two pieces for one hundred, which is worse than twenty!

However, the girl is quite happy.

After changing, Song Yi took the money and stuffed it into her husband's wallet, "Put the money away quickly, so as not to be discovered."

Qi Yuncheng couldn't help asking, "So what about her change?"

"What else can I do? I'll go to the supermarket to buy something after dinner, and it won't cost me, but hers."

"You are really a real mother."

"It's much better than my mother, and she will give it back to you when she grows up. I can at least let her spend a little, although I have to get the money for grocery shopping from her today.

But you can still buy her snacks. "

"If you buy it, half of it will be snatched away by you."

"Don't worry! I will make her happy, pack up quickly, and don't let my parents see."

"What about the pregnancy?" Qi Yuncheng asked again in a low voice.

"Work hard, I've said it all, and put the change back to my daughter first."

After settling down, the young couple put the child's money into her red envelope together. In order not to be seen by others, they also stuffed the red envelope a little more into the pocket of the girl's jacket.

About half an hour.

Song's father and Song's mother came back with things, and then continued to play with Xixi. At the same time, Song's father asked Song Yi to pay attention, after all, he really thought she was pregnant.

Even if you have already given birth to a child, you have to be safe.

And when the family goes shopping in the evening, most of the shopping depends on the daughter.

But even with small change, she can buy a lot, so she is very happy, and keeps looking at the things she likes on the shelves in the mall.

Want this, want that.

In the end, Qi Yuncheng used his own money to buy her an extra toy, which could be regarded as making up for it.

Her money of about four thousand was changed to only two or three hundred, and she spent about the same, leaving less than twenty.

But I feel sorry for any conscience.

that's it.

During the period of the Chinese New Year break, their family lived happily, and they were able to take extra meals and buy new clothes every day with the lucky money exchanged by their daughter.

After all, being a mother, Song Yi specially bought a little red cotton-padded jacket with flowers for the little girl. Once she put it on, she looked energetic and good-looking like a little Fuwa.

But it's time to play, and it's about to open the box for a while.

Qi Yuncheng got busy again.

The first is to prepare for the unpacking of Deyun University, and the second is that the students of the Guqu Club will finally open their classes. After the Chinese New Year, students from all over the world will come here to learn things.

However, I will not go to Tianjin College to study at the first time, but to take a few classes at the Guqu Club first.

There is a feeling of the first class at the beginning of the school, and then study for a while, and then leave the subject, and then go to the college to teach systematically.

So really worry about it, it won't be too safe before opening the box.

Not to mention that Master still has a storytelling show, and if he insists on taking himself in for exercise, it is impossible not to go.

……

"Daughter-in-law, how long is it? I'm going out soon."

"I'm out!"

In mid-February, on the day when Deyun unpacked, it was almost time for the performance, and Qi Yuncheng was going to take his family to watch the performance.

Father-in-law and mother-in-law have more time this time, so they can catch up with unpacking this year.

But when he was about to leave, Song Yi suddenly remembered that there was something he hadn't done, and hurried to the toilet.

It takes a long time to stay.

After coming out, I quickly got into the car with my daughter in my arms and went to the Beizhan Theater tonight.

The whole family talked and laughed along the way.

In particular, Song's mother can be said to like this son-in-law. She doesn't talk about enthusiasm, but she is much better in doing things, which is not comparable to her own daughter.

However, while they were chatting, Song Yi in the car rarely spoke.

She kept looking out of the window with a weird expression, and even when her daughter wanted to talk to her, she only said a few perfunctory words.

"What's wrong?" Father Song subconsciously touched her forehead when he saw her like this, "I'm not sick."

"Dad, it's nothing! It's just that I was tired from shopping in the afternoon and took a break to watch the scenery."

"Remember to say something as soon as possible."

"Know it."

After agreeing, Song Yi continued to be quiet, but she said she was quiet, but her expression was filled with uncontrollable excitement.

Nai He still can't speak now.

After six o'clock, the family finally arrived at the theater.

Qi Yuncheng naturally wanted to perform, and watched them enter the audience channel before going back to the backstage of the North Exhibition.

There are still many people in the background.

Hundreds of people came and went.

But seeing that only the child came over, Guo Degang was a little curious, "Where's your daughter? Why don't you bring her here?"

"My father-in-law and mother-in-law are here, so I brought it to the auditorium, just a few rows in front. You can see it when you go on stage!"

"Alright! The whole family is happy to be together, get ready and open the door right away."

"Ok!"

Qi Yuncheng turned around to put on his coat, and when he was done, he saw Luan Yunping giving them the order of appearance.

Every year will be different.

Not to mention that in 2017, Deyun has a group of good and grown-up actors.

For example, Tao Yang, Dalin, Yan Hexiang, Xiaozhuan, Yang Jiulang, Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang, Zhang Helun, Zhang Jiuling and others, they grow faster.

So if a special event is held, there will definitely be them again.

