Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 180 Passing Five Trials and Slaying Six Generals, I Already Take Three of the Spots! 【Subscribe】

"This time I'm sitting majestically on the horse with a gun in my hand."

With a slight step, Qi Yuncheng's expression was solemn, and he also held a gun in his hand, giving him the feeling of a general.

At the same time, he pointed back with his right hand, "Standing behind me are all my soldiers."

"is it?"

"Oh, I'm happy in my heart, I said where are we?
The people next to him approached and reported back to the general, Dongling Pass! "

"Is this a pass?"

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Dongling Pass is a city. May I ask who am I again?

How did you forget yourself?You are the guard Bian Xi!General Bian!

Oh, I'm Bian Xi, Dongling Pass! ! "

After chanting such a sentence or two, the audience below actually guessed something, and there was a little movement from time to time.

But actor Luan Yunping acted like she didn't know, and kept watching her partner talk.

"At this time, the enemy on the other side is coming."

"At war?"

"Sitting on the horse holding the Qinglong Yanyue Saber, with a red face and five willows and long beards!"

"This is?" Luan Yunping asked quickly when she heard this.

"Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang! Heh, I was right in front of me while I was speaking. Before I could speak, he raised the knife, click!!"

Qi Yuncheng gestured towards his neck, Luan Yunping finally understood, and at the same time was startled, "Is this killing?"

"At that time, my eyes went dark, I wiped my pants and passed through, and when I opened my eyes again, I arrived in Luoyang, and it was still outside the gate of Luoyang City.

Sitting on the horse, I am still majestic. "

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng gave another picture, and at the same time pointed with his hand, "There is another person beside me."

"This is?"

"I asked what is your name?

He was stunned, why don't you know me?My name is Meng Tan and your name is Han Fu! "

After saying this, Qi Yuncheng nodded in understanding, and then asked again, "Then who are we waiting for?

Wait for Guan Gong! ! ! "

"Why are you waiting for Guan Gong!!" Luan Yunping couldn't help applauding.

And speaking of this, the laughter under the stage could hardly stop, because they had predicted this situation when they heard about Luoyang City just now.Of course there is no digging.

It was the first time for them to hear this passage, and they didn't know where to go.

Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath, and suddenly looked ahead, "Good guy, just as I was talking, someone came. He has a red face, a five-willow beard, and he is carrying a knife.

Come to me!
Click! "

"Ouch, slaughtered again?"

"I want to cross!!!"

"Are you still wearing it?"

"Open your eyes again, yo!!! I'm Meng Tan!!"

Hahahahaha!
This time, the laughter in the auditorium was not restrained at all, and everyone laughed happily.

I've never seen such unlucky time traveler, it's not good to wear it, so I wear it to the side.

Qi Yuncheng bared his teeth and grinned, "I saw the head next to me go down!"

"Ouch!"

"Is that what I know?"

"Stop telling people this."

"Guan Gong didn't take any notice of it, and cut it off with a click. After that, a white light appeared, and when I opened my eyes again, I arrived at Sishui Pass."

"Sishui Pass?"

"The guard at Sishui Pass is called Kong Xiu, sitting on a horse with a knife in his hand, facing him with a big red face!!"

"Okay, here we go again."

As soon as he said that, there was another burst of laughter below.

Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng was about to cry behind the microphone, "Oh, I've already taken up three places, this is the fourth round.

When we were talking, I said, can we discuss something? "

"Did he discuss it?"

Qi Yuncheng raised his right hand and slashed down abruptly, "I'll kill you."

"Well, nothing was discussed."

"The head is about to fall to the ground, I yelled one last wish."

"You shout?"

"I want to be Guan Gong!!!"

At this time, the atmosphere on the scene became more and more lively, because many people were already in the rhythm of the actors, and when the actors shouted, they were very loud.

The atmosphere went even higher.

After shouting, Qi Yuncheng said again, "Pants wipe——"

Luan Yunping asked curiously, "How is it this time?"

"Sitting on the horse this time, I am that red-faced, five-willow and long-bearded man, and the Qinglong Yanyue Saber!"

"It's done."

"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng nodded, tilted his head up, and then his expression was stunned, "Looking up, there is Maicheng written on the gate!!!"

"Hoo!!!"

come here.

Luan Yunping was about to lose her defenses, she complained amidst laughter, "It's not good if you don't go to the right place!!!"

Holding the table for a long time, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath: "My life, why is it so miserable! Oh, there is no way, I can only move forward.

I remember that there was a big hole in the head, Guan Gong was unlucky to be in this hole, if I could escape through it by any chance.

Can history be rewritten? "

Luan Yunping said: "You really dare to think about it."

Qi Yuncheng: "Papa papa! I got off my horse three times, and the horse galloped away..."

Luan Yunping: "Jump over?"

Qi Yuncheng: "It jumped in and then fell inside."

Luan Yunping: "That's still inside."

Qi Yuncheng: "I yelled a word when I fell inside, hit Sakura Imperialism!"

Luan Yunping: "Then you don't fall to death many times."

"Hey!" After shouting, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to lower his head and sigh slowly, "I made a wish before I died.

And I also want to keep my feet on the ground. "

"How to keep your feet on the ground?"

"Can I time travel to become a person with a little ability in our industry? My wish is to be a post-[-]s generation, because age is very important for us to learn folk art."

"That is."

"An artist who can talk about cross talk, storytelling, and everything else.

At the same time, a large number of people followed me.

A person that even the music and entertainment circles envy and reject. "

"Why do you still reject it?"

"I will make it!!! Pants wipe——!"

"this time?"

As soon as his partner asked, Qi Yuncheng suddenly shortened his figure, put his palms together, took a step, walked out of the microphone and spoke.

"Guo Degang!!!!
Say heaven is dear, and heaven is also dear~~"

Hahahahaha!
"it is good!!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Boom.

In the whole theater, almost all the audience were overjoyed.

Many people slapped their thighs and laughed, because this apprentice really has never been with his master.

I didn't expect that while I was talking, I could still mention it halfway.

Simply invincible fast.

And don't watch the audience happy.

At this moment, the group of people who saw Qi Yuncheng's performance from the side screen were even more lively than them.

Shi Fukuan was sitting on the chair, seeing this, he laughed so hard that tears almost came out.

Unexpectedly, it makes sense.

That was the child who was controlling him to death.

Jin couldn't help laughing when he heard the sound, and kept boasting, "Jiezi is the material for the performance! Look at the meme effect and the atmosphere of the theater.

Rare.

It seems that cross talk is still the most suitable for him. "

"Hey! It's just a child's cleverness."

Amidst the restless theater voices, Guo Degang also looked at Qi Yuncheng after he answered his father's words.

Well, how could it be bad.

That's what he likes most.

Even when he mentioned it just now, he had goosebumps, because this paragraph had never been told to him before.

I don't know how to figure this out.

No wonder his senior brother Yu Qianhui absolutely agreed, he probably knew about it a long time ago.

But looking at the audience below, Guo Degang still knows a little bit. The reason why the child chooses a new joke is probably because of the young people present.

Because young people do like these things, but on the other hand, it also indirectly shows that only young people like these things.

So if you want to satisfy everyone, you have to look at his personal basic skills later.

(End of this chapter)