my monster girlfriends

Xueli: […]

Looking away a little, we can see that Miss Xue Nu is lying on the ice bed, putting her mobile phone aside, and then burying her face in her arms, rolling like a dolphin playing in the water.

Snapped--

... fell down.

Bai Yin waited for a few seconds, but did not receive Xuelijie's reply, so he put the phone back into his pocket, looked at the shrubs and flower buds with a clear smile.

To be honest, he didn't know why he laughed, as if molesting Miss Xue Nu was something that made people feel happy, so he laughed naturally, looking cheerful and sunny.

When he was in the right mood, he was suddenly patted on the shoulder. Bai Yin turned his head, looked left and right, saw no one, and turned back.

"...I will cry, really cry for you to see."

Bai Yin turned his head again, this time his eyes moved down a little, and he blinked.

"Sorry, it wasn't intentional... I really didn't see it."

To show respect, Bai Yin turned around and faced the other party.

The object of entry is a petite girl with big eyes and a sweet smile. From the top to the bottom, it is a plaid skirt, snow-white stockings, and flat black leather shoes... It is not beautiful, but the texture of youth is very beautiful. Almost overflowing.

She has short flaxen hair, and the hairstyle on the top of her head is a bit strange, probably two small bumps, but fortunately it doesn't affect the overall beauty, on the contrary, it suits the girl's lively personality.

At this time, the little girl who was less than 1.6 meters was dissatisfied loudly: "I have not been comforted at all! It is even more sad!"

Bai Yin looked at her for a second, reasoned a little, and smiled kindly.

"Lost? I'll take you to the junior high school."

Although Zhouyi University has the name of "university", it actually has a junior high school and a high school... because it occupies a large area and there is no blockade from each other, so it is like "the junior high school gets lost to the university department" The situation is not uncommon.

Anyway, Bai Yin has nothing to do now, and doing something good to help others is considered a good deed.

As we all know, people who have done many harmful things will often do some insignificant good things, so as to give themselves some psychological comfort...

After saying this, the girl went crazy... She unceremoniously grabbed Bai Yin's neckline, pulled hard, and pulled his face in front of her, gritted her teeth, and stopped every word:

"I, yes, major, study, department, of!!!"

Bai Yin was silent for two seconds, "... skipped a level?"

The girl took a deep breath, her eyes flickered on Bai Yin's forehead, as if she was considering the possibility of giving this guy a headbutt...

Fortunately, after all, she didn't do such an act of hurting the enemy a thousand, and hurting herself maybe a thousand and five.

Instead, he let go of Bai Yin's collar, and said dissatisfiedly, "Student Bai Yin, we are in the same class, we used to be in the same class... Is it that I'm not worth you to remember?"

When she said that, Bai Yin thought for a while.

After a few seconds, he asked uncertainly, "Wu Miao?"

A very energetic girl suddenly appeared in my memory... She came to help when he was on duty, and then she helped more and more, re-staining the chalk dust on the blackboard eraser that had been dusted off, and collecting the pieces of paper gathered together with a broom Step off, or step on a line of dirty footprints on the freshly mopped floor...

"It's right here!" The girl pressed her chest with one hand.

Bai Yin was silent for half a second, "tsk", turned around and left.

"Hey!"

Before Bai Yin walked away, Miao Wuwu nimbly jumped in front of him: "You made a very impatient voice! Why did you leave when you saw me? Shouldn't old classmates have a good chat when they meet? "

Bai Yin looked down at the other party with an indifferent expression: "Old classmates can talk when they meet, but old troubles are not needed."

"What kind of strange title is Old Trouble? Do you mean me? You mean me!"

"You have many advantages, the biggest advantage is that you are very self-aware."

"Thank you for the compliment...but it's not complimenting me at all!"

"Well, self-knowledge."

"You actually used the same word to hurt me twice!"

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①Writing a book is also beneficial...Although it is a new book, but fgo friend positions are filled in at once (cover your face)

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.3 Do you know what "girlfriend" stands for?

Although Bai Yin has almost written the word "dislike" on his face, classmate Miao Wuwu still follows him step by step... It's not so much persistence as it is that he doesn't know how to read the air at all.

In all fairness, Miao Wuwu is actually a very pretty girl. She is not tall, but she is not simply short-legged. Instead, she looks like a beautiful woman with perfect proportions who has shrunk down a size.

What's more, being less than 1.6 meters tall is not necessarily a disadvantage. There are definitely not a few people who like this kind of figure... But as we all know, it is illegal to associate with minors, so legal ones like Miao Wuwu are quite popular.

That being the case, why does Bai Yin despise her so much?

Miao Wuwu was also very strange about this question: "Do you despise me that much?"

Miss Xue Nu might not be able to ask such a straightforward question that seems a bit stupid in her life.

We have said that Xueli is a literary girl, and a literary girl should have the style of a literary girl. If you have any troubles in your heart, you will never say it right away. It is likely to let you read a poem or a book. ——Even if it is true, you should also choose a place that suits the scene and let you stand with her for a while, watching the winding white clouds.

But Miao Wuwu will not have such a problem... This kind of girl never looks at the occasion or the atmosphere. If she confesses to someone in the future, she will probably say it while she is having sex at night. Maybe you will use the tone of "answer or not, you can figure it out yourself".

For this kind of straightforwardness, Bai Yin just cast a stern expression, and took out his mobile phone.

"This is my new phone, I bought it early last year," he said.

