Kicked out of Rhodes Island, a small quilt was covered in the hole of the Longmen Bridge

"It's okay, it's okay, at least Tiantianhuaniang—Wangwu!"

Bai Hua wanted to continue asking, but Jing Zhe behind him finally couldn't stand it any longer. Jing Zhe, who was about to go out in a red robe, grabbed Bai Hua's ear, abruptly interrupting this irritating question.

"I almost got Bai Hua. Anyway, you are a guy who can eat even the green belt with relish. There is no need to care if there are these Yan Kingdom specialties, right?"

"Even I wouldn't just be satisfied with eating green belts!"

Bai Hua immediately retorted in dissatisfaction. People are animals that are constantly pursuing a high-quality life. Bai Hua, who used to sleep in the bridge hole, has now lived in a mid-to-high-end apartment (paying off the rent). Naturally, her diet will not be limited to the original green belt. , but has progressed to the level of going to the supermarket to eat and drink for free on rest days. (?)

"No, no, it has nothing to do with what to eat. I just wanted to verify a conjecture of mine."

Halfway through the explanation, Bai Hua quickly shook her head, indicating that the question just now was intentional.

"guess?"

"Hmm...there are not enough clues right now, let me tell Sister Jing Zhe after I have a firm conclusion."

Bai Hua rubbed her ears to make a fool of herself, but Jing Zhe didn't continue to ask. She knew that although Bai Hua seemed a little unreliable most of the time, in a sense, this gray wolf even Be more professional than yourself.

At least from the current point of view, I really don't have any clue about the situation in front of me. Since Bai Hua has found some directions of doubt, I should naturally choose to trust and cooperate with the other party.

After Bai Hua and Jing Zhe put on their clothes, they left the bedroom and followed the wooden stairs from the guest room on the second floor to the lobby on the first floor. At this time, tables and chairs were already set up in the lobby, and all kinds of steaming dishes with meat and vegetables were neatly placed on it. dishes, surrounded by a few residents with curious expressions on their faces.

"Two heroes! I don't know how you rested just now? If you are negligent, just tell me, and I will correct it for you immediately! In addition, this dish is also made by me. If you don't mind, please try it."

Dressed a little more delicately than the shop waiter, a rich middle-aged man with a round cap on his head came over with a smile on his face, he seemed to be the shopkeeper of this restaurant.

"Don't bother the shopkeeper, the cleanliness and quality of the guest rooms are not to be picky, and the food looks very rich! In fact, we obviously didn't do anything, so it feels embarrassing to be so hospitable..."

Bai Hua rubbed her ears, this sentence was not modest.

When the village was invaded by 'monsters' before, although Bai Hua really wanted to stop these things with Jingzhe at first and protect everyone to go to a safe sunny place, but later because the so-called 'monster' was too simple and cute , directly poked at Baihua's strike zone, causing Baihua not to use force to stop these 'monsters', but directly embraced them with open arms, scaring the monsters away with her perverted behavior. As for the one in his arms, I don't know whether it was frightened or Shi Ke couldn't kill Lei Pu, and abruptly chose to blew himself up, causing Bai Hua's body to be covered in black ink.

Bai Hua and Jing Zhe, who inexplicably drove away the monsters in this way, were regarded as heroes together, and because of the ink on Bai Hua's body, the tavern owner offered to provide a place to rest and change, so there was the beginning and the present scene.

"This stir-fried bamboo shoots with bacon is really amazing! The Mushu persimmons have a smooth texture that is beyond praise. The most amazing thing is the potato stew!"

Although she said 'sorry' on her mouth, Bai Hua's fingers holding the chopsticks never stopped. After a little politeness, she began to taste the dishes of the tavern in Poshan Town as a gourmet.

"The taste is really amazing. I didn't expect the craftsmanship to be so superb. It is already comparable to the imperial dining room in the capital."

At the beginning, Jing Zhe was a little bit reluctant to let go. I don't know if he was influenced by Bai Hua's halo of cooking rice. After hesitating for a while, he moved his chopsticks and also gave a high evaluation.

"Shopkeeper, these dishes taste really good! If you don't mind, can we have dinner here tomorrow? I'm very interested in your signature charcoal-grilled tumor milk stew and mango sorbet!"

Bai Hua pointed to a sign hanging on the wall of the tavern as a menu.

