The system takes me to pretend

Withdrawing his gaze, Su Hao turned around and walked into the first dormitory building.

"Let me tell you, Su Baigao is the proud son of heaven, don't bully me, you're trash, I didn't even go to the last area of ​​the first round of instructor assessment."

From a long distance, Su Hao in the corridor heard a person talking ecstatically.

"When I saw Su Baigao for the first time, I felt that he was hiding something. Although his appearance was ordinary, his behavior was concise. The root of major issues—low-key is the highest-key publicity!"

"Su Baigao is like my beacon, like my direction, like my pillar, with Su Baigao here, I believe tomorrow will be better!"

"Although I am not who Su Baigao is, but I feel that as a loyal supporter of Su Baigao, my significance is far greater than success itself. As the saying goes, "a horse gallops forward, shoots a bird to lead the bow, and the world is in my heart." ', as long as Su Bai confesses, I will go through fire and water, and I will do whatever it takes."

………………

Hearing these words, Su Hao couldn't help being a little curious.

Who is it that supports him so much?

Thinking about it, he quickly looked for the sound, and saw a man wearing earphones.

His hair was greasy and looked scruffy, as if he hadn't washed it in days.

He was talking to himself on the phone.

"Speaking of which, Su Bai's confession really deserves to be called a super genius. I was already disappointed in myself, and even felt that I had no future, and my heart was full of sorrow, but after reading Su Bai's confession, I had hope in myself again. He As handsome as me... No, I'm a little more handsome than him, so what he can do, I can do too."

Su Hao: "..."

Brother, where's your face?

Seemingly realizing that someone was watching him, the man wearing earphones turned his head to look.

For a moment, he was stunned.

Suddenly, his eyes widened, and he wanted to make a hysterical sound, but found that he had lost his voice.

After a long time, he took a deep breath, rushed to Su Hao, and tried his best to control his emotions: "Fellow Daoist Su, my name is Ma Heiyo, I am 25 years old, male, female-loving, outgoing, like pink, personal Good at making puppets, the strength is the master of Huajing!"

"I'm so happy to meet you in person. I'm your idol! Oh no, you're my fan! Uh, it doesn't seem right. Don't worry about it. Congratulations on winning the first place in the two rounds of assessment!"

As he spoke, Ma Heiyo stretched out his tender white hand and put it in front of Su Hao, beckoning him to shake hands.

"Hello!" Even though he was speechless to Ma Heyyo's self-introduction, facing Ma Heyyo's friendly expression, Su Hao still politely extended his hand and shook hands with him.

"The previous instructors had two rounds of assessment, it was just my luck, there is no need to boast."

"Fellow Daoist Su is so humble. The ability you showed on Martial Dao Bridge and Mount Martial Arts is earth-shattering. When I saw Fellow Daoist Su standing at the finish line, my heart couldn't be calm for a long time." Ma Heyao shook his head and said in admiration.

"Shocking!"

"Why is there such a god-man as Daoyou Su? I have been in the Yaolong Organization for so many years, and I thought that there would never be any geniuses who could impress me. I didn't expect to see such a god-man as Daoyou Su yesterday. It was Daoyou Su who made me deeply I fully understand the saying 'There are people beyond people, there is a sky beyond the sky'."

"After seeing Fellow Daoist Su win the championship, I didn't immediately go to congratulate him, because I was afraid that my vulgar congratulations would tarnish Fellow Daoist Su's reputation. I'm sorry, Fellow Daoist Su, you don't blame me, do you?"

Su Hao couldn't laugh or cry.

Where did this guy get so many educated words?
"You flatter me too much, but I'm just an ordinary person."

Ma Hey felt a bit of disbelief in his heart.

You are still an ordinary person like Tianjiao, so ordinary people are not even as good as scum?

Of course, he also knew that this was Su Hao's modest resignation, and he said with a loud smile: "Friend Su is really humble, that's right, only a humble genius like you can go far, and can wave his sleeves without taking away a cloud .”

Su Hao looked at Ma Hey, was silent for a long time, and finally said: "If you praise me like that again, I will give you a compliment."

Ma Heyo laughed, showing excited eyes: "Tomorrow's final round of the Martial Arts Square final, can fellow Daoist Su take the first place?"

"I'm not very sure about this. After all, Yaolong's organization is full of geniuses. I have used up all my luck in this life to get the first place in two rounds." Su Hao shook his head slightly, very low-key.

As he spoke, he pointed in a certain direction: "I'll go see my friends first, and we'll talk later."

"Okay." Ma Heiyo nodded, but followed Su Hao's direction to look, and immediately frowned: "Su Daoyou, that friend of yours lives in room T3?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

Ma Heyao said defensively: "It's nothing, I heard that the people in room T3 are gay, fellow Daoist Su, be careful!"

Su Hao couldn't laugh or cry.

There is no gay, it's just a lie made up by Jia Taolu to prevent people from disturbing him.

But judging from the expression on Ma Heyo's face, it seems that the listeners took it seriously.

"Fellow Daoist Su, take this thing." Seeing that Su Hao didn't speak, Ma Heyyo thought for a while and took out a fluffy ball from his pocket.

"This is a puppet ball I made. It is specially used to deal with gays. Just shake this ball a few times, and you can summon extremely scary items."

"Extremely scary?" Su Hao was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "In other words, the items inside have strong combat power?"

"On the contrary, there is no fighting power!"

"..."

With his hands behind his back, Ma Heyao said solemnly: "Fellow Daoist Su, don't underestimate it. The scary thing about this thing is the sound, like weeping and complaining, endless. As long as you are a person, the first time you see this thing, They will all be blown away by it.”

"Really?" Seeing Ma Heyao's confident appearance, Su Hao couldn't help being a little surprised.

