my monster girlfriends

This kind of action is done by a cat, of course, it is very normal, it will only make people feel cute; but if it is replaced by a cat girl... cute is still cute, but it is not very friendly to the body of an energetic adult male like Bai Yin...

"Master, you..."

"It's not allowed to use this kind of address." Bai Yin interrupted immediately, "...at least not when you are Miao Wuwu."

Why not?You can think about it, if Miao Wuwu suddenly yelled in the street, what kind of expression would passers-by would have... Perhaps before the end of the street, Bai Yin was reported by enthusiastic people for interviews.

"That's a good thing, let me tell you that I've had enough of the name Miao Wuwu long ago, and I just want to change it now." Miao Wuwu's eyes lit up, "Master, can you help me think of one?"

"...It doesn't matter what your name is, I mean you are forbidden to call it in human form."

"Ah? Don't you want me to call that when I'm on my body?" Miao Wuwu opened her eyes exaggeratedly and kawaii, "I don't care... But although human beings are free to choose sexual objects Yes, but I think Master, you should see a psychiatrist...it hurts!"

Bai Yin withdrew his fingers, his expression cold: "There is no reason, this is not a discussion, this is an order."

"Wow, you don't let me call you master, but at the same time give me such a strong order, what is this called? Let me think about it... I want to work in the service industry and build a landmark building... right?"

Miao Wuwu's words caused Bai Yin's expression to collapse: "Who did you learn this way of speaking from?"

The cat girl didn't speak, just looked at Bai Yin like this, blinking and blinking...

According to Bai Yin's familiarity with his own cat, he read the words "Of course I learned from you" from this look...

"..."

Bai Yin's tone was stern: "I can memorize a [-]-word article in ten seconds, have you learned this?"

"Report to Teacher Bai, cats have limits, so I won't memorize papers anymore!"

"Speaking of this." Bai Yinxu focused his eyes, "It's just an excuse to ask me for tutoring, right? The real purpose is actually your bad taste, isn't it?"

This kind of psychology is actually quite common, that is, "approach people you are familiar with with another identity, and get some kind of pleasure from the other person's reaction"... There are similar incidents, such as girls changing WeChat to test boyfriends, and students When I grew up, I went to joke when the teacher didn’t recognize me, or my boyfriend went to the store where my girlfriend worked to ask for service, but the other party came in without knowing it, wearing clothes that couldn’t pass the inspection...

"No way!" Miao Wuwu looked angry, "Am I really going to fail?"

"Well, I believe that."

"Although I was trusted, I didn't feel happy at all!"

"Then what else? Other than failing the exam, other reasons."

——When asked such a question, Miao Wuwu felt a little embarrassed.

She blushed and touched her ears, "...I just want to be with you and be happy in everything, can't I?"

After the words fell, Bai Yin was startled.

Yes... How can there be so many reasons?

I just want you to give me tutoring, okay?I just want to be by your side, okay?Just want to get tired of it?Want to have your ears rubbed, your chin scratched, your head touched, is it okay to want these?

If none of these count as "causes," what count as causes?

He pulled the corner of his lower lip, silently skipping these. "It's far away..." There was a pause, "In short... In order to prevent you from dying in the social sense, and to prevent me from dying in the physical sense, this matter is settled like this."

"Oh..." the voice gradually lowered.

"...Don't be so disappointed, right? I've never heard you call before."

Miao Wuwu didn't speak, and anyway, she put on an aggrieved face as if she had been robbed of a small fish.

It can also be seen from this that she is quite obedient... No matter how frustrated she is, she never said something like "I don't care what I call it".

Coincidentally...Bai Yin is just a person who prefers soft things to hard things.

He held his forehead and sighed again, "... Forget it, you can do whatever you want when there is no one else."

"oh oh!"

So it came alive instantly.

"Owner."

"Ah."

"Owner--"

"exist."

"Lord~Man~"

"……I am here."

Seems to have finally got the approval. In the next few minutes, Miao Wuwu kept yelling like this, and changed the tone of her voice mischievously, cute and sexy, and even pretended to be the ghost of the Midnight Ring set The wind—probably elongated the pitch, trembled the voice, and then shook the paws...

In this regard, Bai Yin didn't co-operate uncomfortably. When she called out, he would reply, tirelessly -- so, after calling countless times, Miao Wuwu lay on Bai Yin's chest, revealing some kind of "" Meow has no regrets", a contented expression.

"...Your expression now looks like an old smoker who suddenly smoked a cigarette after quitting smoking for more than ten years."

"That's right." Miao Wuwu said angrily, "In the past, the chief of the bureau strictly prohibited me from showing any flaws... It's fine if I can't speak when I'm in the body, but when I'm in the human form, I can only do it when I see you, the master. Calling 'Classmate Bai', 'Bai Yin', or 'A Bai'...it's really hard!"

The corners of Bai Yin's eyes twitched: "...The director you mentioned, is his surname Xue?"

"Uh... Are there any other directors in the Countermeasures Bureau?"

"He told you to hide it from me?"

"Yeah, the original words are, 'If you reveal your identity, then you will definitely be very close to him as a pet...and based on what I know about that kid, in this case, if he suddenly finds himself If I forget about you, I will definitely do a lot of things that are against human ethics... So, just to be on the safe side, you'd better keep it a secret."

"...It is indeed what the teacher would say." Bai Yin said, "Is there anything else?"

"Let's think about it—'Since you like him so much, you can help him break his virginity at this time. Anyway, he can't remember. Have you read the comics of Time Stop or Common Sense Modification series? It's similar to that.'… ...does this count?"

