my monster girlfriends

"Well, the example is very good." Fang Xi said, "I'll ask Noah to make a magical girl right now, and when my sister-in-law comes, she will jump out and hug your thigh and call her daddy."

"...Junior brother, I actually think that everyone is over 100 years old, so we shouldn't be too childish." Daojun coughed lightly, "The situation of [unknown force field x] is roughly like this... About Bai Yin's request For electronic equipment, I currently have two options to provide."

Fang Xi nodded: "Please tell me, I will pass it on."

Daojun: "Junior brother, I think... it is more appropriate for the teacher to do this matter."

Daojun is a noble person, a great person, a person who is out of vulgar interests, a person who is beneficial to the people... and a person who speaks more tactfully.

So, here, let me, a layman, translate what he meant—I don’t feel very relieved to leave the matter of spreading the word to you, a hanger.

How else can you say that the friendship between gentlemen is as cold as water...some people, the more familiar you are, the more you can know that he is really not a joke.

Fang Xi is also an ordinary person, so of course he can understand this meaning, so he was heartbroken: "Is that why you don't trust me? Can't I just pass on the words? It's so sad..."

As he spoke, he silently took out an open recording pen...

"..."

This... scold him, it really is "unchanged".

Don't scold, hold back another mouthful...

Daojun hesitated for two seconds, and held his forehead, "Forget it..." He restrained his expression, "Plan [-], give me a week, I will make a few electronic devices for this [unknown force field x] , if according to this plan, because of the lack of data on my side, the produced equipment will come to my side every week, and use my ability to 'repair' it, so that it can be used normally..."

Fang Xi raised his eyebrows: "So troublesome? You don't even care about Taoist A Meng?"

Daojun laughed: "What do you think of me? A cat-shaped self-discipline machine that can take out props from your pocket anytime, anywhere? Even when a couple has sex at night, the man has to find the complex blood vessels, nerves, and paraurethral glands in the woman's body. How can I solve the area surrounded by glandular ducts and bladder neck tissues without knowing the source of [unknown force field x]?"

"It makes sense." Fang Xi said, "But you are sure to send this sentence..."

"Send it away." Daojun was indifferent, "Compared to this, I actually want to go to Yaodu myself..."

"Don't talk about it." Fang Xixu rolled his eyes, "Brother, can you be more clear about your position? Where can I find a bodyguard for you?"

That's right. In the strategy bureau, when scientific researchers go to foreign countries, they always have bodyguards. The more important the former, the more capable the latter is, and it must be better than the former. This is nonsense. If your bodyguard is not a scientist If you can fight, who will protect whom...

As for Daojun, regardless of his ability or status, he must be protected according to the highest standard. The problem is that in the entire strategy, in terms of strength and qualifications, there is only one person who is worthy of being his bodyguard, and that is Fang Xi...

As for the others, I really can't beat Taoist Lord himself.

"Oh... I knew it." Daojun also knew that his request was not realistic, so he didn't mess around, but felt a little regretful, "Then, there is another solution..."

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①I checked and found some traditional Chinese characters inexplicably appearing in recent articles. It may be anti-theft. Let me explain here that it was made by the website, not mine...

By the way, I can't even type that word, how could it be my typo...

Master of the Demon City: NO.53 The strange sound in the room of Her Highness the Princess

Demon Capital, Dragon Palace.

The early morning in summer is like the few seconds before Tang Seng is thrown into the pot, you know that you will be hot to death soon, but there is nothing you can do about it.

When Yazi walked into the government affairs hall again with a large number of memorials, he couldn't see the familiar figure.

She raised her eyebrows, strode to the wooden table, put down the memorial, and straightened it. Then, she stood there and waited, like a straight javelin. She had something to report, so she waited here for Baiyin to come back.

Yazi didn't intend to sit on the only chair at all. In her opinion, it belonged to Bai Yin's seat, and it was not so legitimate for Long Chi to sit on it.

