Villain: Marrying a vegetative woman, crazy about it

The two of them had a very close relationship.

In a room at the Su Family Manor.

Brain teaser PK contest.

It is still in full swing, and the battle has already entered a tense state.

Lin Xuan PK Chen Kexin, 100 rounds.

Score of both sides: [95:92]

Bedside.

Lin Xuan, who narrowly won a few rounds, held Su Qingge's white and tender little hand and raised a new question.

"A black man and a white man mated and gave birth to a baby. What color are the baby's teeth?"

"Haha! Of course the teeth are white... No way! There is only one truth, the baby has no teeth!"

Chen Kexin held up her black-framed glasses, deliberately feinted a move, and looked at Lin Xuan provocatively.

Score of both sides: [95:93]

I didn’t expect this little female to be quite capable…

Lin Xuan was a little surprised.

At first, he thought he could quickly defeat Chen Kexin.

But he never expected that the other party was not just a talent, and could barely tie with him.

“I always top the list of the brain teaser contest held in school. Everyone calls me the [King of Imagination].”

“But you are not bad either. Many of the brain teasers you come up with are actually ones I have never heard of…”

While showing off her IQ, Chen Kexin also felt inexplicably impressed by Lin Xuan.

The other party is not only good at writing songs, but also has such a great ability to come up with original “brain teasers”. What on earth is his brain like? !

Of course…

Chen Kexin could never say these things in her heart.

She didn’t want to see Lin Xuan pretending in front of her. It would be more painful than killing her. o(＞﹏＜)o

“Okay, it’s my turn to ask questions next.”

“In the restaurant, there are two pairs of father and son dining. Each ordered a steak worth 70 yuan, but only paid 210 yuan when they paid the bill. Why?”

After asking, the little girl stared at Lin Xuan nervously, praying in her heart...

Don’t answer it~~

Don’t answer it~~

Don’t answer it~~

.......

Now the score between the two sides: [95:93], it’s very close, if you don’t work harder, you will really lose.

Under the little girl’s nervous eyes.

Lin Xuan frowned slightly and fell into thought.

Without cheating, he can only rely on his own experience and wisdom.

Two pairs of father and son?

Each person spent 70 yuan?

Only paid 210 yuan when paying the bill? ? ?

According to normal thinking, two pairs of father and son, four people, should pay 280 yuan!

The highlight of brain teasers is the unexpectedness.

Sometimes it is not enough to have an IQ to answer.

Just like Lin Xuan now, even though he thinks he has an IQ of 250.

But he couldn't find a clue for a while, and was about to lose the game.......

In his peripheral vision, he saw Su Qingge draw three "little people" on the paper.

One old, one young, and one small.

Swish——

Lin Xuan's mind suddenly flashed, and he grinned:

"Because... they are three generations of grandparents and grandchildren."

Chen Kexin: "........."

ε＝ε＝ε＝(#＞д＜)ﾉAh ... "Wuwuwu..."

"Sister Qingge, don't you love me anymore? You actually helped Brother Lin Xuan cheat!"

"o(╥﹏╥)o Have you forgotten the bond between us..."

Faced with Chen Kexin's crying, Su Qingge felt a little embarrassed.

She just thought it was fun and wanted to participate in the game between the two.

In desperation, she also made a promise.

[I'll help you in the next round. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧]

Suddenly, Chen Kexin smiled happily, as if she had won.

"Oh yeah\(^o^)/, we are husband and wife, and we can break iron with one heart."

"Damn! Don't treat me as if I don't exist! You damn brat!"

Lin Xuan raised his eyebrows, and felt resentful towards the little Lolita who wanted to steal his girl at some point.

Then he rolled his eyes and gave his own question with a sly smile:

"Which part of a man's body will automatically expand 6-7 times when he is excited?"

After saying that.

Lin Xuan also opened his rough right palm, held the middle finger of his left hand, and began to stroke it up and down.

At the same time, there was a meaningful smile on his face.

"You...you are shameless. How should I answer this?!"

"I refuse to answer this obscene question."

Originally, Chen Kexin was still confused and had not thought of the answer to the question.

But when she saw Lin Xuan's behavior and that obscene expression...

She thought of a certain [deleted] website she had visited, and instantly understood it, and her face suddenly turned red.

