Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 253 Bald people are all sun-baked? 【Subscribe】

Many girls are shouting.

Qi Yuncheng can only thank you at the top, and can no longer answer like his girlfriend, because the girlfriend is right below.

If you really want to answer like that, you will have to face an angry and jealous face in a while.

Besides, this is not his character, how could it be like this.

So after receiving the gift, he returned to his place with Luan Yunping.

"Thank you everyone! It can be seen that everyone is very happy, it's the Dragon Boat Festival.

Eating zongzi and racing dragon boats are all festival activities. "

"That's right." Luan Yunping replied standing behind the table and looking at her partner.

"Of course, you all come here to listen to cross talk during festivals, that's because you love us.

So we also work hard.

As long as you are willing to listen, we will talk more today.

The same is true today. "

"it is good!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Hearing that there will be extra time for today's show, and the audience bought tickets, it must be worth it, and bursts of joy and applause.

Wait for the applause to fall.

Qi Yuncheng first introduced the previous pair of actors, "The actor who performed for you just now is called Zhang Yunlei.

Cloud characters.

He was in Deyun very early, but was delayed for a few years because of some things, so he only came back recently.

It can be seen that this stage was very nervous and sweated a lot.

But it's mainly because it's been hot recently, and actors wear a coat to cover themselves on stage, and it's easy to get stuffy. "

"That's true."

"But having said that, the weather is actually both cold and hot right now."

"Really?" Luan Yunping added from time to time. .

Qi Yuncheng supported the table as if remembering, "I heard from my master that when he was in elementary school, it was so cold that the ground could crack.

I don't know who has that feeling, as long as the child goes to school, he can be blown away by the wind. "

"So big?"

"Now that the climate is getting warmer, it's not so cold anymore, but even then it wasn't the coldest."

"Then when is it coldest?"

"If you want to say that it is the coldest and the hottest, you have to say it is the old age."

This time, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping entered the work very quickly, even the latter came without saying a few words, mainly because the language of this joke was compact and full of humor.

So there is no need for a burden or anything.

At this time, Luan Yunping looked puzzled, and said another word, "Old age?"

"I have checked the information and worked hard. These things can stand scientific scrutiny. When I say which year.

When you hear it, yes! !

No one disagrees. "

"is it?"

Qi Yuncheng acted confident, but the next second he regretted, "Unfortunately, I don't know what year it is."

"This is not nonsense!!"

Luan Yunping turned the words speechlessly, and the audience laughed a few times.

But Qi Yuncheng still looked very serious, "So, science is very rigorous."

"What's so strict about it?"

"You ask me, what year was it? I don't know, I can't talk nonsense, it's just that the old age was very good."

"Okay?" Luan Yunping stared at her partner before speaking.

"One wind for three days, one rain for five days. The wind does not break the trees, the rain does not damage the seedlings, the horses are released on the Nanshan Mountains, the knives and guns are stored in the warehouse, and the scene of peace."

"Is it that peaceful?"

"You missed that moment." After describing, Qi Yuncheng said excitedly.

Luan Yunping said: "Then you caught up?"

"I didn't catch up either."

"It's not nonsense!"

"Isn't this a discussion? At that moment, the cold was really cold, and the hot was really hot. It was refreshingly cold, and surprisingly hot.

And that heat is called heat. "

"Then how hot is it?"

Passing down the words with admiration, Qi Yuncheng immediately stretched out his hand and gestured while looking at the audience to explain.

"In the past, no matter whether it was a hotel or a teahouse, it was made of tin under the guise, and that guise was changed every day."

"what happened?"

"It's hot. In the morning, the man hung up the cover, and after a while, the cover was tick-tocked.

That's all. "

"Oh? Is it that hot?"

"Eggs can be taken out and eaten. This means that they are ready to eat. They are all ready. Bring a big bowl. What kind of eggs, duck eggs and goose eggs are ready, shake them outside."

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to hold the plate of eggs, and then shouted: "Get ready, good! It will be back in a snap."

"This is?"

"It's ripe."

……

Hearing this, the following audience all felt that it was amazing.

And Song Yi, who sat back in her seat, listened even more so. After all, she listened less to cross talk, and she definitely couldn't finish listening to some traditional cross talk, but she was working hard recently.

Anyway, almost always turn on my boyfriend's performance at night.

Of course, that's because his voice and cross talk are so easy to help sleep, almost to the extent that he can sleep with him.

But at this time, Qi Yuncheng continued to speak on the stage.

"As far as the chickens and ducks raised at home, and those small animals, I didn't say that they were released during the day."

"Then what happened when you went out?"

"If you go out, you will die. As soon as you go out, you will stab, stab, stab, and the family will prepare soy sauce quickly."

"Is this the way to eat?"

"It's ripe."

"Then let it go?"

"Leave them at night. If there is a sheep breeder at home, if the sheep are going to run away, they should be tied up with sticks immediately.

Big sheep with big sticks, little sheep with small sticks.

There was the naughty one, who went out with a stick.

In the evening, people hurried out to pick them up. There were large bunches and small bunches. "

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and pretended to be holding mutton skewers. Luan Yunping was stunned when he saw it, "Is this lamb skewered by myself?"

"It's just that hot. It's unbearably hot. Let alone animals, there's no one on the street during the day."

"How did that person go out to do errands?"

"Yes, I have to go to work, I have to run errands."

"Correct."

"Then pick a cloudy day. Even the work unit is closed. You go to work on a cloudy day, but you can't go out on a sunny day."

"Then what about going out?" Luan Yunping, her partner, kept asking, as if finding fault.

"As soon as the man goes out, the sun comes.

The thorns, the hair is gone. "

"Baldy?"

"Yeah, have you seen the bald guy on the street? It was that year."

"The bald ones were all tanned in those years?"

"Um!!"

Qi Yuncheng confirmed it confidently, but the stage was quiet for a few seconds, because Luan Yunping couldn't believe it.

After slowing down, he pulled his partner's hand and spoke.

"wrong."

"Why not?"

"There are also many kinds of bald people. For example, some bald people have hair on the back but no hair on the front. What's the matter?"

Qi Yuncheng gestured back and forth on his head, and roughly understood what it meant, "Is this a bald head? The front is shiny, and the back is shaved?"

"Don't worry about how many people are behind, what's going on."

"Hey! It's from the sun."

"How did it get sunburned?"

"Look." Qi Yuncheng raised his head to look at the weather in the sky, then turned to look at the audience, "Hey, it's cloudy today, let's go to work.

Wash your face, rinse your mouth, put your things away, get dressed and hold your bag.

Open the door to work and push the door.

My head is going to come out. "

"Yes."

"The clouds passed, and when the sun came out, there was a piercing sound."

"This is?"

Qi Yuncheng patted the front of his hair, then flicked it back abruptly, "The front hair is gone, but the back hair is still flowing."

"Don't be flamboyant."

"Do you know this?"

"Oh, is it like this?"

Luan Yunping finally understood. After pondering for a while, she asked again, "What else? There is hair in the front, but no hair in the back."

(End of this chapter)