daily drama

Chapter 271 The King of Routines
Macallan Bar.

"Don't be so serious."

Ted smoothed things over, "We're all friends."

"There is also a red line between friends."

Adam said seriously: "If you don't say yes in advance, if you touch the red line at that time, how can you be friends?"

"Correct!"

Lily was the first to chime in: "There are some things you shouldn't do whether you're a friend or not!"

As a woman, she is the most emotional about weddings and has a 100% sense of substitution. Naturally, no one can sabotage them, even if it is a good friend who sabotages other people's weddings.

"I agree too."

Matthew's three views have always been the most upright, otherwise he would not be a Marshmallow judge in the future.

That is one of the most awesome existences.

Of course, this does not mean that the three views of the justice are the most correct, but this is the world of American dramas, and Matthew being able to become the marshmallow justice is definitely the greatest praise for his correct three views.

After all, these are all 'shows for others to see'...

"Ok."

Seeing this, Ted could only shrug his shoulders: "Barney, Adam is right, you really have to pay attention, otherwise you won't have any friends."

"I know."

Barney curled his lips.

The reason why he raised his hand to surrender was that apart from Adam's sharp eyes, the main reason was that he was keenly aware that Lily and Matthew were all facing Adam.

It is not so easy to integrate into a circle of friends with a good atmosphere. Once he persists, even if Ted speaks for him, the atmosphere of this circle of friends will be broken, and he will probably be excluded.

Because the basis of this circle of friends is always Ted, Matthew and Lily.

Although he asked Ted to say that he was Ted's best friend every time, he knew that it was impossible for Ted to alienate his real best friends Matthew and Lily for him.

And he also likes the pair of Matthew and Lily very much. This is evidence that he believes that love still exists in his heart after being simply hurt by love.

So he never had Lily's idea, and he took great care of the relationship between Matthew and Lily.

Adam is well aware of this mentality.

You must know that when he watched the American drama How I Met Your Mother in his previous life, he substituted Barney in it.

After crossing over, he became a prodigal like Barney, and he understood Barney better.

Just like bad guys also like to be friends with good guys, who doesn't like to be friends with a couple like Matthew Lily who "want to win the hearts of each other and stay together forever"?
"Good for you."

Barney looked at Adam, his small eyes narrowed habitually: "Actually, I am the same as you. I have always regarded the brotherhood principle as a holy scripture. I will also write down what you said later."

"Ha ha."

Adam said with a half-smile: "I know the code of brotherhood. I am very happy that you are willing to add the rule of not destroying other people's marriages, but I hope that on the last page of your code of brotherhood, it will not say 'The final interpretation rests with Barney. Stinson owns', and then wanted to break it, saying that the brotherhood rule is for breaking."

"..."

Barney was really dumbfounded this time.

This is his deepest secret, and he never thought that it would be revealed by Adam.

To him, the code of brotherhood and the principles that brothers and friends must abide by when getting along with each other are all pretense and routine.

Doing whatever you want is his only criterion!
"You lied to me!"

Seeing this, Ted also reacted, and said angrily: "So your brother Codex still has this kind of saying!"

Barney kept telling him about the sanctity of the Code of Brotherhood. Over time, even if Ted didn't care about it at first, he gradually agreed with it. How could he expect such a thing to happen.

"ok, ok!"

Seeing that he couldn't hide it, Barney said in frustration, "I'll delete this one when I go back, okay?"

Afterwards, he was puzzled and said, "Adam, how did you know?"

"Ha ha."

Adam smiled reservedly: "It's very simple, judge others by yourself, and don't be afraid to speculate on the weakness of human nature with the greatest malice..."

"You cow!"

Barney gave a thumbs up.

Adam laughed silently.

Lily then turned her attention to Chandler and Monica's wedding.

Adam satisfied her gossip one by one.

Lily listened with gusto.

The same is true of Matthew, and Ted will look at each other from time to time.

Adam's heart moved, he guessed what Matthew was thinking, and secretly smiled in his heart.

"As the chief best man, you really don't plan to find a dancer for the groom?"

Barney endured it for a while, but still couldn't help asking.

"Why are you looking for it?"

Adam asked back.

"It's a tradition!"

Barney immediately became excited: "A single night without a dancer is incomplete, and it is destined to be unhappy. Most of the male compatriots who participated are going for this. If you don't find a dancer, they will see a ghost ?
And I believe that the bridesmaids will also organize her bachelor night party for the bride. Can you guarantee that they will not find a dancer? "

Adam froze.

He didn't care about what Barney said before, but he really couldn't guarantee the last sentence.

Because he vaguely remembered that on Monica's single night, it seemed that he really found a dancer, and Monica was having a good time.

After getting married, it was revealed that Chandler was so jealous that Monica turned herself into a dancer and specially held a bachelor night party for him.

"what!"

Seeing this, Barney was overjoyed and said, "I'm right! The groom doesn't look for the dancer, but the bride looks for the dancer, so the groom is at a loss."

"There's nothing wrong with that."

The corner of Adam's mouth twitched, insincerely speaking.

In fact, things like dancers are really nothing. After all, in order to relieve Chandler's obsession with Joey's girlfriend Casey, Adam took him to play for several weeks.

But then Chandler wasn't in love with Monica, nor was he the groom.

Now that the two of them are married, Monica will probably find a dancer. If Chandler doesn't look for him, Adam really feels a little panicked for Chandler.

"Yes, this is not a question of whether to lose or not, but a question of tradition."

Barney tightened his tie, held his head high, and resumed his usual nonsense: "Do you know why brides and grooms always look for dancers at bachelor night parties?"

"Club publicity, expanding demand, making more money?"

Adam joked.

"..."

Barney froze, and cast an unhappy glance at Adam who was telling the truth, then looked away, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and said with an epic expression: "That's because it's foreplay!"

"Foreplay?"

The three of Lili were stunned.

"Yes, it's foreplay!"

Barney's theory came as it came out: "Think about it, a couple is about to enter the palace of marriage, but before that, they are already engaged, and most of them have lived together for a long time, and the novelty has seriously declined.

In this case, how much anticipation would they have for their bridal night?

rare!

So, a certain genius came up with the idea of ​​a bachelor night party, and gave both parties the right to find dancers and dancers.

Just imagine, at the bachelor night party, the newlyweds who are danced by dancers and dancers can only see but not eat, hold back the fire, and then hold a romantic wedding to make the fire even more prosperous.

When it comes to the night of the bridal chamber, what kind of amazing power will the flame brought about by this extraordinary foreplay that has been pressed again and again. "

"The wedding night will be very warm and unforgettable..."

Lily entered fantasy instantly, biting her lip, her eyes were magical.

"That's it, that's basically the Yellowstone eruption."

Barney snapped his fingers and looked at Adam proudly: "So, for the happiness of the couple, should we find a dancer on the bachelor night?"

(End of this chapter)