"Of course it's no problem, hero! Then you can appreciate my craftsmanship...craft?"

The shopkeeper first patted his chest cheerfully, expressing that of course there was no problem, but then he paused for a moment.He looked at the wooden menu board on the wall, and seemed to be frozen in place for a moment.

"What happened to the shopkeeper?"

"It's all right! Two heroes, eat slowly! You two don't know, this monster comes back to attack this village every now and then. Although we have thought about fighting them, the only thing in this village is that there is no blacksmith shop, and there are no merchants outside. It was really hard to attack, but the two heroes scattered the monster casually, which made everyone heave a sigh of relief!"

The shopkeeper immediately shook his head to recover from the unnatural pause, and responded with a smiling face.

"It's good that you're fine, and besides, I'm not what everyone thinks, 'blasting monsters away with a wave of my hand'..."

Bai Hua smiled wryly and explained that she just wanted to abduct a 'monster' they called, but it seemed to be regarded as a pervert.

But when he said this, Bai Hua had a thoughtful expression on his face.

He picked up a piece of meat from the plate again, no matter the texture, the smell, or the touch in the mouth, everything was extremely real.

But also because of this...

Bai Hua secretly took out the wonderfully well-made 'talisman' that Nian gave her from her pocket.

——I feel that this task is more troublesome than expected, my lord director of a bad movie.

Bai Hua sighed, then picked up a piece of meat and put it into his mouth again.

269. How the Qilin Taoist practiced, the charlatan was beaten (10k)

"Speaking of the shopkeeper, is there anything unusual about the sky outside?"

In the tavern in Niweng Town, Bai Hua sitting at the table was chatting with the tavern owner while drinking the home-brewed wine called 'Manna Luchu'.

At this time, the guests who had come to watch the fun had dispersed, and there were only a few tables of diners who were drinking and drinking normally, and they occasionally leaned over to chat and make jokes.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with the weather. Brother Bai Hua, do you think there's something weird about it?"

After hearing Bai Hua's question, the shopkeeper walked to the door of the tavern and looked up at the sky. The crescent moon and the sun were still hanging high in the sky, but the shopkeeper didn't show any surprise when he saw this picture.

"No, no, I just said it casually."

"The moon and Tailiang not only exist at the same time, but also rise and fall with their positions. Don't you think it's weird?"

Bai Hua waved her hands to fool her, but Jing Zhe couldn't sit still. After arriving in this village inexplicably, strange things happened one after another, which made Jing Zhe plan to use a more direct way to obtain some information.

"Miss Jing Zhe, what you said... Could it be that the sun and the moon are moving in the village and town you two came to?"

Jing Zhe's inquiry stunned the shopkeeper for a moment, and the diners who were drinking around also asked curiously.

"The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and the sun and the moon alternate, and it will not change with the change of people's position-this is a normal phenomenon."

Jing Zhe responded with a frown, while Bai Hua at the side could only show a wry smile.

"This is really... It seems that there are other caves outside Poshan Town, but for us, the sun and the moon are in the sky. It is an extremely natural law. From the extreme east of the village to the end of the west side, the time it takes for this journey That's 12 hours. Is there anything wrong?"

"How can you use such a playful timing method——huh!?"

"Sister Jingzhe, come and have a drink, this wine is neither salty nor weak, it tastes great!"

Jing Zhe wanted to continue debating with the shopkeeper and diners about the timing rules, but was interrupted by Bai Hua forcibly in the middle of the conversation.Bai Hua turned into Brother Jie and poured wine for Jingzhe, and hurriedly looked for new topics by the way.

"Speaking of it, shopkeeper, what happened to those monsters that appeared with the bell before? Although sister Jingzhe and I have traveled to many places, this is the first time we have seen such a wonderful thing, right? Miss Jingzhe?"

"...Well, you're right."

Jing Zhe resisted the blue veins on her forehead, although she wished she could use Lei Fa to rectify this gray wolf who dared to attack her directly on the spot and then dragged him into the house and ruined him ruthlessly, but as I said before, Jing Zhe has always been They all think that Bai Hua is a more reliable existence than themselves. Since Bai Hua suddenly made such a simple and rude behavior of interrupting the conversation, it means that his actions just now may cause some mistakes.

