loli sage, lawless

Loli Sage, Lawless Author: It's Not Ike

Others took off after having a system, and after Su Bai found out that she had a system, the system actually wanted to bully her!

Su Bai, who doesn't want to be bullied by the system, can only choose to bully others.Dominate the childhood of orphans with pure milk.Cure those who have no money to treat diseases in advance, and let the love of those well-meaning people go to waste.Solve the Riemann Hypothesis in front of mathematicians and let them feel their ignorance.In front of the military personnel, the spaceship was dug out of the soil, so that they could only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives, and could not understand the mystery of it.

Su Bai: I am so evil, you are right, system!

system:???

Chapter 1 This kind of bullying is a bit weird

"There is nothing more reassuring than having a cup of sweet and sour milk tea after a hard day's work."

On the swing in the park, Su Bai, who was wearing a white cat-ear trench coat, was holding a cup of her favorite coconut milk tea, and after adding cheese, she slowly closed her pair of beautiful eyes that were as bright as stars. , feeling this piece of peace.

The cool autumn wind blows by her side, and the long hair, which is as gorgeous as the silver sea, shows a different kind of beauty under the breeze blowing and the autumn setting sun.

Slowly let go of the legs on the ground, the swing swayed slowly under the action of gravity, listening to the birds and insects in the park, and feeling all the beauty in this world.

In this world, the years are quiet and good.

[Drip~ The system is fully charged, the strongest bullying system is activated, host, your nightmare has come! 】

"Forehead?"

At this moment, a voice that surprised Su Bai rang in her mind, making Su Bai stunned for a moment.

system?

"I really have golden fingers!"

Su Bai couldn't help but get excited at this moment.

It has been 18 years since she traveled to this world, and she has also been struggling alone for 18 years.

Originally thought that it was a lie that the traversers had golden fingers, and she would end up spending this life very mediocrely.However, she never expected that she would actually turn on the system on such an ordinary day without any special features.

Could it be that... she is going to take off!

However, the phrase "Host, what does your nightmare come to you mean?" at the back of the system?

[It was detected that the host had some unrealistic ideas about the activation of this system, and he didn't take the initiative to coax the bad mood of not being able to bully the host for 18 years because of charging.The system is very angry, and the consequences are serious!

"?"

[It is detected that the milk tea in the host's hand is the host's favorite drink, the bullying is activated and it is confiscated. 】

"??"

Under Su Bai's bewildered eyes, the milk tea in her hand disappeared out of thin air.

After shaking the hand that was holding the milk tea before, Su Bai wanted to cry for a moment.

The meaning of listening to this system... co-authoring this system is to bully her!

"What kind of broken system is this? I only have one sip of the milk tea!"

Su Bai couldn't help shouting.

After working hard all day, I can finally drink a cup of milk tea to soothe the troubles I suffered during the working day.

As a result, the milk tea is gone now! And the system that confiscated her milk tea is actually a system that all time travelers should have!

[It was detected that the host dared to insult the system, the system was very angry, the consequences were serious, the bullying was activated, and the host gave out pure milk that the host did not like to drink.You must finish drinking quickly, otherwise the consequences will be serious!]

The next moment, as the system prompt sounded again, a bottle of pure milk appeared in Su Bai's arms.

"Ah? Eh? E mmmm..."

Looking at the pure milk in his hand, Su Bai was stunned.

Although pure milk has no taste, she doesn't really dislike drinking it.The reason why she rarely drinks it is because she likes to drink sweet ones.

【Hurry up and finish drinking, remember to drink all of it, otherwise the consequences will be serious!】

At this time, the system reminded again, with a very strong tone, which gave Su Bai the feeling that a super strong man was glaring at him viciously.

"Oh..."

Although I am a bit confused, this pure milk is genuine, the production date is the day before yesterday, the packaging is not damaged, and it is completely drinkable.

Based on the principle of not being wasted, Su Bai drank all of it, and threw the empty box into the trash can.

After taking out the trash, Su Bai planned to leave the park and go back to work.

As for the system? She was a bit baffled by the system. She really didn't know what the system could do for a while.

[Drip~ It is detected that the ongoing behavior of the host is to go to work. 】

[Analysis of civilized vocabulary, work is to use one's own labor force to increase the means of production for the society to reflect self-worth. 】

[This behavior does not conform to the core values ​​of the system, and the host will also reflect his own life value in this process, which violates the basic principle that the system must bully the host]

[Bullying starts, giving out evil props that will make the host lazy]

【Feel the pain! With the existence of this system, you, the host, will never want to reflect your own life value】

"?"

In Su Bai's bewildered eyes, 10 yuan appeared in Su Bai's hands.

Looking at the new 10 yuan banknotes in his hand, Su Bai's whole body was smected.

In order not to make her work, in order to make her lazy, so send her money directly?

After seeing the 10 yuan, Su Bai hesitated. This system seems... very good.

But, because of the 10 yuan, she gave up her job? What if the system does not give her money in the future, what should she do? Work is still very important, and having a stable income...

[It is detected that the host still has no fundamental greed and laziness, and still has the idea of ​​increasing production materials for the society and reflecting self-worth in his heart, so he will distribute more evil props to force the host to degenerate!]

"Drip~"

After the system finished speaking, no more money appeared, but Su Bai's cell phone rang.

Su Bai picked up her mobile phone and took a look, only to find that just a few seconds ago, 1000 million had just arrived in her bank card account.

After seeing 1000 million, Su Bai hesitated for a few seconds, then picked up the phone: "Hello, boss? Oh, I have nothing to do with you, I just want to greet your mother, and then I quit."

