In order to urge more, I infiltrated the author group

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"Bang!"

At this time, I saw a beautiful woman who was ashamed of herself as a fish and a wild goose, slamming the door of an apartment.

This beautiful woman was Pei Pei who had just walked out of the sloth apartment that Tian Yunxiao was renting.

After Pei Pei left the sloth apartment at this time, he was still chanting and saying!

"Dead Tian Yunxiao, Smelly Tian Yunxiao, I curse you for not being able to find a partner for the rest of your life!"

Pei Pei never got the ending of "The Wandering Earth" out of Tian Yunxiao's mouth, and finally had to leave the sloth apartment angrily.

Even the planned dinner with Tian Yunxiao at night was completely forgotten in anger.

……

At the same time, Tian Yunxiao said in the sloth apartment: "I finally got rid of this woman. Sure enough, women will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword!"

After Pei Pei left, Tian Yunxiao checked the time, it was already six o'clock in the afternoon, and it was time for dinner, so he walked out of the apartment.

"Eh? Fuck, who's the teacher who stepped on the horse spread rumors that the consumption of the magic city is as expensive as the sky? It's not a lot of money?"

After Tian Yunxiao ordered two baskets of steamed buns at a shop that claimed to be authentic Nanxiang steamed buns, it only cost more than 40 yuan at the checkout.

This is obviously because he forgot how he was reluctant to eat ten yuan of ramen when he had to pay for every penny he spent.

After spending more than 40 yuan to eat two baskets of steamed buns, I still feel that they are not expensive.

Old Versailles...

After dinner, Tian Yunxiao returned to the apartment. He usually doesn't have any bad habits. At most, he likes to smoke a cigarette, play games, and read novels.

After returning to the apartment, I continued to turn on the computer, wanting to finish the more than 1000 words at the end of "The Wandering Earth".

But when he just opened Word, the penguin on his computer, which he hadn't closed before going out, suddenly rang.

He quickly clicked on it, and it turned out to be a friend he had known since he was a pure reader.

Then after he became an author, he discovered that this was also a message sent to him by Ye Luo Gone with the Wind, an author in the same author group as him, that is, a goose that can tell stories.

The goose who can tell stories: "Tian Shen, are you there?"

Tian Yunxiao was very surprised when he saw the message that Big Goose sent him, because since his book started to become popular, friends like Big Goose who knew him before seemed to have not contacted him for a long time.

On the contrary, Tian Yunxiao often takes the initiative to chat with these friends. This is the first time Big Goose has taken the initiative to chat with Tian Yunxiao after his book became popular.

So he tapped the keyboard quickly.

Uncle Tian next door: "Yes, big goose, what's the matter? Don't call me God Tian, ​​just call me Old Tian or Brother Tian! What's the relationship between us? What's the name Tian God?"

At this time, the big goose in Ganpo Province, after seeing Tian Yunxiao's reply, his eyes began to turn red, and he murmured:
"Woo~~ I didn't expect Brother Tian to care about me so much!"

So hit the keyboard and type.

Goose who can tell stories: "Alright then, Brother Tian, ​​can you lend me some money?"

When Tian Yunxiao saw the big goose asking him to borrow money, he thought to himself: "Wucao, this can't be because someone hacked it?"

Then hit the keyboard to reply.

Uncle Tian next door: "Are you really a big goose? You haven't been hacked, have you? Where did we first meet? Why did we meet?"

The goose who can tell stories: "It's really me, Brother Tian. The first time we met was in Lao Cui's book club, and you were there to remind me."

As soon as Tian Yunxiao saw the big goose telling the story of their first acquaintance accurately, he knew it was him.

Then hit the keyboard.

Uncle Tian next door: "Big Goose, how much do you want to borrow?"

Goose who can tell stories: "[-], is it okay? Brother Tian, ​​I really can't get it all together! / Wronged"

When Tian Yunxiao saw the big goose, he thought to himself: "Could it be that the big goose's family members are sick? How much money is needed?"

Then he tapped the keyboard and replied: "Is your family member sick? Is [-] enough? Send me the bank card number!"

