American drama of life
Chapter 91 Serious people who read this, cousin Howard (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
Chapter 91 Serious people who read this, cousin Howard (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
"That's also an important reason why I haven't dared to tell her for so many years."
When Monica heard Luke's words, her stomach hurt from laughing.
There were a lot of rumors at Lincoln High.
One of the very outrageous ones is that Lincoln High has a beautiful cheerleader who is the go-between.
Emmm.
The rumor spread to every school in New York.
And the source was spread by someone in school who hated Rachel.
As Queen Rachel's fat girl follower, Monica had heard the rumors, but she didn't dare to mention it to Rachel.
First of all, I was afraid that Queen Rachel would be angry and ignore her.
The second is also the most important thing, she was afraid that Rachel would get angry and want to show her.
At that time, she still had her first kiss because she was fat, so she didn't dare to imagine such an exciting scene.
Ok.
This is also a lie.
My girlfriend turned into a handsome guy to make me feel good?
With this rumor, how could she not have thought about it?
But it’s not as fierce as those who write online articles in the future. They can imagine it without rumors, and then write it out for others to read.
She just thinks about it occasionally when she is empty and lonely.
Now that Luke said it in this way, she really couldn't stop laughing. In the end, she clutched her stomach and cried out that her stomach hurts, and asked Luke to help her rub her stomach.
Dawdling until noon.
The two got up.
Monica returned the phone while cooking.
Rose called her many times last night, but she didn't answer.
"It smells so good~"
As a cry came in from the corridor outside the door, there was a knock on the door.
Luke opened the door, and saw Chandler looking depressed and disgusted at the handsome Italian guy who kept sniffing his nose.
"What are you eating?"
The handsome Italian guy smiled and looked inside.
"Chandler, is this?"
Luke asked knowingly.
"My name is Joey, Chandler's new roommate."
The handsome Italian Joey introduced himself, shook hands with Luke, walked in, and looked towards the kitchen.
"You are that actor!"
Luke pointed at him mockingly.
"Yes, I am that actor, did you recognize it?"
When Joey heard this, his eyes moved halfway from the food in the kitchen, and he tried to smile with restraint: "Which movie of mine have you seen?"
"He really made a movie?"
Chandler was astonished, and his dislike for this roommate subsided slightly.
He really missed the previous photographer Eric so much.
That comes with countless beautiful resources, various models, and Eric's sister who made a small movie.
His roommate candidate, except for Eric's sister who came over, no one can compare to Eric.
It's a pity that Eric, who had already agreed to come, didn't come, so he had to let this Italian actor with some brain problems live in.
"let me see."
Luke held back a smile and said, "Did you play a printer repairman?"
"..."
Joey's smile faltered.
"and then?"
Chandler didn't wait for the follow-up content, so he couldn't help asking sarcastically: "Isn't this the end?"
"of course not."
Luke said solemnly: "He also said a line, you will crush the paper box~"
"What is this all about?"
Chandler spread out, almost jumping up again.
"Ok."
Joey couldn't stand Luke's teasing gaze, so he took the initiative to spread his hands and said, "I just came to New York at that time, and I didn't know the truth about it, so I applied for the leading actor in a small movie.
But after I found out what movie it was, I couldn't.
Then they let me play a supporting role, a printer repairman, when they came to repair, they found that they were pressing on it.
I can't get close enough to fix it, so I just stand by and watch and remind..."
"OMG!"
Chandler was dumbfounded: "So my roommate is really a little movie actor?"
Speaking of this, he took a serious look at this new roommate, and couldn't help but patted Joey on the shoulder: "My fault, I thought Eric was the best roommate, but now I realize that maybe you are the best one." of."
"Thank you~"
Joey, who was a little embarrassed, immediately accepted the compliment.
"I didn't expect you to read so many films~"
Chandler looked at Luke playfully.
"You really didn't recognize him?"
Luke said seriously: "I thought you agreed to be your roommate because you recognized him."
"Why? Because I look like a moviegoer?"
Chandler laughed at himself.
"you misunderstood."
