What Should I Do If I Can’T Die?

"Acridine~"

Song Shi's landing scared a group of geese living here and screamed.

However, the geese were not afraid. Instead, they came around angrily and pecked Song Shi's bare buttocks with their mouths.

Well, under the power of the void, Song Shi's clothes had been damaged a long time ago, and she was basically naked at the moment.

When his butt was attacked, Song Shi shrank his body, a circle of blazing golden light erupted, protecting his vital parts, and he hurriedly pulled out his head.

"Bah bah."

He spit out a few mouthfuls of mud, grabbed the guy who was pecking his asshole with his backhand, and said angrily: "Your uncle, where are you pecking at?"

"Uh-huh~"

This group of big white geese screamed louder, and even released a circle of strong wind to attack.

"Hey, it's quite fierce?"

Song Shi slapped them, and a heat wave rolled and spread, sending this special group of geese flying.

"Quack~"

The tone of these guys changed again, and they looked frightened. Most of them didn't dare to come forward anymore. Only the guy who pecked Song Shi's asshole swooped over again with persistence.

"I happen to be hungry!"

Song Shi muttered.

A quarter of an hour later, in the grass not far from the big white goose, a fireball burned blazingly.

Song Shi looked at the roast goose turning golden on the fireball and couldn't help but swallowed his saliva.

Just as he was about to take out some spices, Song Shi was shocked to find that all his storage bags had fallen off, and only the storage ring was still there.

"Fortunately, I put everything in a storage ring...otherwise I would have become a poor man."

Fortunately, Song Shi found the seasoning in the storage ring and sprinkled it on the roast goose. The aroma was immediately richer.

He hurriedly tore off a goose leg, bit into it, and was stunned.

"Woo~"

Amidst the whining sound, Song Shi swallowed a few big mouthfuls and sighed: "The giant meat is so delicious, much more delicious than the meat of ferocious beasts!"

He hurriedly pulled off the other goose leg, took a bite from the left side, and enjoyed it from the right side.

The big white geese in the distance shivered, lowered their heads and became quiet.

Whoosh!

A ray of light appeared, transforming into a fair and fat young man with a sinister appearance and a cultivation level at the Foundation Building Late Stage level.

Song Shi's expression changed and he hurriedly extinguished the fireball technique.

However, the fat man sniffed his nostrils, swiped his nose and locked onto Song Shi's position, and said angrily: "Who is grilling meat here?"

Song Shi stood up awkwardly: "Brother, would you like some?"

Wu Shansheng saw the roast goose in Song Shi's hand, turned to look at the quiet swan, and was stunned: "You...you dare to roast the swan in the palace!"

"Ah, are these guys swans?"

Song Shi was surprised: "I thought it was just an ordinary white goose."

"Fart, they are swans, where did you come from, to be so bold!"

Wu Shansheng scolded: "Do you know that it is a serious crime to secretly eat the royal birds in the palace?"

"Well, I'm new here, so I don't know very well."

Song Shi was embarrassed, but not afraid. The worst thing he could do was go home.

He shrugged: "You see it's like this, do you want some?"

"You...how could you do this!"

Wu Shansheng pointed at Song Shi and his eyes fell on the golden and oily roast goose. He walked over and grabbed the roast goose. He swallowed and said righteously: "Give it to me. If this elder discovers it, the crime tools must be confiscated. You wait." Go down and explain to the law enforcement elder yourself!"

Song Shi took a bite of the goose leg and squinted: "Why do I feel that you really want to eat it? You won't eat it secretly later, right?"

"How could I, Wu Shansheng, know the law and break the law? Even if I threw it away today, I wouldn't be able to eat it secretly."

Wu Shansheng held his head high and said, "You can doubt my appearance, but you must not doubt my character."

"It tastes good when it's hot, otherwise it won't taste good when it's cold."

Song Shi pointed at the roast goose and took another delicious bite.

Wu Shansheng's eyes changed and he hummed: "I never like to waste food, so I reluctantly disposed of it here!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he grabbed the roast goose and gnawed it wildly, then groaned: "Wow...it smells so delicious, how did you roast it?"

"Fireball."

Song Shi said calmly. Seeing Wu Shansheng gnawing wildly, he snatched a goose wing with his hands and curled his lips: "Elder Wu, you look a bit ugly when you eat."

"I can't help it, it's too fragrant. I have never eaten such delicious roast goose in my life."

Wu Shansheng reveals his true colors, a typical foodie.

"Is there any wine?"

Song Shi feels like something is wrong.

"have."

Being reminded like this, Wu Shansheng took out a wine bottle, two wine glasses, a table and matching stools, and even peanuts. Song Shi was stunned for a moment.

"This elder, what is your identity and how do you address yourself?"

Wu Shansheng asked curiously.

"My name is Song Shi. I am a new elder. I am not familiar with the outer sect. I don't know why I broke in here."

Song Shi really didn't know how he got in. He fell out of the depths of the void and came here.

"It turns out to be Elder Song. There are indeed many formations in the palace. Don't run around in the future. If you are unlucky, you may encounter a killing formation. That will be dangerous."

Wu Shansheng means a lot, but I don’t know if I believe it or not.

"Killing formation?"

Song Shi's heart moved: "Where is the killing array? Tell me. Be careful in the future."

Wu Shansheng stared at Song Shi: "These are secrets. Elder Song should know it. You will naturally have the opportunity to know it."

He poured two glasses of wine, and the aroma suddenly filled the air. He took a sip and looked at the roasted goose and sighed: "I don't even dare to eat these spiritual geese, but you actually dare to roast them here."

"Um, I think this goose is sick. Please help it out."

Song Shi rolled his eyes and said, in fact, he was hungry and the goose came to annoy him. If he didn't kill it, he would be sorry for the other's persistence.

"Oh~"

Wu Shansheng smiled, and his eyes fell on a big goose in the distance: "This goose looks like it is sick. How about you take a look at it?"

"Good guy!"

Song Shi was speechless. She met someone who had the same feelings. She was as shameless as him.

"Then let me check."

Whoosh!

A phantom came out, and the big fat goose hiding behind a tree screamed and was caught by an evil hand.

A few minutes later, Song Shi set up an iron pot to stew the goose, had a drink with Wu Shansheng, and asked in a low voice: "These geese are not yours, right?"

"I am the elder in charge of the outer sect's spiritual birds and Spirit Beasts. Do you think they are under my control?"

Wu Shansheng said meaningfully.

"..."

Song Shi smiled and said: "What a coincidence."

"It's a coincidence. Do you know why they can't fly too high? There is a forbidden air formation here, and there are formations surrounding it. You can't get in or out without an identity token. I'm curious how you got in."

Wu Shansheng's eyes gradually became dangerous: "I doubt whether you are the new elder or not."

Song Shi noticed something was wrong and looked at the wine he took a sip of: "Isn't your wine poisonous?"

"The wine is not poisonous. There is a god pouring it into the cup. It is equivalent to the sweat medicine in the mortal world, but it is specifically targeted at the monks' energy."

Wu Shansheng swung the wine glass, "I'm not sure if you have any problems, so I can only put you down first and hand you over to the law enforcement elder."