At this time, the big goose in Ganpo Province saw Tian Yunxiao so happily and wanted to send money to him, his eyes were so touched that his eyes were red, but he quickly replied.

The goose who can tell stories: "No, brother Tian, ​​my family members are not sick, and I am not sick, it's just that I want to get married, but I really can't make up the bride price for my girlfriend."

Then I sent a screenshot of the chat history.

Tian Yunxiao looked at the screenshot of the chat record and shouted:
"Fuck, I've heard that the betrothal gifts in Ganpo Province are outrageous. I really didn't expect it to be so outrageous!"

I only saw this chat record that said.

Baby: "Baby, I don't have any money"

Baby: "Rent a house"

Ye Luo passed away with the wind: "Rent a house? Can your family agree?"

Baby: "Ask to follow my brother's standards!"

Ye Luo passed away with the wind: "Ang, what is the standard?"

Baby: "The house was built early in the morning for 45W, the car for 31.5W, and from the initial order to the dowry, a total of 33W, a total of 109W"

Baby: "Give it to us once"

After seeing this chat record, Tian Yunxiao didn't say anything, but tapped the keyboard to ask.

Uncle Tian next door: "Big goose, are you making your girlfriend's belly bigger? Are you going to marry a child?"

At this time, after seeing Tian Yunxiao's words, the big goose in Ganpo Province finally couldn't hold back his tears and began to flow down.

Then she tapped the keyboard with tears in her eyes.

Goose who can tell stories: "No, my girlfriend is not pregnant!"

The goose who can tell stories: "This is my first love, I still keep my first time!"

After Tian Yunxiao saw the big goose's reply, he tapped the keyboard and asked in a very puzzled manner.

Uncle Tian next door: "Has your girlfriend ever been in a relationship before?"

Tian Yunxiao originally wanted to ask directly, "Is your girlfriend still a virgin?"

But thinking about it in a blink of an eye, this question is a bit too direct.

So I changed the question to a more euphemistic one.

At this time, the big goose in Ganpo Province, after seeing Tian Yunxiao's question, immediately tapped the keyboard to reply.

Goose who can tell stories: "She told me that it seemed like she had talked to me three times!"

Tian Yunxiao didn't know what to say after seeing the big goose's answer at this time.

So after thinking for a long time, he tapped the keyboard and replied.

Uncle Tian next door: "Big Goose, what do you think? This is obviously trying to catch you as a catch!"

The goose who can tell stories: "Brother Tian, ​​this is my first love, I really love her!"

The goose who can tell stories: "I don't want to be caught either! But she calls me baby!"

After Tian Yunxiao saw these words of the big goose, he knew that the big goose had turned into a licking dog.

Thinking back carefully in his mind, one of his classmate A seemed to have done this kind of thing before, and was finally cured by his other classmate B, but he didn't know how he was cured.

So he called his classmate B who treated classmate A's dog-licking disease.

I asked how he was treated in the first place.

……

After hanging up the phone with classmate B, Tian Yunxiao had an idea in his mind.

So he tapped the keyboard to reply to the big goose.

Uncle Tian next door: "Big Goose, I'll book you a plane ticket for you to come to Shanghai tomorrow. I'm in Shanghai now. I'll give you the money in person. I just found out that I didn't bring my cipher. It’s useless, I’ll go get some cash for you tomorrow!”

At this time, after seeing Tian Yunxiao's reply, the big goose in Ganpo Province did not suspect him.

He hit the keyboard and replied.

Goose who can tell stories: "No need, Brother Tian, ​​I can still afford the air ticket, and I'll fly to Shanghai tomorrow!"

After Tian Yunxiao saw Big Goose's reply, he gave Big Goose his contact information.

Then I made an appointment to see you in the devil's capital tomorrow, and then closed the chat window.

After making some preparations, I went to bed.

……

Tian Yunxiao went to the airport to pick him up early the next morning.

"Big Goose, aren't you handsome? And you're very sunny. How come your first love is still there?"