"The two heroes have never seen those monsters before? Even so, they still stood up bravely. This courage is even more admirable. I will do it first!"

After hearing this, the diners who thought they were tall and strong raised their wine glasses and toasted Bai Hua Jingzhe, and then drank it in one gulp, attracting applause from everyone.

"Then I too..."

"No, no, no! If you do it too, then I won't be a persuasion! Anyway, I'm telling the truth about this monster—we don't know what it is. Everyone only knows that those monsters will kill people alive Swallowing can be large or small, ranging from two meters up to the calf, most of them are dispatched in groups, and occasionally there will be single actions."

The villager waved his hand boldly to signal Bai Hua not to follow Ton, and then told the information about those monsters.

"Those monsters will appear from the western mountains and forests from time to time to attack the villages and towns. Although they can avoid their attacks as long as they escape to the sun, such a life of surprises is really uncomfortable—if this village doesn't have Blacksmith, you can't forge sharp-edged armor, and we plan to destroy the caves where those monsters live!"

After the man finished speaking, the rest of the people also echoed. It can be seen that the existence of those monsters has caused the villagers to mourn and be furious.

"The cave to the west?"

"That's right, under the crescent moon is the lair of those monsters, and because of this, it is almost difficult to get out of this village. You two must be lucky, and you didn't disturb those monsters and beasts when you passed by here."

The villagers rubbed their chins and pointed to the west of the village. Although the town is not big, it is not far in sight.At least in the tavern, there is no way to see the habitats of those monsters clearly.

——Sure enough, but from any angle, it's getting more and more strange.

Listening to the chatter of the residents and the information they got, Bai Hua frowned slightly.

But now that we know that the west end of the village is the exit, we can go and see what is going on at the end of the village, and maybe we can also know the reason why he and Jing Zhe came here.

Bai Hua made up her mind, got up and came to the shopkeeper.

"To tell you the truth, shopkeeper, everyone——Sister Jingzhe and I are actually Taoist priests from Shangshu."

"Shang Shu?" "Eh? Exorcising demons... Taoist?" "What is that?" "Ah?"

After hearing Bai Hua's self-introduction, everyone present was stunned for a moment, including Jing Zhe.

"That's right, as the name suggests, it is a cultivator who slays demons and eliminates demons, and is not afraid of evil spirits, right, Miss Jingzhe?"

"Well, that...well, it's just like what Bai Hua said."

Jing Zhe didn't know how to answer the words that were thrown suddenly, so Qilin could only bite the bullet and follow Bai Hua's words to change careers temporarily, from the Supervision Department of Dali Temple to the one who seemed a bit like a celestial master, but A completely different rivers and lakes Taoist.

"It seems that everyone doesn't believe it very much, but I can understand it. After all, two guys who suddenly appeared out of nowhere said that they were Taoist priests or something, and they would murmur in their hearts."

Bai Hua nodded with a face of "I understand, I understand", and at the same time walked to the side of the peach wood sword pendant next to the counter of the tavern to ward off evil spirits.

"It's not that I don't trust Brother Baihua, it's just that this Taoist..."

"Then let Sister Jingzhe prove it—hey!"

Bai Hua took down the mahogany sword, and before the diners finished speaking, they directly handed the mahogany sword to Jing Zhe, who was completely out of state.

"Wait a minute...well, what is this for, Bai Hua?"

Although Jing Zhe instinctively caught the mahogany sword thrown by Bai Hua, but he still couldn't figure out what this gray wolf was planning to do.

"Please let Sister Jingzhe perform it, the most basic quality of being a Taoist priest!"

"...?"

Bai Hua directed everyone's attention to Jing Zhe, and instantly everyone in the tavern focused their attention on this 'Kirin Taoist' wearing a red robe.

"This... um..."

The progress of the situation is really too bizarre, but because Jingzhe herself is not very clear about what she should do, and when she was studying with her master before, she has actually been more or less influenced by some so-called "Taoism", so holding the mahogany After a brief hesitation, Jingzhe of the sword was still a little awkward. He carefully danced the mahogany sword into a sword flower and put it behind his back, then raised two fingers of his left hand and stretched straight forward.

"Skyfire Thunder God, thunder from five directions. Earth Fire Thunder God, eliminate demons and spirits...?"

