Zombieland: I Have a Tomb of God

Father Wu was also anxious. If there were any vampires here, he would report them immediately.

After all, this thing is very dangerous.

"I definitely haven't seen it, but a few days ago, a foreign zombie appeared in the Qinglong Village next door, and was killed by Uncle Jiu and Ling Xiao.

That thing is definitely a foreign zombie!"

The mayor quickly replied

"God bless, luckily Uncle Jiu has conquered it, but if that is true, I will have to report it. By the way, where is the body of the vampire?"

After hearing that the vampire was conquered, Father Wu was shocked by Uncle Jiu's strength, but he also realized the seriousness of the matter.

"He must have been taken away by Uncle Jiu and his men!"

The mayor answered truthfully.

"Ah? That's a problem. I wonder if I can get the vampire's body from Uncle Jiu before the priest arrives, so that I can report to him!"

Father Wu was anxious when he heard that the zombie was in Uncle Jiu's hands.

Of course, he also had his own selfish motives. If the zombie was in his hands, it would mean that the credit this time would be theirs.

A vampire, maybe he could become a bishop!

However, after hearing what Father Wu said, David's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Well, in that case, let's invite Uncle Jiu and the others to dinner tonight. First, to ease the relationship between everyone. Second, Father, you can ask Uncle Jiu if he can get the vampire's body!

What do you think?"

David said with a smile.

The mayor on the side was immediately anxious when he heard it. He had to meet Uncle Jiu again? What if he was killed? They all knew that Boss Wu died last night.

He met Uncle Jiu the first day and he was gone the next day. They didn't believe him when he said he had no relationship.

""Great, Mr. David, you are so kind to us, the Lord's servants. The Lord will bless you!"

Father Wu was naturally excited.

It would be best if they had someone to help them since they were unfamiliar with the place.

""Okay, Father. See you tonight. Go and have some rest. We will prepare the new church tomorrow!"

David said with a smile.

"Thank you very much. We will go and inform the elders in the church. Hallelujah, may the Lord bless you!!"

Father Wu stood up happily and walked out of the reception room with a group of missionaries.

"David, what do you mean? If Uncle Jiu gets angry, something bad will happen to us!"

The mayor asked anxiously.

"Hahahaha, Dad, you don't understand. If my plan succeeds, there will be no Uncle Nine and Ling Xiao from now on!"

However, after hearing the mayor's words, David burst into laughter.

""Son, are you okay? Is your brain damaged?"

The mayor was anxious for a moment, thinking that his son had been beaten stupid.

"I'm fine. Since Christianity has clergy, we just need to lure him over, and then tonight we will have a Hongmen Banquet targeting Uncle Jiu and his friends. Of course, the people to be killed are not Uncle Jiu and his friends, but Father Wu and his friends.

As long as Father Wu and his friends die after the banquet tonight, when the clergy of the church come, the first people they will look for will be Uncle Jiu and his friends! ? Do you think the clergy will spare Uncle Jiu and his friends? And we just need to reap the benefits, right?"

David smiled and said.

However, as soon as he said this, the mayor's eyes lit up, but he frowned again soon.

"Then how can we let Uncle Jiu and his men kill Father Wu? With Uncle Jiu's personality, it is impossible for him to deal with people like Father Wu."

The mayor was puzzled.

"Who said we should let Uncle Jiu and his men do it? Can't we just kill them in secret? Then we can just say it was Uncle Jiu and his men who did it, who knows if it's true or not?"

David said proudly, and the mayor's eyes lit up when he heard it.

"Great, let’s do it!"

The mayor nodded happily.

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Meanwhile, Uncle Jiu and his team had already processed all the ghost money printed the day before.

After hearing that Uncle Jiu’s personally printed ghost money was for sale, the people around gathered around and quickly snapped up all of Uncle Jiu’s first batch of ghost money.

After deducting the cost, they made 40 dollars directly.

Although it’s not much, they only printed for more than two hours yesterday.

That’s equivalent to making 20 dollars an hour if they were working at full capacity.

This is much more money than before.

Of course, it’s still a lot less than Uncle Jiu’s current appearance fee.