After Tian Yunxiao received the big goose flying from Ganpo Province to Shanghai, Tian Yunxiao was instantly surprised when he saw the big goose.

Because in Tian Yunxiao's impression, being a dog licker is either inferior, or ugly, as long as he is handsome, he will not worry about his girlfriend.

After all, when he was in school, the first thing he did after arriving at school every morning was to clean up the love letters in the drawer.

Even if Big Goose is not as handsome as him, he is only a little worse than him.

How can I not find a girlfriend?

At this time, the big goose said:
"Brother Tian, ​​when I was in school, I just wanted to study every day. After all, I went to a double-first-class university, so I was under a lot of pressure to study, and I didn't have time to fall in love.

And I'm not very good at words, I only have time to fall in love after graduation, so this is my first love, or a friend introduced a blind date. "

After Tian Yunxiao heard what Big Goose said, he instantly had the urge to not want to control him, and thought to himself: "Fuck, he is actually a damned school bully, this nima has been slapped in the face by Fan."

But then I thought about it again, "Students will also be taken for a scammer. What's wrong with this society? It's sad!"

So he said to Big Goose, "Da Goose, since you've come to Shanghai, I'll take you to have a good time first! Forget about worrying things first!"

The big goose was not familiar with the place of life at this time, so he had no choice but to obey Tian Yunxiao's arrangement.

So Tian Yunxiao led the big goose to play in Shanghai for a whole day, until dinner time, Tian Yunxiao called Sister Bao out.

As soon as Sister Bao arrived at the restaurant, she said to Tian Yunxiao as soon as she entered the door:
"Old Tian, ​​you asked me about the clubhouse in Shanghai yesterday, and I found out from my friends after a lot of effort today. You know that I am a decent person, and I never go to that kind of place!"

At this time, Big Goose looked at Sister Bao in a daze, and asked Xiang Tian Yunxiao: "Brother Tian, ​​who is this?"

At this time, Sister Bao saw that there was another person in the room, so she asked, "Old Tian, ​​who is this?"

Tian Yunxiao introduced to the two parties at this time, and when the big goose heard that it was Sister Bao, she was instantly excited: "Ah, it's actually A Baoshen. I've succeeded in chasing stars! I actually met my childhood idol Already!"

At this time, Sister Bao tried her best to pretend to be calm, but she couldn't hide her joy and said: "Don't call me that, we are all brothers, just call me Brother Bao!"

So the three of them quickly finished their meal, and with Sister Bao guiding them in the direction, the three of them came to a club. As soon as the three of them entered, they heard the lobby manager greet them.

"Mr. Jiang, you haven't come for a while! Are you bringing friends here again today?"

After hearing what the lobby manager said, Sister Bao hurriedly said in embarrassment: "What Mr. Jiang, you have the wrong person! This is my first time here!"

Seeing this situation, the lobby manager quickly said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I did admit it wrong! Please invite one of the three distinguished guests."

At this time, Sister Bao took Tian Yunxiao and Big Goose to go inside, and said to Tian Yunxiao and Big Goose:

"The places recommended by my friends are really unreliable, and everyone can admit their mistakes!"

After Tian Yunxiao and Big Goose heard Sister Bao's "justification", they nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, Sister Bao is a decent person! Hahahaha~~~"

As they talked, the two couldn't bear it anymore, so they laughed.

After the three picked a technician, Tian Yunxiao talked to the lobby manager outside when he saw that the two had entered the room.

"Give my two buddies the most expensive service. I will pay the bill. I must take care of my two buddies! If the service is not good, I will not pay. It is best to let them both order tomorrow." It would be best not to have a bed!"

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's words, the lobby manager smiled ambiguously and gave Tian Yunxiao an OK gesture.

Then Tian Yunxiao went into the room and had a normal massage, and then slept until the next morning.

……

Early the next morning, Tian Yunxiao walked out of the private room refreshed and went to the private room next to him to wake them up.

I only saw two people, both with big dark circles under their eyes, and their legs were weak, and they got out of bed. At this time, Tian Yunxiao asked the big goose:

"Big Goose, are you still thinking about your girlfriend now?"

