Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 262 I still want to perform Wu Zhuizi with my master! 【Subscribe】

Looking at his girlfriend's last text message, and then thinking about her usual figure, Qi Yuncheng really didn't expect to buy her a bigger one.

It is indeed a bit embarrassing.

Maybe I really overestimated it.

As for asking again, it's impossible.

She is probably asleep now, and if she wants to ask, she will talk about it later, so on the way home, Qi Yuncheng changed hands to find out what Mr. Liu Baorui said.

I want to save the bottom and say this once.

He needs to study hard.

But it doesn't mean it won't.

Although this system did not give him experience in this area, stand-up is also the basic skill of cross talk.

The basic skills of cross talk are not just as simple as learning to sing.

There are twelve gates in total.

Opening poems, Menliuer, Baishasa characters, Taiping lyrics, stand-up comedy, praise, teasing, three-person crosstalk, asking for money, double reed, ventriloquist, and counting treasures.

Among them, stand-up is also included, and it is also a must-learn.

But I have to say that a lot of kung fu on the ground has begun to be less performed and less passed down in theaters.

Let's not talk about the rest, just Baisha's words, there are actually not many people in Deyun who know it.

Of course, among the disciples, there are those who can spread it, but they are not proficient.

After all, there is almost no need for this thing now, so naturally I can't learn it, and I don't know if Teacher Gao and the others will teach it.

But there is one thing to say, this thing.

Qi Yuncheng really knows how to do it.

Before living in the big courtyard, he practiced with his master and learned it.

And the place to practice is the whole ground.

There are a few dogs next to it, and they are having a good time.

It's just that he hasn't touched this thing for several years.

Because there is really no place to use it.

It's impossible to talk and talk on stage, and suddenly come one, right?

The form of expression is different. If it is not on the roadside, it is not easy to exhibit.

"Hey!"

Thinking of this, Qi Yuncheng, who already liked Quyi, actually felt quite uncomfortable, and was afraid that it would be another few decades.

These basic skills are really just talking.

Very unwilling.

Because this is actually one of the traditional cultures of our country, and it is also a craft. If one is missing, it means that one has been covered up in the long river of time.

Anyway, no matter what, if I am 40 or [-] years old in the future, I will accept apprentices myself.

It doesn't matter whether you need it or not, you must learn it.

But just as he was thinking about this, Master Liu Baorui's unique yin and yang voice suddenly came out of the phone, as soon as he heard this voice.

Qi Yuncheng felt that everything was back to his childhood, but he couldn't disturb the driver, so he lowered his voice.

But the next second, the master in front spoke.

"It's okay, young man, you can turn up the volume, I also like cross talk and folk art, it's okay to listen!"

"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng agreed with a smile, and then raised the volume a little.

Soon, only Master Liu Baorui's voice was left in the car.

But to be honest, Master Liu Baorui's voice was once disliked by his master Mr. Zhang Shoucheng.

Because of the five-tone insufficiency, he was born lacking in one subject, and everything he sang was out of tune.

After that, he really formed his own artistic style.

Then he became the stand-up king in the population of later generations.

But in this stand-up, Mr. Liu Baorui really failed to surpass his master, Mr. Zhang Shoucheng.

Because Liu Baorui is known as the king of stand-ups, and Mr. Zhang Shoucheng is even more known as the big mouth of jokes, and his skills are very high.

But compared with his mentor, he has his own unique performance style, and it can even be said that he has formed a personal art genre.

So this can be regarded as another way, blue out of blue and better than blue.

After all, when it comes to stand-up, people will definitely think of him the first time.

that's it.

along the way.

Qi Yuncheng had listened to a lot of Mr.'s jokes, all of which were classics, so he got home before he knew it.

After getting home.

I'm still listening, but focus on the joke about the apprentice.

Not only the words, but also the performance skills, changes in the rhythm of the voice, and delays and setbacks all need to be studied.

This research is actually not a matter of a day or two.

At the same time, the things given by the system were not delayed.

no way.

Those things really can't be completely digested in a while, let alone the Jingyun Dagu that I just got recently.

So now he doesn't expect the system to reappear.

Fortunately, the system really didn't come out.

Otherwise, there will be another ten years, and he really doesn't know where to start.

Anyway, I'm only in my 20s, so take your time.

But for the school.