But Uncle Jiu was still very happy, after all, the price he set for the first sale was the lowest, and they were all small denominations.

When they are changed to large denominations in the future, the efficiency will go up.

By then, it will be normal for him to make fifty or sixty dollars an hour.

330 prints for ten hours a day, that’s five or six hundred.

Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu laughed on the way home

"Hehe, it was so exciting just now. Look at the mayor and David. They were all beaten like dogs!"

On the way, Qiu Sheng sighed with satisfaction.

Yesterday, David humiliated him for having no money and no looks. Today, he is unlucky.

"Yes, yes, those missionaries were also beaten and fled away in panic. It looked so funny!"

Wencai was also gloating

"What's so funny! Do you know that we ascetics have been beaten and run away more often than them?"

However, the two were immediately glared at by Uncle Jiu.

It was normal for people like them to be misunderstood in any era. When he first came to Renjia Town, no one paid attention to him, and he was even driven out when he took a job.

What's the difference between him and Father Wu now!?

"Hey, Master, when are we going to move? Life is so hard these days."

However, Ling Xiao on the side sighed and spoke helplessly.

When he said this, Uncle Jiu and the other two were stunned.

Seeing Ling Xiao's sad face, this was something the three of them rarely saw.

"Wow, Big Brother, you are worried too! ?"

"Hahaha, Senior Brother, why are you unhappy? Tell me and make me happy!"

Wencai Qiusheng instantly started to gloat over the misfortune.

However, when Ling Xiao said the next sentence, the two of them almost died of anger.

"Isn't it Miss Ren and Annie who asked me out for dinner tonight? Who can I go out with? I have to refuse them all. This woman is too troublesome!"

Ling Xiao had a headache. He would rather fight ten zombie kings than think about these speechless things.

As soon as he said this, Qiu Shengwen's smile froze.

"Depend on!!!"

""Fuck!!!"

The two cursed at the same time.

They both worried about having a girlfriend everyday, but Ling Xiao was worried about having two girls chasing after him. What kind of world was this?

"Move, I can leave once I find a way to solve the problem of this church."

As for Uncle Jiu, he was naturally happy. His apprentice had two such beautiful girls fighting for him. As a master, he was naturally happy to see

"Okay, I'll find a time tonight to deal with him."

Ling Xiao immediately spoke seriously after hearing this.

However, it was just the evil spirit array, and it was still very easy to deal with.

"You kid, do you really want to just leave like this? You will regret it later! Some things, if you miss them, they are gone."

However, after hearing Ling Xiao's words, Uncle Jiu seemed to recall something and spoke to Ling Xiao in a deep voice.

"Hey! From the tone of the master's voice, it seems like there is a story behind this.

Qiu Sheng, who was standing by, immediately became curious.

"Could it be that the master has had some emotional experience?"

Wencai also had a gossipy look on his face.

""Get lost, your master is devoted to the pursuit of truth, how could I think about these things!"

Uncle Jiu's face turned red and he denied it directly, striding forward.

"Wow, big brother, do you know what's going on?"

"Right, right, right, what's going on? Master, don't you think you have a lover? Is it one of the aunts?"

Wencai Qiusheng asked Ling Xiao eagerly when he saw Uncle Jiu was shy.

Ling Xiao also smiled mysteriously.

"You don't know this. When Master went to Maoshan to learn martial arts, he was only fourteen or fifteen years old. At that time, he had a childhood sweetheart.

Unfortunately, when Master returned from his studies, the girl had already married for a living. Master found me while traveling around the world, and finally settled down in Renjia Town!

According to Master, that girl was the most beautiful girl in Master's hometown. What a pity!"

Ling Xiao shook his head helplessly.

Uncle Jiu, who was walking in front, changed his expression.

""Stinky boy, where did you hear that? There is no such thing, don't frame your master! By the way, I have something else to do in Yizhuang, I'm leaving first!"

Uncle Jiu was immediately anxious. He had never told anyone about this matter! After saying that

, he hurriedly left this place of trouble.

���Jiushu was so anxious that Wencai Qiusheng didn't know that this was true.

