my monster girlfriends

...The above is a dialogue between two adult men.

Time does change a lot of things.

This is the truth.

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① I want to take a rest for a day, and I will be more tired these days... Forget it, it’s the end, at least one chapter today, let’s start.

Final Volume Future: Chapter [-] As we all know, Bai Yin is always good at keeping secrets

Hello everyone, I am Bai Yin.

After discussion, we decided...it would be better for future talks like this to start from my own point of view.

But what is different from the past is that due to the lack of emotion when I was young, the content of this manuscript refers to the content of Fang Xi's previous manuscript in many places, and his tone, and later, will no longer be affected by [ Suanxian] affects my own thoughts.

In fact, this is quite good, just like the saying, "He is still young, so he will only rush forward, ignoring everything chasing him behind him, those joys or sorrows."

There are always some things that you can only understand when you are older, even if it is me, it is no exception.

Well, let’s talk about Ruhu’s arrangement for me after Ruhu’s death.

I asked Fang Xi, and he once said that the reason why he arranged for me to come here was really because he had the idea of ​​"I will manage the demon city in the future", and the facts have proved...his idea was not wrong.

In this regard, he even gave me a few super high evaluations in a rare way.

For example, "I thought I knew a lot about immortals, but you proved that I don't know enough."

"In all fairness, maybe I am better than you in some aspects, but in more aspects, I am not as good as you."

You know, when this guy taught me before, he often said something like "I pointed out your shortcomings, you just know your excellence, so you have to write it on your forehead?"...

I know his good intentions, but this doesn't affect my desire to beat him up.

Therefore, this rare high evaluation made me a little confused, and I asked cautiously: "...Have you had a good luck recently?"

"Fortunately, I was left with a number by a few female high school students, I'm used to it..."

"That is, you suddenly found a child who is objectively related to you by blood, or subjectively hopes to be related to you by blood?"

"...What exactly do you want to ask?"

I looked at a certain bureau chief and said seriously: "If the above-mentioned incident really happened, I will definitely not help you hide it from my wife, just give up, even if you put a high hat on me, it will be useless..."

Half a second later, I was kicked out of the office door, and a sentence came out... "Get the hell out of here, it's your job to take care of it."

"okay."

...Well, this taste is just right.

I am a man-made human created by [Jian Shen] and [King of Ren], even unscrupulous, it can be said that I am the child of Fang Xi and Nian Changge... From this point of view, I call Fang Xi a father, right? There will be any problems.

But I didn't call it that.

I don't lack fatherly love. Although I used to not understand what "love" is, but...my parents, the pair of parents who have no blood relationship with me, have always been alive.

So I didn't call it that.

So I wouldn't call it that.

No matter how long it takes, I will call him "Fang Xi", and call him by his first name.

As for in my heart, it doesn't matter if it is "father", "teacher", or "dog thief".

To me, he is just Fang Xi, and I am just Bai Yin.

What is this relationship?

I do not know.

There is no need to know.

I only know... If he suddenly gave me a task, asking me to kill an innocent person in the file, or even a good person, a person with great benevolence and righteousness—if it was other executives with justice in their hearts, they might argue , may be non-violent and non-cooperative, may take up the task full of indignation, or rationally use your own eyes to judge whether the person is good or bad, whether it is a human or a dog, etc.

But I won't.

I can only accept orders, kick doors, kill people, dispose of corpses, leave people, turn in tasks, and take away a reward that belongs to me—oh yes, by the way, put the photo of Fang Xilu meeting a xx woman that was secretly taken during the murder To the teacher's wife.

This is not called "ruthless", if I really want to say... I would like to call it "tacit understanding".

I am not a good person, I am not a bad person, I am not a good son, I am not an obedient student, and I am not an enforcer of justice.

I'm just Bai Yin, just as he is just Fang Xi.

I understand him as he understands me.

We are all "protagonists" of destiny, but we are also struggling "mortals".

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Speaking of which, over the years, as I have been able to completely unlock the Immortal Counting and not be affected by the "absolute heart and nature", my level of attention to energy has also gradually increased.

The impact of this is of course multi-faceted, but... For me, what is really important is actually one point.

——No matter any time, no matter spring, summer, autumn or winter, I can bring Xueli to the human world.

I told Xueli about this with joy, she was very happy, but not as happy as I imagined, probably, just ordinary happy, such as "I knew I was going to travel during the summer vacation, and then I suddenly learned that the place to travel It’s the city I love.” This feeling.

I asked her what was wrong, but she just laughed.

"Happy, of course." She smiled at me like melting frost, "I can go to many places..."

"But it feels like you're not that happy?"

"Ah, did you notice it?" She rolled up the hair around her lips and pushed it behind her ears, "Actually, it's because, as long as I'm with you, Abai, I'm always happy... Happiness has an upper limit, it’s like a fire, it’s just a lit fire, even if you add more firewood, it’s just that the flame is more prosperous, but the temperature won’t rise too much, right?”

I said "uh", "Well, it's disappointing..."

Pause for half a second, then hum softly, "...do you think I will say that?"

She blinked in confusion, and I continued, "Who do you think I am? Ha, little surprises or something, it's not easy to come by... We can do this."

When we were chatting, we were cuddling and playing a two-person game. The posture was probably that I was sitting casually, and then let her sit on my chest, while I wrapped my arms around her waist and pinched the handle on her lap.

As far as I know, many girls seem to like this posture very much, it is probably the feeling of "being able to experience thorough consideration"-please note that "as far as I know" here refers to "I heard Trusted sources have said it themselves", not "I've personally tried it on multiple members of the opposite sex".

As for who the credible person is, how does he know... Oh, I promised him that I can't reveal my identity at will, especially Xiang Shiniang.

