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"Hmm..." Zhang Long's mouth was blocked, and everyone in the audience was shocked.

Everyone stared blankly at Han Xiaole who was lying on Zhang Long's body doing artificial respiration, and looked at that delicate and powerful pretty face. People felt dazed for a moment.

This instructor is really hardworking. There are so many people present, why do you have to come by yourself, or give artificial respiration to a lunatic? Such a beautiful female instructor is really heartbreaking.

All the boys are so indignant at this moment, if they had known that such a beautiful instructor was doing artificial respiration, they should have died of exhaustion on the ground.

And all the girls looked at Zhang Long with disdain, as if they saw a toad eating swan meat.

Lin Yanran also froze in place. She originally wanted to go up and give Zhang Long artificial respiration, but there was no way, who would let her admit that she was Zhang Long's girlfriend, not to mention that Zhang Long absolutely didn't like to be given artificial respiration by men. He was doing artificial respiration, but who would have thought that as soon as he took a step, the female instructor would... How could this woman be like this? Seeing the two being intimate, Lin Yanran pouted her mouth and her eyes were full of sourness.

Han Xiaole was also in a hurry, so she didn't think too much, and she didn't see Zhang Long as a man, just a little boy with psychological problems, so she didn't shy away from these intimate actions.

But soon, Han Xiaole had to worry about it.

She tried her best to blow air into Zhang Long's stomach, but she stopped after blowing twice. She saw Zhang Long's eyes widened, looking at herself in horror.

The staring eyes are bigger than the eyes of a cow. Could this be done by a person who lacks oxygen?
Ever since, the two of them stuck together in artificial respiration position and fell to the ground in a daze.

Zhang Long panicked, looking at the pair of beautiful eyes so close at hand, he secretly felt that something was going to happen, something big was going to happen.

Then, everyone noticed this strange scene. Looking at Zhang Long's shocked eyes, everyone suddenly realized that this guy is totally fine, he's just pretending.

A pervert, a complete pervert, actually, actually used this despicable method to deceive the female instructor and him...

The eyes of the men burst out with murderous gazes, even those of the male instructors. Zhang Long is not very old, but he is still a man. How can he just trick the goddess in the heart of an instructor like Han Xiaole into giving him artificial respiration? Can you bear it?

And all the girls finally decided what they thought in their hearts, this guy is a pervert, he deserves to be hacked into pieces, he's too despicable and shameless!

A cold murderous aura permeated the scene, and even formed the sound of wind blowing.

Zhang Long also posted with Han Xiaole.

Watching Han Xiaole's murderous eyes gradually rise, Zhang Long's eyes widened. Then, he kicked his feet on the ground to make his body back two steps, then turned around and ran away.

"Han, Instructor Han, you, what are you doing! I didn't want you to do artificial respiration. It's not my fault, it's your initiative..." While running, Zhang Long argued, feeling extremely scared. The other party is an instructor, and it can be seen from his gestures that his strength is definitely not inferior to that of Le Ying and Luo Shuang. Offending this kind of woman is absolutely courting death.

Half squatting on the ground, Han Xiaole's pretty face turned gloomy. She raised her eyes to look in the direction where Zhang Long was escaping, gritted her silver teeth, and shouted word by word: "Zhang Long, you bastard, how dare you lie to me."

"Swoosh..." As soon as the words fell, Han Xiaole shot out like a sharp arrow, bringing up a large amount of dust at an extremely fast speed.

"Stop for my old lady, you are doomed today!"

"That's my mother's first kiss! Zhang Long, don't run away!"

Han Xiaole ran away violently, regardless of his image, he kept waving the black leather whip in his hand, making crackling sounds in the clean void, every sound made Zhang Long's heart skip a beat.

Everyone stared blankly, the instructors of the Martial Arts Association really did not discriminate between genders, and all of them were extremely cruel.

Within a few minutes, Zhang Long was chased. Han Xiaole, who was fully fired, Zhang Long couldn't run away from the cliff. What's more, whenever this happened, the little girl in the sea of ​​knowledge only knew how to be silly, and she couldn't kill her. Will help out.

On the mountain, a fat beating began. Zhang Long seemed to have turned into a sandbag. He was thrown back and forth by Han Xiaole, and then lay down on the ground and was trampled by Han Xiaole. He was still so angry that Han Xiaole rode directly on Zhang Long's body, with jade hands Make a fist and it rains down.

The dust was flying, and the screams were horrific.

Everyone frowned, couldn't bear to look directly at them, let alone step forward to stop them.

In the end, if it wasn't for the leader of the Martial Arts Federation, that is, the middle-aged man who shouted at the students when he first arrived, stopped Han Xiaole, Zhang Long would have been in even worse trouble.

Han Xiaole was taken away after being scolded by the middle-aged man, while Zhang Longyi and Han Xiaole's students were taken to the cafeteria by other instructors, had a meal, took a bath, and went back to the dormitory to rest.