"Wow, Master is so pitiful!"

Wencai looked very sad, as if he was the protagonist of the story.

"That's right, Senior Brother, if you really run away, then Miss Ren and Annie will be at a big loss if they get married in the future."

Qiu Sheng also hurriedly advised.

Ling Xiao rolled his eyes when he heard this. Why did he bring it up again ?

"You guys are talking as if I can marry them all."

Ling Xiao glared at the two of them.

"It's not impossible! Isn't it normal to have several concubines these days?"

"That's right, with the strength of the eldest brother, marrying seven or eight of him is no big deal!"

Wencai Qiusheng nodded again.

As soon as the two of them spoke, Ling Xiao rolled his eyes. He didn't bother to pay attention to the two of them and chased after Uncle Jiu.

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At the same time, a phone call was made from the county town to the church headquarters in the Celestial Empire. The church headquarters stood in the mountains. A magnificent western cathedral quietly suppressed the mountains.

In the garden of the cathedral, a blonde woman wearing golden armor was standing there with a sword in her hand.

Her eyes seemed to be looking through the clouds towards the endless starry sky.

"Dear Her Majesty Kesha, a resident priest sent a message that he found traces of vampires!

His Majesty the Archbishop attaches great importance to this, because that place once caused us to lose a distinguished holy priest, so this time you have to go in person."

However, at this moment, a bishop in gorgeous clothes came over respectfully and spoke respectfully to the blonde woman.

"Got it, I'll leave as soon as possible!"

Kaisha said slowly, then she pulled out the golden sword stuck in the ground.

After that, she put the sword on her back and walked towards the other end of the huge garden.

There was actually a plane parked here. Although it was the most honest kind of plane that could only accommodate two people, Ling Xiao would definitely be shocked when he saw it.

After all, this is incompatible with the world where Uncle Jiu is.

But in fact, the timeline where Uncle Jiu is located is from 1925 to 1930, a period of the late warlord separatism.

At this time, there were not many planes in the Celestial Empire, but there were still some.

As the most prosperous church at the time, Christianity naturally had its own planes.

After getting on the plane, Kaisha flew rapidly in the direction of Renjia Town.

At this time, Uncle Jiu and the others naturally didn't know that they thought the clergy of the church were already heading in their direction.

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"What? The mayor invited us to dinner! ?"

In the evening, Annie came to the charity cemetery to help her cousin entertain guests.

When she heard that they were here to treat Uncle Jiu and the others, Annie naturally came happily.

After all, she could see Ling Xiao more.

"Master! He and his son David definitely have bad intentions!"

However, Qiu Sheng, who was standing by, was the first to shout when he heard this.

""Huh? My cousin may be a bit annoying, but he shouldn't be like this, right?"

Annie was stunned.

"There are some things you don't understand yet. Let me tell you, your cousin and the mayor are not good people. I don't know how many people in Renjia Town have been harmed by them!"

After hearing Annie's words, Qiu Sheng hurried out and exposed the mayor's true face.

Annie was so scared that she covered her mouth.

"Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

Uncle Jiu, who was standing by, immediately glared at Qiu Sheng.

"Annie, go back and tell them that we will be there on time!"

After thinking for a while, Uncle Jiu spoke directly.

Hongmen Banquet? Uncle Jiu still doesn't believe it. How can they harm Uncle Jiu and his people?

"Ah? Uncle Jiu, Brother Ling Xiao, why don’t you not go? If my uncle is really against you, it will be troublesome!"

Annie immediately said anxiously.

For her, cousins and uncles are not as important as Ling Xiao.

"It doesn't matter, they don't have the ability to harm us yet!"

However, Ling Xiao, who had been silent all the time, also spoke up at this time.

"Okay, I'll go back and tell them!!"

Annie was worried when she saw Uncle Jiu and the others were so persistent, but she didn't say anything else and left the charity cemetery directly.

"Senior Brother, what do you think these people are going to do?"

"Yes, it can't be as simple as treating me to a meal! ?"

Even if Wencai Qiusheng had a low IQ, he could tell at this moment that this banquet was not a good thing.