Of course, Bai Yin never cared about these idiots' broken rules, not to mention chairs, it's fine for you to sit on his table, but with his figure, sitting on the table seems to be considered a welfare or something-in short, he said it anyway, Yazi nods at most, and doesn’t even smile at all, then it’s time to stand still…

Well, this girl is also quite stubborn.

After waiting for about a quarter of an hour, Yazi frowned.

What's going on...you haven't come yet?

Could it be that you are lying in bed?

This is not a wild guess, but a reasonable guess. Bai Yin has never done such things as paid shit. After all, in this demon city, he really doesn't want to do it. possible.

Fishing is unlikely, but lying in bed is possible, and the possibility is very high.

Of course, staying in bed here is not because of biological clocks or other reasons, but mainly because Bai Yin and Zhu Xiurong live in the same room...

As I said before, Baiyin's biological clock can be adjusted by itself, what time to go to bed, what time to wake up, sleep when you say sleep, wake up when you say wake up, it is more reliable than an alarm clock, so when Bai Yin was still in elementary school , he doesn't need such a thing as an alarm clock.

The main reason is to save some money by not buying an alarm clock...

His biological clock can adjust itself, but Zhu Xiurong can't, and recently because the two share the same bed, the little princess is flustered and ashamed at night, even if she closes her eyes and forces herself to sleep, the strange temperature also makes her feel uncomfortable She is distraught, and besides, many manga works tell us that when a girl's sight is blocked, her other senses will be more sensitive...

Of course, most of the reason for this is that Zhu Xiurong's figure is really good, and he is usually on the verge of falling when he trots, let alone hugging - look at Miao Wuwu, who never has to worry about similar problems, and Bai Yin wakes up in the morning. It is not clear whether the petite cat girl on the chest is lying on her stomach or lying down...

Her Royal Highness is different, it is right on the back, you don’t even need to look at it, just post it, and you will understand it in seconds...

This will affect the quality of her sleep. It is quite normal to feel groggy the next day, which makes Bai Yin, the culprit, a little embarrassed: "Anyway, Chi is not here now, so I can find a room by myself?"

Rejected by righteous words...

——It is rare to meet when my sister is not around, so don't let it go.

Probably think so.

Of course, Bai Yin didn't know such thoughts, and of course, he didn't dare to say anything after knowing...

Nonsense, he can’t say it. In fact, although Chi is nowhere to be seen, he must have been in the Dragon Palace all the time. For example, I happened to meet him a few days ago, and even tricked me into kissing him. I am much bolder than you...

...will be kicked out of bed, will be kicked out.

Because of the above reasons, Zhu Xiurong's sleep quality has been quite poor recently. Of course, there are also areas for improvement. For example, when Bai Yin wakes up early, before opening his eyes, he can feel the overwhelming softness wrapped around his arms, and the corner of his mouth twitches. Carefully pull out the hand that has never been done during the investigation, get out of the bed lightly, kiss the forehead before parting, and tiptoe out the door until the footsteps are far away, Her Royal Highness will silently open her eyes, cover her face with the quilt, and then roll around on the bed go……

Occasionally, silly laughter came from the gap.

Of course, doing this also has the experience of overturning, that is, when Bai Yin is lazy, whatever government affairs, whatever revitalizes the demon city, all go to the back - so he will let the little princess hold his hand, with a smile , looking at her peaceful eyebrows and eyes, looking at her pink lips, listening to her slow breathing, and seeing her for a whole morning...

This is why he is occasionally late.

So here comes the question - Tangtang is an immortal Baiyin, but he doesn't know that the little princess is pretending to sleep?

Lie.

It's meaningless to say it.

To borrow the words of a famous martial arts master: The best time for a girl is when she keeps her face straight but can't help but laugh.

Here, it seems that I need to add a personal opinion-the cutest time for a girl is when she clearly wakes up early, but deliberately pretends to be asleep in front of you.

So cute, isn't it.

As for why Yazi would know such a thing...

