Since I am Dasha Chun

Chapter 110
"So, you were kidnapped? Then they asked you to pay several million, tens of millions, before letting you out. In the end, you escaped while they were not paying attention?" Wang Dachui asked.

"Huh? It's roughly like this, but they didn't ask for money. I escaped from a hole in the bottom of the boat while they were not paying attention, and then swam ashore, and you discovered it." Liu Xuan said.

"They didn't chase you? You're human, and your hands are tied. They can't swim against you? Mr. Liu, I think you can participate in the Olympic swimming event in 20 years, and you will definitely be the one who wins the gold and silver!" "Wang Dachui said serious nonsense.

"Why didn't you catch me? Don't interrupt, they didn't catch me because I put a sonar on the bottom of the water, and that sonar was only for special frequencies, and it was to deal with dolphins.

My subordinate at the back, Dr. George, said that a new species may have been discovered, and another frequency band was added. They probably wouldn't dare to go into the water, but they can come out from land to catch us, so I want you to leave quickly. "Liu Xuan explained.

"What happened at the bottom of the boat? I think Shanshan is quite gentle?" Wang Dachui asked suspiciously.

"She, she is indeed very gentle, but that octopus is quite violent, but it is probably because there are only three claws left, and the mood is a little irritable. One of his tentacles curled around my neck and almost broke it! Shanshan's hand behind Raised the knife, clicked it, and cut off the claw, using a similar bone knife in her bag, long and pointed, unexpectedly sharp." Liu Xuan said.

"I know, it's for opening sea urchins." Su San teased.

"What should we do now?" Su San asked.

"I think it's better to call the police first, let's go to the police station." Liu Xuan said.

"Okay, then let's go to the police station first." Su San immediately stepped on the accelerator and drove towards the police station.

……

"Is it you? Are you here again?" Officer Mo at the door asked Su San and his party.

"What, you beat someone up again? I didn't mean you. In this society, you still want to use violence to solve the incident? I haven't heard that sentence. If you lose, you'll be hospitalized, but if you win, you'll go to jail?" Officer Mo persuaded Su San.

???

Why are you saying that to me?Am I the type to fight?
"Hey, officer, I'm the one who reported the crime!" Liu Xuan reminded when he saw that he was not taken seriously.

"You, who are you? Looks familiar?" Officer Mo said.

"It's you! Liu Xuan?! Real estate tycoon!?" Police Officer Shi who came over from the side said in surprise.

"Yes, it's me, police officer, I want to report the crime!" Liu Xuan felt better when he finally saw someone who knew him.

"Hello!" Officer Mo was disturbed by Su San before, and he didn't wear a fake beard, so he didn't recognize Liu Xuan at once. After recognizing him, he shook hands with him enthusiastically and asked him to sit down.

"Who are they?" Officer Mo asked, pointing at Su San and Wang Dachui.

"Oh, they are my employees, they sent me here to report the crime." Liu Xuan said.

"Oh, please sit down, you don't have to come here to tell jokes." Officer Mo nodded and said.

"Mr. Liu, what can we do for you?" Officer Mo started to work.

"Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say!" With the foreshadowing of Su San and Wang Dahammer, Liu Xuan said calmly.

"We are the police, we will not be afraid." Officer Mo said.

"Please tell me." Officer Shi said in his Cantonese Mandarin.

Liu Xuan turned his head to look at Su San and Wang Dachui, they both nodded in response, and he also nodded in response, summoning up his courage and saying to the police, "I was kidnapped by a mermaid just now!"

Liu Xuan was afraid that the police might not be able to hear clearly, so he spoke word by word.

After the two of them heard this, they were confused for a while. They looked at Liu Xuan, not as if he was joking.

He looked at Su San and Wang Dachui again, with serious expressions on their faces.

"Which one is the mermaid?" Officer Mo asked out of professional ethics.

"No one, it's a mermaid that's half human and half fish!" Liu Xuan said excitedly.

"Swish swish..."

While Liu Xuan was talking, Police Officer Shi picked up a marker, and began to draw on the paper of his notebook according to his description.

In criminal investigation methods, basic drawing skills are necessary, and Officer Shi is the best drawing expert in their police station.

"Huh?" As the last stroke was over, Police Officer Shi immediately put away his pen and showed Liu Xuan and the others a painting.

Officer Mo nodded when he saw the painting, wanting to see Liu Xuan's reaction.

"It's not left and right, it's up and down!" Liu Xuan reminded after seeing the stick figure of half the people on the right and the half fish on the left.

"Swish swish..."

Liu Xuan took a breath and shook his head.

Officer Shi completed his masterpiece again, showing a picture of a mermaid with a fish tail on the top, two legs on the bottom, and a few more spots in the middle.

"There are people on top of her, and fish on the bottom!" Liu Xuan reminded.

Officer Shi looked at the painting, frowned, and immediately turned the painting around.

"Pfft, hahahaha!" Seeing Officer Shi's transformation, Wang Dachui burst out, slapping his thigh and laughing.

???

What are you doing in the police station?

Su San tugged at his sleeve, motioning him not to laugh.

Liu Xuan turned his head, and was also speechless for a while. He had no choice but to report to the police, so he had to finish talking.

"Where's the head? The one with no penis, she's a woman!" Liu Xuan explained again.

"Swish swish..."

Officer Shi held the painting in his left hand, and with his right hand, he began to swipe the brush again according to his description on the paper.

"hiss"

As soon as Liu Xuan finished speaking, Police Officer Shi put down the original painting and raised his hand to create a stick figure with a human head on the top and a fish head on the bottom.

Liu Xuan's eyes widened.

What the hell?

Just as he was about to say something, Officer Mo raised his head to stop his movement, took the painting and pen, and seemed to be preparing to draw again.

That's right, this guy is poisonous, right?
Liu Xuan breathed a sigh of relief.

"Swish swish..."

Officer Mo drew a circle of curly hair directly on the man's head.

"Female," he added.

"A mermaid!" Liu Xuan slapped the stick figure away.

"Are you kidding me, mermaid, the kind with long hair, a good figure, a fish tail, swimming around, do you still want me to tell you?" Liu Xuan made graceful and graceful movements with his hands, gestured.

Officer Mo and Officer Shi retracted their bodies at the same time, closed their mouths, and blinked their eyes.

"You don't need to say it, you continue to say it." The two said at the same time.

"She said I'm handsome." Liu Xuan ignored their interruption, and said to himself, after all, not everyone is Su San, who can be so successful.

"Say you like me, and pursue me crazily!" Liu Xuan explained.

"Then they kidnapped me. They were all mermaids in the Qingluo Bay area," Liu Xuan said.

"There are also octopus, octopus, are you afraid?" Liu Xuan made an octopus shape with his hands and showed it to the two police officers.

"Give me some reaction, please?" Liu Xuan reminded Officer Mo when he saw Officer Mo sucking his mouth, but Officer Shi gritted his teeth and also did not respond.

"His tentacles are so long, he directly wrapped them around my neck, Shanshan picked up the knife, then raised the knife and dropped it with one hand, and then I jumped into the sea..." Liu Xuan hadn't finished speaking. .

"Pfft, hahaha."

(End of this chapter)