Zhang Long was beaten black and blue, and his father could not recognize him.

Since there was no instructor, Zhang Long and the others stayed in the dormitory for the whole afternoon.During this period, an instructor sent Zhang Long a new set of clothes, so that Zhang Long didn't have to wander around in cartoon shorts.

As soon as the instructor who delivered the clothes left, Xiang Chaoyang and Chen Siyu gathered around Zhang Long's bed, their eyes full of admiration and astonishment.

"Brother, you are really awesome. You have opened my eyes today. You can't be judged by your appearance." Chen Siyu said excitedly.

Xiang Chaoyang also nodded again and again, raised his hand and pinched Zhang Long's arm and said, "After being beaten like that for a long time, he didn't die. Damn, you are really strong enough to handle the beating. But the muscles don't seem to be very good when squeezed." .how on earth did you do it?"

"Yeah, I also want to know this question, how did you do it, and were you really crazy before, didn't you feel tired from running so much with a big log on your shoulders?"

For a moment, the eyes of all the students were focused on Zhang Long's face. They also wanted to know what happened to Zhang Long before that led to that scary scene.

Squinting his eyes slightly, Zhang Long looked at Xiang Chaoyang and Chen Siyu mysteriously, and then sat up unhurriedly.

"We are all students of Kewu University. I think you all believe in supernatural powers?" Taking a light breath, Zhang Long said seriously.

"Special powers?" Chen Siyu's eyes couldn't help but brighten up, he looked at Xiang Chaoyang, looked at each other, then suddenly turned back to Zhang Long and said, "You mean, you, you have special powers?"

"That's right." Zhang Long narrowed his eyes and shook his head.

"Zhang Long, don't pretend to be aggressive." In the sea of ​​knowledge, the little girl reminded.

"Never mind your business?" Zhang Long rolled his eyes in his heart, but his face was still solemn, and he said calmly, "Do you want to know how powerful my supernatural power is?"

"Think about it." Chen Siyu nodded stupidly, and Xiang Chaoyang grinned, a little skeptical. Although such things as supernatural powers exist, they have never been seen before, and the whole world is rare. If Zhang Long has supernatural powers, How can it be reduced to such a point, it has long been taken care of as a first-class protected animal.

And looking at Zhang Long's serious expression at the moment, Xiang Chaoyang always felt creepy, suspected of being pretending.

However, many people believed it, and most of them stared at Zhang Long with piercing eyes, waiting for Zhang Long's answer.

"Okay," Zhang Long breathed a sigh of relief, as if he had made a big decision, he raised his hand and slapped Chen Siyu on the shoulder, then glanced at the other students, and said in a deep voice, "It seems that we are all brothers in the trenches." , I will tell you with difficulty. You know, I don’t tell ordinary people.”

Everyone nodded again and again, their eyes full of admiration.

After a short pause, Zhang Long officially began to pretend to be aggressive, his eyes turned into the distance, and his expression became ethereal.

"I think, I must have been an angel with broken wings in my previous life. Now I come to the mortal world. This dirty and troubled world makes me feel resentful. So I can't be angry. Whenever I resent, the power of my angel will be in my heart." Burning, that power is like an exploding planet, enough to shake the sky."

"What are your eyes? Don't you believe me? Look at my back, is there a bloodstain? I think, that's where I grew my wings in my previous life." Zhang Long suddenly realized that he had been pretending, a student of Kewu University I don't believe in the myth of the horse.

"Ah, you really have a bloodstain on your back." Only Chen Siyu looked at the bloodstain on Zhang Long's back in surprise and shouted.

"Stupid," Xiang Chaoyang rolled his eyes, "he was cut by the edge of the bed when he strangled that gorilla."

"Cough..." Zhang Long hurriedly coughed lightly, then raised his hands and shouted, "Brothers, it's not important, the important thing is that I really have supernatural powers. I am, I am a god! Wahaha... bang!"

Because he was too emotional, Zhang Long stood up abruptly while yelling, but unfortunately, he forgot that he was sleeping here on the lower bunk, so he bumped into the upper bed board.

……

Later, people no longer believed in this big flick.

Han Xiaole didn't come back all afternoon, everyone was happy and relaxed, and quickly forgot about Zhang Long's matter. Although he didn't understand why Zhang Long was able to run like a rabbit while carrying a wooden stake, the world is so big. There is nothing strange, maybe it is really a psychopath that leads to the explosion of potential.

Anyway, regardless of their business, their own happiness is the most important thing.

The sunset on the west mountain aroused the red clouds in the sky, and covered the mountains with red clothes. It looked gorgeous, quiet and peaceful.

Zhang Long lay quietly on the bed, the red glow fell on his face, illuminating the eyes in his eyes, the fearful eyes.

Dead to cheap and issued a new task.