"It's pretty good, the color matches you well." Miao Wuwu glanced at it, "But why do you say this?"

"Do you know why it uses the word 'new'?" Bai Yin said, "Because the old one was thrown out of the window by the teacher for cheating in the weekly exam in high school."

Pause slightly: "The sixth floor."

Miao Wu said: "Why are you so careless?"

"I've never needed to cheat." Bai Yin looked contemptuously, "Even if I needed to, I wouldn't be caught."

"Then why is your phone..."

The voice suddenly stopped.

Miao Wuwu laughed as if thinking of something.

"It seems, maybe, maybe..." She bit her nails, "...I borrowed it?"

Bai Yin glanced at her sideways, then rolled back his sleeves, revealing half of his wrist and an electronic watch.

"This is my new watch, also bought early last year," he said. "You know...why does it say 'new'?"

Miao Wuwu has a cautious expression.

"……why?"

"Because that day, someone got the news that 'some digital watches are waterproof'..."

Bai Yin said in a cold tone, "So...in order to verify whether my original watch could do the same thing, she secretly put the watch I put on the table while I was doing morning exercises. , into my water glass."

Pause for half a second, "Boil water."

"It's a lie to say that you didn't recognize me!" Miao Wuwu mourned, "Don't you remember it clearly?"

"Stop talking nonsense." Bai Yin shouted, "Say! What is your purpose for approaching me? Do you want to harm my mobile phone, or do you want to be malicious to my watch?"

Miao Wuwu shrank her head: "I just came to say hello..."

"Do you believe this yourself?" Bai Yin said with a cold face, "I really want to say hello, why didn't you come in the first half of the freshman year?"

"Okay, okay, I'm telling the truth." The girl raised her hands in surrender, "I'm here to ask you to make up lessons."

"continue."

"You know, we have an exam next week, but I don't listen much at all, so..."

"So why are you looking for me?"

"Since making up lessons, of course we must find the most reliable person around us." Miao Wuwu smiled flatteringly, "You are a god of learning, who else can I look for if I don't look for you?"

"How do you know that I have the same major as yours?"

"You are a god of learning."

Bai Yin rubbed his forehead and heart.

"That is to say..." His expression was a little bit pained, "You don't know whether my major is the same as yours, and you want to ask me to help you make up lessons just based on your 'experience'...Is that right?"

"Um, you are a god of learning..." Miao Wuwu scratched her head, "Kami Sama (note: the homonym of "Kami-sama" in Japanese) is different from mere mortals like us... I know, you can read it Just flip through the book." After a pause, "It's really not possible, you learn first, and then teach me."

"Oh." Bai Yinxu rolled his eyes, "You mean...not only do I have to learn a professional knowledge that has nothing to do with my score and is basically useless, but I also have to find a way to stuff this knowledge into your body. In the same barren brain..."

"It's too much to say 'as poor as your body'! Is it natural? I can't decide either!"

"It's not important." Bai Yin sighed, "The point is... why should I waste time and energy to help you? You're not my girlfriend."

"Forehead……"

Miao Wuwu thought for a few seconds, and suddenly said:

"You mean... as long as I promise to be your girlfriend, you will help me make up lessons?"

Bai Yin: "...?"

When I put a question mark, it's not me that has a problem, it's you that have a problem.

He held his forehead and sighed.

"Although I know you've always been off-line... But in order to confirm certain situations, I still want to ask." Bai Yin asked, "Do you know that for 'adults', the relationship of 'couple' means what?"

"Don't underestimate me, of course you know." Miao Wuwu was very proud, "Why don't you just eat, drink and play with me...I'm good at this!"

"In a sense, it's correct, but...not completely correct." Bai Yin said, "For example, the item 'sleeping with' is missing."

This time... it was Miao Wuwu's turn to be silent.

She blushed a little, apparently out of instinctive shyness, but...after hesitating for two seconds, she spoke stiffly:

"What... what's the matter? It's all small things!"

"Please pay attention." Bai Yin added, "When I say 'sleep with', I don't mean that the two of you just find a bed, lie down there, and sleep until dawn." After a pause, "In this A lot of things are going to happen along the way.”

"Then how can I do it?" Miao Wuwu subconsciously said, "Sleep well when you sleep... This is what my mother said."

"..."

If it wasn't for the inappropriate occasion and even more inappropriate characters, Bai Yin would definitely instill in this girl some knowledge that "a girl's knees can touch her shoulders"...

"Oh...forget it."

Bai Yin sighed again—as long as he talked to Miao Wuwu, the behavior of "sighing" seemed to be extremely frequent.

"It's okay to make up lessons; it's not a problem if the subjects are different." He said, "However, if you want me to help, you have to promise me one thing..."

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①Human beings have limits... Half of the third update is finished, but it is obviously impossible to finish writing before [-] o'clock, so I will post it tomorrow...

②As compensation, there is a small episode of chatting a few days ago:

Sister-in-law Huang: "In the future, I want to open a coffee shop, that is, a coffee shop in a remote place with few people."

Uncle Huang: "Okay, it should be quite quiet."

Sister-in-law: "Then recruit a handsome waiter."

Uncle Huang: (alert) "...Huh?"

Sister-in-law Huang: "It's better to be talented, the kind who can write poetry."

Uncle Huang: "I think opening a coffee shop is still..."

Sister-in-law: "So are you willing to be my waiter?"

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.4 "Human"

In 2022, February 28, France, rain.

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