American drama of life

Chapter 92 Cheap cousin and the approaching crisis (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
"correct."

Monica explained: "We had a distant cousin, Howard Worowitz, who was very, very lewd.

I always thought he was synonymous with the king of wretchedness.

Only now do I realize that I underestimated my own brother, he is the real king of wretchedness! "

"Howard and Janey really did it in the Toyota Corolla!"

Ross said unconvinced: "And I didn't kiss Casey at all..."

"You still want to really kiss me?!"

Monica looked disgusted: "Howard and Jenny are very far away, even if they get married, it doesn't matter.

And what about you and Kathy?What's going on in your head?
I haven't done it for a long time?
OMG!You are a disgrace to our family! "

"Your explanation is that I haven't done it for a long time?"

Luke couldn't help laughing out loud.

"It was so embarrassing."

Rose blushed: "The incident happened suddenly, and I didn't know what to say. When I struggled again and again, and was so embarrassed that I was going to explode, I thought it would be better to have an explanation than to say nothing.

Anyway, it's already like this, can it be more embarrassing?As a result, when I blurted it out, I knew it would be better not to say it. "

"Just wait, once Casey tells the story...huh?"

Monica was very angry at first, and when she said this, her eyes moved: "If Casey tells it, I see how parents can use you to pick me..."

"Don't think so."

Luke said with a smile: "Your parents really want to pick on you, they can pick on you anyway, for example, why didn't you stop it in time? Why weren't you there when they were watching a movie alone?"

"shit!"

Monica stroked her hair and said angrily, "It's really like this!"

"It's not all my fault!"

When Ross saw this action, his eyes lit up, and he pointed to Monica's action: "The reason why I did this is because I saw Casey make this action, with her long hair fluttering, and there seemed to be a BGM in my ears.

Let me fall in love with her involuntarily, if you don't believe me, let Luke and the others try it, keep it the same as me! "

"No!"

Monica immediately denied it.

When it didn't happen before, she didn't want Luke to see her cousin, let alone come up with such a fantastic BGM charm, so strong that her own brother would do such a scandal.

She must not let Luke take risks!

"You dare not, so you have to trust me."

Ross was overjoyed.

Just then my cousin Casey called.

"Oh, that's fine too, I'm really sorry..."

After Monica got through, she responded a few times, then nodded and hung up the phone, and said to Rose and Luke, "Cathy said that she has a classmate here, so go live there."

"Why don't you speak for me?"

Ross is in a hurry.

If this matter spreads, it will really be dead.

Unlike Rose, who was already a divorce spokesperson seven or eight years later in the original time and space, who had already died and had no skin and no face, this time he still cares about face a little bit.

"how can I help you?"

Monica rolled her eyes: "I would feel uncomfortable if I said one more word about this kind of thing, please ask yourself."

After speaking, he drove him away.

"Don't despise him, Casey is indeed a bit special, let alone him, Chandler, Joey and even Phoebe all act like idiots."

Only then did Monica speak justice for Ross.

"Is it so exaggerated?"

Luke was really interested.

When he watched it in his previous life, he also knew about it, but now he really wants to experience the legendary BGM.

"It's that exaggerated."

Monica smiled helplessly: "Phoebe even took the initiative to ask her out, otherwise why do you think she is staying at a friend's house?"

"Hahaha."

Luke couldn't help laughing.

He knew that the eldest sister had a lot of experience, and it was not that she had never dated girls.

"Do not laugh!"

Monica pinches Luke to stop laughing, but finally she can't help it.

What the hell is this!

To be honest, she also wants Casey's hair with BGM.

Ok.

Afterwards it was time to find out exactly what shampoo Kathy was using.

She also wanted to give Luke a hair-stroking trick to see if he could lose his mind.

"Okay, let's not talk about that."

Luke saw that Monica was indeed annoyed and nervous, so he stopped mentioning her cousin Casey, but said with a smile, "Tell me about your cousin Howard, the wretched king?"

"You don't want to hear that."

Monica complained: "That is simply the best of the best."

"He won't chase you, will he?"

Luke was so interested.

This is Hua Tsai in The Big Bang Theory.

Fate, it's amazing.