Luke smiled and said: "The main thing is that you are Ross's college classmate and best friend these years. He likes to watch it so much, and the number of readings is definitely at the level of a veteran driver. I thought you would share it together."
"what?"
Chandler looked at Luke in shock.
"You do not know?"
Luke pretended to be surprised and said, "I saw him on the street a few times, and I found him sneaking into the Blockbuster store, sneaking in, and when he came out, he looked excited, looked left and right, and then left."
"Ha~"
Joey smiled knowingly like a man.
"I even know what he likes."
Luke continued to tease: "I also saw him secretly buying the fierce girl at the magazine kiosk."
"yes~"
Joey couldn't help nodding and laughing: "The printer repairman I played at that time, the actress who watched was very fierce~"
"Ross has loved watching Wonder Woman since she was a child~"
Monica couldn't help complaining when she heard it in the kitchen.
"right!"
Luke spread his hands and smiled: "It's all right."
"OMG!"
Chandler laughed at himself: "He has never disclosed his collection to me. It seems that he has never regarded me as a friend!"
"Joy, do you know Mike Silver?"
Luke cut to the chase.
"That's my master!"
Joey said happily, "You know him too?"
"Introduce yourself, my name is Luke."
Luke laughed.
"OMG!"
Joey's eyes widened, and he pointed at Luke with trembling fingers: "You are Mike's younger brother! What a coincidence!"
"We're all friends, let's come in and have something to eat together."
Monica couldn't help showing her hostess' side of hospitality.
"awesome."
As soon as Joey heard that there was food, he couldn't walk, so he went directly to the dining table and sat down, and then he took Luke to chat.
Luke could see that the relationship between Big Hanhan Mike and Little Hanhan Joey was indeed very good.
Because of the phone call, Ross quickly pushed the door in with a long face, stared at Luke and asked very uncomfortablely: "How can you do this? She is my sister!"
"How about it?"
Before Luke could speak, Monica snapped back in displeasure: "Your sister doesn't have any complaints about this, but is very happy. She doesn't think you should talk to her boyfriend like this!"
Ross glanced at his sister, seeing her staring at him with the expression that if you dare to say Luke, I will kill you, and he felt more and more depressed.
"We all know you're mad about Carol."
Rose exploded when she heard it, stood up blushing and shouted thickly: "Maybe she's just curious!"
"Did she let you join?"
Xiaohanhan Joey didn't feel uncomfortable when meeting someone for the first time, and asked a very familiar question.
"what?"
Ross stayed.
"Aren't you unsure if she's lesbian or just a passing curiosity?"
Little Hanhan Joey said earnestly: "If you want me to tell you, instead of dreaming here, you might as well ask yourself. If she lets you join, it's the latter. If she doesn't, it's the former. It's very simple and clear."
"... Can this work?"
Rose was dumbfounded for a moment, and suddenly there was a new light in his eyes.
"Of course it can!"
Luke answered with a smile: "In fact, this method is very practical. Not only is it fast and efficient, but it doesn't matter even if it fails~"
"Yes."
Chandler mocked, "Anyway, Carol wasn't your type."
"what are you saying?"
Ross glared at Chandler angrily.
"Is not it?"
Chandler stared back: "Your favorite is actually a fierce girl, don't tell me Carol is this type, we are not blind!"
"...w, ha, t?"
Rose stuttered and didn't know what to say.
"Stop pretending!"
Chandler said angrily: "You like to buy all the paintings of fierce girls including Wonder Woman, and you often rent such small movie discs.
The most important thing is that I have been friends with you for so many years, and I have never read related resources at all, not at all! "
"Who watches this with friends?"
Ross countered.
"Let me introduce you."
Chandler smiled mockingly and put his hand on Joey's shoulder: "My new roommate is also my best friend~"
"Come to our apartment when you are free, lie on the sofa with a cold beer next to us, and let's watch Baywatch together. Those female rangers will keep running, you will definitely like it~"
Joey pointed at Rose, nodded, and showed a smile that a man could understand.
"..."
Rose froze and called out, "Who is a serious person watching this with friends?"
"I've seen it."
Luke smiled and raised his hand.
