Since I am Dasha Chun
Chapter 111
Chapter 111
"Pfft, hahaha."
Officer Shi couldn't hold back for a moment, and burst out laughing.
And Officer Mo pinched his mouth with his right hand, his face flushed red.
Officer Shi reacted immediately, his expression returned to normal, he looked at Liu Xuan calmly, and accidentally smiled.
"What are you laughing at?" Liu Xuan asked.
"I think of happy things." Officer Shi said solemnly in Cantonese Mandarin.
"What happy thing?" Liu Xuan broke the casserole and asked the end.
"My wife has given birth to a baby." Officer Shi looked serious.
"Uh, hehehe..."
Even though he was pinching his mouth, Officer Mo couldn't hold it back for a moment, and laughed out loud. Just as he laughed, he suddenly realized something was wrong, and wiped his face with his hands for relief.
"What are you laughing at?" Liu Xuan asked.
"My wife also gave birth to a baby." Officer Mo pursed his lips and said.
"Ah……"
Officer Shi lowered his head and sneered, then stopped immediately.
"Your wives are the same person?" Liu Xuan said calmly.
"That's right!" Officer Shi replied subconsciously.
"Uh, hehe..." The two couldn't hold back for a while, and Officer Mo directly covered his face with his right hand and wiped it.
After a while.
"Um, no, they gave birth to children on the same day." Officer Mo explained.
"I'll repeat it again!" Liu Xuan quit.
"I'm not joking, they all know it!" Liu Xuan turned around and looked at Su San and Wang Dachui behind him.
"Yes! Sir, I can prove that he is not lying!" Wang Dahammer raised his hand and said.
His sluggish but sincere appearance made the atmosphere even more funny.
"Yes, yes!" Police Officer Shi was taking notes, and there were two pairs of words written on the notes.
"Uh, hehehe~!"
Officer Mo simply inserted his thumb and index finger into his mouth in order to relieve his uncontrollable urge to laugh.
"Hello!!!" Liu Xuan simply knocked on the table with his hands.
"Hey, let's get down to business. Is the mermaid you just said beautiful?" Officer Mo looked at Officer Shi and said calmly.
"It's not a question of whether she's pretty or not." Liu Xuan paused.
"She is really that kind, that kind of rare kind, hiss~" Liu Xuan fell into reverie.
"Her eyes are like mung beans, her nose is like a head of garlic, and her teeth are pointed. She is very cute." Liu Xuan said with a smile.
"Unfortunately, it was too dark that day, so I couldn't see her chest clearly..."
"Pfft, hehehehe~!" Officer Shi couldn't hold back his laughter.
"You are too deceitful! I have tolerated you for a long time!" Liu Xuan quit, pointing at Police Officer Shi.
"My wife has given birth to a baby." He was rejected in plastic Mandarin.
"You're obviously laughing at me, and you haven't stopped!" Liu Xuan shouted.
"Mr. Liu, we have been strictly trained. No matter how funny it is, we don't know how to laugh, and they know it too." After finishing speaking, Police Officer Shi looked at Officer Mo who was clenching his fist and gagged his mouth, and motioned to Su San and Wang Dachui who were sitting behind. .
"Unless you can't help it," he added.
"How about this, Mr. Liu, you go back and wait for the news, as soon as we make progress, we will notify you as soon as possible?" Officer Mo stood up and said.
"Okay, hurry up and call the police, okay? It's dangerous, bring more people, ah!" Liu Xuan also got up, and then signaled to Su San and the others to leave the police station.
"Hahahahaha!"
The three of them opened the door with their feet, and they heard bursts of laughter coming from the office.
Liu Xuan stopped.
Immediately turn around and open the door.
At this moment, Officer Mo and Officer Shi are reading the documents calmly.
"Mr. Liu, is there anything else you want to add?" Officer Shi turned his head and asked seriously.
Liu Xuan, who stared wide-eyed, turned and left.
"Hahahahaha!"
This time, in addition to laughter, there was also the sound of patting the table and stomping feet.
Liu Xuan turned back again and opened the door.
At this moment, Officer Mo and Officer Shi are still calmly handling the work at hand.
"Mr. Liu?" Officer Mo asked suspiciously.
After staring at Officer Mo for a long time, Liu Xuan finally left the police station.
"Is it so funny?" Liu Xuan was puzzled, turned to Su San and Wang Dahammer and asked.
"Um, it's okay." Su San gritted his teeth and said.
"Well, it's okay." Wang Dahammer squeezed his fist.
……
Without talking all the way, the three of them drove to the company.
"Xiao Liao, do you believe me?" Liu Xuan said to Mr. Liao again about what happened before.
"I believe you! Would your big boss with hundreds of billions of dollars make up such an imbecile story to lie to me? Is it a psychopath who doesn't believe you?" Mr. Liao said while sitting on a chair.
"Speaking of which, I have known a great psychiatrist for a long time. Both Su San and Wang Dachui know about it. I mentioned it to them before, and I want him to rush over now." After speaking, Mr. Liao took out his mobile phone and prepared to send a message.
"Why did you call the neurologist here?" Liu Xuan, who was pacing back and forth, finally stopped, walked up to him and asked.
