Zongwu: Madam, please respect yourself

Chapter 1 Thief Cao... Eyes? (Please collect it and vote for it.)

"Where am I?"

His head hurt so much that Wu Gong opened his eyes and began to slowly look at his surroundings.

I saw that the surrounding white gauze was windless and automatic. On the table in the distance, there was a white candle alone, and there was a faint smell of incense in the air.

“Is this a B\u0026B?

ah! "

Wu Gong stretched his arms and tried to sit up from the bed, but found that no part of his body was without pain, especially his right leg, which was unbearably swollen. Even the slightest movement felt like a sharp knife had penetrated him. The severe pain made him feel Suddenly he fell back on the bed.

However, soon he couldn't care so much anymore.

Because, he found that his body had become shorter!

Yes, nothing wrong.

His body became shorter, or rather smaller.

Originally, he was 1.8 meters tall, but now he looks like 1.4 or 5 meters tall at most.

Moreover, his figure has become very thin, his belly has disappeared, and he feels like he is back to when he was 11 or 12 years old.

The sound of footsteps in the distance.

The door was pushed open, and a graceful woman wearing a blue gown walked in from the door.

Her face cannot be seen clearly through the white gauze, but her figure is excellent, and she carries a heroic spirit when she walks.

"Don't move! You are poisoned by snake venom. Although I have used my internal strength to help you detoxify, you still need to rest quietly, otherwise the remaining poison will attack your heart."

Although the tone was full of plainness, the clear voice still revealed a hint of the stability and virtuousness of a mature woman.

However, Wu Gong had no intention of thinking about this at this moment. His brain was running rapidly, and his reason told him that if all this was not for filming, then he might no longer be on earth!

"Internal force. Where is this?"

"This is Lujiazhuang, Jiaxing!"

"Lujiazhuang?"

When Wu Gong was a little dazed, the white gauze had been lifted off. The elegant floral fragrance accompanied the white gauze and jumped into the big bed. The woman's face had also been imprinted in his eyes.

"Hibiscus is not as beautiful as the makeup, but the wind in the water palace brings the fragrance of pearls and greenery!"

Wu Gong looked a little dumbfounded.

Although this woman could not be regarded as a sinking fish or a wild goose, she had a unique chivalrous beauty.

However, there was a trace of sadness hanging in the corners of her eyes, as if she had some unsolvable worries in her heart, which also added to her charm.

"Oh, poor child, I wanted to keep you in Zhuangzi until you recover, but now that Zhuangzi is about to be in chaos, I really can't stay here, otherwise you will be involved."

"Children, chaos." Before Wu Gong could finish speaking, a white light curtain appeared in front of his eyes.

[This month’s golden finger has been refreshed: Eye of Bliss]

[The owner of the Eye of Bliss controls the essence of joy. Anyone of the opposite sex who looks at the owner of the Eye of Bliss for more than 5 seconds will be forced into a state of extreme joy.

The duration will be determined every second based on mental strength. Each successful 1 second will permanently increase the favorability of the person looking at you by one point, with a maximum limit of 90. 】

[Refresh time countdown: 31:23:59:30]

[The permanent retention task of the Eye of Bliss has been added. If it is not completed, the Eye of Bliss will disappear after the refresh is completed, and there is a high probability that it will never be refreshed again. 】

[Eye of Bliss permanently retains its mission - to protect Lujiazhuang from being bloodbathed. 】

"what?"

Wu Gong had not yet woken up from the doubts about whether he had traveled through time, and at this moment he fell into confusion again.

He was a little confused as to what was happening to him, and his eyes unconsciously locked with the woman in front of him.

Lu Erniang looked at the half-grown boy in front of her, who was at most ten years old, and recalled the scene when she rescued him on the roadside not long ago.

This child is indeed pitiful.

It looked like he had been thrown from the carriage, with many bones broken throughout his body.

He was completely naked, and his leg was bitten by a passing poisonous snake. If the servant hadn't saved him in time, he would have died on the roadside long ago.

Although Lu Erniang practices martial arts all year round, she is still a woman.

Besides, her daughter is as big as Wu Gong's body at this moment.

Under the deep influence of licking the calf, feelings beyond sympathy arose, especially looking at those eyes.

Looking into those eyes, Lu Erniang's face suddenly turned red, and an inexplicable strange feeling began to spread throughout her body.

