Universe Infinite Canteen

Malu walked around the town but didn't meet Zhen Ye's dog, who was hunting in the wild and couldn't get back to the city for a while.

But he did see another strange guy.

If it weren't for the ID on the other side, Malu almost mistook him for a new NPC in the town.

Mainly because his appearance was a bit... hard to evaluate.

Because there was a rumor in the forum some time ago that you could unlock your hidden identity by shaping yourself into a dog, and with Zhen Ye as a model, many players actually shaped themselves into dogs at the beginning.

However, they later found that the NPCs in the town didn't treat them differently.

In addition, the dog's body is smaller than that of a human, and it is naturally not able to carry weight, which will make the efficiency of picking up black mud lower, so gradually no one shaped dogs anymore.

Most of the people who used to be dogs also regretted it. Fortunately, death in this game is equivalent to deleting the character.

So those people left their only belongings with their friends, chose to commit suicide directly, and were reborn as human skeletons.

However, Malu met a player with the ID "Unhappy Drink Water" who did the opposite. He did not become a human or a dog, but molded himself into a skeleton horse.

Malu was watching Unhappy Drink Water in the middle of the road, and Unhappy Drink Water was also looking at Malu.

After a moment, Malu spoke first, "Brother, can I ask why you molded yourself into this shape?"

Unhappy Drink Water scratched his hoof.

"You are not the first person to ask me this, and you will not be the last one, but it is so annoying. It is too troublesome to answer one by one. Otherwise, I will post a post on the forum and answer all the questions at once."

"But there will still be people who don't read the post to ask you." Malu reminded.

"You are right." Unhappy Drink Water looked a little annoyed, but he still answered Malu's question later.

"Bones are a resource."

"What?"

"I said that in this game, bones are a resource, just like equipment, and there are different colors. White is the lowest and the least valuable.

"But even so, if you want white bones, you either go out to kill monsters or find NPCs to buy them. There is only one way to get white bones for free."

"When you create a character on the initial interface?"

"That's right."

If you are unhappy, drink water and shake your horse's head, "So the best strategy is very simple. Players should use as many bones as possible when creating characters. The more you use, the more free you will get.

"The bones I used to make a horse are five times the initial humanoid skeleton, which means I spent four times more initial resources than ordinary players."

"Wow, that sounds reasonable." Ma Lu said, "But why don't you make it bigger, just make a Tyrannosaurus Rex or something, wouldn't that be more profitable?"

"Too big won't work," said Unhappy Drink Water, "I've tried it, it's inconvenient to move when it's too big, and it's hard to dodge when attacked. Horses are just right, they can carry a lot of weight and run fast. Next I plan to open a horse business."

"Ah? Riding people?"

"Well, I haven't figured out how to charge, but it should be full for male players, and half for female players if they are willing to chat.

"I can also help carry goods. The backpacks in this game are very expensive, and there is a risk of losing them when you take them out. Although some players have opened recovery services, the price is not cheap.

"So I think there should still be a market for being a packhorse."

Malu couldn't help but stand in awe. After listening to the explanation of "If You Are Not Happy, Drink Water", his original funny skeleton horse image actually became taller in Malu's heart.

There is no shortage of masters among players.

Over there, Boss Hu and others brought their experience of managing the factory into the game, giving play to the organizational advantages of players, while here, "If You Are Not Happy, Drink Water" gave play to the imagination of civilian players and boldly developed... their own bodies.

It forced Malu to implement the mount system that was originally planned to be launched in version 3.0 two major versions ahead of schedule.

And he successfully got the wool from the stingy people of Baldy.

Show, too show! The show of the show of the flower!!!

After "If You Are Not Happy, Drink Water", he also invited Malu to join the horse business he was about to open, and said that he could provide face-pinching guidance services.

But Malu politely declined.

Malu continued to wander around the town and found many players with distinctive looks one after another.

For example, he saw a skeleton Gundam that was twice as big as the one that drinks water when unhappy.

It looked majestic, but unfortunately the gun barrel and bone sword on his body were just decorations.

He was very incompetent in actual combat, not as good as an ordinary skeleton, so he could only move around the town and provide photo services to other players.

In addition, Malu also met a little genius who installed a propeller on his back in an attempt to increase the flying function.

There was also a dalao who swapped the positions of his butt and head in an attempt to deceive monsters and hide his weaknesses...

However, in just a week, many players have played this face-pinching system out of the ordinary.

Malu also collected a wave of feedback from everyone and decided to add a one-click memory appearance function in the subsequent updates.

In this way, you don’t have to pinch your face again when you are reborn after death.

Especially for Gundam, who has been pinching people for a whole day, this function is even more necessary, otherwise the cost of dying once is too high.

When An Qi finished the live broadcast, Ma Lu just finished the inspection and received a transfer reminder.

Ma Lu took a look and found that the amount was as high as 5 million, with the note of meal expenses, and he was no longer sleepy.

At this time, An Qi's message on WeChat also came.

——Really really really really cool!!!

——What?

Ma Lu replied.

——The feeling of beating the haters head-on is really cool!!!

An Qi was obviously still excited and typed quickly.

——Hey hey hey, did you watch the live broadcast just now?

——I watched it, you performed well.

——More than good, I was simply killing everyone, okay, I was more handsome than the protagonists in the Douyin short dramas and online novels!

——Really? But no matter how I look at you, I feel wronged and cry.

——You don't understand, this is a plot of first suppressing and then praising. The crooked-mouthed dragon king was scolded by his mother-in-law, but because of this, he will be even more excited when the dragon king returns!

An Qi continued.

——This time, thanks to your timely help, I was able to vent my anger.

——You’re welcome. This matter was originally related to me. If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t have been accused of lip-syncing.

Ma Lu said.

——Hey, then I really won’t be polite to you. From today on, we are all grasshoppers on the same rope.

——Huh?

——I have already boasted during the live broadcast that my singing skills have improved greatly, so from now on I can’t do without your singer sandwich.

——The five million is my meal fee, I will pay you first.