Grave Robber: I became a mortician

After being ridiculed by the fat man, Li Zhi was ashamed and angry.

"Damn it! It's all the fault of this woman, Wu Meiniang, for corrupting Gang Chang and embarrassing Tang Dynasty when a woman becomes emperor."

"Is this woman still buried with me now? I must beat her to death!"

As Li Zhi said, the hidden fountain immediately became more turbulent, and Li Zhi's figure appeared.

However, Li Zhi had just appeared, looked around, and suddenly his expression changed: "Nonsense, I am also the emperor of the Tang Dynasty after all, why is the imperial mausoleum so dilapidated?"

This hidden cave is just adapted to local conditions, but the cave where it is located has been slightly modified.

If compared with the majestic mausoleum of the ninety-five supreme emperor, it is indeed very shabby.

Seeing what Li Zhi said, he thought it was in his own mausoleum. Hu Bayi knew that this majestic emperor might not have figured out the situation yet.

"What you are now is not your mausoleum."

Li Zhi was taken aback: "What? It's not my imperial tomb? Then where was I buried after my death?"

"Gulan County..."

After Hu Bayi finished speaking, he added again: "Of course, after your death, that is, before and after Wu Zetian ascended the throne, this place was renamed Fengxiang County."

"Li Chunfeng is worthy of being a master of Fengshui. Yuan Tiangang calculated that Wu Zetian would become the only female emperor in the past and present."

"Li Chunfeng took advantage of the situation and fully assisted Wu Zetian. He even did many great things in terms of Fengshui in order to allow Wu Zetian to be a woman in King's Landing Ninth Five-Year Plan."

Li Zhi asked angrily, "What great things have you done?"

Hu Bayi has mastered half of the Yin-Yang Fengshui secret art, and he can be regarded as half a Fengshui master. In addition to what he has mastered before, Li Chunfeng's deeds, after some deduction, he has calculated the cause and effect relationship clearly.

"First, the name of this place is Fengxiang. Although phoenix used to describe a male phoenix in ancient times, it gradually refers to a woman. The dragon and phoenix are auspicious, and the dragon is male and the phoenix is ​​female."

"The Nei Zang Man is here. Li Chunfeng asked Wu Zetian not to bury you in the Qianling Mausoleum where you should be after your death, but to secretly bury you in this Nei Cang Man."

"Inner Tibet, if a woman is buried here, her descendants will be rich and honored, but if a man is buried here, there will be disasters and chaos for the descendants."

"It was Li Chunfeng who used this hidden secret to bury you here, which led to endless civil strife in the Tang Dynasty, and gave Wu Zetian the foundation to listen to the government behind the curtain and even become emperor."

"So he also changed the name of this place to Fengxiang, and not far from here is Qishan Mountain, which is exactly Qishan Mountain where Fengming Qishan, King Wu conquered merchants, and changed dynasties."

"And after Wu Zetian ascended the throne, the name of the country she set was precisely [Zhou]!"

"It can be said that Li Chunfeng has used the art of Fengshui to the extreme. He has calculated all of the timing, location, and harmony of people."

"Even, he created Feng Shui. If I remember correctly, it was he who taught Wu Zetian and let Wu Zetian dig the Longmen Grottoes."

"Even using the image of Wu Zetian, the Lushena Buddha was built in the Longmen Grottoes."

"Longmen, Longmen, naturally represented the gate of your Li Tang royal family at that time."

"Li Chunfeng asked Wu Zetian to carve a Buddha in his own image, and use the Buddha to suppress the dragon, so that you can suppress your Li Tang royal family again."

"It can be said that Li Chunfeng's Feng Shui method has reached the pinnacle of perfection!"

Hu Bayi was still lamenting how powerful Li Chunfeng was, but Li Zhi's face turned blue and he was out of breath.

"In order to seize my country, I have resorted to so many insidious tricks. It is really abominable. If I am still alive, if my Great Tang is still there, I will definitely destroy his nine clans and cut him to pieces!"

Li Zhi was yelling, and suddenly came to his senses, and immediately said: "That's not right! I remember that Li Chunfeng died very early, more than ten years before my death, he had already died..."

Hu Bayi smiled wryly: "This is the strength of Li Chunfeng. Before he died, he had already calculated all the steps. Wu Zetian only needs to follow his steps and proceed step by step!"

Hu Bayi looked at the hidden cave and said, "If I'm not mistaken, Li Chunfeng even suggested to Wu Zetian that after she dies, she should also be buried in this hidden cave."

"In this way, her Wuzhou country can be protected, and it may last forever."

"It's just a pity that after all, Li Chunfeng is still not as good as a man, and he didn't. Although Wu Zetian succeeded in ascending to the throne, he became the only female emperor throughout the ages."

"However, it didn't start well and end well. In the end, my son succeeded in rebelling and had to abdicate before his death."

"This treasure hole of geomantic omen hidden inside has not become Wu Zetian's burial place after all."

"Wu Zetian was finally buried in Qianling, your imperial tomb, as a queen."

Li Zhi snorted: "If that mother-in-law is really buried here after her death, I must settle the score with her!"

As Li Zhi said, he suddenly looked at Hu Bayi and Fatty.

"By the way, aren't you tomb thieves? In this way, you dig out my body, and then take me to steal my imperial tomb together. The woman is buried in Qianling, and I have to find her personally to settle the sum." account."

Hearing Li Zhi's proposal, the fat man was overjoyed instantly.

"That's a good idea. Let's take the emperor to rob his own tomb. This is the real lawful tomb robbery. No one can say we're being unreasonable!"

The fat man said, and immediately looked at Li Zhi: "However, Fatty, I have already told you that tomb robbing is not only a technical job, but also a physical job. We are going to rob your tomb. You have to be righteous, sir." For the benefit of our brothers."

Li Zhi was also bold, he waved his hand and said: "No problem, when you are in my tomb, whatever you fancy, just take it, I will never be reluctant."

"Good! Good! Good!"

Seeing that Li Zhi agreed so happily, the fat man immediately said: "Then let's dig now, first dig you out, and then go to your grave and dig out your wife."

"But when the time comes, if your husband and wife fight, we won't participate!"

(PS: The author checked the real historical data. Li Chunfeng should be from Fengxiang, Shaanxi, and his tomb was also buried in Fengxiang, so he adapted it based on historical data.

In addition, Fengxiang is really next to Qishan Mountain. The founding myth of the Zhou Dynasty is that Fengming Qishan destroyed the Shang Dynasty when the mysterious bird descended from the sky. After Wu Zetian ascended the throne, he changed the name of the country to Zhou. I don’t know if it’s a coincidence or true. There is no connection between them, because Fengxiang and Qishan are not far from Chang'an.

The Longmen Grottoes, also during Wu Zetian's period, had the most prosperous carvings, and even carved the world-famous Lushena Buddha according to Wu Zetian's appearance.

Therefore, there are reliable historical materials before and after this paragraph, and it is not a random fabrication by the author. )