What kind of job does such a dish play? Go home and raise pigs

"oh?"

On the matching interface, Xu Ruoguang saw the familiar ID at a glance.

Laughed immediately.

Ah Shui was a little puzzled, "What are you laughing at?"

"Didn't you see our mid laner ID? This is an electric baton."

Xu Ruoguang held back his laughter.

Electric baton, real name Hou Guoyu, YG mid laner.

Fans call him "National Jade, National Jade, Beautiful Jade in the world!"

He has a bad temper, but he always tries to reason with the mentally handicapped, and it's easy to break out.

Representatives are "Late Cancer", "Olean Ferry" and "Ocege".

At this time, he was YG's mid laner, and his professional name was Wenjian stick.

There is a famous saying that "steadiness is presumptuousness, and tower jumping is restraint."

The electric baton at this time was very, very unlucky.

At this time, korol, who was in full swing, encountered the steady stick in a game of rank. Because of korol's misoperation, the electric baton mentality exploded, and he sprayed Koro for 20 minutes in the live broadcast.

Of course, he didn't know that the person he sprayed was Koro.

And Koro made a big mistake in that game.

The results of it? Now the Weibo of the electric baton has been blasted by EDG fans for a whole month.

It is called Wanzhu Arch Pagoda in history.

When Ah Shui heard the name, he immediately froze, "It's really an electric baton? It shouldn't be, your number is only 200 points, isn't the electric baton worth more than 500 points? Why did it fall here?"

Xu Ruoguang shrugged, "Who knows, just ask."

Emperor: "Stick God?"

Sebastian: "Don't post it, it's disgusting to me, it's unlucky."

Emperor: "How did you fall here?"

Sebastian: "It can't be helped, too many mental retardations."

"Damn it, the aggressiveness of the electric baton!"

"The anchor is really not an ordinary person who can disgust the electric baton."

"I'm dying of laughter. I just came back from the stick live broadcast room. My face is still like a corpse, but I don't seem to be too angry."

Ah Shui was also curious, so Xu Ruoguang briefly talked about his love and hatred with Stick.

That period of time was when he first scored points, and he was in the pit of the electric baton.

The electric baton didn't hold back, and after the beating, he added a friend and directly made a question mark.

Can Xu Ruoguang suffer this kind of grievance? The system he just bound to.

The backhand is a question mark sent back.

Sebastian: "Don't you think your style of play is very problematic?"

Sebastian: "Huh?"

Then there was a wild spray.

In the face of the electric baton requesting interaction, Xu Ruoguang's approach is very simple, directly delete friends.

The electric baton didn't think much about it, after all, he was guilty of deleting too many of his friends.

In the second hand, the two lined up together again.

But this time, the two are facing each other.

Teacher Dadian was extremely excited, "Ruiwen is at the top of the queue, and Raiwen is very fast. I will ask him to withdraw money directly after I pass the sixth level!"

It's a pity that Xu Ruoguang collected enough pressure points after the last fight.

dark blue! Ah no, system, add points!

The ability has just reached a big level.

Twenty-seven minutes later, the teacher from Dadian sat in front of the computer blankly.

Was killed.

"This B is an actor?"

Teacher Dadian didn't believe that he had made a temporary breakthrough.

In addition to the actors, it is hard for Mr. Dadian to believe that a 3/7 rubbish Raven played in the first game, and the second player also played Raven, but the details were full and the game ended directly at 12/0.

what does it feel like

It's like when you accidentally eat a mouthful of shit and realize it's not shit, it's chocolate, but it tastes like shit.

It was this sense of astonishment.

Then he added Xu Ruoguang as a friend.

Xu Ruoguang also wanted to see what else he had to say, so he passed.

The first sentence of Mr. Dian made him a little embarrassed.

Sebastian: Are you an actor?

Emperor: Hehe.

Then I deleted the friends for the Dian teacher.

Teacher Dadian is so angry!

In fact, the story should have ended here, but Dadian knelt down twice, which is true and a bit reconciled.