It can only be said that the personal privacy of Yaodu...is not taken seriously.

According to Bai Yin's age, if he is a normal person, he should still be in college at this age. By the time he is in his junior or senior year, except for a few majors, students have very few classes, or in other words, even if there are classes , with such a cute little princess by my side, it can also be pushed back...

Unless the tutor is your own mother, it's impossible to come to your house and drag you into class, right?

Besides, even if it is really your own mother, when she sees the two pairs of shoes in front of your house, she will think for a few seconds, and then leave happily.

A mere university course, and I want to delay my family's succession.jpg

Bai Yin is different... His current status, if you only talk about the city of demons, you can also say that you are the agent of the demon emperor, or you can say that you are the regent king. kind.

In addition, demons have different ideas about many things from humans...

Let's just talk about Yazi, although I don't know exactly what you are doing in the house, Prince Regent, but to put it bluntly, it's not just those kinds of things, and it's not like I haven't seen them before, and you can bump into them in a certain corner of the Demon City from time to time.

Although reproduction is indeed important, this kind of thing is not that important at all. The Lord trusts you so much, you must be worthy of the trust!So Baiyin, come out, come out to work, work hard for the happiness of the people of Yaodu, if you don't come out again, I will go in...

Ah, come in, what, there is no such smell after reproduction?Um?You didn't do it?Wouldn't it be better if you didn't do it, if you didn't do it, what time wasted, come on, Bai Yin, get up quickly, or I'll help you get dressed...

...probably so.

So today, Yazi also took it for granted that Bai Yin did not appear in the government affairs hall because of this reason, and planned to pull him out again.

However, when she arrived at the door of Her Royal Highness's bedroom, she heard some strange sounds coming from inside the door...

Master of the Demon City: NO.54 Yazi: Can I help you with the matter of the two of you in the room? ?

Before entering the door, the first thing I heard was the sound of disordered breathing.

The breathing of men and women is different, just like the wind on cloudy and sunny days, so when standing in front of the door, Ya Zi could hear that it was Bai Yin's voice.

It's really weird, although Yazi didn't know that Bai Yin had experienced the hellish physical training of "swimming back from the center of the Pacific Ocean", but she knew that Bai Yin could use her own power with one hand anyway, and they did it in the house. What could make him so tired?

Hold your breath silently, prick up your ears...

"Xiurong, let's put some things aside here... let it go in, be careful, move lightly, this kind of thing can't be sloppy... yes, it's in, that's it, it's done well."——It's obviously Bai Yin's voice.

Then Yazi was stunned...

Hey, is this reproduction? This is reproduction, right? Although I haven't experienced it, I have seen it. Is this kind of line really passing on the family line?

Yes, I was just stunned, not shocked. We have said more than once about Yaodu’s three views in this regard. In fact, Yazi even suggested that you all sleep on the same bed, and what are you still hesitating about? Just do what you have to do, make a relationship early, it will help you, a purebred human being, to govern the demon city...

Well, this point of view is the same as that of the courtiers of the ancient Xia Kingdom in the human world who saw a promising emperor. You are still young, you don’t need to worry about government affairs. After a few years, if you dare not do it, we will scold you face to face. But now there is no rush at all, just accept a few concubines and have a baby, hurry up and give birth to a big fat boy.

Your Majesty, do you know Liu Sheng, the famous hybrid scientist Zhongshan Prince Jing? Although this man is not very good-natured, he likes wine and sex, does not do business, is extravagant and happy. children, and one of them is named Liu Bei...

We don't ask you to have a descendant like Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, but at least you have a son!So if you do government affairs at a young age, go to the harem, okay?

...probably so.

Bai Yin said that the suggestion was very good, and then rejected it...

Don't gossip, let's talk about the house.

After Bai Yin finished speaking, a soft voice that seemed to be trembling because of nervousness came out slowly.

"I'm sorry, I've never come into contact with this kind of thing before... It's good if it doesn't cause trouble."

