football's number one madman

Chapter 588 Breaking the record again?
When Lee Polo led the team to bloodbath Tunisia, Ronaldo and Messi's reputation was naturally victimized every day.

Ronaldo is okay here, at least he did not retreat in the face of Spain and scored a point with three goals.

Messi's side directly blew up the pot. After all, who made him score 0 goals and 0 passes in front of Iceland, which participated in the World Cup for the first time in history, and also missed a key penalty...

If it weren't for Aguero's goal, the only trace of Argentina's face would be stripped away by Iceland!
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Since the World Cup schedule is played across groups, when England played the first group match, the second round matches of other groups have been seamlessly connected.

The first thing to do is still the host group A, where Russia will face the challenge of Egypt at home.

Although Salah scored his first goal in the World Cup, the bear sent them home with a 3:1...

Since Uruguay also defeated Saudi Arabia on the other side, the Egyptian team, which had lost two consecutive games at the beginning, had completely lost hope of advancing, so they could only book their return tickets in advance, and the players began to plan their vacations...

In the ensuing Group B match, Portugal and Spain defeated their respective opponents and tied for the top spot with 4 points. Ronaldo also scored his 4th personal goal in this World Cup, firmly ranking second in the scorer list.

France in Group C also defeated Peru and qualified ahead of schedule with two consecutive victories.

In Group D, another super upset broke out:
With Messi, Aguero, Higuain, Dybala, Di Maria, DePaul, Perez, Biglia, Mascherano, Otamendi, Caballero and a large group of first-line stars Argentina was kicked 3:0 by Modric led by Croatia!

The Plaid Army won two games and qualified ahead of schedule, while the Pampas Eagles, who had only one point in one draw and one loss, were about to face the tragedy of being eliminated in the group stage!
The advertisement of a famous milk brand endorsed by the club king has also been frantically spoofed.

In the video, Boss Mei lay flat on the lawn with blank eyes:
"I'm Leo Messi, I'm panicking right now!"

"I'm not born to be strong, I'm just destined to be cool!"
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When Messi encounters another critical moment in his life, Lee Polo plays with Lisanna at the training base in England.

As the soul of the Three Lions, what happened to him asking for a luxurious suite with a two-person shaking bath?
The little pineapple was handed over to the confinement wife hired by Mr. Li at a high price. The two of them can enjoy the long-lost two-person world.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa~~"

"Puff puff puff ~~"

"Buzz buzz~~"

In this luxuriously decorated bath, there were all kinds of strange sounds.

[Negative emotions from the two confinement ladies, +404! 】
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The refreshed Lee Polo unexpectedly met Kane, who had returned from injury, on the training ground.

"Can you resume training?"

Facing the warm greetings from his teammates, Kane could only squeeze out a smile.

He has been holding back for two weeks, and if he doesn't come back from the front line, I am afraid that after the group stage, the fans of Great Britain will have completely forgotten him!
Seeing Kane's lively appearance, Southgate couldn't help frowning.

【Why did you recover so quickly? 】

【You continue to rest in the infirmary, okay? 】

"Our opponent in the next round is Panama, does anyone know anything about them?"

In a play-by-play session before the game, assistant coach Steve Holland asked the question:
"Any bit will do."

Everyone including Lee Polo shook their heads silently.

Someone even asked:
"Panama...are they in Antarctica?"

This was obviously a joke, which caused a burst of laughter.

Li Poluo, who has very average geography results, only knows that there is a world-famous Panama Canal in the middle of America, so this country should belong to America...

Holland shrugged:

"Well, we really don't know much about him, except for a few game videos, we can only check the player's name, height and weight from the roster..."

Southgate nodded:

"As the favorites to win the championship, our tactics and the characteristics of each player will be clearly grasped by them, but we don't know each other at all. This is a game where the enemy is dark and we are clear.

I don't want us to be the second Argentina, cornered by a team that never played in the World Cup! "

Everyone quickly put away their smiles and showed serious expressions.

If the car overturned in the gutter after the first game caused the biggest tragedy in the World Cup, the dramatic effect would definitely explode!
But they definitely don't want to be the protagonist of this drama!
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After 5 days of preparation, on June 6, England ushered in the second game of this World Cup.

In the central part of Russia - the Lokomotiv Stadium in Nizhny Novgorod, they are facing Panama (32rd), the fourth-last team in FIFA's ranking among the top 53 in this World Cup.

——To add, the bottom three are South Korea (59), host Russia (62), and Saudi Arabia (65).

As an underdog team, the Panama team does not have any internationally renowned stars, and the combined value of the 23 players is only 850 million pounds, which is even less than the value of an endorsement contract by Lee Polo.

And their average age has reached 29.3 years old, tied with Argentina to become the oldest team in this World Cup...

Their oldest player is 38-year-old midfielder Luis Rodriguez.

Their captain Baloy and No. 37 goalkeeper Pennedo are also [-] years old.

The two forwards Perez and Tejada are 73 years old together...

The two central defenders who started the game were 32 years old and 23 years old. The 23-year-old young man is only 1.8 meters 184 tall. Lee Polo, who is also [-]cm, called him an expert after seeing it!

Can such an aging team cause any obstacles to the vigorous Three Lions?

No!

Although Panama decisively chose to defend in an all-round way since the start, the bus they set up lasted only 8 minutes, and the door was wide open!

Trippier made a cross from the right, the 23-year-old 184 and the 32-year-old 187 combined, neither of which prevented Li Polo from taking off in the penalty area!

1: 0!

Eight minutes later, Trippier took another corner kick. Cahill, who won the game as the starter, made a strong charge in front of the goal, 8:2!

In the 26th minute, Manchester City winger Sterling assisted Manchester United striker Lingard to expand the score to 3:0!

Then it was Lee Polo's performance time. He scored 15 goals in the last 3 minutes of the first half, completing the big four goals of the field!
6: 0!

In the second half, Lee Polo completed his second hat-trick in 20 minutes, expanding the score to 9:0!

In the 65th minute, Southgate replaced Lee Polo, who had already completed the seven-star match, with Kane, but Panama's hard days did not end with this.

Kane, who came off the bench, didn't waste the opportunity, beat the underdogs against the already collapsed Panama, and finally successfully staged a hat-trick before the end of the game.

12: 0!

The biggest tragedy of the World Cup that was refreshed 5 days ago was refreshed again today!
Lee Polo, who scored 7 goals in two consecutive games, also broke the ancient record of 60 goals in a single World Cup created by the French legend Fontaine 13 years ago!

Fontaine himself, who is already 85 years old, can only send him blessings:

"I witnessed the birth of a new legend!"

Lee Polo said modestly:
"Mr. Fontaine is a football legend, and I have no intention of surpassing his record. My current goal is only Klose."

His next goal is to surpass Klose's record of 16 World Cup goals!
And England's third opponent is Belgium, known as the "European Red Devils" and currently ranked second in the world!

Li Polo and Hazard, the two superstars in the Chelsea team, are about to usher in a battle!

(End of this chapter)