football's number one madman

Chapter 587: The first tragedy of the World Cup!

Before the end of the first half, there was a little episode on the court.

This was originally a wide cross from Tunisia. One of their forwards entered the penalty area at the same time as Walker, preparing to fight for the landing point, but the striker fell to the ground in pain in the next second and complained to the referee for Walker's elbow...

After video replay, Walker was awarded a yellow card and Tunisia won a valuable penalty kick.

"If Tunisia can score this goal, it will not only save a bit of face, but also create a record in the entire team history!"

"This will be Tunisia's first World Cup goal in almost 12 years!"

The commentators said so.

But England goalkeeper Pickford refused to give up his zero seal bonus.

He decisively found Li Polo:
"Boss, show me the way!"

Li Poluo looked at the goalkeeper who had not yet secured the goal of the Three Lions with great relief:

"Look at my gestures!"

Pickford, who hugged the right thigh, didn't even look at who the Tunisian player who took the penalty kick was. He swooped sideways and accurately embraced the football shot by the opponent in his arms!
Then he kicked forward, and Sterling and Lingard hit the goal, directly pulling Tunisia's fragile defense to the extreme!
Sterling made a strong shot during the high-speed sprint, but unfortunately he couldn't hold it down, and was bounced off the crossbar. He happened to meet Li Polo, who was outflanking from the center, and the latter accepted the gift with a smile. Join the network!

6: 0!

England set the tone for the carnage in the first half!
Lee Polo broke the curse that no English player could score 45 goals in a single World Cup in 3 minutes!

Kane, who was sitting in the stands, was heartbroken!
[These records and honors... originally belonged to me! 】

[Damn Koreans, Lee Polo was the one who offended you, but why was I the one who got hurt? ! 】

[It's not like that to bully the weak and fear the strong! 】
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In the second half, England found their offense much more difficult.

the reason is simple:
Tunisia changed the formation to 550. They almost gave up all offensive opportunities and resolutely implemented the strategy of defending to the end...

Even if Henderson "deliberately" passed the ball back to the Tunisian players, they would not be moved at all.

They see clearly.

Although 0:6 is already miserable, it is still a normal score, for example... as strong as Brazil was once beaten 1:7 by Germany.

If they really dare to play against England again, the score of this game will definitely break through double digits! -
The tenacious Tunisians did make their opponents encounter great difficulties at one time, but the brave Three Lions still broke through the obstacles they set up.

In the 65th minute, Lingard performed a set of magic dance steps on the right side, knocking out three defensive players in a row, and finally sent the ball to Li Polo's feet.

Lin Huang, who was so exhausted and collapsed on the ground, watched with great relief that Li Polo withstood the interference from the back of the opponent's defender and sent the football into the lower right corner of the goal!
7: 0!
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After the score expanded, Southgate began his own adjustments. Lingard, who had just sent a wonderful assist, was replaced by his club teammate Rashford.

As Lin Huang walked off the field, he was greeted with applause and cheers from the entire stadium.

Just 2 minutes later, the situation on the field changed again.

Henderson sent a through pass in the middle, and Li Polo was tripped by Abden Nur from the side and rear before he could catch up with the football!
The movement of the bald guard was so obvious that there was no need for a video referee. The referee Ramos immediately blew his whistle and showed him a second yellow card!
Evicted!
But this is not the worst.

Abu Dennur, who had just shoveled Lee Polo, clutched his ankle in pain and yelled...

He shoveled too much and twisted his foot!
[Negative sentiment from Amen Abdenur, +555! 】
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Tunisia, which was sent off one person, was soon defeated.

In the 73rd minute, Rashford made a breakthrough from the side to create a free kick. Walker shot a heavy shot and was saved by the goalkeeper. Rashford made a supplementary shot himself, extending the score to 8:0!

Sterling, who played most of the game, was of course a little unhappy when he saw the lightning goal of Rashford who had just played.

[In terms of breakthrough ability, how could my baby lose to you? 】

He did what he said, and after only 3 minutes, Sterling got the chance to single out the Tunisian defense line. He dribbled the ball left and right, and he couldn't get into the core area.

Although Li Polo has repeatedly ran out of space in front of the goal, Sterling, who only wanted to shoot, didn't take him seriously...

[In the first half, this guy clearly had a big picture! 】

[My first goal was the assist he sent! 】

[Why has it become a unibi who can't pass the ball now? 】

Even Lee Polo could only shake his head and sigh.

Sterling's mind...he really couldn't see through it!
In the end, Sterling still failed to form a shooting angle, and he leaned directly on the opponent's defender in a panic, and then fell to the ground!

"Foul! Penalty!"

Hearing Sterling's yelling, the referee Ramos couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and then took out a yellow card:
"Your performance...is too fake!"

"My grandma in America could see you splash!"

England's commentator couldn't help covering his eyes, not wanting to see the jokes of this winger...

Southgate also has some regrets:
【If I knew this earlier, why would I change Emperor Lin? 】

Just do it, Nandaemun quickly replaced Sterling with Welbeck, thus performing another kind of happiness.

Perhaps the research on Heibei is not as detailed as that of Sterling. In the 77th minute, Heibei really made a penalty in the penalty area!
Sterling, who was sitting on the bench, threw away the blanket covering his legs angrily!

"Did the referee target me on purpose?"

"What's the difference between my flops and his?"

Welbeck, who likes to mention a penalty kick, got up from the ground. After waiting for a long time, no one opened his mouth. He couldn't help but want to say:
"Just... let me take the penalty!"

"Anyway... it's an opportunity I created!"

But suddenly a flash of lightning flashed in his mind, and Fu Ling suddenly felt moved, and looked at Li Poluo:
"Boss, are you going to punish me?"

Li Poluo shook his head, and glanced at Walker not far away:
"Let Kyle come on, he's one of the top penalty shooters in training."

Walker froze for a moment, his thick eyebrows couldn't help but raised!

In the first half, due to his own mistakes, he gave the opponent a penalty kick. Fortunately, Pickford "played bravely", which saved his team's zero seal bonus.Now... Lee Polo is giving himself a chance!
Walker took a deep breath and took the ball from Welbeck.

His eyes are extremely determined, but full of gratitude!

Facing the Tunisian goalkeeper Hassan, Walker shot directly in the middle!
9: 0!

After the goal, Walker slid and kneeled directly to celebrate, and slid and knelt in front of Lee Polo from the position of 12 yards!
He hugged the thickest thigh in the team and almost kissed it!
[Negative sentiment from Lisanna Taylor, +48! 】
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The ninth goal has already arrived, and the 10th goal will obviously not be absent.

In the 85th minute, Ashley Young, who hadn't passed a reliable cross in the whole game, finally felt a strong sense of crisis and sent a wonderful half-high ball!
How wonderful is this ball?

The football accurately bypassed the forward central defender, and Lee Polo, who was guarding in front of the goal, could easily complete the attack without even needing to take off!
"Shua la la~~~"

10: 0!

England broke the record for the biggest tragedy in World Cup history in the first game!
——The previous record was Hungary 1982:10 El Salvador in the group stage in 1.

And Lee Polo, who played the full 90 minutes, scored seven yuan in this game!
The gambling company immediately closed the "Golden Boot Winner" handicap, and replaced it with "How many goals can Lee Polo score?"

Various media and judges also rewrote the copy overnight.

Cristiano Ronaldo, who scored a hat-trick and drew with Spain on his own, was directly swept into the trash by them.

Lee Polo, who scored 7 goals alone, is the most dazzling superstar in the first round of the group stage!

(End of this chapter)