I only heard the big goose say: "It turns out that's the same thing with women, so we will break up with her when we go back!"

After Tian Yunxiao heard this, he nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Isn't that right! A man, why bother to have no wife?"

At this time, I heard Sister Bao say: "Oh, Lao Tian, ​​I was killed by you, how can I go back and explain to your sister-in-law now?"

Tian Yunxiao only remembered after hearing Sister Bao's complaint at this time, "Yes, there is a married person here!"

But then I thought about it: "It seems that no one is forcing you to do this, sister Bao, right?"

So he said: "Brother Bao, it seems that this is not within the scope of my business? You need to explain this to your sister-in-law yourself!"

As soon as Sister Bao heard that Tian Yunxiao didn't want to care about it, she resorted to cheating and said to Tian Yunxiao:
"No, no, I'm a decent person, I was dragged into trouble by you, you have to explain it to your sister-in-law for me!
I said I went out to drink with you last night, and your sister-in-law let me out, and then I told your sister-in-law that I drank too much and slept with you!
You will call your sister-in-law soon and tell her that I will not go back today. Your sister-in-law believes in your words more, so let's discuss the plot of the book today! "

After Tian Yunxiao heard Sister Bao's words, she reluctantly agreed.

……

After Tian Yunxiao finished calling Sister-in-law Bao, the three of them came to the sloth apartment that Tian Yunxiao was renting.

At this time, Tian Yunxiao asked the big goose:
"Big Goose, what job are you doing now? After all, you graduated from a double first-class university, so it should be easy to find a job, right?"

Unexpectedly, Big Goose said: "To be honest, Brother Tian, ​​I just resigned a while ago, and now I want to try to write a book full-time for a while."

Unexpectedly, at this time, Sister Bao, who had been closing her eyes to rest, suddenly opened her eyes and said:

"Big Goose, if you want to write a book full-time, your current grades won't be enough to support your family!"

At this time, I only heard the big goose say:
"It's okay, I still have a building at home. If I really can't write a famous book, I have no choice but to go home and become a charterer!"

As soon as these words came out, Tian Yunxiao and Sister Bao were dumbfounded, and Sister Bao murmured:

"Fuck, you are actually a rich second generation, big goose? Listening to what happened to you from Lao Tian, ​​I never imagined that such a plot could happen to a rich second generation!"

I only heard the big goose say: "Hey, when I met my girlfriend, I didn't tell her about my family situation!"

Tian Yunxiao was already dumbfounded at this time, and said:
"Big Goose, you are a rich second generation pretending to be a poor boy to find true love, right? This kind of bloody plot actually exists in reality?"

The big goose said at this time:

"Well, I actually had a literary dream since I was a child. I started to write some things by myself since high school, but I never published them! Later, after Internet articles became popular, I started to learn to write Internet articles on the Internet. Female frequency male Frequency, I have written everything, but I have never written a result!"

At this time, after hearing what the big goose said, Sister Bao said, "If you can't write a famous book, you have to go home and inherit hundreds of millions of property, right?"

At this time, after hearing what Sister Bao said, Big Goose replied a little shyly:

"Where are there so many? The rent of the building in my house is at most one hundred thousand yuan a year! It's not as good as a fraction of Brother Tian's monthly manuscript fee! My dream is to write a high-quality book one day! "

At this time, after hearing what the big goose said, Sister Bao felt that the critical blow from the big goose was too great, and finally had a chance to fight back, and said:

"Doesn't it matter if you have a hand for a high-quality goods?"

Unexpectedly, at this time, the big goose clasped his fists at Sister Bao and said loudly:

"Brother Bao, please teach me how to write a fine book?"

Sister Bao saw that Big Goose's expression did not seem to be fake at this time, and after pondering for a moment, she said: "Da Goose, I wonder if you read Gu Long's book?"

The big goose immediately said: "Look, why don't I look at it! Brother Bao, what happened to Gu Long?"

