God level funny comparison system

In the endless darkness of the Sea of ​​Consciousness, azure blue energy roamed the sky, and several strands of energy gathered together, continuously condensing into energy stones one by one.

Seeing that the distance to forty energy stones is getting closer and closer, success is just around the corner, and the end of the metamorphosis is just around the corner.

"Come on, Zhang Long, come on, Zhang Long. Go on, go on." The little girl clenched one pink fist and waved the long whip with condensed electricity with the other hand, while shouting "Come on."

Zhang Long ran with tears in his eyes, besides howling, he was still singing to show his helplessness.

"Do you think it's easy for me... Aw... I owe you in my previous life... Aw..."

So, all over the mountains and plains, there are such strange roars.

Under the sun, most of the mountains are barren, and there are at most a few clumps of weeds for walking. After running, clouds of sand and dust will fill the air. The sand and dust stick to Zhang Long's sweaty body, which is extremely uncomfortable. The steaming green smoke made me feel like I just ran out of a brick kiln.

Uncomfortable, extremely uncomfortable, Zhang Long's only wish at this moment is to quickly end this perverted journey, and then jump into the water to take a bath.

The wind was blowing, and the cartoon pants around Zhang Long's waist were dangling, and the cartoon character's big grinning mouth made various expressions with the shaking of the pants, just like a clown.

Zhang Long is acting like a clown now, a crazy clown.

And the people on the whole mountain went crazy.

Men and women, tens of thousands of students, under the leadership of their instructors, galloped towards Zhang Long from all directions, and the mountains and plains were full of dust, and the shouts were mighty, like a war.

Even so, it is difficult to encircle Zhang Long. Although there are many people, after all, he is chasing only one person, and he is still a lunatic who can do everything. The ravines, the terrain is really complicated, and if you don't pay attention, you can't see the figure. It is really difficult to simply surround Zhang Long.

As for Zhang Long, when he saw the girls chasing him, he pretended to take off his pants. The girls screamed at the top of their lungs, and dozens of sopranos yelled at the same time. The male instructor was so scared that he could only squat on the ground .

Seeing the siege of the male students, Zhang Long turned around and ran in those small alleys and ravines. In addition, Zhang Long's speed at the moment was extremely fast and the terrain was very complicated, so no one could catch up to him for a long time.

The entire mountain became a battlefield, with footsteps, shouts, and cursing one after another, filled with dust and chaos.

It was not until nearly noon that this crazy chase finally came to an end.

Zhang Long, who was carrying a wooden stake, was besieged on a hilltop, and Zhang Long did not continue to escape, and stood on the hill without moving.

He is also carrying a stake, cartoon pants fluttering in the wind.

"Ah...it's finally finished." Looking up at the bright sun, feeling the powerful energy emanating from the forty energy stones in the Sea of ​​Consciousness, Zhang Long heaved a sigh of relief.

Then, the wooden stake on his shoulders fell with a bang, and then he fell straight to the ground.

At the same time, in his sea of ​​consciousness, the forty energy stones lined up in the sky automatically disappeared in the dark void, all energy fluctuations were completely covered, and he couldn't feel anything. The waste that failed in stamina was restored.

Under the hill, there are densely packed students and instructors in all directions.

"My dear brother, if you don't fall down, I'm going to die of exhaustion." In the crowd, Wang Chao was out of breath and sighed, wiping off his sweat.

These students have already thrown away the wooden stake on their shoulders, but Zhang Long has been carrying the wooden stake. At this time, people are even more shocked. They are exhausted without carrying the weight. I really don’t know how this waste did it. , Carrying wooden piles and flying over the eaves and walls, it's so perverted to the sky.

"Don't be dazed, hurry up and take a look." Instructor Han Xiaole on the other side shouted loudly, and immediately raised his hand, a dense crowd surged towards the hill.

Many students took the initiative to lean back and dared not stand in the front, so only the first-class instructor and a few people who knew Zhang Long stood in the front.

When everyone reached the top of the mountain, they found Zhang Long lying motionless on the ground, as if dead.

Han Xiaole secretly thought that it was not good, such a high-intensity running with a heavy load, even a student with good physical fitness could not bear it, let alone Zhang Long's small body.

Not daring to hesitate, Han Xiaole ran towards Zhang Long first, followed by the rest of the people who also sensed the danger and ran over as fast as they could.

"Zhang Long, Zhang Long, are you okay? How do you feel? Can you hear me?" Kneeling down in front of Zhang Long, Han Xiaole shouted while pushing Zhang Long, and there was no calmness in her beautiful eyes.

Although it is said that this training camp is under the responsibility of the Martial Arts Federation, and as long as they are students of Kewu University, they have no right to refuse, unless they choose to drop out.

As long as it is a training camp, there will be risks.

