Universe Infinite Canteen

"That's right." Lao Wang nodded and said with certainty, "All the biological characteristics match."

"Why is she so frightened? Did something unclean suddenly appear in the house, or is there some monster? Oops, Mr. Hairball..."

Malu originally wanted to rush in and save people, but when he thought that if there was any danger inside, he should not get himself involved. This was the main plane and there was no way to resurrect after death like other planes.

And looking at Wei Jingyan escaping, she was really frightened.

But just as Ma Lu hesitated, Mr. Hairball's voice came from inside the house, "Come in, there's no one else here."

"Are you sure?" Malu took one foot out, but then thought of something, pulled his leg back and said quickly.

"We agreed before that if you are not in danger after 5 minutes, how will you notify me?"

"Meow meow meow meow meow~" Mr. Hairball called weakly several times.

"So there is really no danger inside, and you are not possessed by anything dirty, so why is Wei Jingyan running away?"

Malu walked in and found that the room was in a mess. There were fragments of cups and plates everywhere, and tables and chairs were thrown everywhere.

And Mr. Hairball was standing in the eye of the hurricane in the center.

"Is your paw...injured?" Malu asked with concern when he saw the bright red color on the Ragdoll cat's left front paw.

"It's okay," Mr. Mao Tuan waved his hand, "I just accidentally stepped on some glass."

"Did Wei Jingyan do this?" Ma Lu looked around again, "So you were quarreling just now, why?"

"I don't know, I just said a word, and it didn't even get to the stage of proposing. She went crazy and started hitting me with things, and then she screamed, as if I was taking her to be sterilized. "

Mr. Mao Tuan looked at Malu again, "Did she really say that she would marry me if I could speak?"

"Hmm..." Ma Lu recalled carefully and affirmed, "As I said, I am quite impressed. After all, not many women are willing to marry a cat these days."

"It doesn't matter," said Mr. Hairball, "we're finished anyway."

"Uh... why don't you try to give her some time? Most people need some time to accept it when they encounter this kind of thing."

Mr. Hairball shook his head, "No, you didn't see the way she looked at me just now, as if I was one of those scary monsters covered in mucus and long fangs in "Alien".

"Obviously just a moment ago, she was still hugging me, saying that she would prepare a big meal for me and reward me."

Lao Wang suddenly said at this time, "I just learned an idiom recently, called Ye Gong Haolong. It means that a person loves something verbally, but actually does not really love it, and may even be afraid of it."

"I know about dragons. They are monsters with claws in myths and legends, but why would anyone be afraid of a kitten?" Mr. Hairball wondered.

"Maybe it's because you can speak." Lao Wang said.

"Garfield can talk and no one is afraid of him."

"It's also possible that what she fears is not you, but the disillusionment of illusions. People believe in angels, because those angels are always high, holy and solemn.

"But if someone finds out that those angels squeeze the bus back to the rental house after get off work, go to the supermarket to grab discounted vegetables, browse the Internet, and suffer from athlete's foot and hemorrhoids, those believers will no longer believe in them." Ma Ludao .

"I haven't even gotten to the point of confessing to her that I watch cat movies and drink too much."

Mr. Hairball licked his injured paw, "But it doesn't matter anymore. Women are just like that. Their love comes and goes quickly. It will only waste our lives to continue to speculate on the reasons why they left."

"Then what are your plans next?" Ma Lu asked.

The Ragdoll tilted its head and thought for a while, "I'm going to continue working in your restaurant and produce cat urine beer for you until I die.

"But that's all for the future. I just want to find a place to have a drink tonight to celebrate that I'm single again. I didn't go out much before. Do you know where there is a bachelor party?"

"It's very late now, and it's probably hard to find anything for a while," Ma Lu said. "If you want to drink, just come home with me. It's just downstairs. I still have beer in the refrigerator, sir. Wang can make some food to go with the wine, and if you still want to drink Erguotou, I can also go to the nearby 24-hour convenience store and buy you a bottle."

"Thank you, can you help me take off the diamond ring on my tail first? It has been tied for too long and my blood feels a little blocked. Oh, be careful not to touch my balls."

"No problem." Malu knelt down and helped Mr. Mao Tuan take off his diamond engagement ring.

At this moment, a pigeon flew in from the window and landed on the windowsill. Its red eyes looked closely at the person and cat in the room.

Malu tentatively called out, "Brother Pigeon?"

Then the voice of the white dove sounded in his mind.

"I received a tip that you were suspected of intimidating a native of this plane."

"The information is so good. Do you work in the Office for the Prohibition of the Misuse of Magic under the Ministry of Magic?"

"Don't play Harry Potter jokes with me, I'm serious," Bai Ge looked at Mr. Hairball and said seriously.

"I warned you not to let the humans here find out that you are a time traveler, let alone use this identity to scare them."

Hearing this, Ma Lu hurriedly explained, "We didn't mean it, it was just a beautiful misunderstanding. Miss Wei has always had... strong feelings for Mr. Mao Tuan, and Mao Tuan happened to be preparing to respond to this feeling tonight, with her." Let’s write a new chapter in life together.”

Although the pigeon didn't speak, Malu vaguely saw three question marks popping up on its head.

After a moment, it slowly spoke again, "I don't want to interfere with your emotional life, but I also ask you to respect my work. Next time a similar situation occurs, remember to apply to me for reporting first, so that it will be considered true." I can solve the problem as soon as possible.”

"Sorry." Ma Lu said, "This is our first time too and we have no experience. We have caused trouble for you, Brother Pigeon."

After hearing what he said, the white pigeon's expression softened, and he paused and continued, "Fortunately, this accident is not serious, so I'll fine you 200 star coins."

"I don't have star coins," said Mr. Hairball, "I only have cat coins."

"I can help you advance the payment first." Ma Lu said hurriedly when he saw that the pigeon's expression began to look bad again, and then he asked while paying, "By the way, Miss Wei Jingyan, how is she doing now. "

"After leaving here, she bought a train ticket back to her hometown as soon as possible, and now she is on her way to the train station." Bai Ge said, "But fortunately, it was discovered earlier and the impact is not that big. You don't have to worry. I will take care of the rest."

"Thank you for your hard work, Brother Pigeon. We are planning to go home for a drink. Why don't you come too? I still have the same buns as last time."

Bai Ge shook his head, "I still have to work, you can eat it by yourself. Remember to submit an application first if a similar situation occurs next time."

After saying that, it spread its wings again and flew out of the window.