The system takes me to pretend

At this moment, both Su Hao and Jia Taolu were stunned.

The snow-white skin in front of them, as well as some mosaic parts, made both of them feel as if they were struck by lightning.

"Fellow Daoist Su, this thing... Are you sure it's here to verify whether a person is gay?" Jia Taolu's forehead was full of black lines, and he turned towards Su Hao.

Su Hao said in a daze, "I... it's also the first time I've seen you!"

"Who gave you this thing?"

"It's me!" Suddenly, a voice came from behind.

Jia Taolu looked around and saw a man wearing earphones flew up in one step, spun around in the air, then stepped on a banana peel, and fell to the ground in the posture of falling into a box.

Two people: "..."

"Sorry, I made a small mistake!" Ma Heyao got up from the ground, swept his clothes, and shook his brows at Jia Taolu: "Taotao, long time no see!"

"Hey?" Jia Taolu was stunned, and then his face darkened: "You gave that puppet ball to Fellow Daoist Su just now, right?"

"It's not me..." Ma Heiyo smiled, and said again: "Who else?"

"Bang!" As soon as the words fell, Jia Taolu punched Ma Heyao out of the air and rolled around before falling off.

"What the hell are you stuffing in your head, it's so dirty!"

Ma Heiyo got up from the ground, and with a trick of monkey stealing peaches, he hit Jia's routine tool. Under his painful and resentful eyes, he smiled evilly: "Condoms, isn't this your favorite thing?"

Enduring the severe pain, Jia Taolu punched Ma Heiyo on the head with his fist.

"I like uncensored high-definition, what the hell are you doing mosaicing labor and management?"

Ma Heyao slapped Jia Taolu on the face, and said meaningfully: "There is no code in my heart, so it is naturally high-definition!"

Jia Taolu: "..."

Come here, pull a high-voltage wire, I want to play a song for this Xiuer who is surrounded by all sides!
Next to him, seeing Jia Taolu and Ma Heyao fighting each other after saying a word, Su Hao was stunned.

These two...

Could it be a masochist? !

Three minutes passed, and the two of them sat on the ground with bruised noses and swollen faces.

"Tuotao, has your forbidden spirit spell been lifted?"

"Well, I got lucky today, and I met a great god who refined the antidote, and I came back to life."

"Then find a time to go home. I haven't seen you in half a year. Father misses you very much."

"it is good!"

…………

Listening to the conversation between the two, Su Hao leaned over and asked in puzzlement, "Are you two brothers?"

"Fellow Daoist Su, I forgot to introduce you. This is my brother Ma Heyao, who has the same mother and different father." Jia Taolu pointed to Ma Heyyo and explained.

Ma Heyao pointed at Jia Taolu, and said to Su Hao, "You Daoist Su, this sister of mine, who has the same mother and different father, has become a man because of a sex reassignment operation, but although he is a man, his hobby is also a man."

"Get out!" Jia Taolu kicked him away, and said angrily: "Become a snakehead, labor capital is a man, and as for liking men, I just said that so that people won't disturb me!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Su Hao again: "Fellow Daoist Su, don't listen to this guy's nonsense, my sand sculpture brother can say everything except good things."

"Ah!" Ma Heiyo flipped forward, knocked Jia Taolu back two or three meters with one punch, and said gracefully to Su Hao, "Fellow Daoist Su, don't listen to his nonsense, my sand sculpture sister dares to do anything except good deeds. "

In the distance, Jia Taolu's eyes were burning: "Hey!!!"

"My stupid brother, it's useless to growl. You won't understand the real mystery until you have a handsome face like mine." Ma Heiyo sighed, looking at the sky outside the window, and sighed: "As long as Where I fly, there will be handsomeness burning, and the handsome fire will shine on the handsome man, and then new handsome branches will grow, floating in the handsome land."

"I vaguely remember that once I stood on a rock facing a cliff, just wanting to see the scenery, but the tens of thousands of tourists around me jumped off the edge of the cliff as if they were possessed, and there were more and more people."

"In the end, only a few fainted ones remained on the mountain, and the rest all jumped off the cliff. I looked down, and it turned out that they used their bodies to lay a soft cushion for me, so that I would not fall off. "

"I asked the people who survived why, and they said that I was the only one in the world who could be so handsome in their hearts, and they couldn't bear to watch me die!"