"Let's play together?" Mr. Liao thought for a while and said.
"You also think I'm crazy? You don't even believe me?" Liu Xuan broke down.
"You don't believe me, you don't believe me!" Liu Xuan jumped up anxiously.
"You go, ask Su San to come in!" Liu Xuan said directly to Mr. Liao.
As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of high heels.
"You're back? Where have you been? I'm worried about you?" Li Ruolan stepped in from the door, wearing high heels.
Mr. Liao wisely left the office.
Liu Xuan nodded, motioned Ruolan to sit down, and he also sat on the other side.
"I'm only arguing with you for your own good, and I don't really want to withdraw my capital. Look at you, you always act like a child." Ruolan hooked Liu Xuan with her legs and said.
"Your legs are so beautiful." Liu Xuan looked at Hei Si's thigh and said with emotion.
"Are there only beautiful legs? My whole body is full of treasures!" Ruolan teased.
"Then try it?" Liu Xuan was ready to make a move after speaking.
"Ahem, Mr. Liu, are you looking for me?" Su San interrupted untimely.
"Huh?" Ruolan turned her head directly, looking angrily at the handsome young man who entered the door.
Don't know how to avoid it?Is there any good thing for you to disturb the boss like this?
Just as Ruolan was about to say something, Liu Xuan put down his hands and went straight to meet her.
"Come on, Su San, sit down, this is Mr. Lan, our important partner." Liu Xuan introduced to Su San.
"Hmph! Mr. Liu, what do you mean by the good trick you used to poach my newly trained assistant, Xiao Jiang? Is she going to take over from Xiao Liu's class?" Li Ruolan asked directly.
"Oh? Is this the case? Su San, you did a great job!" Liu Xuan winked directly at Su San and praised.
"Hmph! You two big men go chat, I'm leaving, Mr. Liu, don't forget what I told you in the morning that I want to withdraw the capital, I will wait for you tonight, whether to withdraw or not, it's all up to you?" Li Ruolan finished speaking The two of them glanced blankly, then turned and left.
"Su San, some women are like this, give her a little color and she will open a dyeing workshop!" Liu Xuan commented when he saw Li Ruolan walking away.
"Tell me, why don't they believe me? There is a mermaid, and I, you, and Wang Dahammer have seen it, but they still don't believe me?!" Seeing Su San beside her, Liu Xuan felt relieved.
"I believe you, Mr. Liu, the police probably won't call the police. According to your description, I feel that the mermaids are generally kind-hearted. Look, do you want to turn off the sonar?" Su San suggested.
(End of this chapter)
"Pfft, hahaha."
Officer Shi couldn't hold back for a moment, and burst out laughing.
And Officer Mo pinched his mouth with his right hand, his face flushed red.
Officer Shi reacted immediately, his expression returned to normal, he looked at Liu Xuan calmly, and accidentally smiled.
"What are you laughing at?" Liu Xuan asked.
"I think of happy things." Officer Shi said solemnly in Cantonese Mandarin.
"What happy thing?" Liu Xuan broke the casserole and asked the end.
"My wife has given birth to a baby." Officer Shi looked serious.
"Uh, hehehe..."
Even though he was pinching his mouth, Officer Mo couldn't hold it back for a moment, and laughed out loud. Just as he laughed, he suddenly realized something was wrong, and wiped his face with his hands for relief.
"What are you laughing at?" Liu Xuan asked.
"My wife also gave birth to a baby." Officer Mo pursed his lips and said.
"Ah……"
Officer Shi lowered his head and sneered, then stopped immediately.
"Your wives are the same person?" Liu Xuan said calmly.
"That's right!" Officer Shi replied subconsciously.
"Uh, hehe..." The two couldn't hold back for a while, and Officer Mo directly covered his face with his right hand and wiped it.
After a while.
"Um, no, they gave birth to children on the same day." Officer Mo explained.
"I'll repeat it again!" Liu Xuan quit.
"I'm not joking, they all know it!" Liu Xuan turned around and looked at Su San and Wang Dachui behind him.
"Yes! Sir, I can prove that he is not lying!" Wang Dahammer raised his hand and said.
His sluggish but sincere appearance made the atmosphere even more funny.
"Yes, yes!" Police Officer Shi was taking notes, and there were two pairs of words written on the notes.
"Uh, hehehe~!"
Officer Mo simply inserted his thumb and index finger into his mouth in order to relieve his uncontrollable urge to laugh.
"Hello!!!" Liu Xuan simply knocked on the table with his hands.
"Hey, let's get down to business. Is the mermaid you just said beautiful?" Officer Mo looked at Officer Shi and said calmly.
"It's not a question of whether she's pretty or not." Liu Xuan paused.
"She is really that kind, that kind of rare kind, hiss~" Liu Xuan fell into reverie.
"Her eyes are like mung beans, her nose is like a head of garlic, and her teeth are pointed. She is very cute." Liu Xuan said with a smile.
"Unfortunately, it was too dark that day, so I couldn't see her chest clearly..."
"Pfft, hehehehe~!" Officer Shi couldn't hold back his laughter.
