Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 181 The Tianjing commercial performance is over! 【Subscribe】

Qi Yuncheng imitated a Guo Degang on stage.

There was a lot of laughter in the audience.

This is also in line with his own style, but just as the side screen master said, his cross talk is for the preferences of young people.

At the same time, this can also stir up the atmosphere a little more. The price of commercial performances is a bit more expensive than others, so we must try our best to satisfy everyone.

That's why he didn't choose all the traditional jokes.

After all, to be honest, young people are still not as happy listening to traditional jokes as they are.

And after this burden is finished, there is nothing else.

It is all kinds of crossing.

Liang Zi remains unchanged, but the burden of time travel can be changed at will, including the next re-enactment, he can come up with a brand new one.

But with the passage of time.

In about three to ten minutes, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping got to the bottom of the story, and then bowed and stepped off the stage amidst applause.

This goes to the side curtain.

Almost everyone was there, but Lord Hou suddenly came over and said, "Just now Xiaomeng started two or three minutes earlier.

You can make up for this time when you return. "

"okay!"

Qi Yuncheng agreed, and after taking a breath here, he and his partner walked towards the stage again.

Although two or three minutes is not very long, it will be over in a while.

But I can't stand the accumulation.

If each program is two or three minutes short, then five or six programs add up to 3 minutes.

These 8 minutes are enough for another cross talk.

But it is impossible to really add more cross talk, it can only be that other people slow down their performances.

Even speaking, it has to be classified as the bottom two to deal with.

On the other hand, there are only about 10 minutes left for the second round, it's not like it hasn't happened.

This is why Deyun is very strict in terms of time.

So like their cross talk actors, as long as they have enough experience, they can generally complete a cross talk within 1 minute of error.

As for why Xiaomeng was so early, he was indeed nervous.

In this way, when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping returned, they said a little more, and it was impossible to really wait for the third brother Kong Yunlong to deal with it.

Being caught by the boxing team is bad enough, it's impossible to make something happen while performing.

After finishing speaking, other assistants took over, and the two of them began to rest.

While resting, Qi Yuncheng also accepted some suggestions from his master and master. It is the first time to perform this in a big stage, so it must be paid attention to.

But the basic evaluation is good.

Especially imitating Guo Degang, none of them thought of it.

But in the background, Guo Degang found his apprentice, "Yun Cheng, I know what you think.

But next, it's really time to show off your skills.

Prepare yourself. "

Qi Yuncheng already knew about the next performance without needing to be told by his master, so he said, "Don't worry, I know what's going on."

"Okay, you can rest for a while."

There are not too many words, at most one or two sentences, Guo Degang will not ask, because he knows Qi Yuncheng's character and ability.

Generally, there will be no big mistakes.

But as a master, it is still necessary to come and talk about it.

As for the time after that.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping really stayed quietly for a while.

Don't even want to say a word.

The main reason is that I didn't say anything, and I was all focused on how to say a good job in this commercial performance, and at most I looked at my phone from time to time.

In the end, Song Yina, he watched Dole himself.

Anyway, when the time comes, it will be fine.

As for Yile, his mood relaxed a lot, and after his senior brothers assisted in the performance, they went on stage and started their second cross talk "Selling Five Vessels"!
"At the end of the early Yuan Dynasty, because the most righteous emperor was desolate and innocent, the whole world was full of swords and soldiers. The AH man Zhu Yuanzhang raised his pole and overthrew the Great Yuan.

……

The trial in the nine halls, the lawsuit lasted for two and a half years, (crying) If there was no favor from Prince Li's Mansion, he would have died in it long ago.

Just for this copperware! "

……

"In the year of Gengzi, in 1900, the Boxer Regiment assisted the Qing Dynasty in destroying Yanjing East City West Zongbu Hutong, killed the German imperial envoy named Klind, and angered the Eight-Power Allied Forces to break into Yanjing City.

……

Only then was it sent back to your home, and it was returned to our country and stored for so many years.Not for anything, just for this piece of wood! "

……

Whoa whoa whoa!
On the stage at this moment, Qi Yuncheng definitely lost all his strength by giving out a few mouths for selling five weapons.

You must know that this section of Guankou is really not short.

The key breath and rhythm must make the audience feel comfortable.

At the same time, Qi Yuncheng's basic skills are definitely not low, and his ability to add systems, among his peers, he is definitely very good.

And after this cross talk, it was Kong Yunlong's second, and after the second, it was Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's savings.

This cross talk is also a traditional cross talk.

And it's still a very classic "Selling Cloth Heads"!
"Why is it so black? It is so angry that it is so angry that it does not let the black Li Kui. In the Tang Dynasty, there was a Hei Jingde. He sent carbon in Dongshan and dug coal in Xishan. He sold it for two years. Sky coal!"

……

"I'll give you five cents, I'll go for five cents, I'll go for five cents, and I'll give you five cents for free. Wow, I'll give you two dollars for the car fare. I'll give you two dollars for the good tea. You can drink it as much as you want. Dayang, you'll just give me two dollars." "

……

"This cloth costs two yuan, I'm going to be ruthless, I've suffered, it's a loss, it's free, it's zero, it's gone, and I have to give it up, you give it one yuan and nine.

Here’s another one eight, one seven, one six, one six, one five, and if you don’t want to give one, four, this cloth is one and four, I’ll let me go to two cents, you give one yuan, it’s not one yuan. , let me go to fifty cents...

Luan Yunping: "This piece of cloth?"

Qi Yuncheng: "It's for nothing."

Luan Yunping: "Yes!"

……

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

"it is good!!!"

Finally, the cross talk is over.

Immediately, the entire Tianjing Auditorium was filled with noise and applause.

If the audience listened to Coca-Cola in the first cross talk, then everyone can see that a lot of effort was put into the next two cross talks.

The key is to sell cloth heads, which is not as simple as talking about it, and there is a taste in it.

Because this is an old cross talk for many years, almost all the masters have performed it, but Qi Yuncheng's performance this time is definitely not the same.

At the same time, after performing this, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly got all the actors on stage to start the final curtain call.

This time it was sung.

After singing and talking, all the actors bowed and stepped down.

It went very quickly.

There can't be too much delay, after all, the time limit for the auditorium is not low.

But at this time, there was still a group of people around the stage, some continued to give gifts, some wanted to sign autographs and so on.

But a girl in the front row of the auditorium has been holding back.

Because my grandfather is by my side, if I ran over to deliver it immediately, I would probably be accused.

From the very beginning, it was obvious that he didn't like it very much.

But in the next second, the old man sighed slowly, "What are you doing?"

"Grandpa, I..."

"Why are you hiding things? Give them away. If you don't give them away, they will go to the backstage."

"Hey, okay, grandpa!"

In an instant, the girl smiled and got up from her seat, but didn't leave immediately, "Grandpa, please be happy today.

This crosstalk? "

The old man smiled unexpectedly, then looked at the young man surrounded by all kinds of people, and changed his attitude a little bit, "Happy, that's all, let's go deliver it, after the delivery is over, everyone has a rest, we have to go home too. "

"Okay, I'll be right back!!"

(End of this chapter)