my monster girlfriends

Then, looking at the rain, I found the man who was called Uncle at the time, should be called Father-in-law now, and will be called Dad in the future... "Uncle, can you take me home tonight?"

...Don't laugh, I did ask that.

I have almost forgotten the other person's expression... I just remember feeling like he really wanted to slap me.

So I got the answer: "It's raining too much, let's stay here tonight."

"Eh...that's fine." Anyway, I'm so familiar, I'm not polite, "Then where should I sleep?"

He seems to want to slap me more...

And what happened after that... I can't say.

Well, I can't say a single word... I was checked.

Not the review on the website, but the reviewer next to me.

The review on the website will cut off my chapters at most.

The one next to me can completely kill me.

So be it...

......

Write at the end.

"By the way, if I don't mention it, I haven't thought about it before... Isn't it a bit too coincidental that it rained that day? Do you have fortune-telling skills?"

"Hmph, yes, girl, let me figure it out, even if you have a little bitch outside, come on, come on! When did you meet?"

"You..." Wei paused, "You really know?"

"Ha, you still want to hide it from me?"

"..."

"Ha, ha." (Laughter fades away)

"..."

"...Why don't you speak, look into my eyes, husband?"

"..."

"Honey? Mr. Yang?"

"Hey hey hey, are you scared? Hey...cough cough cough...Hey, murder your husband, stop kicking, at least take off your shoes and kick, your shoes hurt...you are obviously joking, why did you kick I... don't bite people, you are being unreasonable..."

Master of the Demon Capital: NO.55 All Men Are Big Pigs

It is not too difficult for Bai Yin to rub the smart phone with his hands, but in Yaodu, rubbing such a smart phone with the raw materials of Yaodu is not only difficult to explain...

The so-called clever woman can't cook without rice, let your ingenuity, but no raw materials, but still carry a cart to Rome - no way.

If this matter is done in the human world, as long as there is enough knowledge, relying on the magic of Taoism and the extreme micromanagement of counting immortals, it is not difficult. After all, no matter how advanced electronic equipment is in the future, as long as human technology ( This refers to normal technology, not black technology without any popularization value) It has not yet advanced to the point where visiting the moon is like visiting the backyard. They must all be found on Earth.

But demons...

Bai Yin personally confirmed that demons are very valuable for development. Many substances here have special properties that are not found in the human world, even if they are common, such as gold, silver, and iron, even if they are similar to Bai Yin on the surface. There is no difference between them, but when they are used, they can also reveal completely different properties, and this kind of specialness can undoubtedly ignite the spark of inspiration for researchers like gasoline.

As for how Bai Yin confirmed it...

This... It will start from the three "trial machines" that burned his table, broke his cup, and smeared his face.

Because the process was too tragic, and Yazi was so miserable that his face turned red, so he didn't laugh out loud, so I won't explain much.

In short, Bai Yin's recent thread has already branched out to study the alchemy of material conversion. Anyway, there are many threads about immortals... It's a pity that Yuan Zhuzui is not here. Referring to the subtle situation here, I guess it can't be fooled. If he starts to rob, he will be missed by the mother fox again, otherwise, he must be interested in studying these things.

In addition, since getting acquainted with Ruhu... Bai Yin has no desire to provoke any foxes.

This family is really evil, no wonder even Dayu was scared by the fox in Tushan so that he would pass through the house three times and would not enter.

Of course, King Yu is also worthy of the name of a sage. He at least proved that there is still an effective way to deal with foxes, and that is sleeping clothes.

However, referring to the complexion of Brother Zhuzui who had been lingering for three days before Bai Yin left Sakurajima, let alone whether this technique is good or not, the feasibility is not very good in the first place, or that sentence, human beings have limits ...

It's really interesting to think about it, Yuan Zhuzui and Tamamo Rin, no matter in terms of appearance, gender, or special charm for the opposite sex or even the same sex, both of them should be robbed, and it is Tamamo Rin; but... at this time Bai Yin, his mind is full of how to abduct Brother Zhu Zui.