Bai Yin: "..."

Very good, I remember that there seems to be something called Shixiang Ruanjin San in the warehouse of the Countermeasure Bureau. It is colorless, odorless, and has outstanding effects. According to records, a director of the Bureau once planted it on it many times.

... Turn around, buy some tea and send it to the teacher.

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.29 We can teach catgirls some human knowledge...

"Then comes the second thing." Bai Yin withdrew his gaze from the ceiling, looked at the curvy cat girl who was happily arching in his arms, with a sullen face, "You are not allowed to appear in my human form." bed."

Paused, "...at least change clothes."

The cat girl may be used to sleeping next to him when she was in her original body, so she doesn't know how much of a challenge her master's willpower is to do this kind of action in her current state...

To be reasonable, even Xian Baiyin may not be able to withstand this scene, after all, absolute calmness is absolute calmness, but it is a matter of thinking after all... Hormone secretion is not a matter of [Suanxian] Tube.

It's not that Bai Yin has already left the palace... No, it's Ainz Wuergong, who is not only mentally bound by "magic", but also physically restricted. The only liquid that can come out of his body is bone marrow...

He is a normal male with sound physiology.

To be fair, Bai Yin is still so calm up to now, instead of imitating the plot in the famous No.1 shooting game "Chocolate and Vanilla", it is purely because he has really strong self-control ability...

But the famous vampire and jurist Dio Brando once said: Human beings have limits... If the cat girl is so unconscious, Bai Yin will really stop being a human being.

Well, from the perspective of God, we all know that Ms. Meow will never resist, or that is why she came here...

However... when the words fell, Wuwu Miao's eyes, which were squinted with joy, suddenly opened.

She stopped and raised her head, her pupils were like stars that suddenly shattered.

Cautiously asked: "...you don't want me again?"

Then, with a soft, pleading voice.

"I'll be useful, I can do anything... don't leave me, okay?"

She leaned over and licked Bai Yin's cheek, as if she was trying to please a cat - of course, a cat could do this kind of action, but with such a cute girl, it gave people a charming but pitiful feeling.

Bai Yin felt a little dumbfounded: What did I say about me?Does my above sentence have the slightest meaning?

But he is a very smart person after all, so...he quickly realized that the important thing is not what she asked, but...the "reason" why she asked this sentence.

— Only when you are afraid of losing can you become humble.

Then why is she so worried about gains and losses?What has she been through?

"Zhongbai." Bai Yin called.

"Ok?"

"I'm tired of hearing things like 'don't want to leave'."

"...This kind of talk is too much." Miao Wuwu's voice was muffled.

"The facts are all too much."

"……Oh."

Miao Wuwu pressed her face against the bed, unable to see her expression.

"So... this time, it's my turn to speak."

The cat girl looked up suddenly.

At this time, Bai Yin's tone was leisurely, he raised his head, and looked at the ceiling in a calm manner—he still tried his best not to stay on the girl's beautiful body.

"Miao Wuwu...forget it, let's call you Zhongbai first, and using another name always gives me a bad feeling that I am confessing my love." Bai Yin said, "If I remember correctly, your main body, Including your human form, we have known each other for almost ten years."

"In the past, I was a very bad person. I never cared about other people's feelings. At any time, anywhere, and in everything I did, I always put self-interest as the absolute priority... In some people's eyes, this is very Normal, even encouraging."

"But in my opinion...it's not good."

"But, even if I'm so bad... There are always some people who are by my side."

"Like my parents—of course they are worthy of gratitude, but they are the ones who gave birth to me and raised me after all, so no matter how good they are to me, there are traces to follow."

"Then there was a goblin, but at that time, I was much better, at least I was no longer so selfish... She can't come here now, and I will introduce you to her this winter."

"Only you... No matter how bad I am or how selfish I am, you are always by my side, and you just don't leave, no matter what."

"What's the reason?"

Miao Wuwu just wanted to reply, "Because you are the master", but was blocked by Bai Yin's next sentence.

He said: "The reason is not important, what is important is that you did it."

"So, I will do the same... You asked me what should be, you did this, and as a reward, I will do the same. This is [should], not a law or something, but a rule that belongs to me alone."

When Bai Yin said this, he suddenly smiled, "Didn't you ask me for tutoring, then I will test you... According to this context, what will I say next?"

"...So, I won't leave you either?"

"The meaning is similar, but I owe a little bit of rhetoric. I'll give you six points."

"Passed?"

"Out of one hundred."

"Hello!" Miao Wuwu half cried and half laughed.

The corners of Bai Yin's lips curled up: "Listen well, student Miao, at a time like this, the next thing to say is this..."

pause.

Under Miao Wuwu's expectant gaze, he scratched his head, "Suddenly I don't really want to say it, I feel so ashamed."

"...Say it quickly, meow!"

Ms. Meow choked out her anxious native language.

"Okay, okay..." Bai Yin said, "... Miao Wuwu."

"Ah."

"There is no mausoleum on the mountain, the river is exhausted, the thunder is shaking in winter, the rain is snowing in summer, the heaven and the earth are united, so I dare to say goodbye to you."

"……Can't understand."

"Use the words you can understand... no matter how bad or unsightly you become in the future, I will never leave your side, even if you fall into the deepest darkness, I will not let you be alone soul."

"This is my promise, and I will do it."

He said so.

To her, to it.

To her, he has always been an extremely special existence; and to him... From today, she too.

The answer to Bai Yin was a low answer.

"……Um."

......