He first got in touch with Bernadette's sister, Hope, and now he found out that Howard was Monica's cousin, but after thinking about it for a while, he found it reasonable.

For one thing they were all Jews.

Second, after Monica's grandma passed away, Ross rummaged through things, and in the drawer above the cabinet, found free bags of ketchup from the hotel, which rained down like raindrops, all collected and accumulated by Monica's grandma.

Ross also has this habit. When he arrives at a hotel or other places, he will go crazy and want to take everything back with him for free.

And after the Big Bang, Chung Chung’s mother passed away, countless free bags of ketchup were found in the drawer, which she collected and accumulated in various restaurants.

This personality cannot be said to be very similar, it is exactly the same!
Thirdly, although Hua Tsai's mother's body shape has never appeared before, she should be very fat and have difficulty walking.

And Monica girlhood is also unusually fat.

Four, Howard and his distant cousin, Ross and cousin Kathy...

It can only be said that although it is unexpected that they are relatives, it is completely reasonable.

"I don't want to talk about that."

Monica looked disgusted.

"Tell me."

Luke started threatening.

"...Okay, okay, I said it's not enough."

After Luke used the two longevity seeds, Monica obviously felt that she was even worse. She didn't dare to take the initiative to provoke Luke, so she could only give in.

"He did have this disgusting behavior. According to his words, I was a potential stock at the time, and he kept encouraging me to eat more, you bastard!"

Speaking of this, Monica was furious.

"Hahaha."

Luke couldn't help laughing.

That's very Howard indeed!
But he knew that Monica was not only angry that Howard encouraged her to eat more and gain weight. When no one wanted her, Howard's chances would increase. She was even more angry that Howard pierced her fragile heart at the time.

Well, you perverted tech geek who can't find a girlfriend, you only dare to target me, aren't you saying that I'm the worst in disguise!
"Are you and him also distant relatives?"

"That's the worst part."

Monica rolled her eyes: "Although it's not close, it's not as far away as he said!
The scandals between him and his distant cousin Jenny are simply the enduring jokes of the younger generation in our family group.

Every time I think about the possibility that I, too, could be caught in this disgusting joke, I want to grab his perennial high-necked clothes, drag him out of a room I dare not set foot in, and beat him up. "

"How old is he now?"

Luke immediately had a sense of the picture and suppressed a smile.

"22 years old, studying for a master's degree at MIT..."

Seeing that Luke was so interested, Monica suppressed the discomfort and introduced her cousin Howard Worowitz.

"Do you know where he plans to work after graduation?"

Luke asked with a smile.

"Wherever he goes, just don't come to New York!"

Monica spread her hands, as if it was the greatest blessing to be able to do so.

next night.

Crowds gathered at the Central Park Bar.

Without him.

Tonight is the last time it will be open.

"I can't imagine this is over."

Monica sighed.

"I still can't imagine it turning into a cafe."

Ross complained: "Who has nothing to do in the cafe?"

"Yes."

Chandler mocked: "How can you be brave if you don't drink, and how can you kiss your little cousin so boldly if you don't have the courage~"

"..."

Rose froze, this was not once or twice being satirized, he couldn't bear it anymore.

Just like Yuan Shikong was always being dragged by Rachel to break up, he had sex with someone else that night, and then he yelled that they had broken up, and now he yelled out his own voice: "It's not my fault!!! Everything Everyone is like this!!!”

"I don't!"

Monica groaned.

"Can that be the same?"

Rose roared: "Since you have Luke, who else do you think?"

"That's not wrong."

Monica glanced at Luke flatteredly.

Cousin Casey strokes her hair and has BGM, can she still be as attractive as Luke?
Do not make jokes!
Just then Rose's phone rang.

Rose's expression immediately froze, and he took out his mobile phone in fear, and immediately cursed: "son of a bitch! It's Howard!"

After scolding, he looked at Monica miserably: "Cathy still said it."

"It's not her fault either."

Monica complained: "She just doesn't want more cousins ​​to be victimized, so answer his call quickly to see what he wants to say, otherwise you can wait for the news to spread faster and more exaggerated."

As soon as Ross heard it, he was connected immediately.

He did not dare to doubt his cousin Howard's ability to fabricate rumors and spread rumors.

"Hey hey hey."