Guo Degang, Wang Hui, and Gao Feng were really caring, and even went to the school to show their faces when the cooperation was established.

And Guo Degang even became a visiting professor of this school. For a while, the media or the Internet attracted a lot of attention.

Because we all know that he is not well educated.

Being a professor and being able to give lectures to college students is sure to be criticized.

But this is what you love and what I want. Deyun doesn't care about it at all, the main thing is the cooperation in running schools.

But that's exactly why.

As for the theater, Gao Feng and the others were too busy.

So Luan Yunping's arrangement was very useful.

Then for a week or so, Qi Yuncheng's stand-up comedy at Deyun Tianqiao will come.

This time Qi Yuncheng didn't come right at the beginning.

The show did not reach the backstage until the fourth performance.

The main reason was that it was raining today, so I really didn't know what to do when I came so early.

"Brother, are you here?"

Meng Hetang yelled immediately after seeing someone in the background.

Qi Yuncheng nodded, put the umbrella down in the corner, and at the same time tidied up his shoes and shoulders that were wet by the rain.

Not much rain.

But not small.

The drizzling feeling.

"How about the people who came here today? Luan Yunping went to another venue to perform, and it rained again, so there should not be so many people here."

"Wow!" Meng Hetang immediately said again, "This time, the audience has already come in a large number, and they all come with umbrellas, and there are still so many audiences around outside, haven't you seen it?"

"No."

Qi Yuncheng shook his head, how could he go through the front door when he came to the theater, otherwise he would be surrounded soon, so he usually went through the back door.

But when I came over, I also found the umbrellas in the alleyway by the back door.

"Who is talking now?" Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng asked again.

"A joke between Dalin and Lord Hou."

"Hey, Master Hou also performed? This is rare."

"Warcraft said it last week, and it will be maintained today."

"That's no wonder."

Qi Yuncheng still wondered why Master Hou would say that, if this one is explained, there is really no problem.

Otherwise, Lord Hou couldn't be so diligent. How could he perform on stage so often when he didn't even want to write a program list?

That's tiring, isn't it good to play games?Do you want to rest?

Unless you can't play games at home, and then come over to make do with theater performances.

Not much to say.

Qi Yuncheng hurriedly changed into his gown. Although he had just reached the middle of the show, the rest of the show was not long, so after changing, he went to the side screen to watch Lord Hou.

Take a look at this.

Hou Ye and Dalin had fun on the stage.

Especially the former, with a broken mouth and all kinds of things that add oneself to the basic words, so it is hard to guard against.

But he has his special characteristics and burdens, but he can't match him without certain experience.

So sometimes Dalin was so anxious that he was almost speechless.

And after they came down, one program followed another.

Soon it will be the last saving show.

It is also his own performance.

The host came to the stage.

"Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy "The Apprentice"! Performer, Qi Yuncheng!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

An announcement.

The audience under the stage was completely excited.

Don't look at the name of today's show that only has three characters, Qi Yuncheng, but almost most of the people are here for him.

Now that it's finally here, how can you not be excited.

Even before people came out of the side curtain, some audience members had already carried their belongings and ran from their seats to the bottom of the stage.

And Qi Yuncheng, who just came out, saw this, and hurriedly took a few extra steps to meet him.

Let alone what you are holding in your hand.

Just seeing the excited and happy faces on the side of the stage makes people feel happy.

But when I bent down to take a large box of tens of centimeters from a girl, I was a little confused, "What is this?"

"A thousand puzzles!! I bought it specially today."

Qi Yuncheng's expression didn't know what to say, "A thousand pieces of puzzles? Do you really think that we said that cross talkers have nothing to do in the background? Let's put together a puzzle together."

Hahahaha!

As soon as I said it, the sense of the picture came, and the audience who heard it burst into laughter.

Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng also opened the box. Well, it is really a dense puzzle, but I still have to thank others.

"Thank you! The World of Warcraft service will be stopped today, and Master Hou will lead us to fight together later."

That's it.

Qi Yuncheng continued to receive gifts from the others, but after a while, a big brother brought a big thing.

A large folding fan of nearly one meter.

When this was brought, the people around gave way cautiously.

And Qi Yuncheng himself was a little scared, "Is this for me?"

"That's right!"

"Then let me take a look."

Taking it from the stage, Qi Yuncheng felt that it was not light when he held it in his hand, but he was able to hold it firmly, but the length was really more than half a person's height.