The Lu family husband and wife are both martial arts practitioners. They practice the art of being pure and ascetic, so they rarely have sex.

Otherwise, there would not have been only one daughter, Lu Wushuang, for so many years.

But now, she had an indescribable feeling.

"What's wrong with me?"

Lu Erniang's eyes were a little blurry, and all the blood in her body was rushing to her head. The bottleneck that she had been reaching for many years actually felt faintly loose.

However, she didn't care about that much at this moment.

Because under the blue gown, a strange smell spread in the air.

Lu Erniang couldn't help but roared.

"ah!"

Wu Gong finally recovered from the shock and immediately noticed something strange about the woman next to him.

Thinking that his eyes seemed to be no longer ordinary eyes, he quickly moved away.

As his eyes moved away, Lu Erniang fell down beside the bed as if most of her strength had been drained from her body.

"Well!"

Lu Erniang kept breathing heavily.

Suddenly, the sorrow that had troubled her for many days was completely forgotten at this moment.

"Is it because I've been too worried these past few days that I've gone crazy?"

Lu Erniang didn't notice at all that the boy lying on the bed had a faint pink color deep in his eyes.

She felt her soaked clothes, her face became even redder, and she turned and ran towards the door.

Wu Gong forced himself to sit up.

He looked at the wet footprints on the ground.

Understand that you are not dreaming.

"Have I traveled through time?"

"Lujiazhuang, Jiaxing Lujiazhuang, internal force. This can't be Jin Yong's martial arts!"

Wu Gong opened his eyes wide.

The bloody handprint of Lujiazhuang, Li Mochou's bloody massacre of Lujiazhuang, Wu Santong and Wu Sanniang, Guo Jing and Huang Rong retrieving Yang Guo, Ouyang Feng receiving his adopted son, countless words lingering in his mind.

"Did I really travel through time?"

"Cousin, are you right here?"

"I don't want to go in!"

Wu Gong turned his attention to the girl's silver bell-like laughter coming from outside the door.

Two little girls were at the door of the room, peering inside.

They looked to be eight or nine years old at most, but they were very handsome.

Among them, the little girl on the right has eighty-nine points of resemblance to the woman just now. She should be related by blood, and she has a much livelier personality.

The little girl on the left, although equally handsome, is obviously much calmer.

Although the two girls are the same age, there is a huge gap between them when they are still and when they move.

Wu Gong's heart moved and he suddenly said: "Who is there?"

Seeing that he was discovered, Lu Wushuang dragged Cheng Ying into the room: "You're really weird, you're still sleeping in the room even though it's been three hours a day.

What a slacker, cousin, don’t you think? "

Cheng Ying looked at Wu Gong, who was sitting hard against the bed, and said softly: "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Wu Gong shook his head. He didn't want to pester him too much about this matter, and he didn't dare to look into the eyes of the two girls.

Although he considered himself not a good person, he couldn't do anything cruel to two eight or nine-year-old girls.

Lu Wushuang twitched his nose and smelled the smell in the air.

She smelled the strange smell and immediately bent down curiously: "Cousin,"

Seeing that she was so rude, Cheng Ying pulled her, but Lu Wushuang was so curious that she ignored Cheng Ying's pull.

"Are you Cheng Ying?"

"you know me?"

Cheng Ying was a little curious. When she saw Wu Gong being carried back by the servant yesterday, she was still in a coma. She shouldn't know her.

"Her name is Lu Wushuang, right?"

Wu Gong looked at the girl who looked like a skinned monkey.

Hearing Wu Gong calling his name, Lu Wushuang raised his head from the bed: "How do you know my name? Did my mother tell you?"

"Yes...has anything strange happened to Zhuangzi recently?"

"A strange thing?" Cheng Ying lowered his head and thought for a moment and said, "There is indeed a strange thing. I don't know when nine bloody palm prints suddenly appeared on the wall of the lobby yesterday. There was also a weirdo who scratched the eldest uncle and aunt's body. grave"

Cheng Ying spoke in an extremely organized manner, telling seven or eight strange things that happened in Zhuangzi in one go.

Mature and steady, he doesn't look like an eight or nine-year-old child at all.

However, although he said many things, only the first two are really useful.

