Grave Robber: I became a mortician

"Didn't you say before that the hidden treasure is buried by Feng Shui master Li Chunfeng?"

The fat man was confused all of a sudden, he didn't understand at all, and asked with a confused face.

"Why did Li Chunfeng become the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty all of a sudden? Which emperor is it?"

This time, without waiting for Hu Bayi's answer, the voice said very proudly: "Which emperor? My Great Tang, besides my father Tian Khan, naturally belongs to me, the Great Tang who has come to court from all nations. The Emperor!"

Hearing this answer, the fat man was even more stunned.

"The emperor? Isn't the emperor from Japan's Napo Island? When will my Tang Dynasty have an emperor?"

Hu Bayi was well aware of Fatty's historical and cultural level, so Hu Bayi was not surprised to hear Fatty say such words, but explained helplessly.

"The emperor was originally created by me in the Tang Dynasty. At that time, when the Tang Dynasty was in its prime, all nations came to the court, and the island countries also sent envoys to the Tang Dynasty."

"At that time, the island countries learned everything from my Tang Dynasty, and the capital city was built according to Chang'an City. They felt that the emperor was magnificent, so their king simply followed suit and called himself the emperor."

After hearing Hu Bayi's words, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty snorted disdainfully: "How dare a mere Japanese slave call himself the Emperor, you really are beyond your limits."

"It seems that what Tianhou said is right, the Japanese slaves and bandits must be wiped out."

The fat man was even more confused now: "Why did another Tianhou appear?"

Hu Bayi sighed softly, rubbed his brows and said, "Even if you have a historical level, Fatty, you definitely know who this queen is."

"I guessed who would be buried here, but now it seems that it is you, that's right."

"Tang Gaozong, Li Zhi!"

The Great Tang Emperor's tone suddenly sank, and he said angrily: "Bold, you dare to call me by my first name!"

"Li Zhi?"

The fat man scratched his scalp: "This name is so familiar! I seem to have heard it somewhere?"

Just as Hu Bayi was about to remind him, the fat man suddenly realized: "Oh, I remembered, you are the son of my idol, the fat man, that useless emperor."

"It's because of you that Wu Zetian usurped my Great Tang throne!"

Now it's all right, as soon as the fat man finished speaking, Li Zhi, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, was shocked immediately.

"What? Wu Meiniang has really usurped the throne!"

"Damn it, when my father passed away, he made a will for me."

"It is said that when Wu Meiniang was born, Yuan Tiangang once calculated that there was a vision in the sky, saying that if the child born in the Wu family is a boy, he must be a pillar of the country."

"But if it is a woman, it will definitely take over the Li family in the future. The emperor originally wanted to kill Wu Meiniang, but her father is the governor of Jingzhou, guarding one side. If he kills his newborn child, maybe he will rebel."

"In the end, my father could only think of a way to achieve both. When Wu Meiniang was in her early tenth year, he recruited her into the harem. It was called marriage, but it was actually under house arrest."

"Father died, and he was afraid that no one would be able to restrain Wu Meiniang, so he asked me to kill Wu Meiniang to be buried with him in the name of being buried with him."

Li Zhi blamed himself very much and said: "I blame the emperor for saying that, but it aroused my interest, so I went to see Wu Meiniang."

"Unexpectedly, it doesn't matter if you don't look at it. After looking at it, I was shocked as a heavenly man, and I forgot about my father's will. Not only did I not kill her, but I took her back to the harem regardless of the minister's objection." , and even made her my queen."

Li Zhi blamed himself very much: "It's all my fault for my lust. I didn't expect that Yuan Tiangang's calculations were so accurate. Wu Meiniang actually usurped my Tang Dynasty. What face do I have? Go to see my father and my Tang Dynasty O ancestors!"

Hearing that Li Zhi blamed himself so much, the fat man quickly comforted him out of kindness.

"You don't have to blame yourself. Although Wu Zetian usurped your Tang Dynasty's throne, but before he died, your precious son rebelled against his mother and snatched the throne back."

Hearing that his son had rebelled and regained the throne, Li Zhi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's good, as expected, he is worthy of being my son. In this way, my Tang Dynasty will surely be able to last forever."

Li Zhi was happy just now, but he didn't expect that Fatty's words would make Li Zhi very depressed.

"Thousands of generations, the country will last forever, that's impossible, your Tang Dynasty has died long ago!"

Li Zhi was taken aback: "What? My Tang Dynasty is dead?"

"When did you die? And by whom?"

Faced with Li Zhi's question, the fat man with limited history and culture quickly looked at Hu Bayi.

Hu Bayi thought for a while: "907 AD."

"Well, let me do the math. It seems that you were hanged in 683 A.D., that is to say, you were hung up four years after your death."

Hearing that after his death, it took more than 200 years for Datang to die, Li Zhi felt a little relieved.

"Also, there is no undefeated country in the world. It is not bad that the Tang Dynasty can continue and be glorious for more than 200 years."

The fat man reminded him kindly: "To be precise, Datang has reached its peak when it is in the hands of your grandson, and it will fail after that. In the late stage of your grandson, Datang has been in civil strife, forcing your grandson to take his most beloved His wife and his favorite daughter-in-law were also slaughtered. '

"what?"

Li Zhi was depressed again: "This unfilial descendant, if he killed his own wife, how could he even kill his own daughter-in-law?"

"It's no wonder that my Great Tang Dynasty will be destroyed in the hands of this useless grandson."

Hearing that Li Zhi misunderstood again, Fatty reminded him again.

"You seem to have made a mistake. What I mean is that the wife your grandson killed is both his wife and his daughter-in-law."

Li Zhi felt that he was too depressed to speak.

"This damn grandson really ruined the reputation of my Li family. How can a father-in-law marry his own daughter-in-law!?"

Fatty seized the opportunity and immediately made up the knife: "It's not his fault. Since your father killed his brother and forced his father to abdicate, your Li family's reputation has begun to suffer."

"Of course, your credit is also very great. You actually married your own father's wife, so in real terms, you can be regarded as starting a fine tradition. When your reputation is in your hands, it is actually almost ruined! "

After being reminded by the fat man, Li Zhi remembered it.

That's right, not only did he not obey his father's will, not only did he not kill Wu Meiniang, he even married her.

The most important thing is that Wu Meiniang is her father's wife, and she married her father's wife.

If it is really considered to tarnish the Li family's reputation, Li Zhi and his grandson Li Longji can be regarded as crouching dragons and phoenixes, a well-matched couple.

Others can laugh at Li Longji, but Li Zhi is not good at being a grandfather.

After all, this fine tradition was created by Li Zhi.