This is of course not because he has any special hobbies against the same sex. If he had, the little princess would not have been so close to being eaten so many times;

If I really want to talk about the reason... I can only say, "There is Yan Ruyu in the book". (It means that if you read too many books, you will become the Yan Ruyu that people want to steal...)

The electronic equipment can’t be rubbed out temporarily, off-site assistance is unreliable, and it’s not realistic to ask Daojun for a seven-day warranty. After all, even a demon is not your wife. If you can persist, there will be rewards... The connection between Yaodu and the human world is not so stable.

But thinking about the good, at least reciting the long song is back—in terms of ruling experience, this is the big daddy. Comparing Bai Yin with him is like comparing a virgin who is interested in the house with a sportsman who is a sorority. sister experience...

Just by playing galgames, you can kill the Quartet in the love scene, that's what Guimu Guima can do.

The so-called blessings are unparalleled, misfortunes never come singly, and if you survive a catastrophe, you must make up for it. So, just as Bai Yin thought so, he chanted a long song to say goodbye...

"Let me sort it out... You said, the reason why you went back was because you suddenly found out that there were a few promising young people in the bureau, so you helped bring a level... So is it time for leveling now? Boss After the blood bar is turned on, the remaining blood is hammered, so you go out to bring Mengxin in the dungeon at this time?"

Bai Yin was helpless: "Also, you can come in if you want, and get out if you want, do you think the demon is your wife? Stop talking nonsense, stay with me 007, come, come, your tables and chairs are all ready for you , Come here quickly, I will provide tea for free, this is a specialty tea from Yaodu, it is absolutely unavailable in the human world, I will pour you a cup."

Nian Changge didn't reply to these, but asked: "Tea?" Paused slightly, "I remember, there is no such thing as 'tea', and there are a lot of wine."

"This one, I got someone to go up the mountain to pick it, write a notice, and paste it on the gate of the Dragon Palace. It costs [-] yuan per catty, unlimited purchases, and now a warehouse has been accumulated."

Nian Changge asked: "Money is the storage of Dragon Palace?"

"Well, the backlog of money in Dragon Palace is ridiculously large, and using it can also promote the economy. I originally wanted to promote banknotes and banknotes, but I have read books at most, and I have no practical experience in economics. If I learn from that ghost situation, even I might play Beng, and end up in a corrupt situation like Emperor Wudi's White Deer coin and Ming Taizu's treasure banknotes... Think about it, let's get a firm grip and establish a reputation."

Nian Changge said: "No matter how much money you have, if you only get out but not in, there will always be a time when it will be used up."

"When did I say that you can only go out but not in?" Bai Yin took a memorial and threw it over, "Hey, I let the demon collect a warehouse of tea, and it's not just for myself. I can't finish it all by myself. , Recently, I am asking Yao to study fried tea that suits the taste of Yaodu. In addition, this one can cook, and the taste is quite good. The fragrance of flowers and leaves is very popular with Butterfly Girls and Mussel Girls. I’m sorry for cheating on myself.”

"Butterfly Lady and Clam Girl?"

Nian Changge really hasn't studied this. After all, for the sake of stability and special means in special times, he fought from the south of the city to the north of the city. No one could stand and talk to him in the passing places. Even the countermeasures were troubled by internal and external troubles. Pay attention to the customs of Yaodu.

When he gets old, he has this leisurely mind, and then Yaodu said that dogs can enter, after all, Yaozu can be a family, but reciting a long song is absolutely not...

That is to say, it has been a long time, otherwise, by now, he should not be able to get in or not.

"You should have heard of the clam girl. This is one of the few races that has established a stable trade channel with the Countermeasures Bureau. After all, the pearls here have a real warming effect when worn on the body. The pearl powder after grinding can also be used as medicine. In addition, clam girls generally have a very salty personality. After all, they are docile aquatic creatures in nature. They like to save money and supplies. They can nest in any puddle for a day. How rich they are, they themselves have no idea……"

"As for Butterfly Girl, Butterfly Girl is an evergreen performer in the folk arts industry, and her popularity in Yaodu is higher than that of Xia Guo's opera singers now. Wuling was young and quarreled with each other, and there are countless red silk songs. This place is better than this one." It’s more exciting, and the audience can even fight for someone.”

