Wrath of the Immortal
Chapter 1328: A feast for the senses
"Either shut up or come with me, it's your choice!"
Xiao Chen was too lazy to talk nonsense, his face darkened, and he said sternly.
"Boss, can't I just shut up?"
Kunpeng drooped his head and replied very depressedly.
After saying that, he turned into a small bird and stood on Xiao Chen's shoulder.
The two left the formation, Xiao Chen hid his aura and went straight to the right front.
This forest of trees is so big, boundless, and seems to have no end.
Xiao Chen shuttled back and forth in the forest. More than ten hours passed and he still didn't come out.
So, after several more hours, there was still no result.
"Boss, if you don't let me speak, why not kill me?"
Kunpeng couldn't hold it in any longer, so he communicated via voice transmission.
"Don't talk..."
Xiao Chen glared at Kunpeng and shouted angrily.
"I don't want to talk either! It's too boring."
"We two grown men can't look down on each other!"
"Tell me, is this Emperor Taihao's Mansion or whose cemetery it is?"
"..."
Kunpeng didn't care whether Xiao Chen paid attention to him or not, and kept talking to himself.
"What if it's neither?"
Xiao Chen stopped, looked to the right, and said solemnly.
"Boss, what did you find?"
"Damn it, what kind of breath is this?"
"Is it possible that you encountered a monster?"
"..."
Kunpeng sensed the danger and said with a panicked expression.
"Ouch!!!"
At this moment, a hostile roar came from a place not far away.
It can be heard from the voice that the monster beast has a very high level of cultivation and is good at hiding.
If you act rashly, even if you can kill the opponent, you will still have to pay a certain price.
"Boss, what should we do now?"
Kunpeng stared into the distance and asked worriedly.
"We are passing by here, there is no need to cause trouble."
"Go over and have a chat with him and see what his attitude is."
"If this demon is easy to talk to, just ask for valuable information."
"..."
Xiao Chen thought for a while and quickly expressed his decision.
"Boss, are you sure you're not kidding me?"
"The monsters here are most likely to be wild beasts."
"What if someone is hungry and eats me in one bite?"
"..."
Kunpeng didn't dare to take risks alone, so he shook his head and said.
"He is a demon, and you are also a demon. Are you afraid of a hammer?"
Xiao Chen glared at Kunpeng and said angrily.
"Boss, I can go and ask."
"If there is danger, you have to help me!"
"I don't want to be that guy's food."
"..."
Kunpeng confessed, and then flew over with his whole body trembling.
Not long after, a huge monster appeared in the darkness.
Seeing the guy's appearance clearly, Kunpeng was so frightened that he turned around and ran away.
The look of that guy was so terrifying that it could scare people to death.
This demon has big ears, has a human face, but has the body of a beast.
There were two snakes hanging from its ears, constantly spitting out snake letters.
The demon saw a bird flying and came to Kunpeng in an instant.
"My mother! What kind of monster are you..."
After watching it from a close distance, Kunpeng was so frightened that he peed and his whole body trembled.
The guy in front of me was nothing more than a monster. He was simply a rotting corpse that had been dead for many years.
Its neck was twisted, its hair was disheveled, and it only had one hand like old tree bark.
If you look carefully, there is only a little flesh left on his neck.
It's just this little bit of flesh, but it can withstand the force of tens of thousands of pounds, and the head can be hung on it perfectly.
As long as this monster moves, its head will swing in front of its chest, which is indescribably creepy.
"What a small pen bird!!!"
The monster stared at Kunpeng and said with his mouth full of shit.
Others may use this word if their words are too unpleasant.
When this guy talks, what comes out of his mouth is real feces.
Kunpeng was so close that he couldn't dodge and was immediately sprayed in the face.
The stench reverberated, and Kunpeng groaned and vomited.
"Why are you vomiting? Don't you like the food I gave you?"
The monster spoke again, this time with obvious anger in his voice.
This time, Kunpeng learned from past mistakes and responded quickly.
He flapped his wings and dodged the spray of feces at an astonishing speed.
"I like your uncle, you piece of shit, give me this?"
Kunpeng was furious, wiped the feces from his face, and cursed loudly.
After saying that, in order to prove that he was strong, he immediately transformed into a human form.
"You dare to scold me? Do you know who I am?"
The monster looked gloomy and asked angrily.
"Aren't you just a monster? A stupid thing."
When Kunpeng spoke, he quickly raised his middle finger.
He originally wanted to use the most humiliating way to insult the other party.
Unexpectedly, the monster grinned when he saw the middle finger.
Although this smile contained unspeakable fear, it could be seen that it was a kind smile.
"Thank you for complimenting me. It's been a long time since anyone gave me the middle finger."
"I am a god, the legendary god. You can call me Shelong."
"After they killed me, they called me strange names. I didn't like that name."
"..."
Shelong seemed to have opened up his chatterbox and started talking nonstop to Kunpeng.
He told Kunpeng that many gods died in the divine world in a great war many years ago.
Some of the gods were moved out of the God Realm after their death and buried here.
He had had enough of such a dark life and wanted Kunpeng to take him away.
"Friend, as long as you take me out of here, I will give you delicious food..."
Shelong flashed to Kunpeng's side and spoke expectantly.
After saying that, in order to fulfill his promise, he sprayed wildly on the ground.
Not long after, there was a pile of feces half as tall as a man in front of Kunpeng.
"Brother, don't be stunned, eat quickly!"
"It's hot and tastes great. I guarantee you'll want it again."
"Take me away from here. From now on, I will prepare you delicious food every day."
"..."
Shelong looked at the food in front of him and wanted to take a bite, but finally held back.
This thing was so delicious in Shelong's eyes that Kunpeng almost died of nausea.
"Brother, how can I eat such a good thing by myself?"
"Otherwise, you eat first so that I can learn how the gods eat."
"When I learn how to do it, how about calling my friend over and I eat with him?"
"..."
In order to appease Shelong, Kunpeng could only speak with a smile.
In fact, in his heart, he had already scolded the eighteen generations of Shelong's ancestors.
You are a piece of shit, and the one who rides the horse is a god?
Is there a god like you who eats feces?
If I couldn't beat you, I would have slapped you to death.
"Do you still have friends? Hurry up and call us to eat together!"
Shelong's eyes lit up and he said hurriedly.
"Uh... that friend of mine doesn't seem to like eating..."
It wasn't that Kunpeng didn't want to finish his words, but that he didn't dare to continue.
Because as soon as he said this, Shelong's body released a monstrous murderous intention.
Kunpeng was certain that Shelong could kill him just with this killing intent.
"If my friend doesn't like this, what else can he like to eat? This is the best for him."
In order to survive, Kunpeng had no choice but to change his words temporarily and betrayed Xiao Chen without any moral ethics.
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