Universe Infinite Canteen

Wang Feng didn't act like he was acting, and he had no motive to stand up for an unknown cat, which meant that the unknown liquid in the cup was most likely indeed delicious.

Malu looked at the Ragdoll Cat, who also looked at him. Although he didn't speak, his eyes were obviously saying I didn't lie to you.

The two then returned to the restaurant. Malu went to the disinfection cabinet and took out a clean cup and placed it in front of the Ragdoll cat.

"Make another cup and give it to me to try."

"No, buddy, there's nothing wrong with my kidneys. I just peed five minutes ago. Why do I need to pee again?" the Ragdoll complained.

"Even if your drink tastes good enough, if it's not made fast enough, I won't be able to sell it in the store." Malu said with a hand.

The ragdoll cat sighed, "Oh, bring me a bottle of wine."

“Do you need alcohol to make that special drink?”

The ragdoll cat shook his head, "No, in theory I can drink anything. The main reason is that wine is a diuretic."

"Okay." Malu went to buy another bottle of Erguotou for it, opened the bottle cap and handed it over. The Ragdoll didn't ask for the cup, and directly chose to blow on the bottle, finishing it all in one breath.

Then he started staring at Malu again.

"It's boring to wait around like this. Give me another cigarette."

Malu lit a bottle of Yuxi he had just bought for it and watched it puff away for about three minutes.

Then the Ragdoll cat suddenly raised its eyebrows, "Oh, it's coming, it's coming!"

After saying that, he stood up like a human being, spread his legs, and peed into the empty cup. In a short time, the entire cup was filled.

Even sprinkled a little outside.

Malu picked up the still warm cup and took a big sip on the spot without hesitation.

Lilim put down the palm that covered her eyes and asked curiously, "How is it?"

Malu didn't say anything, just took a spoonful and put it in front of her.

Looking at the layer of foam on top, Lilim had a complicated expression, but adhering to her trust in Malu, she finally filled a bottle with some and drank.

"Hey, this tastes... so delicious."

Lilim originally just wanted to taste it, but she drank all the contents of the kettle without realizing it. Then she couldn't help but put another kettle in the spoon and drank again, "Oops, completely...stop." Don’t come down.”

Her little face was flushed with alcohol. As she was talking, there were footsteps outside the door. With quick eyes and quick hands, Malu picked up Lilim, who was already a little dizzy from drinking, and put it into his pocket.

Then Wang Feng's figure appeared outside the door. Malu opened the door, and he scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Mr. Ma... well, do you still have that cat urine beer of yours? I drank it too fast just now and I want to taste it again... Don't worry, I will pay for it this time."

"Oh oh oh, that's what we made on a trial basis. We only made a little bit of it, and it's all finished before it's officially sold to the public."

"Is this so?" Wang Feng's eyes flashed with disappointment, and then he took Malu's hand and urged him earnestly.

"Mr. Ma, please be sure to put such a delicious drink on the shelves as soon as possible."

"I will try my best to arrange it, and I will be the first to notify Boss Wang after it is put on the shelves."

After finally sending away Wang Feng who turned around, Malu closed the door again and saw the ragdoll cat blowing out another smoke ring.

"Let me tell you, I won't lie to you. It's my... excrement. When I drink it myself, I feel more psychological pressure than you."

Malu thought of another thing at this time, "How did you discover your golden finger?"

"…………"

The ragdoll cat fell into silence.

"Okay, let's skip this question." Ma Lu said, "The next question is, how many drinks can you make in a day?"

"I haven't tried it. In theory, as long as I keep drinking water, I will keep peeing, but it's too miserable. It's no different from my previous job. In fact, I think this has risen to the level of cat abuse. I can apply to complain to the International Small Animal Association, or post it directly on Douyin.”

"Don't worry, our Universe Infinite Canteen always puts the physical and mental health of its employees first and will not force it..."

Before Malu could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the Ragdoll Cat.

"Unless you buy me a drink."

"What did you say?"

The ragdoll cat repeated, "Unless you let me drink that wine just now, what is it called? It's quite exciting. I'm starting to feel a little high now."

"That's Erguotou, Niulanshan, 53 degrees."

"Cool, I want two boxes, every day, and cigarettes... As long as I have cigarettes and alcohol, I can work hard to produce drinks for you day or night like a shorthair cat slave in a catnip plantation."

"Wait a minute, didn't you just say that it would be too bad to drink water all the time? You also said that you need to contact some international small animal organization."

"It's not okay to drink water, but it's okay to drink alcohol." The Ragdoll Cat said, "Anyway, I will pee after drinking wine, so it doesn't matter where I pee. This is not work for me, it is entertainment. Do you know? "Being a pet cat means you don't have to worry about food and clothing, but you don't have to go to work anymore, but it also loses a lot of fun."

“People here, including my fiancée Xiaoyan, have almost pathological requirements for kittens. I can’t smoke, drink, or say bad words because it’s not cute.

"In order to maintain our relationship, I made a lot of sacrifices. It was really a big sacrifice, so during this time I have to make up for it and do everything Xiaoyan didn't let me do. No... …Forget it, I’ll just smoke and drink, other things are too much trouble.

"My employee onboarding plan is to get drunk in your restaurant. Oh, this sounds pretty cool. It feels like I'm beating up capitalism. I have to write down where my notebook is. "

After drinking a 500ml bottle of Niulanshan Erguotou, it was obvious that the Ragdoll cat was already a little drunk, and he was still looking for a notebook that did not exist.

Ma Lu said, "How about we wait until you wake up and then discuss the employment contract."

"No, no, no, I'm very awake now. In fact, this will be the most awake I've ever been in the next period of time."

"Well, I should have no problem with your conditions and I can meet them. If you have no other problems, we will sign the employment contract."

"Print the employment contract on my butt! Hahaha, you evil capitalist, don't you just like this kind of dirty game?" The Ragdoll cat said while sticking its butt back and spreading its body. It became a long line.

"To prevent you from regretting it when you sober up, let's use A4 paper."

"I don't know. I don't like A4 paper very much. I will most likely tear them into pieces with my claws."

"It doesn't matter. I still have the archive here. By the way, I haven't asked you yet. What's your name? Or do you want me to call you Mr. Hairball like Xiaoyan?"

"I don't call it this name. It was made up by that stupid woman. I didn't agree and she kept calling it. In fact, my name is..." The Ragdoll paused suddenly when he said this, and then seemed like He collapsed on the chair again like a deflated rubber ball and muttered.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter anymore... I'm just a pet now, so you can just call me Mr. Hairball."