"No matter what they do, we can just eat our own food when the time comes!"

Ling Xiao smiled slightly, not caring at all. He was too lazy to guess these things. After all, he would know when the time came.

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Night falls quickly

"Father Wu is here!!"

Following the voice of a waiter on the second floor of the reception building, Father Wu and the bald missionary came up the stairs from the first floor.

""Father, you are finally here! Welcome, welcome!"

David smiled and hurriedly greeted Father Wu when he saw him coming up.

"Sorry for being late, the glory of the Lord is with you!"

Father Wu smiled and prayed for everyone present.

"Come on, Father, let me introduce you to him!"

David also said with a smile

"This is my father, the mayor of Renjia Town!"

David first pretended to introduce his father.

After all, Boss Wang was present and he couldn't let him know that these people from the church were hired by them.

"Hello, Mayor!"

Although Father Wu didn't know what was going on, he still smiled and greeted the mayor.

The mayor nodded with a smile.

"This is my cousin, Boss Wang, who is also the owner of this restaurant! Next to him is my cousin Annie."

David then introduced Boss Wang and Annie.

Unlike the original novel, Annie in this life was influenced by Ling Xiao and Uncle Jiu, and she was not very interested in Christianity even when she was abroad.

After all, after seeing real ghosts, she felt that Christianity was not as reliable as Taoism.

Besides, her beloved was a Taoist, so she naturally would not get in touch with these.

Therefore, when faced with the introduction, she just politely nodded to Father Wu.

"Everyone, enjoy your meal. I won't accompany you any longer!"

However, Boss Wang smiled and apologized before getting up and leaving. If he hadn't invited Uncle Jiu, he would have left long ago.

After all, the people around him were not good people.

No one around him cared about his departure.

"This gentleman is the owner of Ruyi Casino! This one is the owner of the tobacco shop."

David continued to introduce

"Oh, hello everyone!" (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

Father Wu grew up abroad and his Chinese (aifi) is not very good. He doesn't understand the specific meaning of gambling houses and tobacco houses, but he can still roughly guess it. Of course, he can only say hello with a smile.

"By the way, these two are the proprietresses of Phoenix House!"

David then introduced the last two women who were dressed up in fancy clothes.

"Phoenix Tower?"

Father Wu was a little confused.[]

"Oh, it’s chicken! A chicken cook!"

After thinking about it, David was a little confused and didn’t know how to translate it, so he just said something casually.

"Oh! So you are a chicken shop. It seems that your chicken is delicious!"

Father Wu suddenly realized that the other party was a fried chicken shop.

"We can go to the two bosses' houses and try their chickens later!"

At the same time, Father Wu and the bald missionary beside him smiled and suggested.

The missionary nodded again and again.

This scene immediately embarrassed the people around, but it was hard to say anything.

"By the way, why haven't Uncle Jiu and the others come yet?"

Father Wu looked around curiously and asked doubtfully.

"It should be soon!"

David was also a little confused.

However, at this time, they didn't know that a head popped up from the stairs.

It was Uncle Jiu.

When Uncle Jiu saw Father Wu dressed as a priest, he immediately became angry.

He turned around and walked downstairs.

""Master, what's wrong with you!"

Ling Xiao was confused!

"That's right, Master, why are you leaving when there is free food and drinks?!"

"Yes, yes, now that you are here, why don’t you finish eating and drinking before leaving? ?"

Wencai Qiusheng was also anxious.

You can’t come to Yingbinlou every day, and a simple meal will cost several dollars.

"What's wrong? Look at that old man, he's wearing their Taoist robes and he looks like he's going to fight. We can't lose in momentum. I'll go back and change into a set of Taoist robes!"

Uncle Jiu was immediately anxious. If he lost in momentum, wouldn't it be embarrassing for him?

""Ahem, Master, I have something here for you to put on first!"

Ling Xiao was speechless when he heard this, but he still took out the spare Taoist robe from his own God's Tomb space and gave it to Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu also put it on quickly.

At the same time, he asked for Ling Xiao's Red Flame Mithril Sword and looked like he was going to exorcise the demon.

