Turns Out I'm A Big Cultivator

Chapter 367 In theory, you can go to the back door to cheat and eat and drink

Li Nianfan was taken aback for a moment, “You… can you still modify it at will?”

Niutou said modestly: “It can only be changed slightly, and the nature remains the same. It is impossible to turn a pig into a dog.”

Change from being reborn in an ordinary family to a rich family, do you call this a small change?

This is bigger than the gap between a pig and a dog!

A group of officials who don’t understand people’s livelihood and suffering!

Now Li Nianfan really wanted to take a look at this trial work with admiration.

With such awesome work, Niutou and Ma Mian are still pushing back and forth. Is it fair to say?

I don’t know the blessing in the blessing, and I am envious.

Li Nianfan was really fortunate that his relationship with the underworld was pretty good, it was very good, and the future was stable.

He saw that they hadn’t spoken for a long time, and there was a faint sadness between his brows, so he almost wrote the word worry on his face, and he didn’t even dare to say anything.

Suddenly he thought, and said: “Brother Niu, you can tell me honestly, how would you judge the three of them?”

“this……”

Niu Tau looked at the three of Yue Tu, a little bit guilty, and whispered: “Two of them indiscriminately killing innocent people, and one illegal soul refinement, but they are all serious crimes, and they may not be able to reincarnate.”

The meaning of being unable to reincarnate is to go down to the eighteenth floor of The Underworld.

Yun Yiyi’s face turned white, smiled bitterly, and said: “Young Master Li, this is a young woman who deserves her sin and doesn’t need to intercede.”

At this time, reboot began to speak, “The poor monk followed all the way, but she has the ability but did not stop it. The Karma of Miss Yun should be remembered on the head of the poor monk.”

Seeing that the two of them were about to stage a fancy show of love and abuse of dogs, Li Nianfan quickly interrupted, “Ahem, Brother Niu, that…can you get along?”

“Theoretically, it is not possible.” Niutou said. The three words’in theory’ are very particular. Sure enough, I just listened to Niutou’s words. “However, the three of them have established Buddhism and the incarnation. Underworld, a complement of Samsara, these are all public virtues, and you can intercede outside the law.”

Li Nianfan smiled, “It’s good to be able to intercede!”

The so-called intercourse, isn’t this thing controlled by Bull’s hands.

Immediately, he took out the wine Calabash and poured a glass of wine “by the way”, “By the way, Brother Niu, Brother Ma, we met for the first time, you haven’t tasted my own wine, although It’s not as good as the so-called fairy wine, but the taste is definitely ok, try it soon.”

“Mr. Li, you are out of sight. Based on our relationship, do you need to take care of these external objects?” Niu Tau and Ma Mian said in their mouths, but their eyes were staring straight at the quilt, and they were about to protrude. NS.

After their recovery, black and white impermanence often boasted in front of them how wonderful an expert is, and the most mentioned, naturally, the food and wine of an expert are a hundred times more precious than the so-called Xianlu Qiongye!

Every time I heard it, I greeted the bull’s head and the horse’s face so much, their saliva was smashing, and their other things were not good, just like this one!

Is this the wine of an expert?

Sniff the nose, um, it smells so good!

Li Nianfan smiled and said, “It’s because of not seeing the outside that I invite you to drink, you are welcome.”

Ngau Tau Ma Mian “gudong” swallowed a mouthful of water, “Then we would be disrespectful.”

After the conversation, I couldn’t wait to take the wine glass and drank it all in one go.

“what–”

Good wine, really good wine!

They smashed their mouths. Not only did they taste great, but it was also of great benefit to Cultivation Base. This wine… is nothing like what the world can have.

Numerous thoughts rushed into the heart of Ngau Tau Ma Mian, and his admiration for an expert soared. I didn’t expect that not only was he out of trouble, but he could also taste such a great wine. Such a good fortune is simply something that I would never dream of.

Li Nianfan took the wine Calabash and smiled slightly, “Come on, there is one more after drinking this glass.”

Of course, he didn’t just drink Niu Tau Ma Noodles, but they were still beside the black and white impermanence. Naturally, they were also indispensable. They were also given a glass of wine along with the ghost guards here.

The eyes of these ghosts have long been looking towards this side. I thought I would be able to smell the scent of wine and get nasal addiction. I didn’t expect to be able to drink a glass of wine. I was flattered and thanked again and again.

As for the queue of souls, it is a bit miserable, and can only be watched eagerly.

At this moment, an old man blurted out in protest: “Why don’t we? Give one drop.”

“what?”

Bullhead was stunned for a moment, “This old man’s thinking can be so clear, what’s the matter?”

Ma Meng waved his hand, “It seems that I have some reservations. Drag it out and give another bowl of Granny Meng’s Soup.”

Everyone enjoyed a feast of grapes and wine, and their mood suddenly became happy.

The bull’s face of the bull’s head became red ascending, and he patted his chest cheerfully and said: “Young Master Li, these three are your friends, that’s my bull’s friend. My bull has no other skills. I am a friend. I’m good at cutting it, it’s on my body!”

Immediately, he raised his hand and waved, a dim light appeared on the life and death book.

The first thing that appeared was Yue Tu.

“The demons, there are countless murders, and the crimes are extremely heinous. When you enter the sixteenth floor of The Underworld, you will be sentenced to three thousand years, and then enter the pig fetus.”

This is terrifying. You have to suffer for three thousand years on The Underworld on the sixteenth floor, and then you have to get into a pig fetus.

“Small things.” Niutou smiled slightly, rinsed the brush in his mouth, and began to write.

“Nian Qifan repented, created Buddhism, led people to good, and established good causes. It is recommended that the penalty of The Underworld be temporarily exempted for future observation.”

