Universe Infinite Canteen

Before coming back this time, Malu slept for three hours in another dimension, so he was in good spirits.

He played games in the living room for a while, and received a call from the salesperson at around 3 o'clock, saying that they were almost at the gate of the community.

So Malu packed up, put the ingredients into the collection bag, and went downstairs with Lao Wang.

When they left the gate of the community, they saw a black D9 EV600 parked on the side of the road.

The salesperson in a suit immediately came up with a smile, "Is it Mr. Ma and Mr. Wang?"

Malu nodded, "Are you Xiao Zhang?"

"Hey, it's me." The salesperson named Xiao Zhang shook hands with Malu and said enthusiastically, "I will be responsible for your home test drive today, Mr. Ma. We are test driving the D9 EV600 flagship version today.

"The process is like this, I will first introduce the car to you and Mr. Wang, including various configurations and functions, and then you can get in the car for a static experience, and then we will be on the road, I will drive the first half, and you will drive the second half, what do you think?"

"No problem. "Okay, let's get in the car first. Please give me your driver's license. An electronic one is fine." After Malu handed over his driver's license and signed the test drive agreement, he got on the D9 with Lao Wang and started the test drive. Malu had never driven a car since he got his license. It was his first time to touch the steering wheel, so he drove slowly and was hailed by the car behind him. Fortunately, he finally arrived at the Universe Infinity Canteen safely. Since the test drive time was relatively short, only 20 minutes, Xiao Zhang also took the initiative to say that he could come again in the evening and drive back from here. At least the service was really good, but this thing actually depends on the person. The service attitude of different stores of the same brand or even different salesmen in the same store may be completely different. Ma did not forget what he promised Wei Jingyan. After getting off the car, he went to the rental house in the community to find Mr. Maotuan.

When he opened the door of the second bedroom, he saw the ragdoll cat holding an empty wine bottle, lying on the marble floor of the rental house, motionless.

There was still a pungent smell of white wine on the ground.

Malu's first reaction was that the cat had finally drunk itself to death, because it looked like it was dead, and even its chest was no longer rising and falling.

However, when Malu walked in front of it and tried to reach out to test its breath, Mr. Maotuan jumped up from the ground again, still mumbling.

"Who, who is going to steal my Erguotou?!"

"No one is stealing your Erguotou," Malu said, "I just thought you had an accident, so I came to check."

"You thought I was dead? No, I just took a nap. Well, it's not your fault. I won't say that every cat looks like it's dead when it takes a nap, but many of us do look like they're dead when they take a nap."

Mr. Maotuan paused, "Even some of them are dead, which is too bad. But..." It changed the subject, "The good news is that I haven't heard of any kittens being killed by Erguotou, so I think our tribe should be immune to this thing." "Anyway, I'm glad you're still alive," Malu said, "Also, I have some new news about your master Wei Jingyan." "She's not my master. I said I'm more used to calling her an intermittent companion working monkey, but it doesn't matter. What did that crazy woman say?" "She said she can't leave you... After you disappeared, she couldn't sleep well every night and kept thinking about you. In fact, she didn't look very good this week." Malu said, "She was in a daze, like a zombie." "Ha, I'm not surprised at all." Maotuan said, "On the surface, she makes money outside to support me, but in fact, I've been supporting this family." "Without me, that woman still has to go out to work, pay rent, work overtime endlessly, be scolded by her boss, and intrigue with colleagues, but my existence makes all this meaningful. "She can deceive herself that all this is for me. I am like a ray of light in her miserable life, a little angel with wings on his back."

Mr. Maotuan said as he lay down and licked the white wine on the floor, "But I am just a middle-aged alcoholic lost in another world, and she is just a young social animal.

"We are all crazy, no, it may be that this world is crazy, otherwise why more and more young people can't find the meaning of their existence... Sorry, I seem to have gone off topic.

"I do have that kind of disease, the kind that will turn into a philosopher who talks endlessly when drinking too much. Please help me tell Xiaoyan that I haven't had enough fun and don't want to go back."

Malu said, "She also said that if you can speak, she is willing to marry you."

"What? I'm just a little cat, I can't marry a monkey, wait... I seem to have said that I want to marry her before, was I drunk at that time?"

Mr. Maotuan finally stopped licking the remaining white wine on the ground and began to think seriously.

"Marriage is like a trap for men."

"I agree." Malu said.

"I agree too."

"Uh... that's what you said."

"No, I mean I agreed to her proposal." Mr. Maotuan said, "I have been away from home for a while, and it's almost time to go back. Don't worry, I can come to work in your store after I get married."

"What made you change your mind?" Malu asked curiously.

"I don't know. I'm a kitten. Kittens are difficult to figure out. Sometimes I even fight with my tail. But in the end, we have been living together for almost a year."

Mr. Hairball sighed, "I don't want to see her sad. If she can't continue to live without me, then I can only come back to her and continue to play her little angel and cheer her up.

"But we have to find out first if she still wants to castrate me. I definitely don't want to lose my little brother."

"Let's do this," Ma Lu thought for a while and said, "You go back with me after the store closes tonight. I can take you home. Then Lao Wang and I will wait outside the door. If Xiaoyan wants to be castrated You, as long as you shout out, we will rush in and snatch you back.

"I have now mastered a very powerful knife-throwing skill, and I don't have many opponents in this dimension."

"That sounds good, then I'll go back with you tonight."

Mr. Mao Tuan nodded, "I will confess my identity and origins to Xiaoyan face to face. If everything goes well, we may go directly to get the certificate."

"This is definitely not possible." Ma Lu said, "The Civil Affairs Bureau does not accept cats."

"Then let's have a simple engagement ceremony first. I have to get a pair of rings." Mr. Mao Tuan said to himself, "I can go to the house next door from the window sill to look for it."

"That's theft. If you really plan to confess your love tonight, I can lend you some money first."