daily drama

Chapter 270 Quote Yourself
Macallan Bar.

"Oh~"

Barney narrowed his eyes: "Of course I met him."

Without waiting for Lily to ask, he said again: "Since we are all friends, why don't you invite him over to have a chat?"

"this."

Matthew hesitated, "He's very busy."

"Is it that busy?"

Barney said, "Is it even difficult to meet friends?"

"I'm going to call."

Lily got up and said positively: "Barney is right, we haven't seen him for a long time, it's good to get together."

"nice~"

Barney smiled smugly.

He was wondering how to break into Chandler's wedding.

If it is said that he just met at the custom tailor shop at the beginning, he habitually wanted to mix in bachelor parties and weddings to have fun picking up girls, whether it was fun or not.

Then after learning that the groom is the good roommate brother of arch-enemy Joey, he is eager to join.

The relationship between Adam and Matthew was a surprise to him.

10 minute later.

Adam came to the Macallan Bar.

They are all friends. Although we seldom contact each other, once we greet them specially, it is impossible not to come.

Matthew and Lily are also good friends that Adam admires very much.

"Adam, let me introduce you."

Lily said enthusiastically: "This is Barney Stinson, our friend, Barney, this is Adam Duncan."

"What a fate."

Barney laughed.

"Yes."

After Adam sat down, he looked around. Among the five members of Xunmaji, only one Robin was missing.

Everyone talked for a while and described the current situation.

Barney couldn't help but said, "Everyone will be good friends from now on, and friends of friends are also friends. Adam, why don't you invite us to Chandler's wedding?"

"Ha ha."

Adam smiled and said, "This sentence is wrong. According to your statement, everyone in the world is now friends. Does Chandler want to invite everyone to the wedding?"

"what?"

Barney was also a little confused for a moment.

"Haven't you heard of the theory of six degrees of separation?"

Adam explained: "In 1967, the American social psychologist Milgram proposed that in simple terms, in interpersonal communication, any two strangers can establish contact through the relatives and friends of relatives and friends, and at most five relatives and friends can establish contact. accomplish."

Lily proudly introduced: "Adam is not only about to become a doctor, he also has a double bachelor's degree in biology and psychology. Barney, you usually have one set of theories after another, and you all put on the name of science. Now Are you dumbfounded when you encounter real science?"

"..."

Barney's mouth twitched.

Although he graduated from MIT, this MIT is The Magician's Institute of Teaneck (Magic Nonsense University), which is the sister school of the home squatting university, not the real Massachusetts Institute of Technology of MIT.

All kinds of scientific theories in his mouth are Zhou Shuren's quotations from Lu Xun's famous quotes and his own quotations.

Many people have done this set of coquettish operations, and there are even real scholars...

And Barney is one of the best.

But when it comes to real scientific theories, he gives away.

He invented all kinds of scientific theory routines just to pick up girls. He likes to do 'scientific experiments in biology and neurology'. He knows the science of a hammer.

"Barney, I know you like to play."

Adam laughed and said: "I also like to play, but it depends on the occasion, if it affects a wedding because of playing, then it is not playing, but committing crimes.

There is a saying in the Eastern Kingdom that it is better to demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage.

So forget about Chandler's wedding and stag night party, I won't allow anyone to ruin this match made in heaven. "

"what?!"

As soon as Lily heard it, she waved to Barney several times: "You actually want to ruin his wedding!!!"

"I do not have!"

Barney waved his hand to block Lily's attack, and said firmly, "I just want to participate and have an in-depth exchange with the bridesmaids. I don't even think about ruining the wedding."

"is it?"

Adam sneered.

Barney was one of his favorite TV series characters in his previous life, the true prototype of Lu Xiaobu, and his flirtatious operation makes Ya talk about it in his current life.

The ones played by Lu Xiaobu are completely cut and weakened versions of him. Lu Xiaobu's adoptive father, Dumas, who has a very good background introduction, is probably the uncut and weakened side of Barney.

Alexandre Dumas + Lu Xiaobu, isn't it Barney Stinson?

But after traveling to this world, when he really met Barney, he appreciates it, but at the same time, he is also a little more vigilant.

Lu Xiaobu dragged Zhang Wei to the bachelor night party, which directly caused Zhang Wei to miss his wedding, and his fiancée and others ran away.

In the future, Zhang Wei would often cry alone at the photo of his ex-fiancee Xiaoli in his wallet while there was no one around.

It looks funny, but how many people have taste for the sadness in it?
Imagine if Zhang Wei didn't fall down from the stairs and become paralyzed, and he didn't travel back in time and space to lead the farm to innovate technology, exceed the target, and get praise, he would be old. Honestly went to the wedding.

Without that waiting, his fiancée might not have the courage to run away with her ex-boyfriend.

After all, the wedding has already been held, and it definitely takes a lot of courage to run away in front of so many relatives and friends. Most likely, this long wait gave her ex-boyfriend courage, and then she also developed courage.

And if none of this happens, Zhang Wei is already married.

Of course, most of Xiaoli still thinks about her ex-boyfriend in her heart, but Zhang Wei knows this matter well, but he just likes Xiaoli, so it's okay, who hasn't gotten over it yet?
Moreover, with Zhang Wei's temperament, after marriage, they can have a long-term relationship. The marriage of the two may not be happy. Maybe Zhang Wei will play the role of the son-in-law, the strongest son-in-law, and the best son-in-law...

But all of this was ruined by a bachelor night party.

Did Lu Xiaobu care?
Not at all!
From the beginning to the end, he just thought it was funny, and often used this to tease Zhang Wei.

This is true for Lu Xiaobu in the deleted and harmonious version, not to mention the original version of Barney in the United States.

What would happen with Barney?

Maybe take Zhang Wei to the bachelor night party first, causing Zhang Wei's fiancée to escape from marriage, and then turn around and go to Zhang Wei's ex-fiancée...

That's right!

Don't doubt it!
Barney can really do this!
This kind of Barney, after Adam actually met, and after his vision was no longer replaced by Barney, the other party had thoughts about Chandler's wedding, how could he not be vigilant?
"Of course, I swear."

Barney immediately raised his hand and swore.

"You can joke around with friends, but there are some things that should never be taken as jokes."

Adam looked at him deeply.

At the beginning, Barney looked at Adam with a 'selfless heart', but facing Adam's sharp gaze, Barney gradually couldn't bear it anymore, and took the initiative to look away.

"ok, ok."

Barney raised his hand and surrendered: "It's okay if I give up."

(End of this chapter)