But even so, the Martial Arts Association has the responsibility to try to prevent the danger from happening, especially this kind of life-threatening matter. Once Zhang Long really died in the training camp, Han Xiaole, the instructor, would not be able to get rid of it.

So she is in a hurry now, after all, she is a woman, and when she gets anxious, she doesn't care about anything.

"Hey, Zhang Long, wake up Zhang Long!" She continued to push Zhang Long, her beautiful eyes were full of nervousness, and she waved her hand suddenly: "Scatter all, keep ventilation, quick, scatter!"

Lin Yanran, Yu Wenqin, Nuo Wan'er, and Wang Chao Mahan, who knew Zhang Long, stood in a circle. Hearing this, they were also very nervous. They hurriedly helped Han Xiaole drive the people behind to disperse, and they also quit automatically. Go far, give up an open space to Zhang Long.

"Hey, can you hear me?" Han Xiaole continued to yell, raised his hand to check Zhang Long's breath, and felt relieved when he was still breathing.

"Fortunately, I'm still alive. Hurry up and lift it down." Taking a deep breath, Han Xiaole hurriedly turned around to call other instructors for help.

At this moment, Zhang Long suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes wandered, and he looked very weak.

"Ouch... don't lift it, I, I..." He hummed in pain.

Hearing this, Han Xiaole couldn't help being overjoyed, and hurriedly stopped the people from coming forward, looked back at Zhang Long and said, "How is it? How do you feel?"

Zhang Long continued to hum like a eunuch, he raised his hand feebly, and said in a jerky way: "I, I feel my head, my head hurts, and I feel weak all over. I, I feel like three plus now." I don't even know how much two is equal to... I am... ouch..."

Looking at Zhang Long's painful appearance, Han Xiaole frowned, feeling extremely nervous and confused for a while.

"Brother Long, this is the rhythm of lack of oxygen. Hurry up and do artificial respiration." Wang Chao rolled his eyes in the distance and came to the correct conclusion. At least he is a student of Kewu University, so he still has some common sense.

Immediately, the surrounding people all nodded, what Wang Chao said made sense.

However, not long after Wang Chao finished speaking, he opened his mouth wide, pinched Ma Han next to him vigorously, and then shook his eyes in Zhang Long's direction.

"What's the matter?" Ma Han was looking at Zhang Long's pale face, felt the call of the dynasty, and followed the dynasty's gaze to look over, and then both of them opened their mouths so wide that the corners of their mouths were shaking. It's almost connected to the ears.

The two didn't look at Zhang Long's face, but at Zhang Long's hand. Zhang Long's right hand was at his side, and he was giving a thumbs up at the moment. Because his body was blocking it, Han Xiaole didn't pay attention, while the others just I didn't even bother to pay attention.

However, Wang Chao understood the meaning of the thumb very well. It was admiration for his suggestion of artificial respiration just now.

"Brother, there is still someone who is free to pick up girls. Is he really tired or is he pretending to be aggressive?" Looking at Zhang Long's thumbs up, Wang Chao pushed his glasses and sighed with great admiration.

Ma Han on the side also nodded dully, and sighed leisurely: "Brother Long is really a wonderful flower in the pervert world."

Zhang Long didn't even look at Wang Chao from the beginning to the end, and his face still had a sad look on his face. This guy pretended to be more realistic, and it would be bad if he was spotted.

In fact, Zhang Long had nothing to do, he was tired for sure, but he didn't know how much three plus two would equal if he was short of oxygen.

However, now that we have reached this point, we need to use local materials and carry out the pretense to the end. If we can trick Lin Yanran into giving him artificial respiration, wow, this will be a great benefit.

Although she knew Lin Yanran since she was a child, she was stupid and ignorant when she was a child. I knew that men would think in their lower body when they grow up, so they should have fooled Lin Yanran's first kiss N years ago.

It's not too late now, with Lin Yanran's character, Zhang Long knows very well that apart from him, there is absolutely no other close friend of the opposite sex.

Now the opportunity has come, and the wish that has not been realized for many years depends on it.This is thanks to Wang Chao, who is really a god-like teammate. As soon as he reminded him casually, this guy took the initiative to tell his purpose, and in this way he pretended to be more realistic.

"Ouch..." Thinking of this in his mind, Zhang Long hurriedly hummed again, then his eyes suddenly became dazed, and he looked at the white clouds in the sky and said, "Damn...that woman's white skirt flew into the sky? "

"..." Han Xiaole was stunned for a moment. This guy is so deprived of oxygen. Baiyun can be regarded as a skirt?

I can't delay any longer, I have to give artificial respiration immediately.

"Zhang Long, hold on."

"Zhang Long, I'll make it for you..."

Two voices sounded almost at the same time, the first one was from Instructor Han Xiaole, speaking decisively, and the other was from Lin Yanran, speaking shyly.

Then, just as Lin Yanran was about to step forward, she saw Han Xiaole open her mouth and pounce.