"Let's go!!!"

Uncle Jiu waved his hand and took the somewhat embarrassed Ling Xiao and the happy Wencai Qiu Sheng directly to the second floor.

"Uncle Nine Arrives~~~"

Following a shout from the waiter, Uncle Nine came up with Ling Xiao and his three brothers in a menacing manner.

This scene instantly frightened everyone on the second floor and they quickly stood up.

""Son, Uncle Jiu is not going to take action, is he?"

The mayor was so scared that he was sweating profusely, and his hands were shaking as he wiped the sweat off his face.

""Shouldn't it be possible?"

David was also a little anxious.

But he still walked over.

""Uncle Jiu, you are finally here. Please take a seat!"

David respectfully invited Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu nodded and went directly to the main seat in front of the table and sat down.

His momentum instantly frightened the gangsters present and made them dare not speak.

Even the boss of the casino was not as arrogant as before.

"Brother Ling Xiao, come over to my side!"

Annie had already reserved a seat for Ling Xiao.

"Okay!"

Ling Xiao saw that there were no other seats around and could only sit next to him.

"Ahem, Uncle Jiu, Father Wu, my father invited everyone to dinner today because he wanted everyone to get to know each other. It doesn’t matter whether the church is reopened or not.

What’s important is that we practice democracy and practice multiple religions.

I believe that all the wise elders present here mean this. What do you think?"

David said with a smile.

"Right, right, right!!"

"Sir David is right!"

"We agree too!!"

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Several bosses around also nodded quickly.

"Wow, it's pretty good, all the famous people are here!"

Uncle Jiu looked at these bosses who were full of evil and couldn't help but sneered.

When he said this, several bosses around him were shocked.

But they could only respond with a wry smile.

"Come on, everyone, eat and chat! Eat and chat!"

David quickly broke the awkwardness and invited everyone to eat.

Even Ling Xiao was a little impressed by his thick-skinned look.

If this kid didn't live in such a small town, he would have a bright future!

Wencai Qiusheng was not polite when he heard that the meal was about to start. He picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

Before coming, Uncle Jiu said that even if they were poisoned, they couldn't be poisoned with Ling Xiao here.

Uncle Jiu was not polite either. He picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

"In fact, Taoism in the Celestial Empire is like Peking duck, with a history of thousands of years. Chinese people know how to eat it, but foreigners don’t know how to eat it!" As

Uncle Jiu spoke, he wrapped a piece of roast duck in dough and put it in his mouth.

"Oh, the good thing about Taoism is that it guides people to be good! Unfortunately, the bad thing about it is that it leads people to superstition!"

However, Father Wu, who was standing by, smiled and spoke after hearing Uncle Jiu's words.

At the same time, he clumsily began to perform according to Uncle Jiu's instructions.

"In fact, faith is just like eating roast duck. As long as you eat it, it doesn’t matter how you eat it."

After saying this, Father Wu also prepared a piece of roast duck wrapped in dough, and then ate it with a smile.

"Wow, I didn’t expect that the priest also knows how to eat roast duck!"

"Yes, yes, it’s incredible!"

""Great!"

When the people around saw Uncle Jiu being scolded, they immediately praised Father Wu happily.

Father Wu smiled and chewed.

Suddenly, his old face changed, and his whole face turned purple. He was obviously choked.

He quickly picked up a glass of wine and drank it down. Only then did he feel better.

"Cough, cough, cough!!!

Father Wu started coughing violently.

"Facts have proven that if you offend the Grandmaster, you might choke to death!"

Uncle Jiu said with disdain.

"What is the ancestor master?"

Father Wu calmed down a little and asked with some doubt.

"Oh, that's what great grandfather meant!"

David at the side quickly replied

"Oh, Uncle Jiu, your great grandfather is still alive. Please say hello to him for me!"

Father Wu said quickly after hearing this.

Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly when he saw Father Wu's expression.

"Uncle Jiu, this is the way it is. We just hope that everyone can make money in harmony after this time!"

David took the opportunity to speak.