At this time, I only heard Sister Bao say:

"Actually, you can write Gu Long's novels of the heavens and the like. Gu Long's paragraphs are in line with the writing habits of online articles. It is often a sentence and a paragraph. It is a good reference. I saw a book in the martial arts section some time ago.

It's written by Gu Long's colleagues in the world of novels, basically "referring" to the original work in large sections, that book is excellent!Now the main paying readers are mostly young people, and basically not many have read Gu Long's original works!
After seeing Gu Long’s original text, they all praised the author’s writing skills. Gu Long’s style is difficult to imitate, unlike Jin Yong’s style. If you have enough literary background, it is relatively easy to imitate. So you can write it big goose Fans of Gu Long's novels, go! "

At this time, Tian Yunxiao didn't speak for a long time, watching Sister Bao pointing the big goose.

Because at this time, a voice came from the system in Tian Yunxiao's mind, which made him forget to interrupt the conversation between Sister Bao and Big Goose.

"The system has detected that the owner is committed to helping every aspiring person with a literary dream, and now releases the task."

"Task content: Instruct the big goose to write a good work, require a high-quality start, and there is no cap on the performance."

"Task Reward: When the work of Big Goose reaches the premium level of 50.00 subscriptions, the owner will be rewarded with top-level funny writing skills. After the boutique work is completed, the owner will receive [-]% of the total manuscript fee of the work of Big Goose as a reward. (Does not affect Big Goose manuscript fee distribution)
When the work of Big Goose reaches the level of 70.00 average subscription big boutique, the reward will cure the owner's myopia. If the big boutique work is finished, the owner will get [-]% of the total manuscript fee of the big goose work as a reward. (Does not affect the release of the big goose manuscript fee)
When the work of Big Goose reaches the level of [-] subscriptions and above, the owner will be rewarded for his Japanese proficiency. After the work of this little masterpiece is completed, the owner will receive [-]% of the total manuscript fee of the work of Big Goose as a reward. (Does not affect the release of the big goose manuscript fee)”

Tian Yunxiao was overjoyed after listening to the system's words.

At this time, she looked at Sister Bao who was educating the big goose.

"...Why did you write your first world from the world of "Sentimental Swordsman Ruthless Sword"? Because first, this work is very well-known. Even those who don't read martial arts novels know this.

After all, you should have watched Xiao Li Feidao played by Jiao Junen when you were young, right? "

After hearing Sister Bao's words, Big Goose nodded repeatedly.

Then I heard Miss Bao say:
"Secondly, the world of Xiao Li Fei Dao is easy to write, very easy to write, because there are not many good people in this world, as long as you give your protagonist a strong golden finger, the bad guys who don't like it when watching TV or reading the original will be Just give all the results.

Thirdly, Gu Long's text description in "Sentimental Swordsman Ruthless Sword" is really beautiful, "The cold wind is like a knife, use the earth as a chopping board, and regard all living beings as fish and meat."

Thousands of miles of flying snow, using the sky as a furnace, melting everything into silver. 'Casual' borrowing' a few paragraphs will make people feel that your writing is simply too beautiful!As long as you write the first world well, it's really not difficult to produce high-quality goods. "

At this time, Big Goose's eyes lit up when Sister Bao was listening to the class, and he looked at Sister Bao adoringly, nodding repeatedly.

At this time, Sister Bao also enjoyed the big goose's adoring eyes, thinking: "Haha, don't look at Lao Tian's writing skills, teaching people to write books is not necessarily better than me!"

At this time, after Tian Yunxiao listened to Sister Bao's teaching to the big goose, she first said affirmatively: "Sister Bao is right, it is really easy to write high-quality goods like this."

But then he changed the subject and said: "However, to borrow a sentence from the group for three days and two sleeps, 'you can only get started if you want to write a book.'

Sister Bao, Big Goose, listen to whether it would be better to write like I said..."

　Thank you for the [-] rewards for rhinitis again. Today's plot is really hard to break down. I can only post a big chapter. Lao Tian knelt down and begged for a monthly ticket.

　　This is the content of the third chapter today, please call me thick and handsome Lao Tian in the future! ! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)