In the previous life in the university dormitory, one person turned on the computer and sat there, and a group of people crowded the entire dormitory to the brim, sometimes in silence and sometimes loudly.
This is not normal.
Why are you not a decent person?
"Sorry, no man is a decent person."
Chandler sneered: "Unless you're not a man, or prudish, which one do you belong to?"
"Ok."
Only her younger sister, Monica, felt sorry for her own brother. Seeing that Ross had used this trick, she quickly stopped everyone from complaining about Ross.
Luke and Chandler looked at each other, smiled and sat down to eat.
"nice~"
Joey, who couldn't help but fall into the brain, raised the corner of his mouth, and belatedly expressed his true feelings.
Ross glared.
"Feel sorry."
Joey reacted, smiled apologetically, then thanked Monica, and began to eat with his head buried.
The time soon came to Thanksgiving.
Luke still hasn't received any invitations from his predecessor, George.
Sure enough, with a new wife, everything in the past can be thrown away.
One day in the future, Luke will also be part of the fatherly love in his wallet to a new son he hasn't seen in years.
Luke went to Washington with Mike and Kate and still spent Thanksgiving at Seaver's.
This time there is an extra Emma.
Seeing Emma blending in well, Luke was finally relieved.
after Thanksgiving.
Back to New York.
"I may not have time to accompany you in the next few days."
Afterwards, Monica said.
"Ok?"
Luke teased, "Isn't it?"
"Not because of this..."
Monica patted him, and then said with a guilty conscience: "It's not all because of this, it's my cousin Kathy, she is about to graduate from high school, and she is going to come and see a university here in New York, and she probably will stay with me for a few days, I to accompany her."
"Ok."
Luke nodded: "Is there anything I can do?"
"Have!"
Monica said seriously: "Just be obedient and don't appear in front of us."
"Why, your cousin Kathy is a beautiful woman?"
Luke suddenly laughed.
"Ah."
Monica didn't deny it: "I didn't notice it when I was a child, but now that I've grown up, it's getting better and better. I'm afraid you won't be able to control it. She won't come up with anything to scare you from approaching."
"It's too embarrassing for you to talk about me."
Luke shook his head.
"The main thing I worry about is not you, but her."
Monica complained: "Your charm is too great, I don't want my cousin to fall into it too."
"Hahaha."
Luke couldn't help teasing and said, "Are you afraid that she will fall into it?"
"It's not funny!"
Monica started pinching him: "And I mean it."
"Do not worry."
Luke put away his smile: "I know how to do it."
"Ah."
Monica looked at him for a while, then smiled and lay in his arms, babbling with him about how she went home for the Thanksgiving holiday, complaining again about how her mother picked on her, wishing she could take Luke with her It's good to slap my mother in the face during the holidays.
Luke smiled and listened.
The next day.
"OMG! OMG!"
"Monica, listen to my explanation!"
Luke stayed in his apartment knowingly, but he didn't expect Monica to knock on the door and walk in with disbelief, followed by Ross who was embarrassed and tried to explain.
"I won't listen! What's wrong with you?"
Monica said frantically: "Cathy is our cousin! How did you stick out your mouth?!!! I really didn't see it, you are even more wretched than Cousin Howard!
At least his dirty affairs are with distant cousins, and Kathy is our close cousin! ! ! "
"I was just in a daze for a while, and you also know about Carol..."
Ross Jon blushed and explained.
"Don't replace Carol with me! This has nothing to do with her!"
Monica pointed at him angrily.
"what happened?"
Luke asked with a smile.
"My cousin Kathy is coming over..."
Monica immediately explained the matter.
It turned out that their cousin Kathy came to visit the university in New York and lived in Monica's apartment.
Ross came over to say hello, first staring at Casey in a daze.
Then while watching TV together, sitting together, Ross suddenly stretched out his sinful mouth to Casey next to him like a fool.
Although it was stopped in time by Casey.
But this bad behavior still disgusted Monica.
"Cousin Howard?"
Luke's memory of Friends does have this incident, but it seems to be the future, and now it seems to be the butterfly effect to the present.
