Welfare Officer

"The king asked me to patrol the mountains, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I patrolled the south mountain, he went to the north mountain~~"

Huang Tian hummed a little tune, which was quite brisk.

The cats, dogs, cattle, sheep, and even chickens and ducks in the village could all see him, but Huang Tian was already familiar with them, so he didn't panic and didn't disturb the villagers' rest.

Instead, the rats were sneaking around and rustling, and then the weasels, some started to catch the rats, and some tried to get into the villagers' chicken coops.

As the security captain, no, he was a patrol officer, Huang Tian must protect the owner's property, no, he was to keep the animals safe.

As an important asset in the countryside, livestock are almost the treasures of the villagers. Weasels only eat rats. If you still want to eat chickens! Simply don't go overboard.

What's more, Huang Tian's new official position is the kind of thing that can cause trouble even if a fly sucks an extra mouthful of fecal juice.

What's more, it was this kind of weasel. Huang Tian immediately waved the ghost stick and rushed over to drive the weasel away.

The weasel's eyes were glowing green, and it saw that Huang Tian was only a few inches in size, not much bigger than a mouse. Although it had the divine light, it didn't take it seriously. Instead, it grinned, trying to drive it away so as not to affect its ability to eat chicken. .

Seeing that the weasel still dared to grin, Huang Tian smiled. This was exposing the weasel, so he had to steal it openly.

When he took the next tactic to escape, he came to the weasel and hit him on the leg with a ghost torture stick.

The weasel was in pain, so it bit Huang Tian with its mouth, and its mouth exuded a fishy stench.

Huang Tian couldn't coddle him, so he used another tactic to escape, and when he got to his hind legs, he used a three-pronged fork to stab his little chrysanthemum.

Feeling extremely dangerous, the weasel jumped forward suddenly and gave up eating the chicken.

Then he saw Huang Tian almost taking away his innocence with the steel fork.

From then on, I was very frightened. Although this weasel had not yet transformed into a demon, it was already several years old, so it was very intelligent and was about to become a demon.

What is this? He looks so small, but why is he so cunning and weird? The weasel was angry, knowing that if he couldn't crack his escape technique, he might not be able to steal the chicken.

If he continues, he will probably be beaten. If his anus is really blown, even though he can let out a stinky fart that is born with magical powers, the ruined innocence cannot be made up for.

Therefore, the weasel could only leave angrily, but turned back while walking to remember Huang Tian's appearance.

Huang Tian was quite proud of having driven away the weasel.

As a result, another big snake came, and it was a venomous snake. This venomous snake also wore glasses, and was nearly one foot long, about seven or eight feet.

Huang Tian looked at the poisonous snake and gasped. He didn't dare to breathe in the cold air anymore. When the time comes, global warming will be my fault again.

"If this poisonous snake enters the village and hides in the shade, then it's fine. If it bites it casually, then it won't allow it to eat?" Huang Tian thought in his mind, then rushed forward and waved the three-pronged fork.

"No entry, no entry!"

The snake opened its small fan, and its two ring eyes were exposed. The part with its head raised in front alone was as high as five or six Huang Tian. The big snake looked down at Huang Tian and hissed. sound.

"Are you just passing by and thirsty and want to drink some water?" Huang Tian was also afraid of snakes, but fortunately he could understand snake language now. No wonder the mountain gods are the gods of snakes.

This big snake came from hundreds of miles away and saw it raining in Qingxuan Village. It was different from the ordinary. It was rained by the Dragon God, so this kind of rain was also good for him. He happened to be thirsty on the way, so he wanted to drink it. some water.

Huang Tian was a little curious, tilted his head and asked, "Where are you rushing to?"

"Hiss."

"? Going to seek refuge with relatives?"

Huang Tian also wanted to ask which relative he had taken refuge with, but the big snake stopped talking.

So I had to personally fetch some fresh rainwater and put it in front of the big snake.

The big snake drank the water, nodded slightly to Huang Tian, ​​then turned around and left, continuing on his way.

Huang Tian had just sent the big snake away, but he was still thinking about what kind of snake demon was coming nearby, or a dragon, who could make the big snake travel a hundred miles to join him.

But then a gust of dark wind blew by, causing Huang Tian to come out of his reverie, only to see a big ghost trying to sneak into the village.

It was just the red human barrier that made him a little afraid, but he still didn't take Huang Tian seriously. In other words, Huang Tian was too short and he didn't notice it at all.

This big ghost has an indigo face, disheveled hair, no clothes on his upper body, and only two large belts on his lower body wrapped in a half leather skirt. There are iron rings on his hands, feet, and even his neck, which seems to be shackles. Style, holding a knife in one hand, the knife is white in color, with a gap, it looks like a paper knife, and holds a chain in one hand. The chain is not long and can almost hang to the ground.

I saw this big ghost, first he touched the barrier with his hand and was burned by the Yang Fire energy, but his eyes brightened and he felt that he could accept it, so he cut through the barrier with a knife, revealing a gap, and then squeezed his body through the gap and got into the village. among.

The yang energy in the village was a little painful for the big ghost, but it was not unacceptable. Instead, he absorbed and refined some of the yang energy, making his body more solid.

"The old man from the land has worked hard and cast many spells. Now that Qingxuan Village is empty, he just asked me to get some blood food and some incense. If I can intimidate a few foolish women to worship me, I can also play tricks on ghosts and gods."

Huang Tian's face darkened when he heard his wishful thinking. Eating blood, offering obscene sacrifices, and intimidating mortals, which one is not a serious crime listed in the laws of ghosts and gods?

Punishment! This is too much punishment!

It's only my first day on the job, and you hit me on the head.

Huang Tian immediately escaped and stopped the big ghost: "What an ugly monster! You dare to ignore this inspection and break into the village without permission, with evil intentions! Before you make a big mistake, I will pity you. Survival is not easy, so leave quickly, otherwise I will destroy your soul, and I will not forgive you."

The big ghost saw that Huang Tian was short in stature but had a very vicious mouth. He was so angry that he was so angry that his mustache grew red. He couldn't help but mocked: "Is the City God's Mansion out of money? It still can't recruit people. I’m looking for someone who’s not weaned to come to watch and patrol.”

"A diced radish that is only three inches tall, and even a little bastard who weighs less than 8 taels dares to speak arrogant words. Get out of the way quickly so that your grandpa can let you go. Otherwise, you will swallow it whole and you won't be able to chew it." You don't need to chew it, it doesn't taste very good. It's a pity that I gave birth to you like an egg, so your trip to this world was in vain."

Huang Tian went to work on his first day, and was about to take up the new position. Of the three fires, only two were lit in front of him, and they were not very strong. This big ghost wanted to experience the third fire. How could he know? Huang Tian's current methods.

The big ghost mocked Huang Tian and was about to go to the cottage. He was just waiting for someone to get up at night, so that he could scare him or go to the ancestral hall to steal some incense. If he was weak, he would You can also pester him and coax him to become your disciple. Killing a chicken every three days and getting a sheep every five days is exactly blood food.