"Well, it's okay to make money in harmony, but don't expect us to be in collusion with you! Are you full? ? Let's go after you're full!"

Uncle Jiu glanced coldly at the people around him and stood up to leave.

""Ah? Are you leaving now?"

Wencai Qiusheng was stunned. He quickly took the roast chicken and tore it in half before standing up.

""Miss Annie, I'm leaving first. I'll treat you to dinner later!"

Ling Xiao also stood up and prepared to leave together.

"Brother Ling Xiao, I will go with you!"

Annie also stood up quickly.

"Please wait a moment!"

Seeing Uncle Jiu and the others were about to leave, Father Wu immediately became anxious and stood up quickly.

"Father, what else do you want?"

Ling Xiao looked at Father Wu's anxious expression and asked calmly.

"Oh, you must be Taoist Ling Xiao, right? I heard that you killed a vampire two days ago. Is that true?"

After seeing Ling Xiao, Father Wu smiled and said,

"That's right!"

Ling Xiao heard that it was this matter.

"Oh, that vampire is the target of our church's pursuit. I wonder if Taoist Ling Xiao can return the body to us!!"

After hearing Ling Xiao's words, Father Wu immediately said with embarrassment.

"Wow, old man, you are really thick-skinned!"

"That’s right, when the vampires were killing people, you church people were nowhere to be found, and now you come to claim the corpses of the zombies after they’ve killed them! ?"

"That’s right, I think you old man are dreaming!"

"Yes, you are dreaming!"

However, as soon as Father Wu said this, Qiu Sheng, who was a talented writer, started to curse him.

Although Father Wu's Chinese was not perfect, he was also scolded until his face turned red.

If it wasn't for the performance evaluation, he wouldn't want to come here to embarrass himself.

"So it's this little thing, but are you sure you need it! ?"

However, Ling Xiao on the side just laughed.

"Thank you so much, Taoist Ling Xiao! I really need it, and I can pay you some money for it!"

Father Wu was immediately excited when he heard it.

Even David and the mayor were stunned. Is Ling Xiao so easy to talk to?

"Forget about the money, but unfortunately, he may not be what you imagined, you have to be mentally prepared!"

However, Ling Xiao smiled strangely.

After saying that, without waiting for everyone around to react, he waved his right hand directly into the void.

"Buzz!!!!!"

Instantly, the space fluctuated, and a space crack appeared directly in front of everyone.

Endless Yin Qi burst out from the crack.

"Bang, bang, bang, bang!!!"

In an instant, all the light bulbs within a radius of several kilometers shattered at this moment.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh!!!"

Gusts of violent dark wind began to blow wildly in all directions.

"What is going on! ?"

"What happened, what is that!?"

"What did Taoist Ling Xiao come up with!"

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This scene instantly shocked everyone present, their eyes widened and they screamed in horror.

Father Wu and the missionary were also pale because of the violent wind.

""Bang, Boom!!!"

The next moment, two loud noises were heard, and a pair of dry claws stretched out from the space crack and pressed on both sides of the crack. The entire crack was instantly pulled open.

""Roar!!!!"

Then, a terrifying roar came from the other side of the crack.

Then, a figure wearing a black cloak and with red eyes flashing came out from the depths of the space crack.

The figure was more than two meters tall, and the moment he walked out, the whole world darkened!

"I heard that you were looking for me! ?"

At this moment, a hoarse voice burst out from the mouth of the vampire.

At the same time, his ruthless eyes looked coldly at Father Wu who was already trembling with fear.

The cold and gloomy voice seemed to freeze time.

"Ghost!!!"

"There's a ghost, run!!"

"This is a zombie, no, this is a foreign zombie!!!"

………………

In an instant, everyone in the restaurant that David brought screamed in fear.

Not to mention them, even Uncle Jiu felt the powerful strength of this high-level hairy zombie and his eyes became extremely solemn. Fortunately, he knew that this was a zombie raised by Ling Xiao.

Only Annie hid behind Ling Xiao and closed her eyes tightly the moment the space crack opened.

Even though the people around her were screaming, she felt that everyone was safe beside Ling Xiao.