Three Kingdoms: I bound the Pinxixi system

"Ah, Xiao Liu, I'm sorry, I was distracted just now."

"For the time being, I think it's better to avoid the matter of sworn brotherhood. After you become Prince Jing, you are even more valuable as the emperor's uncle. Now you want to recognize me as a big brother, how can I take it on?"

"However, I have always thought that you are a real hero who can make friends with Huangshu, although I have no chance to become brothers with different surnames with Huangshu."

"But I'm still willing to make friends like Uncle Huang. I hope we can walk around and communicate with each other more in the future. What do you think?"

Zhao Chen who came back to his senses hastily put away his idiot-like smile, and got up with Liu Bei.

Zhao Chen, who was a sales manager in his previous life, could easily handle such things.

"Alright, since Mr. Zhao doesn't want to, Bei can't force it anymore, but it's an honor to be friends with a hero like Mr. Zhao."

"I hope Mr. Zhao can lead us to help the Han family, eradicate the traitors, and restore peace to the world."

"It's easy to talk, let's go, the celebration banquet is not over yet, let's continue drinking, and we won't go home until we're drunk."

After a while, Zhao Chen and Liu Bei hooked their shoulders and walked back to the military tent, looking like good brothers.

People who don't know may really think how good the relationship between these two is, but they don't know that both of them have ghosts in their hearts.

Another night of carnival, when Zhao Chen woke up, it was already noon, and the two maids in his arms had been awake for a long time, but they didn't dare to move, for fear of disturbing Zhao Chen's dream.

"This kind of life is what I want. I don't need to go to work, I don't need [-], and I have a beautiful woman to sleep with me every day."

"In the future, maybe I can get an emperor to play with, experience the affairs of the world, and be happy while lying on the knees of drunken beauties."

"I like this kind of life!"

"Report, Mr. Zhao, Dong Zhuo's army is here again outside the city, and General Yuan sent me to invite you!"

Zhao Chen was still feeling emotional when an untimely voice sounded.

"It's just that these teammates are too expensive to take care of. Why do I have to go out every time?"

"System, the undead buff should be fixed, right?"

"Ding, the daily Pinduoduo event is ready, and the host can choose to start it at any time."

Hearing the system's response, Zhao Chen felt relieved. As long as there is the undead buff, who else is he afraid of?

"Come on, take my Fangtian painting halberd, ah, no, take my machete, and watch me cut the middle point for the opponent!"

Zhao Chen let out a loud shout, and pushed out the tent, leaving only two maids with staring eyes.

"Are you the thief who killed Hua Xiong and defeated Lu Bu?"

Outside the allied city, Guo Si was surprised when he saw the thin Zhao Chen in front of him.

Although he didn't like Lu Bu from the bottom of his heart, he still knew his strength.

He thought that the person who could defeat Lu Bu would have to be a tall, powerful and powerful man, but unexpectedly the opponent turned out to be a thin guy like a monkey.

In fact, this is really not bad for Zhao Chen. He is 1.8 meters tall and weighs more than 130 kilograms. He is really not thin, but I don't know if it is because the army's food is too good.

These sergeants and generals all looked like a sturdy man, but in comparison, it seemed that he was indeed very thin.

"Stop talking nonsense, don't worry about black cats and white cats, as long as they can catch mice, they are good cats. Do you care what I look like?"

"I would like to ask you, are you here to seek death? Even Lv Bu was beaten away by me, you still dare to come, did Dong Zhuo send you to seek peace with me?"

It has to be said that hanging on the wall is arrogant, and with the undead buff supporting Zhao Chen, he can speak as hard as he wants now.

If he had to express his current mood in one sentence, it would be: I just like the way you can't understand me and can't kill me.

"What an arrogant little thief, don't think that you can be arrogant after defeating Lu Bu. The four of us together are just as worthy of him. Do you have the guts to stand up to us?"

"Why don't you dare, let's go together!"

"System, ready to activate Undead Bu"

"boom!"

Zhao Chen was meditating in his heart, ready to let the system activate the undead buff, before he finished speaking, a mace came out of nowhere and hit Zhao Chen.

Hitting him directly from the horseback made Zhao Cheng experience the feeling of a flying trapeze.

"I'm going, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

"Young man, you don't talk about martial arts, you engage in sneak attack"

"The system is about to activate the undead buff!"

At this moment, Zhao Chen's heart was filled with ten thousand divine beasts galloping past.

Sure enough, he followed the old saying, pretending to be too much and being struck by lightning!
"Ding! The host joins the battlefield, Pin Xixi invites friends to chop a knife event has started!"

Finally, one second before Zhao Chen was about to have a close contact with the earth, the undead buff was successfully activated.

"puff!"

Zhao Chen stuck his head into the ground, like a frightened ostrich.

"It's not good, Mr. Zhao was sent flying!"

"It's not good, Mr. Zhao was buried!"

"It's not good, Mr. Zhao is cold!"

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The sergeants on the city wall saw Zhao Chen being hit with a stick and his head stuck in the soil, all of them panicked.

They thought that Mr. Zhao's going out of the city to meet the enemy this time must be a sure thing.

After all, even Lu Bu was defeated, what else could the opponent do?

I don't know that this battle hasn't started yet, it seems to be over.

It took less than three seconds for him to appear on the stage, and our President Zhao was buried. If you say this, who should you ask for reason?

"I will never pretend to be a master again."

Zhao Chen put his hands on the ground, and slowly pulled his head up from the ground.

Although he was lucky not to die, it was not much better.

He felt as if his internal organs were about to be shattered by this stick.

Although Zhao Chen still doesn't know who the person who sneaked up on him is, just by being hit by this stick, he knows that the person on the other side is not simple. In terms of strength alone, he is no less than Lu Bu.

"Hey, it's not dead, this kid really has some tricks."

Seeing Zhao Chen standing up slowly from the ground, Li Jue was a little surprised, he knew his own strength best.

With that stick just now, another person would be immortal, and now he will definitely not be able to stand up.

What's more, he did the calculations mentally and unintentionally, this stick was riveting enough.

In fact, he had already discussed this with Guo Bang, Guo Bang attracted Zhao Chen's attention, and Li Jue waited for the opportunity to sneak attack.

After all, Lu Bu was defeated, so how could they underestimate the enemy?
Guo Si said so much just now, in fact, it was all to attract Zhao Chen's attention.

But what they didn't expect was that the seemingly weak Zhao Chen was so resistant to beating.

But it doesn't matter, this sneak attack was originally a temporary idea, since Zhao Chen is not dead, then just another fight.

With Zhang Ji and Fan Chou joining them, their strength has long surpassed Lu Bu.

If you still can't beat the four-on-one, then you might as well just go home and farm.