There are even a few of them, who are already small characters in a small theater.

And Dalin is also one of them. If a happy comedian wants to make a third season, it will definitely be him.

This show does have a huge amount of traffic, and Yue Yunpeng is out of control.

This year's stuff keeps filling him up.

"Ready! There is one minute left."

Looking at the time, Luan Yunping stood with a large group of them. When the hour came, the red curtain opened, and when the gongs and drums beside the stage sounded, the first pair of actors began to take the stage.

Couple after couple of actors came on stage.

Some are familiar and some are not.

When it was the familiar's turn, there were applause and shouts from below.

This is true for Yue Yunpeng, and even more so for Qi Yuncheng.

The platoon was raised instantly.

The audience was uproarious.

What he did and his enthusiasm in 2016 attracted the attention of countless people.

However, they were excited, and Song Yi was even more excited than them. Sitting in the auditorium again, it was really different, and he had the feeling of chasing him back then.

But when she saw her father, the girl couldn't help shouting.

It's a pity that Qi Yuncheng couldn't hear clearly, the whole audience was noisy, but he must have glanced at them more, and then walked aside with Luan Yunping and stood up.

They stood up, and several elders came out. It was Deyun's bottom corner son Guo Degang and Yu Qian who came to the stage.

This time there was an overwhelming sound.

But amidst the noise, today's show has begun.

Song Yi and her parents happily watched the performances, the first three or four performances were all apprentices.

The fifth scene is about being a master and an uncle.

After they were finished, there was another performance by a large group of apprentices, but the further back, the more difficult the stage.

But Yue Yunpeng was able to hold it up, so when he was not yet a master, he succeeded in raising the atmosphere a lot.

After all, the audience of other apprentice performances will definitely not have much expectations.

So the role of an actor in the midfield is exactly this, to enhance the atmosphere.

Therefore, it is not only the opening hot field and the back-to-back field that are particularly useful, but the mid-court field is also of great significance and difficulty.

And Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were still behind, and after Yue Yunpeng finished speaking, they were two programs away before arriving at them.

Waiting for the eighth show!

The host finally went up to announce the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Pure Local Tyrant"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"

The curtain fell.

After resting in the background for several hours, they finally took the stage.

Once on stage, the movement below quickly turned upside down.

There are still a lot of flowers and gifts.

Say and shout!

The key point is not only girls shouting, but men shouting this a lot.

"Qi Yuncheng! I love you!"

"I love you!!"

"Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, I love you guys!!"

……

Packed up.

Qi Yuncheng quickly went back to the microphone, "Thank you! Now that I'm married, only men love me!"

Audience: "Qi Yuncheng, I am patient with you!"

"Hey! I heard, this is from Tianjin."

Qi Yuncheng hurriedly replied after hearing a female voice, "Thank you everyone! Another year of Deyun unpacking, very lively.

It can also be seen that everyone is happy, just after the New Year, eat well and use well, and spend more money.

But when it comes to spending money every year, I have to talk about our team Luan Luan Yunping.

Everyone is familiar with him, and he is the best at spending money. "

Luan Yunping was stunned behind the table, "Can I spend money?"

"Speaking of the richest person in cross talk, how about my master let him manage money? Tell everyone that he cares about money?" Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner.

Luan Yunping hesitated and said slowly, "Money doesn't matter to me."

"Did you see it?" Qi Yuncheng pointed at him, looking at the audience, "This is the first time for this person."

"You asked me to tell you."

"You are talking nonsense, there is a saying to criticize you."

"What did you say?"

"Talk nonsense without taking off your pants!"

Luan Yunping was very puzzled, "Why are you talking nonsense and taking off your pants?"

"No, what's the old saying?"

"You don't blink when you tell nonsense!"

"Yes, you don't blink when you tell nonsense!"

Qi Yuncheng leaned on the side of the table and was a little emotional, "So I think you have a problem with money, and you are not telling the truth."

"I'm telling the truth." Luan Yunping affirmed.

"How can it be the truth, who doesn't know that money is good. The old saying is too true, a penny stumps a hero, and a penny is good when there is no money. When I followed my master, oops! "

Qi Yuncheng sighed, "Everyone looks like pancakes, but my master..."

"how?"

"Anyway, whenever he gets angry in winter, I always want to make do with him."

"Okay! Red-hot coals!!"

Hahahahaha!
"Woo~~"

As soon as Master was hurt, Bei Zhan burst into laughter, and couldn't stop it.

Together with Song Yi, Song's father and Song's mother, they were all overjoyed, but the girl didn't know what they were laughing at.

Staring at a pair of big eyes looking around.

As for the little girl Guo Degang originally wanted to see on the side screen, didn't he mean the first row or two?
It didn’t look good when it was performed, but when I watch it now, I hear the burden and hurry down.

Afraid to see myself and say this to myself again.

The child couldn't help it, and smiled wryly.

(End of this chapter)