However, his focus was on another detail that Monica confided.
(End of this chapter)
"That's also an important reason why I haven't dared to tell her for so many years."
When Monica heard Luke's words, her stomach hurt from laughing.
There were a lot of rumors at Lincoln High.
One of the very outrageous ones is that Lincoln High has a beautiful cheerleader who is the go-between.
Emmm.
The rumor spread to every school in New York.
And the source was spread by someone in school who hated Rachel.
As Queen Rachel's fat girl follower, Monica had heard the rumors, but she didn't dare to mention it to Rachel.
First of all, I was afraid that Queen Rachel would be angry and ignore her.
The second is also the most important thing, she was afraid that Rachel would get angry and want to show her.
At that time, she still had her first kiss because she was fat, so she didn't dare to imagine such an exciting scene.
Ok.
This is also a lie.
My girlfriend turned into a handsome guy to make me feel good?
With this rumor, how could she not have thought about it?
But it’s not as fierce as those who write online articles in the future. They can imagine it without rumors, and then write it out for others to read.
She just thinks about it occasionally when she is empty and lonely.
Now that Luke said it in this way, she really couldn't stop laughing. In the end, she clutched her stomach and cried out that her stomach hurts, and asked Luke to help her rub her stomach.
Dawdling until noon.
The two got up.
Monica returned the phone while cooking.
Rose called her many times last night, but she didn't answer.
"It smells so good~"
As a cry came in from the corridor outside the door, there was a knock on the door.
Luke opened the door, and saw Chandler looking depressed and disgusted at the handsome Italian guy who kept sniffing his nose.
"What are you eating?"
The handsome Italian guy smiled and looked inside.
"Chandler, is this?"
Luke asked knowingly.
"My name is Joey, Chandler's new roommate."
The handsome Italian Joey introduced himself, shook hands with Luke, walked in, and looked towards the kitchen.
"You are that actor!"
Luke pointed at him mockingly.
"Yes, I am that actor, did you recognize it?"
When Joey heard this, his eyes moved halfway from the food in the kitchen, and he tried to smile with restraint: "Which movie of mine have you seen?"
"He really made a movie?"
Chandler was astonished, and his dislike for this roommate subsided slightly.
He really missed the previous photographer Eric so much.
That comes with countless beautiful resources, various models, and Eric's sister who made a small movie.
His roommate candidate, except for Eric's sister who came over, no one can compare to Eric.
It's a pity that Eric, who had already agreed to come, didn't come, so he had to let this Italian actor with some brain problems live in.
"let me see."
Luke held back a smile and said, "Did you play a printer repairman?"
"..."
Joey's smile faltered.
"and then?"
Chandler didn't wait for the follow-up content, so he couldn't help asking sarcastically: "Isn't this the end?"
"of course not."
Luke said solemnly: "He also said a line, you will crush the paper box~"
"What is this all about?"
Chandler spread out, almost jumping up again.
"Ok."
Joey couldn't stand Luke's teasing gaze, so he took the initiative to spread his hands and said, "I just came to New York at that time, and I didn't know the truth about it, so I applied for the leading actor in a small movie.
But after I found out what movie it was, I couldn't.
Then they let me play a supporting role, a printer repairman, when they came to repair, they found that they were pressing on it.
I can't get close enough to fix it, so I just stand by and watch and remind..."
"OMG!"
Chandler was dumbfounded: "So my roommate is really a little movie actor?"
Speaking of this, he took a serious look at this new roommate, and couldn't help but patted Joey on the shoulder: "My fault, I thought Eric was the best roommate, but now I realize that maybe you are the best one." of."
"Thank you~"
Joey, who was a little embarrassed, immediately accepted the compliment.
"I didn't expect you to read so many films~"
Chandler looked at Luke playfully.
"You really didn't recognize him?"
Luke said seriously: "I thought you agreed to be your roommate because you recognized him."
"Why? Because I look like a moviegoer?"
Chandler laughed at himself.
"you misunderstood."
Luke smiled and said: "The main thing is that you are Ross's college classmate and best friend these years. He likes to watch it so much, and the number of readings is definitely at the level of a veteran driver. I thought you would share it together."