Nian Changge was a little interested, "How could such a thing happen in the demon city whose only charm is based on being able to fight?"

"I was also very curious about this before, until I took the time to watch it." Bai Yin said, "The visuals are not bad, better than the special effects of TV. It may not be so beautiful, it is not as good as Xiurong... It really caused addiction The most important thing is the butterfly wings, and when they dance, there is an energy radiating from them, and this energy is the reason why they are so popular."

Nian Changge: "There is a sense of déjà vu."

"You don't need to have a sense of sight, it's just an addiction, but Yaodu's average physique is here, and there is almost no addiction. Even if there is a little bit, it will be gone if you go out and get beaten up. The most spiritual addiction, this addiction is still voluntary. It's like the Romans adding lead powder to their wine, it's such a culture that outsiders don't want to interfere."

Bai Yin paused, "Besides, in a sense, this is also a kind of ability to fight. It is said that the energy they danced with can't be used in fighting. Only ghosts believe that they should be sought after... Dedicated old drama bones in the human world... Not to mention, if the group of actors who only rely on heat and skin, if they have the courage to dance and dance to the group of unprotected and unprotected brawlers, they should earn money."

Nian Changge: "So, you sold your fried tea to them?"

"Not only stir-fried tea, but also other things are easy to do... Yaodu is actually quite easy to mess with. As far as I am concerned, any ordinary person who has graduated from college, as long as he doesn't worry about being beaten to death, has a chance If you show off your talents, you can do well, maybe you can hug left and right, after all, monsters are not afraid of this, just pay attention to staying away from the females of the mantis clan..."

Nian Changge rolled his eyes: "... Where did you come to this conclusion?"

Bai Yin thought for a while: "Eh... Internet novels? I think modern college students are pretty good, they have a solid grasp of knowledge points, and they can read extracurricular books."

"Hey..." Nian Changge couldn't help but support his forehead, "Although I haven't been a college student for many years, even I know that after modern students graduate, everything will be returned to the teacher..."

"Go back?" Bai Yin was surprised, "Why? He doesn't like this kind of knowledge? Knowledge itself is right."

"... Tell me, is there a possibility that they can't remember?"

Bai Yin expressed his puzzlement: "It's normal to not be able to memorize extracurricular books, but isn't it natural to memorize all the textbooks for specialized courses? In four years, you can't memorize a few books?"

The corner of Nian Changge's eyes twitched, "I remember that you took a college professional course before... How long did it take you to study your major by yourself for four years?"

Bai Yin stopped writing, recalled for three seconds, and stretched out five fingers.

"Five months? Or five weeks?" Nian Changge was helpless, "No matter how you look at it, it's not the speed of a normal person, okay, Comrade Abai, you can't just because..."

Bai Yin said, "Are you kidding me? I said five hours."

Read the long song: "..."

Let me tell you, my granddaughter also has the ability to be a fairy. I am very clear about the nature of the ability to be a fairy... So your ability is really a fairy?How come I don't know that Suxian is so attractive?

——As an endorsement here, when the granddaughter of Nian Changge used Shuxian, in order to avoid the side effects of Jue Xin Jue Xing, she used the method of "split personality". If Shu Xian is counted as a whole, it means that the personality is 20%. The personality is 60%, and the rest is the loss of ability due to split personality.

Most of the time, this ability user uses 20% of the quota, even so, it is far beyond ordinary people.

What happened to Bai Yin?

Before he was able to master the energy and use the "emotional lock" to seal himself, his fortune-telling was always in a 100% operating state...

Occasionally, the state is good, and maybe it can reach 120%.

Therefore, Bai Yin is not joking, he really thinks that "remembering professional books in four years and memorizing them for a lifetime" is a very basic situation, and he thinks this is "a must-have quality for students", and even he understands that "not everyone has After the "counting of immortals", the cognition after the standard was greatly reduced...