‘I actually traveled to the world of Jin Yong’s martial arts! ’

"Shuang'er, Ying'er!"

Lu Erniang's voice came from outside the door. Lu Wushuang quickly grabbed Cheng Ying, grabbed her hand and ran outside.

"Mom called us and will come see you tomorrow!"

Cheng Ying wanted to ask something more?

But he could only be pulled away.

Lifting the blanket covering himself, Wu Gong looked at his short but swollen thighs like carrots.

Wu Gong immediately understood that he was now a disabled person and basically stopped walking.

"What the hell is this? If you go through time and space, give me a golden finger. How about I give you a more reliable one? Give me this kind of golden finger."

Do you expect me to stare at my enemy and make him go into heat?

It's okay if it's a woman, but what if it's a man? Can I still go..."

Wu Gong cursed a few times in a low voice, but he also knew that complaining was useless, so he could only sigh and take one step at a time.

"However, although I don't know why I traveled to this world, it seems to be good in a way!"

Wu Gong is a born optimist, and he quickly accepted the fact that he had traveled through time.

However, compared to this matter, he cared more about another thing.

That is the bloody handprint that has appeared in Lujiazhuang, which means that the Scarlet Lian Fairy Li Mochou is about to come to slaughter the village.

Wu Gong clearly remembered that Li Mochou made a bloody fingerprint three days in advance in order to keep the ten-year appointment.

Cheng Ying said that the bloody handprint only appeared yesterday, which means it is safe today and Li Mochou will not appear until tomorrow.

This made Wu Gong breathe a sigh of relief.

The way he looks now is almost the same as a cripple, he can't run away even if he wants to.

"Tomorrow, no matter what, we have to find a way to leave Lujiazhuang.

Although I am very grateful for their life-saving grace, I never say thank you for the big favor.

If we become more developed in the future, it will not be too late to help them take revenge. "

It gets dark quickly.

The food sent by the slaves at Lujiazhuang.

Wu Gong took a hasty bite, then felt tired and prepared to go to bed to escape tomorrow.

But who would have thought that a man's voice came from above.

"Throw it up."

This voice is extremely powerful.

But what Wu Gong was more concerned about was that there was actually a person on his roof, but he was stunned and didn't hear a sound.

Looking out the window, a shadow floated high into the sky from the window.

Immediately afterwards, there is the second way.

A younger man's voice came from below again: "What are you doing?"

Then, the man jumped from the ground to the roof.

It's just that his footsteps are very heavy. Compared with the previous footsteps that made no sound, the sound of his footsteps is as harsh as thunder.

He wandered on the roof for a long time, walking from east to west, from west to north, as if he was looking for something, but he never found it.

At this time, another woman's voice came from below: "Master Lu, there is no need to chase him. My husband-in-law also has good intentions."

"What kind intention?" The man on the roof jumped down from the roof, and his words were full of questioning: "The good intention is to take my daughter away from me?"

Lu Erniang took the lead and said, "Husband, Mr. Wu is afraid that the devil will harm Shuang'er and Ying'er, so he must have hidden them in a safe place."

The man was silent for a moment before saying, "If this is the case, this is the only way."

However, Lu Erniang then said: "Wu Sanniang, I forgot that there is a little brother in Zhuangzi who was rescued a few days ago. The devil is cruel and ruthless. This little brother is not from my Lu family. There is no need." Being implicated by our Lu family, my husband and I discussed sending him away tomorrow, but now that the devil is approaching, it is really too late.

That devil wants the lives of our Lu family. You are not a Lu family, so our couple would like to ask you to take care of this little brother. "

"this"

The people below seemed to be thinking about what to do.

Suddenly I heard a soft song floating in the distance: "Ask the world, what is love, can it teach life and death?" Every time I sang a word, I got much closer. The man came so fast, and before the third sentence of the song, Rest, we have arrived outside the door.

Wu Gong also heard this song, and he felt cold sweat breaking out on top of his head.

"Fairy Chi Lian" - Li Mochou arrived early.

Wu Gong broke out in cold sweat.

An idea suddenly appeared in my mind.

That is, the world may not operate exactly as it does in the novel.

If you act completely according to the novel.

Then it is very likely that you will die without a burial place. This is a real world, not a game that can be conquered!

The opportunity to choose, just like in his previous life, was still only once.

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