Yes, keep it secret.

As an excellent executive, I have absolute confidence in my level of confidentiality.

What?You ask Ms. Xue Nu, how did I press the gun in this position?

It's very simple, because we are playing a two-player pvp (player vs player) game... just trying to find ways to lose without leaving a trace is already a lot of brainwork, how can we care about other things?

——Xueli obviously likes my proposal very much, or overjoyed.

And her expression of joy is... lightly raised her head, put her hands around my neck, and then sent a slightly cold kiss, like autumn frost.

Then, the two handles were put aside, and on the screen, the characters stood still, as if the clockwork had been unplugged.

And then what happened?

- As an excellent executive, I have absolute confidence in my level of secrecy.

So, what exactly is the proposal?

Shhh, it will be announced.

but not now.

But not long after, when it was all over.

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①Every time this happens, there will be a kind of sad mood... Let's write chapter by chapter, tsk.

The future of the final volume: Chapter [-] As we all know, Baiyin has always had a cat teaser

The Bureau of Countermeasures has always been efficient, especially when the leader personally arranges it. He said that he told me to go to the demon capital, and someone came to help me move that afternoon.

Of course, this house is here to stay and will not be rented out. With my current status, I will not worry about no one cleaning it. The so-called moving is just taking away some commonly used things that we are used to, such as Beds, refrigerators, etc., just stay here, and come back from time to time in the future, and you can still have some feelings.

As for how to live in the demon capital... Do you know about the rich lady No. [-] in Tianzi?

Pearls the size of dinosaur eggs are stored in warehouses, which is really rich, really rich.

The person who came to help was Brother Liu, wearing a gray work uniform full of pockets, with five words printed on the back - labor is the most honorable.

I can probably guess what Fang Xi meant.

There is not much technical content in such things as moving. It is better to find an acquaintance than to be a professional. What needs to be cared about? What is objectively not very precious, but engraved in the memory of the owner. ... If someone else comes, it will often be like a bear digging out honey, no matter what "nature's builder" or "perfect hexagonal structure", only sweets are taken away in the head , and it would be more appropriate to change Brother Liu.

Of course, it does not rule out the possibility that this guy neglected to exercise after marriage, so that his physical strength was too weak to satisfy a certain elder sister, and then he was sent by his wife to sweat...

We will discuss Brother Liu's situation later. In short, I left him at home, cooked a meal myself, and then sent him back--I can do the moving, and there is no shortage of labor.

I am not without helpers, Miao Wuwu is.

Although the cat has repeatedly stated that "I hate this kind of manual work without any technical content" and tried to sneak out of the window again and again, but I am the master, and she doesn't count.

Then, tidy up the furniture, bits and pieces...

"Take all the books on the shelf."

"Master, are you kidding me! What's the difference between taking all the books on the four large bookshelves in your study and carrying them on your back?"

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm in charge of this side, and you are in charge of that side, so be careful, especially the "Bronze Bowl Willow" on the shelf, it's an embroidery thread book bought with a lot of money."

"Hi, hi..."

She imitated the affixes commonly used in Sakurajima anime, and took the book out of the shelf with a murmur, making people feel like a cat jumping on the table, and might knock over the expensive perfume bottle; but the action was very cautious, It's like treating a ball of wool that I have played with since I was a child.

She has always been ignorant, but she is always sensible when she should be.

So I've always loved my cats.

I like to read books, and people who like to read books always have a lot of books. It is not a small project to arrange them all outside. Burnt through.

Fortunately, although it was troublesome, it was also the biggest project. After it was sealed in the box, only bits and pieces remained.

I have the habit of tidying up the room on weekdays. It is common in other families, "When you don't know what an item is for, but you always think it should be used in the future, so you put it in a certain room to collect dust", in the warehouse I don't have any at home.

Because I can always find the correct usage of an item, even if it is really useless, I can find ways to make it useful, at least dismantle it and sell it.

Is it because of Suanxian's huge computing power that I became like this?

No, it's poverty...

...In short, for this reason, I always think that there are not many things to clean up at home, but this kind of thing is like your friends when you play online games-you think you don't have one, but you can always find it It seems that it is not true.

Those things, taken out, piled up in the hall.

"Oh!" Miao Wuwu suddenly yelled while holding a photo, and shook his hands at me sharply.

I understood what she meant, and walked over helplessly, "What's the matter?" I glanced at the photo and was slightly taken aback, "This is..."

"It's a graduation photo from junior high school!"

She was obviously interested, she seemed very happy, and forced me to "remember the past and the long years". I looked around and saw that the things were almost packed, so I stood over with the corners of my mouth open, watching the slender fingers pointing The immature face in the photo.

"Ah, here is me, um, um, still cute."

"Beside me... oh, were they standing together? I don't remember clearly..."

"Of course, of course, it's fate, right?"

"What does it have to do with fate...Arranged by seat, we were at the same table in junior high school, of course we stood together...I remember that we were quite different in size at that time, if we insisted on ranking by seat, Your face will be blocked by the classmates in front of you. The teacher asked you to stand in front, but you insisted on being with me. When taking pictures, you stepped on your feet to show your face... Oh, it seems that there is still a foot on the back of my instep superior?"

"...The cat is tough, master-san! It's nonsense to say that you can't remember clearly, don't you remember it clearly!"

She screamed as if she had been poked in a sore spot, and jumped her feet in anger, so I couldn't help but smile.

After that, Miao Wuwu mysteriously took out a piece of letter paper, "Guess what this is?"

I slapped her on the head with a knife, "Don't be fooled." I reached out to take it, opened it, and the beautiful font unfolded.

"This... a love letter?" After a few glances, "...for me?"