Jing Zhe whispered a Taoist mantra that he had heard in his memory in a uncertain hesitant tone. Although the pose he put on was indeed impressive, it was just that the eyes of this 'Taoist' were not firm at all, as if he was asking for help. General looked at Gray Wolf, hoping that the instigator, Bai Hua, would quickly pick herself out of the fire pit.

"How about it, now everyone should believe that Sister Jingzhe is a Taoist priest?"

"Not so much believe it or not... We didn't start out—"

"Yeah, I understand, I understand, just posing like this and reciting a mantra must not be accepted by everyone. In this case, Sister Jingzhe will perform a little more unique skills!"

Bai Hua at the side interrupted everyone's conversation again. While taking out his mobile phone with no signal, he took a picture of Jing Zhe, who was blushing in embarrassment, and at the same time took another gourd from the counter and threw it to Jing Zhe.

"Hmmm - Birch...!"

Although Jing Zhe still instinctively caught the gourd, but this time it was obvious that there was a trace of restrained sullenness in the voice of calling Gray Wolf.

"Sister Jing Zhe, come and give them the whole job!"

Bai Hua ignored Jing Zhe's tone, and with a big wave of his hand, he directly dragged Jing Zhe, who was already shy and wanted to run away, under everyone's sight.

"You idiot... um, gourd?"

If the Peach Wood Sword is still somewhat affected, then the gourd is really a blind spot in Jingzhe's knowledge.

——How do Taoist priests use this thing...Is it directly used to drink?It shouldn't be, it seems to be used to suck it up and spray it out...?

Jing Zhe, who had the courage to cooperate with Bai Hua's performance, looked at the gourd in his hand and murmured in his heart, but the eyes around him were as dazzling as a light bulb illuminating Dijia's chest, which made Jing Zhe unable to think about countermeasures leisurely.

In the end, Miss Supervising Department closed her eyes, unscrewed the bottle stopper of the gourd, and pointed the gourd bottle at her mouth with a slight arc.

"—!?"

The moment the liquid inside was put into Jing Zhe's mouth, Jing Zhe, who has rich cooking experience, analyzed it all at once. The gourd contained cooking wine.

But after all, Miss Supervision Department is the elite of Dali Temple's elite. After showing a distorted expression of "like drinking a big mouthful of cooking wine" for a moment, Jing Zhe immediately returned to her normal posture. Spray the cooking wine '噗嗤' evenly on the mahogany sword, then wave the mahogany sword in his hand, cover the gourd cork, and carry it handsomely behind his back.

"Okay, amazing!"

After Jingzhe's set of operations, the people who didn't know how serious they were, clapped their hands and applauded. It can be seen that Jingzhe's set of operations, not to mention whether it is normal or not, at least looks decent, and it is definitely more than enough to fool ordinary passers-by.

Of course, it is estimated that the tavern staff such as the shopkeeper and the waiter will clap their hands and say hello, why does Miss Jingzhe spray cooking wine on the mahogany sword? Could it be to remove the fishy smell?

"Kacha Kacha—hmph, now everyone should believe that Sister Jingzhe is a serious Taoist priest, huh? Still don't believe it? There is really no way, then I can only ask Sister Jingzhe to take action The Taoist priest's ultimate unique skill!"

Bai Hua, who was frantically taking pictures next to her, coughed twice, this time it wasn't even an 'interruption', everyone was 'prejudged' by Bai Hua in advance before they even had time to express their thoughts.

Bai Hua walked to the big vat filled with stagnant water in the corner of the tavern, and extended an invitation to Jing Zhe, who was blushing and rinsing her mouth while enduring her shame.

"I understand."

After hearing Bai Hua's invitation, Jing Zhe wiped her mouth with a towel, and walked to Bai Hua's side without hesitation.

"Then I will ask Sister Jingzhe to perform the 'Water Tank Taijiquan' that only experienced Taoist priests can learn! It is said that as long as you keep drawing circles in the water, you can break the water tank—puff puff puff... help! ? Going to drown beep beep—"

"Water tank, right? I'm going to show you the secret method of killing dogs with a water tank...!"

Jing Zhe, who had been suffocated for a long time because of Bai Hua's various strange fire operations, did not get used to Bai Hua at all this time.

Without further ado, she directly pressed Bai Hua's head into the water tank, no matter how much the gray wolf thrashed about, she would not let go, and then she simply switched on some electricity in the tank.