Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 254 The shit stick is set with diamonds? 【Subscribe】

"You mean a head of hair in the front, but not in the back?"

"Why do you always have beautiful hair?"

"It's from the sun."

It was in the sun again, Luan Yunping hurriedly asked, "How did it get in the sun?"

"Just go to work on a cloudy day. It's almost the same. The boss said to go home, pack your things and go home."

Qi Yuncheng tucked his hands, made the movements to be done, and took a few steps, then stopped, "It's almost home, yo, the sun is out.

Is this not my life? "

"Run quickly."

"Run home, get the key to open the door, step inside, the face comes in, and the sun comes out behind."

Qi Yuncheng gestured backwards with his right hand, "Prick~~

Then I have beautiful hair in the front and baldness in the back. "

"Is that how it got sunburnt?"

"Correct!"

"That's not right." Luan Yunping began to find fault again, "Then what's the matter with our master's head, the bald one still looks good."

"Tsk!" Qi Yuncheng immediately began to explain, "Did you see that, Master? He was out on a cloudy day, and suddenly the sun came out.

I bought a peach and it fit right on my head. "

"So Master is in the shape of a peach?"

"Ok!"

"Well?"

"That's what the research came out of."

"If Master had been holding a banana at that time..."

Qi Yuncheng waved his hand immediately, "From now on, uncle can't be called Master Tao'er."

"What's that called?"

"Jiao (banana)!"

"Huo, then we will have two mistresses."

Hahahaha!

A burst of laughter came immediately.

For this, none of the audience is without a sense of imagery, and there is indeed no one with a banana on top of the head. The key point is that the name is really delicate.

I don't know which big lady it is.

But at this point in the cross talk, after talking about the origin of a few bald people, it turns to the coldness of the old age.

And this is the essence of this cross talk.

"It's cold, it's really cold, it's convenient to go to the toilet, and you can't bring toilet paper."

Luan Yunping's expression seemed fresh, "What if I don't bring toilet paper?"

"Because toilet paper is useless."

"Why is it useless?"

"Going to the toilet was not like it is now. There was a toilet at home. If there wasn't one, you could only go to the public toilet.

This is convenient, and the pants are wiped~~frozen. "

"What's frozen?"

Qi Yuncheng turned to look at his partner's puzzled face and asked, "Why did you go there?"

"Oh, I see."

"Take it hard." Qi Yuncheng turned his head and looked behind him, a little anxious, "It's broken and it's freezing, this toilet paper will definitely break.

There is something for everyone. "

"For what?"

"Prepare a shit stick!!"

"It's the first time I've heard that they still hit shit sticks?"

These two sentences explain it.

There is an audience below who is already very happy, because it is not within the scope of their understanding at all.

But at this moment, Qi Yuncheng picked up his fan and put it on his waist, "You guys watch that TV series in ancient costumes, with knives, swords and so on."

"Yes."

"That all evolved from the shit stick."

"The prototype is a shit stick?"

"Yes, embroider a pocket and put it in."

"Is there a pocket?" Luan Yunping turned up the volume, and at the same time looked disgusted, "This pocket may be so dirty."

But when he said that, Qi Yuncheng waved his hand to correct him with a serious expression, "It's not dirty at all."

"is it?"

"Because it's all frozen."

"Okay, can't this stick?"

"It doesn't matter who goes to the toilet." Qi Yuncheng smiled politely while holding the fan on his waist, "Hello everyone, don't get up, don't get up."

"Who pulls half a shit and gets it back."

"Afterwards, it's convenient for me, it's almost done. I pull my hand from my waist, clang ~~ the precious sword is out of its sheath, and fight in all directions at night."

"What a mess, you can fight shit!"

Hahahaha!

Hey~~

Three points are funny and seven points are in favor.

Luan Yunping's words instantly broke the defenses of all the audience at the Beijing Exhibition.

Laughter burst out.

Amidst the loud laughter of the audience, Qi Yuncheng waved his fan vigorously behind him, "Crack!!!"

"You are very calm, but you said that this thing, if only half of it is shot, how can it be done?"

The more they talked, the louder the audience laughed. Even Song Yi and Xuemei couldn't laugh anymore when they were in the crowd below.

At the same time, every time I watch Qi Yuncheng's performance, I can refresh my three views every time.

But there is no way, this cross talk is like this, there are many vulgar things, but this is a traditional joke.

Anyone else has to act according to this beam.

And Qi Yuncheng also said, "No, everyone has skills in old age."

"It's a skill."

"Especially later." Qi Yuncheng looked at the fan in his hand, "This thing has become more and more luxurious."

"Luxury?" Luan Yunping didn't understand.