"Ha, well done, you are such a lovely girl, this kind of thing, even if you don't do anything, I will enjoy sitting here." With a smile, "However, Chi didn't Have you been exposed to these? There is no similar information?"

Shake your head, shake your head.

Outside the door, Yazi held his forehead.

Well, this is her fault—although no one said it was her fault, but she thinks it is her own fault, who made her the manager before.

"Ah, I made a mistake, I actually forgot about this kind of thing." Yazi said helplessly, "I remember that in the human world, before a princess gets married, there must be a special person to guide the knowledge of bed matters... I would make such a mistake. , am I really stupid..."

"But Bai Yin really knows how to make girls happy... Why does he always feel so proficient? I heard from the lord that the quality of being a fairy is not ruthless and ruthless? Is this the performance of ruthless and ruthless? ... ...Forget it, it has nothing to do with me."

Well, Long Chi is fine because she told Jai Zi that she is an immortal. Who told her that she was blocked by Liu Bowen's arrangement in the mirror of Ji Yuan before, so that she could only rely on Bai Yin for the whole process... It's a shame No, but Lord Yaohuang is used to being a c, and Yaosheng was taken away for the first time, so of course he remembers it clearly.

Female creatures have been known to be very impressed with the male who took their first...

"So how do you teach? Demonstration in person? But I have no experience... Do you want to go to the Dragon Emperor Guard to find a demon demonstration? But Baiyin may not be happy, I remember that humans are quite concerned about this... Ahhh , It’s so troublesome, how about going to the human world to buy some books, but I can’t go to the human world, so I can’t bother Bai Yin with such trivial matters..."

Thinking about it, buying some kind of colorful books for his fiancée, and even asking him to help him, feels like "asking my husband how to attack his wife".

Wait, if I can't do it, it doesn't necessarily mean that no demon can do it. By the way, you can use a notice...

Not to mention later, when Bai Yin asked Yazi, "Do you want a notice? Yes, what is the content, it doesn't matter if it's too outrageous." He was drinking tea to moisten his mouth, and suddenly heard a sentence from over there, "I want to find something about human reproduction. The picture, use it to learn", so that she sprayed her face on the spot.

Jai Zi's thoughts diverged, but the voices in the room fell silent.

"This energy wavelength..." Bai Yin's voice said, "Jiazi? Are you outside?"

Endorsement here, this is Baiyin's multi-tasking, newly developed small skill when he was criticizing the memorial recently. Who is it.

This trick is useless to human beings. After all, this is not a fantasy novel, and one can say "it turned out to be the third stage of Dou Zong, so terrifying" at a glance.

In most cases, the energy of the capable person is accumulated but not released. Unless you do it, the ghost knows what the opponent's combat power is...

But humans can accumulate but not emit, but demons can't, because most of the demon's sorcery is born with it, and the dissipation of energy is like the carbon dioxide breathed out by human beings. The opportunity to operate with this ability of Lianshuxian.

As for why Bai Yin developed this skill...

The main reason is that he really doesn't want to go through that kind of thing again, just kissed his girlfriend habitually, and after a few minutes, the real girlfriend came over with tea, and then said that it was the first horror story today.

Chi, you are the demon emperor, Chi!Can we do something downright?I still have a bunch of memorials here, and I need you to come here in person to finalize them!Is it interesting to lie there every day and tease me?Do you know my psychological shadow when Xiurong tilted her head and said that she came here for the first time today!

Fighting wits with Ruhu has never been so exciting!

Yes, Bai Yin defined Long Chi's previous behaviors as "playing with him".

The reasoning process is very simple, and everyone knows the ethos of the Demon City. The so-called effective from top to bottom, the people are so open. Could it be possible that the Demon Emperor can still be a virgin girl?

Just kidding, Bai Yin didn't forget that the demon emperor had previously bewitched Miao Wuwu to tell her to hit the cat owner on the back of the head with a stick... Do you think this is a line that a girl with yellow flowers can say?