Grave Robber: I became a mortician

As soon as Fatty proposed to arrest him, Huang Daxian's apprentice and grandson, as a local, Yanzi, who had heard too much about Huang Daxian's "miracles" since childhood, immediately objected.

The fat man said seductively: "Swallow, the supply and marketing cooperative has a lot of good things. The yellow leather is very valuable. At least you can exchange it for ten catties of fruit candy and two bolts of flowered cloth. It's just right for you to make a flowered dress for the New Year."

In this day and age, fruit candy is a rare item, and calico is an unthinkable luxury.

After all, Swallow is a woman, and women are born to love beauty. When they heard that there were new clothes made of floral cloth, they immediately became atheistic and clamored to go with Fatty and Hu Bayi to take Huang Daxian's lair.

"Brother Ye, what about you?" The fat man looked at Ye Yun again.

Ye Yun would still be interested in robbing tombs, but Ye Yun didn't care about trivial things like catching weasels.

"You go! I'll take a rest."

Several people also knew that Ye Yun's energy loss was serious, so they didn't force it.

"Brother Ye, get a good night's sleep. When we catch the yellow skin and replace it with fruit candy, you will be indispensable."

Hu Bayi was also very loyal, and before leaving, he still wanted to share Ye Yun's share.

The three of them left, and Ye Yun, who was exhausted, just lay down on the bed to rest.

Ye Yun was really exhausted last night, and fell asleep as soon as he collapsed, and he didn't know how long he slept this time.

It wasn't until Hu Bayi and the others came back that Ye Yun was awakened by the sound of the door opening.

"Brother Ye, how are you? After a nap, do you feel better?" Hu Bayi asked concerned.

Ye Yun nodded: "It's a little bit better."

"Hey! Brother Ye, you didn't go with us, it's really a big loss, let me tell you, the yellow-skinned tomb is full of yellow-skinned graves."

As the fat man spoke, he took out a skin bag.

"We finally caught one and brought it back."

Hu Bayi on the side, as a buddy, immediately said in dismay: "It was hard to catch one. If it weren't for you, a fat man, who farted so loudly at the critical moment that the yellow skin exploded, let's not talk about it tonight." You can catch a dozen or so."

Seeing Hu Bayi expose his shortcomings in person, Fatty blushed and quickly changed the subject.

"Oh, why is this yellow-skinned boy silent? I heard that if this yellow-skinned boy becomes a genius, he will use thunder to cross the catastrophe, so he is very afraid of the sound of thunder. Don't hear the fat man's fart sound, thinking it is thunder, scaring him. Are you dead?"

The fat man hurriedly opened the leather bag to check: "A live yellow skin is worth ten catties of fruit candy, but a dead one is worth only one catty."

When I opened the leather bag, I saw that the yellow leather inside was motionless.

"I don't know how long I've been dead. Is it too late to rescue him?"

The fat man poured out the yellow skin and wanted to rescue it.

I saw that the yellow skin was more than 20 centimeters long, and with a tail of more than 30 centimeters, it was more than half a meter long. The body was thin and long, and the hair was golden.

The fat man stretched out two thick and short fingers, ready to give Huang Pizi a CPR.

"Old Hu, do you know where this yellow man's heart is?"

Ye Yun just glanced at it, immediately saw the clue, and reminded: "No need, this guy is very cunning, just pretend to be dead!"

Huang Pizi, who was pretending to be dead, seemed to be able to understand human speech. When Ye Yun said this, Huang Pizi, who was still stiff, was about to get up and run when he was standing on the ground like a carp.

"Want to run?"

With quick hands and quick eyes, the fat man grabbed the yellow-skinned boy's tail.

"Thanks to Fat Master, you still kindly save you, you little bastard still lied to you, Fat Master, believe it or not, you will be skinned and cramped..."

As the fat man was talking, he didn't expect that a puff of thick yellow smoke suddenly shot out from the yellow-skinned man's buttocks, and it sprayed on the fat man's face quickly and thickly.

"Your uncle, this bastard actually farted in Fatty's face, killing Fatty..."

Fatty's eyes were tearful and his hands were loosened by this stinky fart.

Huang Pizi lost control and turned to run. Hu Bayi and Yanzi rushed to catch him.

This yellow man was also shrewd. Among the four people in the room, seeing Ye Yun was the weakest, he immediately came towards Ye Yun, trying to escape from him.

It's a pity that this yellow-skinned boy was clever but was misunderstood by cleverness.

Snapped!
As soon as Huang Pizi rushed in front of Ye Yun, Ye Yun directly stretched out two fingers, and pinched Huang Pizi's head firmly.

Although Ye Yun had lost a lot of energy, he still had some strength. His two fingers were like a pair of iron tongs, no matter how much the yellow-skinned boy struggled, he couldn't get out of trouble.

"Brother Ye, what a skill!"

Seeing Ye Yun grabbing the yellow leather, the fat man praised it, and at the same time, he found a piece of wire and tied the yellow leather to Wuhuada.

"Grandma, bear, you dare to fart on Fatty's face, if you weren't dead, you wouldn't be worth anything. I'll kill Fatty right now."

After getting a bad fart, the fat man hated Huang Pizi to the bone.

"Capital crimes are inevitable, but life crimes are inevitable. Don't you like to fart? Let's see how I will deal with you, Fat Lord."

The fat man was not good enough, he found a candle in the room, lit it, and used the melted wax oil to give the weasel a drop of wax and seal the anus.

This yellow skin is still a female, and when the hot wax dripped on that special place, the yellow skin immediately screamed.

"Call? Call a fart?"

The fat man was also ruthless, annoyed by the yellow man's call, he grabbed a sweet potato and stuffed it directly into the yellow man's mouth.

This time, the yellow-skinned child could only let out a whimper, and a pair of big spiritual eyes immediately rolled down many tears, which made me feel sorry for him.

But at this moment, the fat man, seeing the pitiful look of the yellow-skinned boy, became very excited. In order to avenge his ass, he sealed his anus with wax oil and beat him continuously with a thin rope at the same time.

Seeing the thin yellow-skinned child being tied up, dripping wax, and the fat man whipping excitedly, Ye Yun couldn't help but think of the classic scene of a certain action movie he had seen before.

"This fat man is still tied with a tortoise shell, and his movements are so proficient."

Ye Yun cursed in his heart, if he didn't know that in this era, a certain country hadn't produced a certain action movie, Ye Yun would have suspected that this fat man is definitely a senior movie fan.

Just when Fatty was enjoying it and Yanzi couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to stop it.

Boom!Boom!Boom! ...

In the cold wind, there was a slight knock on the door.

"It is estimated that Mr. Knock Mountain is back!"

Hu Bayi hurried to open the door, but after opening the door, there was no one there.

Not only did they not see anyone, but even the snow was so vast in front of the door that they couldn't even see a footprint.

"It's really weird. Could it be that a ghost knocked on the door in the middle of the night?"

Hu Bayi was feeling strange when he suddenly saw a broken bowl outside the door.

There are actually a few more soybeans in the bowl.

"This yellow bean is shining with golden light. Could it be the legendary golden bean?"

Golden beans?
The fat man, who was enjoying the abuse of Huang Pizi, immediately put down the 'cute' in his hand when he heard these three words, and rushed to the door.