Three Kingdoms: I bound the Pinxixi system

"Mr. Zhao is huge, let me toast you again."

At the celebration banquet of the Allied Army, Zhao Chen had already been drunk a lot of alcohol. How could those princes still have the arrogance they had before?
One by one is like licking a dog now, after paying respects to one another, even though the alcohol is not high in alcohol, you can't drink it like this.

Now Zhao Chen's stomach is bulging like a ball, and he feels that if he pricks it with a silver needle, he can fly up.

"Stop, stop, stop drinking. If you drink any more, your bladder will explode!"

Seeing that these people didn't stop, Zhao Chen had no choice but to call for an emergency stop. He had to quickly find a place to drain the water, and if he went on like this, he would definitely burst.

There was no toilet in this ancient time, so Zhao Chen casually found a place outside the military tent that no one could see, pulled off his pants and began to bleed for thousands of miles.

Zheng Huan was putting water on Zhao Chen's side, thinking in his mind that there were no toilets in ancient times, so he couldn't be regarded as defecating anywhere, when suddenly there was a faint voice from beside him.

"Mr. Zhao, you're going to the toilet, take me with you!"

This sound rang close to Zhao Chen's ear, almost frightened Zhao Chen so much that he picked up the blunderbuss, and smacked his face.

Zhao Chen turned his head to look, it turned out that it was Liu Bei who secretly followed him to the outside of the military tent at some point.

"I said Xiao Liu, do you know that people can scare people to death? You see, I'm so scared that I can't even get out of water."

Looking at the smirk on Liu Bei's face, Zhao Chen wished he could pick up his Gatling and let him experience the feeling of flying bullets.

"Liu?"

Hearing what Zhao Chen called him, the smile on Liu Bei's face froze for a moment. Although he didn't know what it meant, he always felt that it was not a good name, but he didn't take it to heart.

He sneaked Zhao Chen over all the way because he had another purpose, as for the address, he didn't care.

As long as he can fool Zhao Chen into his boat, let alone Xiao Liu, even Liu Ma will do.

"Well, why did such a word pop up in my mind?"

"Mr. Zhao, watching you fight against Lu Bu today is like a god descending from the heavens. It shocked me and my friends."

"I'm ashamed to say that the three brothers and I can barely fight against Lu Bu, but Mr. Zhao can defeat Lu Bu by himself. This makes us far behind."

Liu Bei had a look of admiration for Zhao Chen, and by the way, he also blew out a rainbow fart.

"Xiao Liu, you are being humble. That is Lu Bu. The name of God of War is not for nothing. It is not easy for you to draw with him. I just have some tricks, which are not worth mentioning."

"And Xiao Liu, you have followed me all this way, you don't just want to praise me, do you?"

Zhao Chen knew that Liu Bei was very hypocritical, and now he was deliberately getting close to him, and even flattered him, maybe he was planning something in his heart.

But they are all thousand-year-old foxes, who can play chat with whom?
So Zhao Chen made it clear directly, he wanted to see what kind of tricks this little Liu could play.

"Mr. Zhao is really wise and courageous. Since Mr. Zhao is so straightforward, Liu will not go around in circles."

"Actually, Mr. Zhao, you may not know that Mr. Liu is the descendant of King Jing of Zhongshan. He had to go out to weave mats and sell shoes only because of his family's decline."

"Liu originally thought, safe and sound, this life will pass like this."

"But who would have thought that the evil thief Dong Zhuo would actually coerce the emperor to command the princes, causing the common people to live in poverty. Everyone can punish such evil thieves."

"What's more, I have the blood of the royal family. The emperor is also my nephew. How can I just sit idly by?"

"That's why when I heard that Yuan Benchu ​​had set up an alliance to challenge Dong, my two brothers and I rushed here immediately, wanting to do our part for my big man."

"But who would have thought that my brothers and I came to the alliance with a sincere heart, not only did we not get the respect we deserve, but we were also repeatedly ridiculed."

"I thought that the princes here are all loyal and good ministers, but who knows, they are all flattering villains."

"To be honest, among these people, you are the only one whom I admire very much, Mr. Zhao, so I hope that Mr. Zhao can consider the matter of getting married that Mr. Liu said before."

"I hope Mr. Zhao can lead the three of us to help the Han family and get rid of the villain Dong Zhuo."

"From now on, I wish to treat Mr. Zhao as my brother, and what Mr. Zhao thinks is what Mr. Zhao wants."

After speaking, Liu Bei turned his head and wanted to bow down.

"It's really bastard who wants to go to school, and the turtle can't stay in school!"

After hearing Liu Bei's words, Zhao Chen smiled slightly, he couldn't see Liu Bei's small plan.

Before speaking, he deliberately mentioned his identity as a royal blood, didn't he just want to elevate his status so that he could take the initiative?

While talking about making yourself the eldest brother, you also emphasized that you are a member of the royal family, the uncle of the emperor, who would dare to be your eldest brother after saying this?

You are the emperor's uncle. If you are your elder brother, wouldn't you be the emperor's uncle?
In the future, the world will be peaceful, and it is a crime of deceiving the emperor to find someone to play at will.

It's a pity that no matter how good Liu Bei's small calculations are, for Zhao Chen, it's just a chicken and duck talk, which is useless.

Just kidding, as a modern person who has traveled through time, who cares about you?

Are the royal relatives amazing?Dahan emperor, are you a cow?
From Zhao Chen's point of view, that's bullshit!

A harmonious society where everyone is equal.

Not to mention that I also issued a Chuanguo Yuxi, maybe I can get an emperor to play with in the future.

So with Liu Bei's words, it's okay to bluff others, but it's a waste of emotion to bluff him.

"Although Liu Bei is not good enough, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are still very good generals. We have to find a chance to see if we can lure them over."

"However, this may be difficult. Zhang Fei is fine, but Guan Yu is not easy to fool!"

"Back then, Cao Cao's meticulous kindness did not earn Guan Erye's allegiance, not to mention that he not only has no kindness now, but has killed other people's heads and robbed other people's reputation."

"It would be fine if I didn't chop me up with the Qinglong Yanyue knife. I was thinking of fooling others. Hey, save yourself!"

"Famous general development plan still has a long way to go"

"Mr. Zhao, Mr. Zhao?"

"Are you all right?"

Here Zhao Chen is still thinking hard about how to poach a corner, but the rightful owner of the big injustice over there can't sit still.

Seeing that Zhao Chen didn't give a response for a long time, he still glanced at himself from time to time, and then he was smiling cheerfully by himself, Liu Bei felt that he was a little hasty this time.

"This man is not a fool, is he?"

And I don't know if it was his illusion, Liu Bei always felt that Zhao Chen looked at him with strange eyes.

There is an indescribable feeling, like that, I raised chickens and was missed by weasels.

It made him feel a little uncomfortable.