Of course I know that not everyone is considered a fairy, but I am lowering the standard.jpg

... We can tentatively call it the Suanxian version of "Why not eat minced meat".

It can only be said that it may be because he has been a person for too long, and Bai Yin is still not good enough in the aspect of "being a person".

However, in the current situation in Yaodu, it is true that only a unparalleled genius like him can play well and win.

This is also the characteristic of centralization. Absolute power creates absolute efficiency. At this time, individual ability can directly affect the ability of the group. There is no corrupt system, no scumbags, the lower limit is desperate, and the upper limit is outrageous.

"...So, given the current situation in the Demon City, it is most appropriate for you to be the only one in power." Nian Changge said, "There is no wrong system, only inappropriate systems, whether you are active or passive, since you have If you go this way, there is no reason to turn back.

What's more, aren't you doing very well now, even if I come, you may not be able to do better...Since the creature, Yaodu, already has a brain, a brain that is extremely developed, there is no need to do it in the first place. Two brains. "

Bai Yin rested his chin and watched for five seconds on the earnest expression of reciting Changge.

False.

"to be frank."

"This is the truth." Nian Changge spoke righteously.

"Oh, is it true? That's easy." Bai Yin said, "If you can't deal with government affairs, you can do some trivial work such as copying and collecting materials. What I say and what you do will not affect the government. It’s up to me. That’s all right, it’s settled like this, go, get a pen, I said you write, and it just hurts when I write, so I’ll take a rest.”

"The main reason is that I don't really want to deal with government affairs." Nian Changge replied in seconds, "I died young due to overwork in my previous life, and I don't want to do it again in this life. In fact, I want to see the butterfly girl dancing you mentioned more, but If you stay in Yaodu, you will definitely be pulled by you, why don't you go back first, and come back after you have finished your busiest period..."

Bai Yin: "..."

The special meow is really true enough!Obviously I almost believed it just now!

"...Sure, roll, roll, roll!"

"Hey, that's good, I'm going back, I need to contact the human world."

Creatures like men are unreliable as long as they stay outside the bed. Even the most reliable men are sometimes unreliable.

This is the truth.

Master of the Demon Capital: NO.56 Good and Evil (2)

Gan recently took in a wolf, a female jackal.

In this forest, there are a lot of beasts who have helped, or when they are about to starve to death, throwing a piece of dry firewood over, or when they are injured and dying, giving a share is not very effective, but at least it can make the other party the lowest. A sorcery that limits recovery of mobility.

If this is the human world, then even in a chaotic world where rituals and music collapse, there will always be someone who can remember this kindness. Of course, it does not mean that people are really nobler than demons. One of the biggest characteristics of living beings is that there is a kind of revenge every year.

However, the difference between a beast and a human is that when a human repays a kindness, even if he is really a heinous criminal, unless it is already commonplace, otherwise, at least at least, he will hesitate in his heart, even if this hesitation will not affect his actions. But at least he will think, "Is there something wrong with me doing this?"

The beast is different, when it hesitates, it will never repay kindness; when it chooses to repay kindness, it will not have any hesitation.

Therefore, when Qian went to save the wolf, the one who bit Qian was the beast he had helped.

Just remember, it ate a piece of its own pancake.

The old embarrassment has been thinking about this for a long time: "I said a long time ago that your method won't work here... Beasts are this kind of existence. After eating your pancakes, they will wonder if you will have more pancakes." , after eating, I want to eat you again."

"I know, I know." With a dry smile, "Isn't this something we already knew?"

As he spoke, he washed the wolf's wound with running water.

He rescued the wolf from the mouth of the beast. When Gan saw her, she had already had one arm chewed to pieces, and there were dripping wounds all over her body. She resisted fiercely... Fortunately, she was rescued in the end Yes, at the cost of a shoulder bone in his left shoulder.

"Yes, yes, you know everything, and you don't listen to anything." The old man was anxious, looking at the unconscious wolf, as if thinking of some bad memories, his face was as pale as constipation, "So, how do you deal with her? ?”

Gan asked: "What's your suggestion?"