After resolutely hanging up the phone, Su Bai's mood completely improved.

In that crappy job, the salary is low and the work is too much, and overtime is often required, and there is no overtime pay.If it weren't for the pressure of her previous life, she wouldn't want to do it long ago.

"It's so cool to be bullied by you!"

At this time, Su Bai put his hips on his hips and said, so there is such a thing as bullying? It's so cool! Su Bai couldn't even figure out whether the word bullying is good or bad for a while.

Being bullied is a very painful thing to be reasonable, but the person who bullies you is calling you poor and throwing money in your face at the same time?

No, the system has not achieved this step yet. The system put the money in her hands properly, and then warned her in the most vicious tone to be lazy in the future, buy whatever she wants, and eat whatever she wants.

Is this... really bullying?

[The host's current thoughts are in line with the core values ​​of the system, Gu allows the host to please the system]

[Issuing task: Please bully a hundred people in a way that makes this system feel happy, please this system]

[Task time limit: one week]

[Mission Reward: A Miracle]

[Failure Punishment: Do you still dare to fail?]

ps: Baimao, I'm a bit dumb, I don't know if you will like it

Chapter 2 The so-called childhood full of shadows

"You want me to bully others? I won't!"

Su Bai was a little distressed about the task issued by the system.

No matter in her previous life or this life, she feels that she is a good citizen.As a three-good citizen, how can you do such a thing as bullying others?

She has no intention of bullying.

[The so-called bullying is to impose your own will on others, making others feel pain and fall into the fear of being dominated by you.As my host, this is a knowledge point that must be mastered. If you don't even know this bit of common sense, the system will be very angry and the consequences will be serious.Bullying starts, for the next month, the host is forbidden to eat any high-calorie snacks and Western-style fast food]

"what!"

After Su Bai heard the system's words, he was a little dumbfounded when he saw the golden arches close at hand, and asked, "What would I eat if I don't eat hamburgers?"

Originally, after I got off work, I planned to drink some milk tea to rest, then eat something casually, and then started to work the night shift.

Now I resign directly and don't have to go to work, but I still have to eat.

As a wealthy person who has just received 1000 million, Su Bai has decisively abandoned a cheap burger restaurant he used to eat at, and chose the Golden Arches.

Then, the system now prevents her from eating burgers and high-calorie snacks.So what does she eat now? Could it be to eat Malatang? But as a wealthy person with 1000 million yuan, would eating Malatang be a bit shabby? Why should I reward myself with a meal?

As Su Bai said, he looked at a high-end seafood porridge with a per capita consumption of more than 1500 just next to the Golden Arch.

"Forget it, don't drink porridge now, find another place to eat."

Seafood Su Bai still likes to eat, but it's a pity that he was too poor to afford it.

As for the porridge...how can there be hamburger Malatang in porridge?

[It was detected that the host hates porridge. Given that the system is not in a good mood right now, the bullying has started. The host has ordered a large portion of seafood porridge, and more than 60.00% of it must be eaten. 】

"Drip~"

After the system sound rang again, Su Bai took out his mobile phone.A text message was sent from above. Simply put, she had ordered high-end seafood porridge in front of her, and she could already eat it.

"emm mmmm... well, I don't hate porridge, I just..."

[No sophistry! Hurry up and eat. 】

Before Su Bai finished speaking, the system severely reprimanded him.

Regarding this, Su Bai was a little speechless. It's not that she really hates seafood porridge, it's just that she doesn't want it now.However, the system has already made a reservation for her, and it costs thousands of dollars, what a pity not to eat it! Is she the kind of stubborn ass?

After entering the restaurant and saying that he had an appointment, Su Bai was taken to a corner by the glass window and sat down.

The waiter here was quite surprised to see Su Bai eating alone. After all, Su Bai looked a little small, but he had already bought the order when he made the reservation, so he didn't ask any more questions.

Su Bai is a little looking forward to seafood porridge. I don’t know if the system is ordering her favorite eel seafood porridge or crab. Shrimp is also good. Among seafood, her favorite is shrimp.

Then, after the seafood porridge was served, Su Bai found that there were eels, crabs, and shrimps, and the crab was not a swimming crab, but a king crab...

"em mmmm...system, I can't finish it."

Su Bai looked at the big pot of seafood porridge in front of him, feeling a little aggrieved.

This pot is a bit too much for three people, and then let her eat it alone? She can't finish it!

【Heh~ how can this system make your life so comfortable, hurry up and give it to me!】

The system spoke at this time, the tone was still a little harsh, but there seemed to be a little joy in the harshness.

Regarding this, after Su Bai hesitated for a while, he still didn't say much, and started to eat directly.

Although I seldom drink porridge, I don’t like porridge too much.However, with so much seafood added, it is impossible to be unpalatable no matter how it is made.

After eating, Su Bai found that this pot of seafood porridge looked like a lot, but it was actually not as much as it seemed. After eating the king crab, shrimp and eel, the remaining porridge was actually just a few mouthfuls.

"Hiccup~"

Although it is said, it is enough to feed Su Bai.

After eating and drinking enough, Su Bai also needs to start thinking about one thing now, that is how to complete the task of the system.

Bullying others, she... really can't do it!

However, the system is a little too kind to herself, and she is giving money and feeding food, and she seems to be a little sorry for the system if she doesn't do it.

The key is...

Su Bai looked at his pair of white and tender hands, clenched his fist vigorously, then looked towards the window, through the reflection of the window, he bared his teeth and showed a fierce expression.

"Pfft~ So cute... Sorry, this is dessert."

At this moment, the waiter who brought the dessert came over.