"what?"
Chandler looked at Luke in shock.
"You do not know?"
Luke pretended to be surprised and said, "I saw him on the street a few times, and I found him sneaking into the Blockbuster store, sneaking in, and when he came out, he looked excited, looked left and right, and then left."
"Ha~"
Joey smiled knowingly like a man.
"I even know what he likes."
Luke continued to tease: "I also saw him secretly buying the fierce girl at the magazine kiosk."
"yes~"
Joey couldn't help nodding and laughing: "The printer repairman I played at that time, the actress who watched was very fierce~"
"Ross has loved watching Wonder Woman since she was a child~"
Monica couldn't help complaining when she heard it in the kitchen.
"right!"
Luke spread his hands and smiled: "It's all right."
"OMG!"
Chandler laughed at himself: "He has never disclosed his collection to me. It seems that he has never regarded me as a friend!"
"Joy, do you know Mike Silver?"
Luke cut to the chase.
"That's my master!"
Joey said happily, "You know him too?"
"Introduce yourself, my name is Luke."
Luke laughed.
"OMG!"
Joey's eyes widened, and he pointed at Luke with trembling fingers: "You are Mike's younger brother! What a coincidence!"
"We're all friends, let's come in and have something to eat together."
Monica couldn't help showing her hostess' side of hospitality.
"awesome."
As soon as Joey heard that there was food, he couldn't walk, so he went directly to the dining table and sat down, and then he took Luke to chat.
Luke could see that the relationship between Big Hanhan Mike and Little Hanhan Joey was indeed very good.
Because of the phone call, Ross quickly pushed the door in with a long face, stared at Luke and asked very uncomfortablely: "How can you do this? She is my sister!"
"How about it?"
Before Luke could speak, Monica snapped back in displeasure: "Your sister doesn't have any complaints about this, but is very happy. She doesn't think you should talk to her boyfriend like this!"
Ross glanced at his sister, seeing her staring at him with the expression that if you dare to say Luke, I will kill you, and he felt more and more depressed.
"We all know you're mad about Carol."
Rose exploded when she heard it, stood up blushing and shouted thickly: "Maybe she's just curious!"
"Did she let you join?"
Xiaohanhan Joey didn't feel uncomfortable when meeting someone for the first time, and asked a very familiar question.
"what?"
Ross stayed.
"Aren't you unsure if she's lesbian or just a passing curiosity?"
Little Hanhan Joey said earnestly: "If you want me to tell you, instead of dreaming here, you might as well ask yourself. If she lets you join, it's the latter. If she doesn't, it's the former. It's very simple and clear."
"... Can this work?"
Rose was dumbfounded for a moment, and suddenly there was a new light in his eyes.
"Of course it can!"
Luke answered with a smile: "In fact, this method is very practical. Not only is it fast and efficient, but it doesn't matter even if it fails~"
"Yes."
Chandler mocked, "Anyway, Carol wasn't your type."
"what are you saying?"
Ross glared at Chandler angrily.
"Is not it?"
Chandler stared back: "Your favorite is actually a fierce girl, don't tell me Carol is this type, we are not blind!"
"...w, ha, t?"
Rose stuttered and didn't know what to say.
"Stop pretending!"
Chandler said angrily: "You like to buy all the paintings of fierce girls including Wonder Woman, and you often rent such small movie discs.
The most important thing is that I have been friends with you for so many years, and I have never read related resources at all, not at all! "
"Who watches this with friends?"
Ross countered.
"Let me introduce you."
Chandler smiled mockingly and put his hand on Joey's shoulder: "My new roommate is also my best friend~"
"Come to our apartment when you are free, lie on the sofa with a cold beer next to us, and let's watch Baywatch together. Those female rangers will keep running, you will definitely like it~"
Joey pointed at Rose, nodded, and showed a smile that a man could understand.
"..."
Rose froze and called out, "Who is a serious person watching this with friends?"
"I've seen it."
Luke smiled and raised his hand.