"You are too deceitful! I have tolerated you for a long time!" Liu Xuan quit, pointing at Police Officer Shi.
"My wife has given birth to a baby." He was rejected in plastic Mandarin.
"You're obviously laughing at me, and you haven't stopped!" Liu Xuan shouted.
"Mr. Liu, we have been strictly trained. No matter how funny it is, we don't know how to laugh, and they know it too." After finishing speaking, Police Officer Shi looked at Officer Mo who was clenching his fist and gagged his mouth, and motioned to Su San and Wang Dachui who were sitting behind. .
"Unless you can't help it," he added.
"How about this, Mr. Liu, you go back and wait for the news, as soon as we make progress, we will notify you as soon as possible?" Officer Mo stood up and said.
"Okay, hurry up and call the police, okay? It's dangerous, bring more people, ah!" Liu Xuan also got up, and then signaled to Su San and the others to leave the police station.
"Hahahahaha!"
The three of them opened the door with their feet, and they heard bursts of laughter coming from the office.
Liu Xuan stopped.
Immediately turn around and open the door.
At this moment, Officer Mo and Officer Shi are reading the documents calmly.
"Mr. Liu, is there anything else you want to add?" Officer Shi turned his head and asked seriously.
Liu Xuan, who stared wide-eyed, turned and left.
"Hahahahaha!"
This time, in addition to laughter, there was also the sound of patting the table and stomping feet.
Liu Xuan turned back again and opened the door.
At this moment, Officer Mo and Officer Shi are still calmly handling the work at hand.
"Mr. Liu?" Officer Mo asked suspiciously.
After staring at Officer Mo for a long time, Liu Xuan finally left the police station.
"Is it so funny?" Liu Xuan was puzzled, turned to Su San and Wang Dahammer and asked.
"Um, it's okay." Su San gritted his teeth and said.
"Well, it's okay." Wang Dahammer squeezed his fist.
……
Without talking all the way, the three of them drove to the company.
"Xiao Liao, do you believe me?" Liu Xuan said to Mr. Liao again about what happened before.
"I believe you! Would your big boss with hundreds of billions of dollars make up such an imbecile story to lie to me? Is it a psychopath who doesn't believe you?" Mr. Liao said while sitting on a chair.
"Speaking of which, I have known a great psychiatrist for a long time. Both Su San and Wang Dachui know about it. I mentioned it to them before, and I want him to rush over now." After speaking, Mr. Liao took out his mobile phone and prepared to send a message.
"Why did you call the neurologist here?" Liu Xuan, who was pacing back and forth, finally stopped, walked up to him and asked.
"Let's play together?" Mr. Liao thought for a while and said.
"You also think I'm crazy? You don't even believe me?" Liu Xuan broke down.
"You don't believe me, you don't believe me!" Liu Xuan jumped up anxiously.
"You go, ask Su San to come in!" Liu Xuan said directly to Mr. Liao.
As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of high heels.
"You're back? Where have you been? I'm worried about you?" Li Ruolan stepped in from the door, wearing high heels.
Mr. Liao wisely left the office.
Liu Xuan nodded, motioned Ruolan to sit down, and he also sat on the other side.
"I'm only arguing with you for your own good, and I don't really want to withdraw my capital. Look at you, you always act like a child." Ruolan hooked Liu Xuan with her legs and said.
"Your legs are so beautiful." Liu Xuan looked at Hei Si's thigh and said with emotion.
"Are there only beautiful legs? My whole body is full of treasures!" Ruolan teased.
"Then try it?" Liu Xuan was ready to make a move after speaking.
"Ahem, Mr. Liu, are you looking for me?" Su San interrupted untimely.
"Huh?" Ruolan turned her head directly, looking angrily at the handsome young man who entered the door.
Don't know how to avoid it?Is there any good thing for you to disturb the boss like this?
Just as Ruolan was about to say something, Liu Xuan put down his hands and went straight to meet her.
"Come on, Su San, sit down, this is Mr. Lan, our important partner." Liu Xuan introduced to Su San.
"Hmph! Mr. Liu, what do you mean by the good trick you used to poach my newly trained assistant, Xiao Jiang? Is she going to take over from Xiao Liu's class?" Li Ruolan asked directly.
"Oh? Is this the case? Su San, you did a great job!" Liu Xuan winked directly at Su San and praised.
"Hmph! You two big men go chat, I'm leaving, Mr. Liu, don't forget what I told you in the morning that I want to withdraw the capital, I will wait for you tonight, whether to withdraw or not, it's all up to you?" Li Ruolan finished speaking The two of them glanced blankly, then turned and left.
"Su San, some women are like this, give her a little color and she will open a dyeing workshop!" Liu Xuan commented when he saw Li Ruolan walking away.
"Tell me, why don't they believe me? There is a mermaid, and I, you, and Wang Dahammer have seen it, but they still don't believe me?!" Seeing Su San beside her, Liu Xuan felt relieved.
"I believe you, Mr. Liu, the police probably won't call the police. According to your description, I feel that the mermaids are generally kind-hearted. Look, do you want to turn off the sonar?" Su San suggested.
(End of this chapter)
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