"I felt guilty for my handsomeness, I also felt guilty, and I felt isolated and helpless. Afterwards, I was heavily protected by women. Women were proud to see me. Since the last cliff jumping incident, scientists have discovered that the potential of human beings is originally So powerful, because in that incident, [-]% of the people were terminally ill, [-]% were disabled, and [-]% were mentally handicapped. Many female cancer patients have struggled to see me After more than ten years, I have become an anti-cancer star. Since seeing me, some disabled women have thrown off the crutches and wheelchairs that have been with me for decades, and some have broken the world [-]-meter record several times in a row. "

"Some people predict that if thousands of years after my death, future generations of human beings will be born, they will also find my bones, restore my appearance, and bury them in the North Pole. Above my tombstone, there will be a cloud floating all year round, changing and changing. , there is only one word, that is handsome!"

"Handsome Ma De, shut up!" Jia Taolu's complexion was dark when he heard that, and he directly knocked Ma Heiyo into the air.

"Why did you hit me?" Ma Heiyo flicked his tail in mid-air, using his force to knock Jia Taolu down.

"I just want to be an ordinary person, not to be troubled by being handsome, drink half of the soda, never look back when I leave, get up as soon as the alarm clock rings, put my hands in my pockets when I say goodbye, never feel sad and cry, it doesn't matter what the road ahead is , just walk!"

Jia Taolu looked at Ma Heyao's expression that didn't deserve a beating, and immediately gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, and rushed towards him.

"Hey!!!"

"Condom!!!"

Ma Heiyo was fearless, also clenched his fists and rushed forward.

"Pa-ta!" The two fists were about to collide, but they saw a figure squeezed into the middle like lightning, and stretched out their hands to catch their respective fists.

Taking a closer look, I saw Su Hao's complexion was dark, revealing eyes that couldn't bear to look directly at him.

"You two, I just finished my meal, can you stop disgusting me?"

He's going to throw up.

What are the best of these two damn things?
Those who knew it thought they were brothers, but those who didn't know thought it was two mentally handicapped children who came out to find their mother!

Jia Taolu withdrew his fist: "Since Fellow Daoist Su has opened his mouth, forget it, my stupid brother, if you want to defeat me, hate and curse, and live an ugly life!"

"Sand sculpture!" Ma Heiyo rolled his eyes, looked at Su Hao and said, "Fellow Daoist Su, which room do you live in?"

"T4!"

Ma Heyao's eyes lit up: "I remember that there is no one living in T5, okay, it's decided, I want to live in T5."

"Why did you choose where to live because of me?" Su Hao's eyes twitched.

He now suspects that Ma Heiyo's sexual orientation is also abnormal.

Do not!
These two brothers are not normal!

Ma Heyao's eyes glowed green: "When you are close to vermilion, you will be red, and if you are close to ink, you will be black. Living next to fellow Daoist Su, you can better accept the baptism of genius, enjoy the feeling of being enveloped by the aura of genius, and most importantly, you can ask for advice from time to time." Wouldn’t it be wonderful to ask about Su Daoyou’s martial arts?”

Su Hao couldn't laugh or cry.

He found that compared with Jia Taolu, Ma Heyyo had a much stronger individualism, as long as he met someone he admired, he seemed to be able to sacrifice his life for him at any time.

"It's up to you to switch rooms, I'm going back to room T4 to practice, the two of you chat slowly."

As he spoke, he raised his hand and walked to room T4.

Looking at Su Hao's back, Ma Heyao was shaken for a while: "My God, fellow Daoist Su has such strength, but he still works so hard to cultivate. It's hard to give mediocre people like us a way out."

"No, I want to practice too, and I must not lag behind Fellow Daoist Su!"

It was rare for Jia Taolu to nod in agreement.

Although he and Su Hao had only made a little move before, it was just one move that made him fully see his own shortcomings and the gap with Su Hao.

Whether it is Su Hao's physical body or strength, it seems that he has been through a lot of tempering, and he is very solid.

In other words, Su Hao's foundation is much more stable than his!
He calculated that at this stage, Su Hao's strength was basically invincible among the members of the Yaolong organization.