So he thought about opening another before the broadcast.

Then this one came again!

There were not many people in the first district late at night, because it was not the end of the season.

Sebastian:?

After entering, the teacher from Dadian sent a question mark.

Howling in the studio.

"Ouch, I'm so stupid!"

"Why is this silly actor in the line up again? Tencent, are you xx?"

"It's so annoying!"

It was supposed to be done in seconds, but he was not reconciled to letting Mr. Dian do it himself.

I met an actor, why should I second! ?

No way, stuck here.

The result was a stalemate and entered the game.

However, what Teacher Dadian didn't expect was that Xu Ruoguang, who had just been promoted, carried the game effortlessly.

So much so that in the last wave, when Xu Ruoguang killed all five of them, even Teacher Dian couldn't help explaining to him.

"Good W! Damn it!"

"Q! A! Q! A!"

"Fuck, this flash, really decisive!"

"Have you finished killing one person? My xxx, five kills brother!"

It can be said that the face changed very quickly.

After the third round, Teacher Dadian felt that maybe he was not in good shape in the first round, and the actor's words should not let him win.

I was directly paralyzed by Xu Ruoguang's pua.

So when Xu Ruoguang sent the duo, Teacher Dadian hesitated for a while and clicked OK.

Xu Ruoguang is also a grudge, so he made an appointment with Mr. Dian.

Whoever gets C, the other person has to call him God.

For example, if Xu Ruoguang is C, the teacher of Dadian has to call him Guangshen.

And the teacher of Dadian was C, so Xu Ruoguang had to call him stick god.

As a result, the two of them lined up for a week, but Xu Ruoguang just didn't say a word.

And Teacher Dadian's light god is about to become a mantra.

As a result, when the two reached five or six hundred points, Teacher Dian became more and more unable to do what he wanted, thinking that the relationship was not bad.

He didn't want to drag Xu Ruoguang down, so he chose to separate from Xu Ruoguang and start a solo row.

After we separated, every time Xu Ruoguang called him a stick god, Mr. Dian always felt that this B was pissing him off.

I'm not a stick god anymore.

Ah Shui laughed out loud, "So that's why you queued solo at that time?"

"Yeah, I don't know what he is hypocritical about."

Xu Ruoguang was also happy.

"This one is a good one, and C is his one. It's been a long time since I played it."

"Um."

Dianyi during this period was undoubtedly Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

The top of the canyon will not be released until S7, April 17.

So during this period of time, the top rank players are basically concentrated in the first district.

Because there are the most people in the first district, and the most people can play.

But because of this, the players of Dianyi also have an inexplicable sense of superiority at this time.

They always feel that the masters of electricity crush other districts, so their strength should be stronger than those of the same rank in the suburbs.

What kind of silver is greater than or equal to the suburban platinum, and what kind of river crab is comparable to the suburban king.

It's also pretty good.

In fact, Dianyi is only better than the suburban high-end players, the ranks of real money...

It's pretty much the same in every district, maybe Dianyi's water is a bit deeper, but that's not because there are more people with real money, it's just because there are more anchors and fried fish.

They were not real money in the first place.

Having said that, for Xu Ruoguang and Ah Shui, even if Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is the case...

Not much of a challenge either.

One Hanbok top ten, one Hanbok thousand points.

It's really not difficult to play the national server master game (the trumpet used by Ah Shui).

So much so that in the middle of the night, those kings didn't want to play anymore and went offline directly.

No more people!

Originally, playing games at night was tiring, and he was tortured two or three times in a row, so how about hitting with a hammer?

It's not that I don't want to touch it, it's really unnecessary.

Playing one is more tiring than usual playing all night.

Can't win yet.

Teacher Dadian this night is sometimes heaven and sometimes hell.

On Xu Ruoguang's and Ah Shui's side, it's a paradise to lie down casually.

Row to the opposite, is hell.

I can't even beat the teacher of the University of Electricity with confidence.

"Could it be that without Xu Ruoguang, I can't win the game?"