Could it be that the things inside the puppet ball are really not ordinary things?
Just about to shake it, Ma Heiyo stopped him and said, "Fellow Daoist Su, this is not for an honest gentleman like you, but for an evil person like gay."

"In layman's terms, you can't shake it, you have to let a gay guy shake it, and you can also test whether a person is gay or not."

"Is that so..." Su Hao became more and more curious when he heard this.

Skimming the T3 room, he found that the door was just opened. He didn't hesitate immediately, and walked to the T3 room with the puppet ball.

When he came to the door, he saw a white-haired man, like a silver thread, shining with crystal white light.

"Fellow Daoist Jia?" Su Hao looked at the white-haired man in front of him, and he couldn't help being a little stunned.

isn't it?
It's only been a few hours since Jia Taolu turned into this?
Going crazy?

"Handsome?" Jia Taolu snapped his fingers from top to bottom, brushing his hair with his slender fingers, just like a male god in anime.

Su Hao wanted to shake his head, but in his heart, he still told the truth: "Handsome!"

"This is what I looked like before I was cast under the forbidden spirit spell." Jia Taolu glanced at him with a pair of delicate eyes, free of any impurities, clear but bottomless.

A powerful aura surged from him, as if it caused ripples in the air.

Even though Jia Taolu is still a quasi-transformation master at this moment, Su Hao can clearly feel that the opponent's aura is stronger than that of the ancient warriors at the early stage of middle transformation. Unsurprisingly, Jia Taolu can step into the upper realm within a week. Wait for the initial stage of transformation.

"Fellow Daoist Su, you have been staring at me. Could it be that you have been captured by my peerless and handsome face?"

"I……"

"There is no need for an explanation, and handsome people don't listen to explanations."

Su Hao was about to say something, but was interrupted by Jia Taolu raising his hand.

"When God created my handsome face, it was already an unconditional support for me. Any further explanation will only reduce to worship and longing for my face."

Su Hao didn't want to speak anymore.

In his opinion, it is extremely meaningless to refute Jia Taolu, who can be big or small, thick or thin.

"Ahem, well, I won't be kidding anymore." Jia Tao coughed dryly, and immediately bowed to Su Hao: "Fellow Daoist Su, thank you for freeing me from the curse. If you need anything in the future, please let me know." That's it."

"In front of me in the future, don't be so narcissistic."

"No problem." Jia Taolu nodded with an awkward smile, seeming to think of something, and negotiated: "Fellow Daoist Su, can you give me a punch?"

Su Hao frowned: "What do you want to do?"

"I want to test my strength through Fellow Daoist Su's physical strength." Jia Taolu clenched his fists and said bluntly.

Hearing the sound, Su Hao nodded slightly: "All right, don't make too much noise."

He just came out of the law enforcement hall, but he didn't want to go in again.

"OK!" Jia Taolu licked his lips, his body swept out, and he came to Su Hao in an instant, and he punched out like a flood, with infinite force.

Su Hao was expressionless, and leaned forward, his shoulder collided directly with Jia Taolu's fist.

"boom!"

A muffled sound sounded, and Jia Taolu felt a terrifying force pass through Su Hao's shoulders directly to his body, and he took several steps back, very embarrassed.

"Su Daoyou's strength is really terrifying." Jia Taolu's face was full of helplessness while clutching his completely numb arm.

Just now when Su Hao leaned casually, it was really like a truck hitting him, with such terrifying power, if he hadn't stopped in time when he collided with Su Hao's shoulder, his whole hand would probably be useless.

If he guessed correctly, after climbing Martial Dao Mountain, Su Hao's strength has improved again. It is not at the level of the early stage of transformation, and it is very likely that it is in the middle stage of transformation.

"Do you want to continue?" Su Dao shrugged and asked back.

"Forget it." Jia Taolu waved his hand and said with a wry smile, "Unless I don't want this hand anymore."

Su Hao smiled: "I'm not serious, why are you so worried."

Jia Taolu choked speechlessly and was deeply shocked.

This fucking shoulder almost broke Lao Tzu's hands, but he did it without being serious?
If he was serious, wouldn't he not even have a chance to make a move?

"Su Daoyou, can't you comfort me and make me happy?"

"No." Su Hao was very straightforward.

As if thinking of something, he took out the puppet ball that Ma Heiyo gave him, and handed it to Jia Taolu: "Some people say that shaking this thing a few times can prove whether you are gay or not, try it."

"What?" Jia Taolu's eyes twitched, and he said speechlessly, "Fellow Daoist Su, who do you think I am? Do I look like a gay?"

"picture!"

"..." Jia Taolu only felt that ten thousand arrows pierced his heart.

Su Hao urged: "Try it quickly. The person who gave it to me told me that there is something extremely scary inside this ball. I really want to see it."

"Why doesn't Fellow Daoist Su come by himself?"

Su Hao said: "Because this is for gays!"

"I'll say it again, I'm not gay!"

Su Hao said again: "Then you can try it!"

"I won't try, just a ball, it's not worth proving my innocence!"

Su Hao continued: "You dare not try, because you are not sure whether you are gay or not!"

"My mother..." Jia Taolu was finally irritated by Su Hao's words, and said with a dark face, "How to try?"

"Shake the ball!"

Without further ado, Jia Taolu immediately shook the puppet ball a few times.

In an instant, the puppet ball became hot, suspended in the air from Jia Taolu's hand, and made a crackling sound.

Immediately afterwards, a hazy phantom popped out from the puppet ball.

Looking at the hazy shadow, Jia Taolu's eyes twitched, always feeling some bad premonition.

Sure enough, the scene in the next second made Jia Taolu almost have a myocardial infarction.

I saw that phantom moving in the air, and finally transformed into a two-dimensional cute girl with no clothes on.

"Brother don't move, sister is fully automatic!"