If it were him, he would definitely be a little proud, no matter how bad he was, he would be unrestrained for a few times, and he would never think about racing against time in cultivation.

But Su Hao was different. From his body, even his character, including his words, he didn't show any sense of conceit.

In those deep eyes, there seemed to be a golden target hidden.

It feels to him that the Yaolong organization is just one of his many stepping stones.

"The difference in strength is not important, but the difference in thinking is what matters?" Jia Taolu murmured, and a gleam flashed in his eyes.

"Hey, I just lifted the forbidden spirit spell, how about doing two tricks together?"

"Since you invited me sincerely, then I will mercifully agree to you." Ma Heyao smiled with a frown and reminded: "However, the person who confronted me last time had his leg broken by me. "

"Come on, let's see who breaks whose leg!" Jia Taolu had fighting intent in his eyes, and he and Ma Heyao walked out of the first dormitory building and walked to the fighting platform in the North District.

On the other side, in the T4 room.

Su Hao took a sip of water, sat on a chair, took out his mobile phone, and entered WeChat.

In an instant, a large wave of news jumped out, almost thousands of pieces.

Su Hao scanned all the way, and responded when he met familiar people, and ignored those he was unfamiliar with.

"By the way, Chen Daoyou said before that he would add me."

As if thinking of something, he clicked on New Friend, and sure enough, he saw Chen Gua Jiang's friend request.

After agreeing, Su Hao browsed through a lot of news again.

Among them, Xu Qinghong sent a lot of messages, all of which were curses.

What abandoned his wife!
What did you find your mistress!
What fun!
The news was accompanied by moving pictures, which made Su Hao very helpless.

For this reason, he picked up his mobile phone and called Xu Qinghong, chatting for almost half an hour before stopping.

Immediately, Su Hao called Zeng Ziyou and Bai Wenling again.

On the way, the two sisters, Ye Ziyi and Ye Qiaoqiao, even played a video with him. He was also very pleased to see the two girls get along so well with Chen Haikuo in Yuezhou.

After putting down his cell phone, he relaxed his body, ready to practice.

Suddenly, a voice sounded from the ear.

"Ding dong, congratulations to the host for installing several bulk-packed pussies, and reward 180 points of pretending pussy points (total 200). ps: I am a good boy, the system just took a nap, and I will be happy when I go to a different world with my girlfriend to watch the war manga Wei Yingying, the host actually pretended to be so many dudes.

Let me see, um, first I entered Yaolong and Zheng in a daze to fight and pretend to be aggressive, and then caused a crowd to shock and pretend to be aggressive on the Budao Bridge, and then used the mountain wave loophole discovered by Jia Taolu to pretend to be a little in front of Chen Guajiang. The wave forced, and then successfully climbed to the top of Martial Arts Mountain, which once again caused the group to pretend to be aggressive.

Then, he made a forbidden technique for Jia Taolu to refine the forbidden technique Po Erdan, and played a wave of coercion, and then played a wave of coercion in the cafeteria and Maishao battle, and then played a wave of coercion in the three special rooms. In front of Ma Heyo, he pretended to be a grateful girl.

Well, this coercion is a bit unexpected. It seems that Ma Heyyo sprouted because Jia Taolu was lifted by the host of the forbidden spirit spell. This is the first time the system has seen such pretense. Sure enough, anything can happen to the host! "

The corners of Su Hao's eyes twitched, and his face was full of black lines: "System, can you be responsible? When labor and management come to you, you always play disappearing games for me, and you and your girlfriend watch happy battles with Marvel heroes, wait, what do you have?" A woolly girlfriend?"

"The host of a single dog expresses jealous indignation, touches his head, and the system expresses his understanding. After all, the world of loving dogs is not something that single dogs can understand!"

Su Hao: "..."

Who can kill this system?

I invite him to drink Nutrition Express!

"Ding dong, the host's pretense value has reached 200 points, and there are two lottery draws. Do you want to draw a lottery?"

"Don't smoke, keep it for now." Su Hao thought for a while and responded.

At this stage, there are too many uncertainties in the Yaolong organization, and some pretense points are reserved for emergencies.

After thinking about it, he finished chatting with the system, sat on the bed, crossed his legs and ran "Shuo Guang Yin Qi", and entered the cultivation.