The bull’s head scratched the bull’s head and said: “Young Master Li, The Underworld is exempt, but if you join Samsara, you will probably have to experience the misery of the ninth life, and you may not necessarily be a human being.”

“Thank you so much.” Yue Tu said sincerely, and paused: “Can you let me become a man?”

It seems that she is still looking forward to becoming a monk again in the next life.

“Hahaha, this is the easiest one.” Niutou smiled slightly, and wrote parentheses, male, male, and male at the end.

Then when they arrived at reboot and Yun Yiyi, their faces suddenly became a little nervous.

Not surprisingly, their crimes also reached the level of entering The Underworld, but they were much lighter than Yue Tu.

Niutou smiled, “You two are easier to deal with, and there is a great favor in my underworld, it’s a piece of cake.”

Yun Yiyi said in anticipation: “Can you arrange for me and the monk to be a husband and wife?”

Bull head said: “It’s okay, but it’s okay, but since you are guilty, you are destined to have a lot of setbacks.”

Li Nianfan smiled and said: “Setbacks don’t matter, the final outcome is good.”

Niu Tau saw that Li Nianfan had spoken, so naturally he wouldn’t say much, and he shook the brush in his mouth, “This… I’ll try it.”

“For the ninth generation of love, although it has been difficult and difficult, the road of love is bumpy, and the obstruction is like a moat, but…”

Niutou repeatedly weighed this sentence, and finally slapped his forehead, and simply wrote the words “successful ending”.

Damn it, no matter what, anyway, I write it here in general. As for the specific destiny arrangement, love is so good.

I’m a rough man, I can only help you so much.

Yun Yiyi immediately said happily, “Thank you, Lord Bull Head.”

The black and white is not common, and he smiled and said: “It’s okay, as long as you drink Granny Meng’s Soup, you can reincarnate.”

The three of Yue Tu glanced at each other, and bowed to Li Nianfan together, without speaking, because words could no longer express the gratitude they and others felt in their hearts.

Li Nianfan laughed, “Okay, you should be thankful to the adults in the underground palace, and be a good man in your next life.”

He pursed his mouth, feeling that his words were a little weird.

Black and white impermanence leads the way, “Please follow me.”

For the three of Yue Tu, the prefecture naturally opened a fast track, without queuing, to ensure that they could reincarnate quickly.

Back to Bridge of Helplessness, the old woman who scooped the soup is still there, her face is kind, and it doesn’t seem to have changed much.

He smiled at everyone, opened the back door, and scooped three bowls for the three of Yue Tu, “You’re welcome, just drink it.”

She looked at Li Nianfan and others again, and said with a smile: “Guests, do you want something?”

“No!” Nuan and Longer trembled all over, hiding behind Li Nianfan.

Ziye couldn’t help but said, “Mother-in-law, don’t make a joke.”

With a smile on her face, she remembers that when she came to the underworld, her mother-in-law would ask herself this question every time, scaring her.

“Hehe, it’s Xiaozi.” Granny Meng’s eyes showed kindness, “I haven’t seen each other for many years, how is Tiangong now?”

Ziye’s complexion was a little bitter, and she opened her mouth, ready to tell Granny Meng about the situation in Tiangong, hoping to get a solution.

“vomit!”

Yun Yiyi suddenly retched. She took the bowl and suddenly heard it unsuspectingly. Her stomach twitched and her face was full of horror.

It’s smelly and fishy, ​​drink this thing… will it die?

Looking at Yue Tu and rebooting again, the two of them had closed their eyes and seemed to be chanting, but the hand holding the bowl was trembling slightly.

Yun Yiyi quickly apologized, “I’m sorry, I’m a bit…vomit!”

Li Nianfan couldn’t help but said, “Um…mother, can you add some seasoning to the soup? Anyway, it can improve the taste.”

Granny Meng smiled and said, “If Li Gongzi has any seasoning, you can put it in the pot and try it.”

“Good.” Li Nianfan took out the seasoning bag he brought with him, tore a bag open, and poured a small half bag into the pot.

Granny Meng stirred for a while. The next moment, a strange fragrance suddenly appeared. Suddenly, the ghosts that were originally full of anxious faces suddenly twitched their noses and looked strangely at Granny Meng’s Soup, even a little impatient.

The eyes of black and white impermanence couldn’t help but be certain. Looking at the pot of Granny Meng’s Soup, he couldn’t help licking his own lips.

Bai Wuchang couldn’t help but said, “Young Master Li, what did you put on this? It smells so sweet!”

“Essence of chicken and cumin, these two are good things to improve the taste and fragrance.”

Bai Wuchang exclaimed: “I’m going, chicken essence? This is a fetish!”

Heiwuchang is full of curiosity for knowledge, “What kind of chicken is this fine? Grab some more.”

Granny Meng started to give soup to the ghosts again.

In front of him is a middle-aged man, holding Granny Meng’s Soup in his hand, but he hasn’t spoken for a long time.

Gui Cha’s face suddenly sank, and he shouted in a low voice, “What’s wrong? It’s been improved for you, so why don’t you drink it? Hurry up!”

With a pained look on the ghost’s face, he said: “The grown-ups don’t know. The villain and a woman fell in love and killed each other. The love is stronger than gold, and the world is touched. They imprinted each other deeply in their minds. They once swore that forever. I won’t forget each other.”

Guicha frowned, “What do you want to express?”

“A bowl of Granny Meng’s Soup…maybe not enough.”

“Good boy, brave enough! I think you clearly want to cheat and drink!”

Gui Cha had already seen everything and beckoned, “Come here, bring him the original Granny Meng’s Soup, and let him drink to his fill!”