"What's shameless? Just ask a normal question! If you can't answer it, then you lose."

Faced with Lin Xuan's questioning, Chen Kexin glared at him in shame and anger, and asked for help helplessly.

"Sister Qingge, help~~"

"I can't think of it at all! I can't think of it at all!"

The little loli pretended to be pure, pulling her ponytails with a desperate look on her face, indicating that she had no clue at all.

On the hospital bed.

Su Qingge didn't react at first, until she pondered over it again and again.

Only then did she realize it, and was directly silenced by Lin Xuan.

This guy actually asked such a shameless question.

Oh, how shameless!

But since she had promised to help Chen Kexin once, Su Qingge had to suppress her shyness and wrote down silently:

【Golden Cudgel. 】

Lin Xuan: "(꒪ꇴ꒪(꒪ꇴ꒪ ;) Huh? ! ! "

"Qingge, what are you talking about? Do men have golden hoop sticks? That's something only Sun Wukong has!"

"I'm referring to the pupil."

"When a person's pupil is excited, it will automatically expand."

"As for the size... When the pupil contracts, the diameter can be less than 1 mm. When it expands, it can be greater than 9 mm."

"And Qingge, the golden hoop you are referring to... Which part do you mean? I'm a pure boy. I don't understand it at all, please explain."

"........."

Hearing Lin Xuan's answer (-＂-angry), Chen Kexin was speechless.

Isn't this bastard deliberately misleading people?

Normal people will think wrongly, right!

I just didn't expect that even Sister Qingge would think wrongly. Of course, I can associate it with the bad thing of men.......

w(ﾟДﾟ)wAhhhhhh!!!

How could this happen? !

It would be fine if I understood it immediately, but how come my pure sister Qingge also understood it!!!

Sure enough, after being with Lin Xuan for a long time, my sister Qingge was eventually polluted by him........

At this moment.

The most embarrassing thing is... Su Qingge on the hospital bed.

She didn't expect that the answer she risked would be wrong.

This is already very tempting, okay?

But Lin Xuan actually dared to... pretend to be pure and ask her questions! ! !

[(〃＞皿＜) Damn Lin Xuan, it's fine if you induce me, but you dare to pretend to be innocent. ]

[Pupillary dilation is a skill that both men and women have. ]

[But he specifically mentioned men. Isn't this intentional misleading? ! ]

[Fortunately, I can't move now. Otherwise, I would be embarrassed to face this kind of thing in person. ]

[(╬◣д◢) This is all Lin Xuan's fault! ]

[I just reminded him from time to time. This kid actually dared to repay kindness with enmity! ]

[I've decided! I must help Ke Xin win this game! ! ! ]

[Let Lin Xuan know the consequences of being isolated and helpless. See if he dares to play tricks on me like this next time...]

...........

At this moment.

On the surface, Su Qingge was still sleeping quietly, but her heart was full of rich psychological activities.

She decided to stand on the side of the little Lolita and give her a good punishment. Lin Xuan.

The current score between the two sides: [97:93].

And then.

The battle situation directly turned into a man PK two women, Lin Xuan VS Su Qingge and Chen Kexin.

Chen Kexin: "There was a plane crash and the scene was in shambles. But surprisingly, no one was injured or killed. Why do you think this is?"

Lin Xuan: "Because this is a remote-controlled plane."

..........

Lin Xuan: "Why does Superman wear tights?"

Chen Kexin: "I know, because saving people is important!"

..........

Chen Kexin: "Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn?"

Lin Xuan: "Nonsense, if they don't fly, do they walk?!"

..........

Lin Xuan: "Which animal is most likely to fall?"

Chen Kexin: "Fox, because foxes are slippery."

..........

Chen Kexin: "What is something that is obviously yours, but others use it much more than you do?"

Lin Xuan: "Well... name, your name. ”

..........

Lin Xuan: “I don’t know Qinggong, but if I put one foot on an egg, the egg won’t break. This is

Why?"

Chen Kexin: "............. (Racking her brains~~)"

Su Qingge: [I answered for her because the other foot was on the ground.]

..........

I just took a nap and dreamed of getting rich. When I woke up, I realized... it was another daydream. I'll finish it in an hour.