In the previous life in the university dormitory, one person turned on the computer and sat there, and a group of people crowded the entire dormitory to the brim, sometimes in silence and sometimes loudly.
This is not normal.
Why are you not a decent person?
"Sorry, no man is a decent person."
Chandler sneered: "Unless you're not a man, or prudish, which one do you belong to?"
"Ok."
Only her younger sister, Monica, felt sorry for her own brother. Seeing that Ross had used this trick, she quickly stopped everyone from complaining about Ross.
Luke and Chandler looked at each other, smiled and sat down to eat.
"nice~"
Joey, who couldn't help but fall into the brain, raised the corner of his mouth, and belatedly expressed his true feelings.
Ross glared.
"Feel sorry."
Joey reacted, smiled apologetically, then thanked Monica, and began to eat with his head buried.
The time soon came to Thanksgiving.
Luke still hasn't received any invitations from his predecessor, George.
Sure enough, with a new wife, everything in the past can be thrown away.
One day in the future, Luke will also be part of the fatherly love in his wallet to a new son he hasn't seen in years.
Luke went to Washington with Mike and Kate and still spent Thanksgiving at Seaver's.
This time there is an extra Emma.
Seeing Emma blending in well, Luke was finally relieved.
after Thanksgiving.
Back to New York.
"I may not have time to accompany you in the next few days."
Afterwards, Monica said.
"Ok?"
Luke teased, "Isn't it?"
"Not because of this..."
Monica patted him, and then said with a guilty conscience: "It's not all because of this, it's my cousin Kathy, she is about to graduate from high school, and she is going to come and see a university here in New York, and she probably will stay with me for a few days, I to accompany her."
"Ok."
Luke nodded: "Is there anything I can do?"
"Have!"
Monica said seriously: "Just be obedient and don't appear in front of us."
"Why, your cousin Kathy is a beautiful woman?"
Luke suddenly laughed.
"Ah."
Monica didn't deny it: "I didn't notice it when I was a child, but now that I've grown up, it's getting better and better. I'm afraid you won't be able to control it. She won't come up with anything to scare you from approaching."
"It's too embarrassing for you to talk about me."
Luke shook his head.
"The main thing I worry about is not you, but her."
Monica complained: "Your charm is too great, I don't want my cousin to fall into it too."
"Hahaha."
Luke couldn't help teasing and said, "Are you afraid that she will fall into it?"
"It's not funny!"
Monica started pinching him: "And I mean it."
"Do not worry."
Luke put away his smile: "I know how to do it."
"Ah."
Monica looked at him for a while, then smiled and lay in his arms, babbling with him about how she went home for the Thanksgiving holiday, complaining again about how her mother picked on her, wishing she could take Luke with her It's good to slap my mother in the face during the holidays.
Luke smiled and listened.
The next day.
"OMG! OMG!"
"Monica, listen to my explanation!"
Luke stayed in his apartment knowingly, but he didn't expect Monica to knock on the door and walk in with disbelief, followed by Ross who was embarrassed and tried to explain.
"I won't listen! What's wrong with you?"
Monica said frantically: "Cathy is our cousin! How did you stick out your mouth?!!! I really didn't see it, you are even more wretched than Cousin Howard!
At least his dirty affairs are with distant cousins, and Kathy is our close cousin! ! ! "
"I was just in a daze for a while, and you also know about Carol..."
Ross Jon blushed and explained.
"Don't replace Carol with me! This has nothing to do with her!"
Monica pointed at him angrily.
"what happened?"
Luke asked with a smile.
"My cousin Kathy is coming over..."
Monica immediately explained the matter.
It turned out that their cousin Kathy came to visit the university in New York and lived in Monica's apartment.
Ross came over to say hello, first staring at Casey in a daze.
Then while watching TV together, sitting together, Ross suddenly stretched out his sinful mouth to Casey next to him like a fool.
Although it was stopped in time by Casey.
But this bad behavior still disgusted Monica.
"Cousin Howard?"
Luke's memory of Friends does have this incident, but it seems to be the future, and now it seems to be the butterfly effect to the present.
However, his focus was on another detail that Monica confided.
(End of this chapter)
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