"After going to the public toilet, it's even better.

Dude, what's the material of your shit stick? "

"It's better than that?"

Qi Yuncheng turned to one side, slightly raised his fan, "The family is poor, from Zaomu."

"Okay."

"Hmph! Mine are from Huali."

"Isn't this trashing things?"

"That man..." Qi Yuncheng looked in one direction and asked, "What material is yours?"

"It really compares everywhere."

"This is the mouth of red sandalwood inlaid with ivory.

Oh?My dear friend, what is yours?

Jinshen's, especially this mouth, I set it with diamonds. "

"Is the shit stick inlaid with diamonds?" Luan Yunping finally couldn't hold back, "Are you trustworthy? Tell me yourself."

Qi Yuncheng raised his mouth, "As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."

"Then what if you said you didn't bring it? Did you forget it?"

"Too hasty?" Qi Yuncheng's expression froze, and he touched his left waist with both hands, his expression became even uglier, and he sighed.

"Hey, where's my stick?"

"Hey, don't be so kind."

"If you don't bring it, you can only borrow it from someone next to you."

"Is there anyone else borrowing this?"

Qi Yuncheng turned around, stretched out his hand and leaned over and said, "Sister!!"

"You wait for me."

Luan Yunping hurried to grab Wenren's partner, and when she got back, the audience was already bursting with laughter, they had never heard that there were women in the men's room.

"Why are you still squatting together?"

"This idea is very dirty. Everyone goes to the bathroom for the big solution (big sister), and you are not for the small solution (miss)."

"You went to the bathroom to see me because of the elder sister?"

"It's more polite to say that."

"What's all this?"

Qi Yuncheng clasped his hands together as a sign of courtesy, and then spoke again, "I'm sorry, I forgot to bring it, so I can use your stick."

"You're very welcome."

"Here you are, girl."

"That's still a girl."

"I have bad eyesight, I misread it. Take it, use it."

Qi Yuncheng looked very serious, and started science popularization with the left end of the fan, "This answer, you all have to remember.

People take the left side and stuff it for you.

You can't just go and take the right side, that's not allowed, because it's not appropriate. "

"Yes!" Luan Yunping nodded, "It melts as soon as you squeeze it."

"They handed it over, you have to let it go."

Qi Yuncheng leaned suddenly, hiding behind the microphone on the right side of the stick like dodging a bullet, and then stretched his right hand to grab the left side of the fan.

"Does this have to be passed?" Luan Yunping asked when she saw it.

"Of course, you must pick up the other side's side, otherwise it will make people laugh."

"Unruly?"

"correct."

"And then, slap!!

Return it after using it up, and people have to hide and pick it up again. "

"Oh, you can borrow it." Luan Yunping was behind the desk, and she was completely explained by her partner, but he had many questions.

And must also rely on his words to complete the next turn of the show.

"Then what if there is no one?"

Qi Yuncheng was surprised, and then raised his coat, "Purchase the room? Stand up quickly, find a corner and sit back for it."

"Hoo!!"

Suddenly, Luan Yunping's expression became ferocious, and the more ferocious it was, the more painful it would be to sit back.

So how could the audience's laughter be small?

"Oh, I may have felt the pain of Team Luan with this expression."

"It's so cruel, this is it."

"It can't be done, my face is almost frozen from smiling, why is it so disgusting after the Dragon Boat Festival?"

"Fortunately, this part is not performed in a small theater, otherwise I can really spit out while drinking melon seeds and drinking tea."

"Don't talk about it, it's beyond description, it's so graphic, it even smells."

……

The audience was agitated.

Qi Yuncheng felt it on the stage, and quickly looked at the audience below and shouted, "Sit still, sit still."

How could the audience not understand the meaning, and booed instantly.

"Ah~~"

At this time, Luan Yunping's ferocious expression gradually eased, "People just want to be cruel to themselves, why don't you sit back?"

Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and turned to look at his partner, "What's wrong?"

"I'm panicked, are you believable?"

"All I can say is it's a miracle."

"Did you tell me about the miracle?"

"Isn't that the old saying later?"

"what?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and pointed, and said angrily: "Hey, you are not doing this properly."

Luan Yunping: "What's wrong?"

Qi Yuncheng: "You promised me back then, why are you sitting back halfway now?"

Luan Yunping: "Is this what you're talking about?"

Qi Yuncheng: "So if you walk on the street now, as long as you hold your chest up, you will sit back."

Luan Yunping: "I just sat back and haven't melted yet?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Hey, I just want to tell you about the weather."

Luan Yunping: "Cold if you want to be cold, hot if you want to be hot?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Hey, this is what old people look like in their old age."

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