As soon as the phone was connected, no external voice was played, and no one spoke. Everyone first clearly heard a slightly swaying laughter coming from the other end of the phone.

"Great job, Rose, I didn't realize you could do it."

"I do not know what you're talking about."

Ross said bluntly.

"You really don't know?"

On the other end of the phone, Yingdang's voice was full of playfulness: "It seems that I will step up my efforts to help everyone popularize science~ You wait."

As they spoke, everyone heard a rush of keyboard tapping.

"do not!"

Ross immediately faltered.

Naturally, he can live for a while longer. If his cousin Howard took the initiative to spread it, he would want to die now.

"So did you really do it?"

Howard laughed straight: "You are fiercer than me, we look at each other through the salted fish anyway, and we see each other rightly, what are you?"

Luke almost laughed when he heard this.

Anyone can say Ross, but you can't.

In the original time and space, you were the man who directly stretched his mouth at Petunia, and then she punched him in the eye socket.

Ross and Howard, the cousins, are really not a family that does not enter a house.

"I thought we were right, too."

Ross tried his best to defend himself: "It's the movie she wants to watch, the red wine is opened, the lights are lowered, and the charm of BGM comes from stroking her hair. What do you want me to do?"

"Ah yes yes yes."

Howard laughed straight: "Believe me, I have the most say in this aspect. Every time I feel that I have such a tacit understanding with my female classmates, but the end result is always like you."

"So can you not spread the word about me?"

Ross glanced at everyone and begged in a low voice while holding his mobile phone.

"I want to do the same."

Howard's cheap voice came from the other end of the phone: "It's a pity that I have already mass-sent this news, and just now I also mass-sent the recording of your confession in our conversation. This news is completely confirmed."

"what?!"

Ross was shocked and angry: "Why did you do this?"

"Cousin, you need to size me up."

Howard on the phone said with a mean smile: "No one wants to be the worst one in the family. It used to be me, and I thought I would never get out for the rest of my life.

But now that you have made such a fuss, if I don’t get into trouble and use you as a stepping stone, how can I get into MIT?
Say hello to Cousin Monica for me, when I graduate with a master’s degree, I’ll go to New York to find her~please wait for me~”

After speaking, he smiled and hung up the phone.

"Your cousin is so cheap."

Chandler groaned.

"The family is unlucky."

Monica glanced at Brother Rose and lamented.

The crowd witnessed the closing of the bar while complaining about the cheapest cousin in the Geller family.

In the next period of time, it will be closed and renovated into a coffee shop.

Luke is busy.

After Thanksgiving, Christmas is one month away, and New Year's Day is just a few days after Christmas.

With so many holidays coming together, people have more free time, and naturally there will be more strange things, not to mention the people in the world of American TV dramas who are very good at killing.

All sorts of weird things happened one after another.

The firefighters, policemen, and doctors of the large police system all went out to the police for treatment amidst the sound of complaints, witnessing scenes of bizarre joys and sorrows.

bar.

Hadley, who used to be an elite member of the rescue team of the No. 51 Fire Station No. [-], sat on the bar with a blank face, drinking wine while watching the scene of firefighters dispatched on TV.

Been away for a month.

The gap in material aspects such as income and welfare is already difficult enough.

But more difficult is mentality.

In the past, he was an elite member of the rescue team of the third unit. Every time he was on duty, he was very exciting, and he also had a sense of accomplishment in saving lives. He had the opportunity to catch some beautiful women beyond his class.

But after he was transferred because of a 'joke', he went to a new fire station, which was not a big station, and there was no rescue team stationed there, so naturally there was no post for him as a member of the rescue team.

He has been reduced from a member of the rescue team to an ordinary firefighter. He does all the trivial things that he doesn't care about at all, and it is difficult to integrate into the team.

Far away from the No. 51 fire station, those former colleagues have their own things, and they are not together during the shift break. He has so much free time. He is very boring and lonely. He can only sit in the bar alone and drink alone, looking at other people. People show off.

And all this because of what?
Because Luke!

Because of the captain's favoritism!

Because the vice-captain Sifred and his former teammates didn't support him!

Thinking of this, he drank another glass of wine, his eyes full of indifference.

He is not a weakling who can be bullied!
(End of this chapter)