Grave Robber: I became a mortician

"real!?"

Fatty was pleasantly surprised at first, and then finally realized: "You bastard Hu Bayi, you're fooling Fat Lord me again!"

The fat man was about to rush over and beat up Hu Bayi, Hu Bayi quickly shifted his target: "Don't make trouble, the business is important."

Hu Bayi looked at Ye Yun: "You haven't said yet, are you here to investigate the ancient tomb?"

After all, in this era, there is only one possibility for a great existence.

And with Ye Yun's body and rustic aura, it can only be a profession, so Hu Bayi decided so.

Seeing that Hu Bayi misunderstood, Ye Yun simply came along and said vaguely on purpose: "I can't tell you about my origin, I still say the same thing, I am here to find something, this thing is likely to be Inside the tomb."

The more vague Ye Yun said, the more people believed it, and Hu Bayi became even more excited.

After all, ever since he got the half book of Feng Shui secret art, he has been looking for a chance to try it out.

However, in this day and age, opportunities are not so easy to find. Now that an opportunity comes to him, Hu Bayi naturally wants to seize it.

"You are going to find something in the ancient tomb. If you need help, you can come to us."

When Hu Bayi said this, Ye Yun couldn't be happier, and immediately smiled and said: "Okay, I'm not familiar with this place, and I really need your help."

Yanzi immediately said, "The branch secretary asked us to visit the forest farm, not to rob the tomb."

When he heard that the tomb was going to be robbed, the fat man was very excited. He said quickly, "What about tomb robbing? Didn't you hear the old nonsense? Brother Ye is here for archaeology."

"We help Brother Ye. That's called support from all sides when one party is in trouble. A good man has three helpers. If this Brother Ye is a good man, the three of us are helpers."

Hearing Fatty's flickering, Yanzi couldn't say anything more.

Hu Bayi looked at Ye Yun and said: "It seems that Brother Ye's task is very urgent. He rushed all the way here and lost a lot of energy. Tomb robbery, no, the archaeological work should be slowed down, at least until Brother Ye recovers." Vitality will do."

Ye Yun nodded: "It is true that you need to recover your vitality."

With Ye Yun's current physical condition, it is difficult to walk, let alone go to the grave.

"Swallow, aren't you a hunter? Let's go out and beat a blind man to make up for Brother Ye."

The fat man immediately cheered up: "I heard that bear paws are the best. In the past, only the emperor's old man could eat them. Now that the feudal society has been overthrown, we ordinary people are equal to the emperor's old man. If the emperor eats it, we will eat it too." have to."

"Pooh!"

Yanzi looked disgusted: "You said it lightly, Xiong Xiazi is very powerful, and he may not be killed after a dozen shots. If he slaps us, we will die."

As Yanzi said, he rummaged through the hut again: "Grandfather Kooshan is here with his granddaughter. His granddaughter is still sick. There should be a lot of stock in the house."

Sure enough, Yanzi quickly found some grain and jerky.

"We can eat it as soon as it's hot."

A fire was made to heat up the meal, and several people sat around the fire, eating pancakes and jerky.

"You said, it's snowing so much, Knock Shan old man, where did he go if he didn't stay in the house with his granddaughter?" The fat man asked curiously.

"His granddaughter is not in good health. With such a heavy snowfall, it is very likely that the mountain will be blocked by heavy snow."

Yanzi is a local, so he is naturally familiar with the locals: "I don't think the shotgun is there. I guess the old man is feeling sorry for his granddaughter, so he took her and left early."

The fat man deliberately said: "Ah! Then he just ran away!"

Yanzi gave Fatty a hard look: "Don't talk nonsense, the old man is an old hero. When Japan occupied the Northeast, the old hero was a member of the armed forces team behind the enemy. Later, he suppressed the bandits. The old man was also the nemesis of these bandits. He made a lot of contributions in his life." .”

As soon as he talked about suppressing bandits, the fat man immediately became interested, and immediately said vividly.

From the beginning of breaking through the Guandong in the late Qing Dynasty, the Northeast was full of bandits, especially the guy who later came out with the nickname of "covering the sky", and even claimed to be in the Northeast, able to cover the sky with one hand.

"Do you know why Zhetian is so awesome?"

The fat man said happily: "Because this guy was born as a monk. Not only did he learn martial arts well, but he also once saved a yellow skin. What is a yellow skin? Do you know?"

Hu Bayi smiled and said, "It's just a weasel!"

The fat man shook his head and looked at Ye Yun.

Ye Yun ate the jerky to supplement his nutrition, and said: "The ancients spread rumors and confused Huangpizi with Huang Daxian!"

The fat man immediately clapped his hands: "Brother Ye has seen the world and knows a lot. That's right. It is said that if you cover the sky, you will save Huang Daxian. So Huang Daxian has been protecting him since then. Naturally, he ran amok and no one was around." able to fight."

"But what if this guy is protected by a god? He is still not an opponent of our people, but this guy didn't die at our hands."

"It is said that he was hanged on an old crooked-neck tree. Opposite him, there was also a yellow-skinned man hanged. The two dead bodies looked exactly the same, sticking out their tongues, staring at their eyes, and their bodies were both straight."

As the fat man said, he deliberately pretended to be a hanged ghost, so frightened Yanzi raised his gun to shoot him.

"Blowing so miraculously, he was hanged on the neck tree of the foreigner, and Huang Pizi was hanged with him."

Ye Yun shook his head with a smile: "He is not Chongzhen, and the old eunuch will not be buried if he dies?"

Hu Bayi agreed deeply, but Yanzi withdrew his gun and denied it.

"You are not from the Northeast, so you don't know how powerful Huangpizi is. It is said that Huangpizi is a kindness reward. Whoever saves it will keep him rich and prosperous for the rest of his life. If he needs anything, he will steal it and give it to him."

"However, once the benefactor dies, Huang Pizi will get his money back with interest. Before our village, there was a guy named Xu Erhei, whose father was protected by Huang Pizi."

"On the night when his father was about to die, dozens of yellow skins ran to his door, discussing how to settle accounts with Xu Erhei with interest after his father died."

When Yanzi talked about the story, he didn't lose to Fatty at all.

"Xu Erhei was angry and frightened, so he simply set up a trap, caught all the yellow skins, tied them to the nearby railway tracks, and crushed them all into meatloaf."

"However, Xu Erhei caused a catastrophe. It is said that Huang Daxian in the mountain was angry that night. When Xu Erhei was found the next day, he hanged himself in the mountain. The place where he died is said to be Huang Daxian's mansion. We all call it Huangpizi’s tomb.”

"There are a lot of yellow skins there."

Upon hearing this, Hu Bayi immediately said: "What era is it? The ghosts and snake gods have long since disappeared. I don't believe in evil anymore. Anyway, I'm fine now. Let's go to Huangpizi's grave and see if there are any ghosts." Huang Daxian."

The fat man also booed: "Yes! If Huang Daxian is not at home, we will capture his disciples and grandchildren and send them to the supply and marketing cooperative for some good things."