Zongwu: My business is to engage people
Chapter 16
Chapter 16 My name is Jiang Shanhe, and I will never struggle again.
My name is Jiang Shanhe, and I am a very hardworking man of action.
I was born in a family with a lot of leaks, and I have had a super-friendly relationship with loess and hoes since I was a child.
My biggest wish at that time was that the yellow flowers in the two acres of land would grow better than Cuihua’s, so that Cuihua could see my advanced digging skills and my biceps that could burst my clothes.
One day I saw those salt gang disciples wearing bright clothes and angry horses, carrying knives well, punching an 80-year-old man, and kicking the bitch who was a lazy bitch at the entrance of the village.
I finally found my life goal and I want to be such a person.
So I used the money I spent to buy underwear for the Chinese New Year to show off to Cuihua, and found a young man from the Salt Gang. With the help of my sincere and honest offensive and a few taels of silver, I finally got my wish and became a glorious disciple of the Salt Gang.
I have already thought that when I walked to the entrance of the village, even the dogs in the village would have to stop and nudge me. Cuihua’s father had even decorated the bridal chamber and asked me if I wanted to warm up with three taels of wolfberry...
Then... Then I became a knife sharpener in the Salt Gang. Others took the knives I sharpened and went out to chop people. If they couldn't chop the pot, it was my pot. If they lost the pot, if they accidentally dropped it on the ground, it would get dirty. My fault... so I was beaten every day.
How unreasonable!
I understand, how can sharpening a knife have a future? Only by cutting off people in business can you rise.
So I actively participated in all the killing activities in the guild, worked hard to improve my killing skills, deepened my ideological guidance of killing people, and read a thousand ways to kill people.
Finally, I got the appreciation of the guild boss, Elder Lin, and he gave me the heavy responsibility of being the manager of the murder project department.
I'm going to rise, I'm going to rise.
God rewards hard work, and hard work will eventually be rewarded.
Then...then I became an undercover agent placed by the Blood Moon God Cult in the Salt Gang.
Hey! The Blood Moon God Sect has great benefits! Not only do I have five social insurances and one housing fund, but I also have to pay social security. Even the Cuihua that I miss so much is brought to my bed so that I don’t want it. Under the operation of the Blood Moon God Sect, I even get a seat in Dongzhou City.
Cool!
From today on, I am also one of the big guys.
From now on in Dongzhou City, men will be frightened when they see me, and women will be dazzled and confused when they see me.
Cool!
I decided that in the future I would be a loyal fan of the Blood Moon Cult, shine brightly, and shine the great ideas of the Blood Moon Cult wherever the sun shines.
How can one lose oneself in flattery? shallow!
I will Shanhe is a person with dreams.
I want to work hard!
So I had a new dream.
It's just a Dongzhou City. Even the toilet paper I used can cover three floors of Dongzhou City. It's too small. I want to be the most popular man in the entire Daxia Dynasty.
So I started working hard on my combat power and level, and soon I became one of the two men with the highest level of combat power in Dongzhou City. snort! I can't stand a man who is more handsome than me.
Gotta fuck him!
At exactly this time, a younger brother under me named Jiang Yuan showed up and joined the money gang without saying a word. He was the guild of Qiu Wanhai, who was more handsome than me and had about the same fighting power as me.
It won my heart.
From now on, I will follow my eldest brother and make sure you come in and out of the import and export trade site every day. After you are done, the girl will have to bow to you, thank you and praise you as a good brother.
It just so happened that this young man was still a subordinate of the elder Fang Ling.
This old guy has been fighting against me. I eat crabs and he eats fish. I ask ten girls to do import and export trade, but he actually makes twenty girls dance every night.
How unreasonable!
Gotta fuck him!
So I burned hundreds of thousands of brain cells and finally formulated a perfect plan that made even Zhuge Liang cry.
Finally, with my flawless plan, the old guy who was working against me was tricked to death, and Qiu Wanhai, who was more handsome than me, also ran away.
I am finally the most powerful and handsome man in Dongzhou City!
Cool!
But Dongzhou City is nothing. My ideal is to be the most handsome man with the highest combat power in the Great Xia Dynasty.
I set my sights on my younger brother Jiang Yuan, who has won my heart.
I don’t know if this bastard stole someone else’s account through cheating, but in a short period of time he became the man second only to me in combat power in Dongzhou City. Moreover, a trip to the import and export trading company made every employee in the company feel peach blossoms. They wished they had two more clothes missing. They jumped out without clothes and asked if the clothes were of poor quality.
How unreasonable!
Gotta fuck him!
By the way, I will steal his account and work hard for my dream of becoming the most handsome man in the Great Xia Dynasty.
So I came up with a perfect plan, asking Jiang Yuan to find trouble with Tianfeng Village, the guild outside the city, and let him fight with Tang Fenglin, the leader of Tianfeng Village, so that both sides would suffer.
I'll jump out and reap the benefits, haha... I'm so smart.
But I didn’t expect that Qiu Ye, the boss of the Iron Sword Sect of the big guild outside the city, might have jumped out and wanted to fuck me because he wasn’t well served last night.
He also said that I was against him and even killed his brother. I was wronged!
After I finally fucked this lunatic to death, my boss, the boy in blood clothes, suddenly jumped out and fucked me.
Saying that my tofu is fried is contrary to the Blood Moon God Sect’s philosophy of eating tofu only smoked, and no"pagans" are allowed to exist.
Gotta fuck me.
Then I was slapped by him and the watermelon was reduced to tofu. well! As I lay dying, scenes of my efforts unfolded before my eyes. At first, I just wanted Cuihua to bow down under my biceps.
That was my original dream!
My dream came true!
I also want all the women in the Daxia Dynasty to bow down to my gluteus maximus.
After my unremitting efforts, I finally let the loess bow under my latissimus dorsi.
I will never be greedy again!
But what I didn't expect was that the young Sanjiang Yuan, who had been hitting his hands and paddling, finally jumped out and said that his father is the game GM.
An explosive guy killed the boy in blood.
Damn...you are already outrageous enough for cheating, but you still think GM is your father?
It turns out that hard work is worthless in front of cheating, and is just a pile of toilet paper in front of GM.
I won't work hard anymore!
Grass!
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