Then with all his strength, he opened the closed big folding fan.

Just hear a clatter.

A beautiful large-scale landscape painting fan was displayed, and under the lights of the stage, this fan was even more dazzling and beautiful.

After seeing this.

Many viewers sighed.

It is indeed beautiful.

Especially big.

After watching it, the actors can be blocked tightly.

And Qi Yuncheng naturally likes it too. The small theater is like this. After some audiences know that there will be an actor they like next week, they may be able to prepare gifts in advance.

But he couldn't delay the performance, so he quickly closed the fan.

"Okay, thank you! I will try to bring it with me when I perform Wu Zhuizi with Team Luan. Of course, I still hope that Master will give me a measure."

Hahahaha!

Another burst of laughter came out.

Because you want to use this to perform martial arts, let alone perform, you can directly prepare for funerals.

As for Mr. Guo's measuring work, let's not talk about it.

Died on the spot.

To accomplish his goal of Qi Yuncheng.

Not to mention Wu Zhuizi, just spitting out lotus flowers is enough.

in a while.

After Qi Yuncheng put away all the presents, he stood behind the table and spoke.

At the same time, he patted Xingmu on the table.

Started his own staging poem.

It was just right to say it at this time, because the audience who just finished talking about the gift just went back, and they were more excited.

"On the first day of the New Year's Eve, after the second day of junior high school, it will be the third day of junior high school.

Half a month on the 15th and half a year on June [-]. "

Snapped!
Xingmu took another picture.

The audience applauded.

At the same time, Qi Yuncheng continued to speak.

"It rained a little today and the weather is a little cooler. I thought there would be fewer spectators, but I didn't expect so many people to come.

There are three to 400 people in the pit and valley.

Thank you guys for coming.

In addition, everyone has also heard the announcement. Today I am here to talk about a stand-up comedy. I rarely talk about stand-up comedy.

For no other reason than it is not easy to say. "

After opening such a short sentence first, the movement below was much less, and all eyes were on him.

At the same time, a large number of people took pictures with their mobile phones.

"Actually, it is not easy to learn anything. Of course, there are some geniuses, but this genius is only one point.

I have to rely on my 99 points to work hard.

But I can't say nothing.

It doesn't matter which bowl of rice a person should eat. "

As soon as the words were broken, Qi Yuncheng pointed helplessly at himself behind the table, "You see, I should just talk about cross talk, because I was in contact when I was young.

What else can you do if you don't say anything.

There is also a reason for mentioning cross talk.

At the beginning, he said that I would learn from my master and become a student, but he would not let me. "

"When you see me, you can't say that the kid is stupid. But later, because of something, you have to find me as an apprentice.

Because of what, because of such a thing. "

"On the street outside our alley, there is a woodware shop that sells tables, chairs, benches, and small dining tables.

The shopkeeper's surname is Hao, and his single name is Jin.

Shopkeeper Hao likes to drink.If you don't drink, you will get drunk, and if you get drunk, you will sleep.

Nothing else, drinking all the time.

No one wants to work for him.

for what?He likes to drink by himself, so he prepares two dishes in the restaurant and eats in the room with the door closed.

Workers eat corn bread and drink millet porridge.

A little money every month, and no money for old age.

In this way, he is not willing to spend it. "

"How good is it to keep the money for drinking? He is good at playing cards and gambling. Later, the shopkeeper Hao thought of an idea.

What's your idea?

No workers, recruit apprentices, apprentices.

Come to me as an apprentice for five years, in charge of food and clothing. "

When the subject changed, Qi Yuncheng complained, "Actually, what do you wear? It's his leftover clothes.

No matter how much you eat, that is, Wotou millet porridge, you don't care if you are full. "

"And in his carpentry shop, he has to teach carefully. After one year, he can make tables, chairs and benches. He learns for five years.

In those four years, I played tricks on him without taking money. "

"The conditions for accepting apprentices are quite harsh. Why?" Qi Yuncheng continued, "When he first came, he had to ask first. What are you asking? He is not afraid of anything else, but he is always afraid of people stealing his things.

Of course, it is not allowed to steal tables, chairs and benches, and one less person can tell.

The main reason is that he likes to drink, and he is afraid that people will steal his wine.

He doesn't want those who can drink, but he doesn't say so.

Little apprentice comes, he will try you first. "

(End of this chapter)