my monster girlfriends

Just like when a girl asks "Does this dress look good", the boyfriend must seriously say "You look good in anything".

But Bai Yin at this time is obviously not in a state where he can listen to these things.

Zhu Xiurong is a smart girl, so she will not do things like unplugging the keyboard during a men's team fight like a stupid woman.

This kind of thing is like asking him who to save first if he and his mother fell into the river.

Tolerance is a matter for both parties. She will listen to Bai Yin's complaints patiently, just like Bai Yin will smile and listen to her longing.

But today, her inquiry is destined to have no answer.

Bai Yin is not the kind of man who would deliberately conceal such things.

However, this is an exception.

...I recognized my sister-in-law as my girlfriend, and then hugged and hugged or something.

You can't say even if you kill him.

Because if you say it, you will be beaten to death.

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The accident that Bai Yin experienced is not something that can be easily uncovered, or in other words, the aftermath of this accident will haunt him until the end of the trip to the demon capital, and it is as difficult as a fox.

Of course, it's not necessarily "troublesome"... You can think of it as a rich woman with a huge sum of money, a height and weight of 160, but who is devoted to you.

There is a huge sum of money that will provide you with food and clothing for a lifetime, provided that you pay a small price...

In short, no matter what, that is a matter for the future. As for now, let us move our attention to the hall.

When some real old monsters of the Yaozu saw the face of Nian Changge and had some extremely bad memories... they were shocked.

Demons and humans have different lifespans. This is a racial issue. On the other hand, human beings have a relatively short lifespan. Therefore, they can be like burning coals. The flames are ignited from birth, and they are not extinguished until they are exhausted.

Short but bright.

The above paragraph, in human terms, is that although human beings live a short life, they can often appear some extremely talented and ruthless characters. There was no current "two-ethnic friendship agreement" back then, and the strategy was either not that leeway, Either they didn't have that kind of thought, in short, there were still some conflicts between the human world and the demon capital in the past.

It's no wonder... Yaozu is pure, but who stipulates that pure is as white as paper?You are a wolf, and your food is meat, so you have to hunt. This is indeed pure, but what if you hunt humans?

Pure?

Humans are also meat, and they are not silicon-based creatures. Demons want to eat meat, of course pure.

Then how do you engage in such monsters?

Do it to death.

This is how Bai Yin came here, Fang Xi came here this way, and Nian Changge naturally came here this way.

It's just that Bai Yin's qualifications are still young. Although he has the ability to reach the sky, he lacks a channel to spread it, so his reputation is naturally not obvious; There are many characters, but they are all people, gods, etc. There are not many real monsters.

Reading Changge is different... When he was young, he was a professional hammer demon.

How professional is it?

Everyone present here, those who are slightly older, have all been hammered by him...

And what's interesting is that these monsters are more familiar with Nian Changge's appearance when he was young.

Well, that’s right, the one that broke a dozen of my bones back then was this face.jpg

As for why familiar with the young.

Because, when Nian Changge entered middle age, his Hammer Demon never lived again.

As for Long Chi, at that time she was looking for her father all over the world...

In short...Because of the above-mentioned historical fate, when Nian Changge smiled and cupped his hands, the corners of the eyes of all the seniors present twitched hard.

"What's going on here?" A fierce man from the bear tribe turned his head to look at Uncle Pig next to him, "Do you know this guy? He's very powerful? He made trouble?"

"...It looks familiar." Uncle Zhu's expression was like that of ordinary people watching Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue, the corners of his eyes twitched, "But I remember this guy is dead..."

Having said that, even though most of the members of the Demon City exist in human form up to now, they still have no idea of ​​the "beauty and ugliness" of human beings. The nature is similar to that Asians are blind when they look at Africans.

Simply put, it is face blindness.

It's different when you read the long song... He forced the monsters to remember his human face.

Probably, this is the weight of the teacher (physics).

It's the same as when he personally taught all the executives of the Countermeasures Bureau "don't play close combat with others if you are not good at skills" - for example, the president of this generation of watchmen didn't understand this truth back then, and he and Fang Xi's friendly competition is clearly a main force Remote micromanagement, but in the end, Tuo Da came up with a thrust, wanted to play spike, and then was cut by Director Fang with his sword so that he couldn't take care of himself...

In those days, there was a unified pathology report for this kind of behavior in the Countermeasures Bureau——it hadn’t been censored by Nian Changge.

Of course... As the saying goes, under the prestigious name, it is actually hard to live up to it. Monster races, there will inevitably be some unlucky children with tough heads, even though there are demons who have seen (being) known (hammered) by the side to dissuade them, But there are still a few strong men who strode forward.

The hunk didn't play with human politeness, he came out and said: "They said you are very powerful."

Nian Changge smiled and shook his head: "Actually, I lied to you. Look how tall I am, and how tall you are. I am shorter than you, and my muscles are not as strong as yours. How can I be so powerful?"

The macho scratched his head and believed it.

So three seconds later, he was carried away...

Please note that the "carried away" here is not a rhetorical technique, but a realistic one - this man was punched by Nian Changge and broke seven ribs. If no one lifted him, he would not be able to get down on his own.

Nian Changge said that he had never seen such an arrogant person in two lifetimes, who dared to approach him within a hundred steps without being a human being...

What's the difference between this and Yoshikage Kira taking the initiative to run within Jotaro Kujo's range and jumping in the face to taunt?

If you don't beat me up, I'm sorry for being so kind...

Master of the Demon City: NO.29 On brother-in-law and sister-in-law...

In the next few days, Bai Yin couldn't see Long Chi.

Well, he lives in Dragon Palace, and the room where he and Nian Changge are arranged was arranged by Long Chi. The whole world knows that Dragon Palace is Long Chi's territory, but he has never met Long Chi...

According to ancient records, this is called "a dragon can be big or small, can rise or hide, big can make clouds and fog, small can hide its shape, rise and soar in the universe, and hide can hide in waves". The modern style of painting, the absoluteness of the concept of cloud and mist, if she wants to hide it, Bai Yin will definitely not find it.

This is also very good, not only Long Chi doesn't know how to face Bai Yin, Bai Yin also doesn't know how to face Long Chi at all...

Well, the former said that he didn’t know how to face Bai Yin, but rather that he didn’t know how to face Zhu Xiurong, Yaoyaoyao, what is a demon, and if you don’t obey the king, you become a demon, which means that demons are all groups that don’t obey human beings. Well, you have a spouse, what does it matter to me?Anyway, you can't beat me now, and those girls who love you can't beat me either.

And as long as you can't beat me, don't say you have no opinion on certain matters, even if you have any opinion, I can take it as no opinion...

Embarrassment, my little daughter's mood, of course there must be some, but this can be overcome, the taste of blood resonance, this girl has already experienced it, it is quite good, so I plan to experience it a few more times, and just like that will have this feeling This kind of feeling, I not only want to experience it, but also want to experience more exciting...

Mucai of the Dragon Clan has records in both the East and the West. How can there be any reason to let it go when you come across this kind of "wealth" by chance?

To be honest, if this matter was discovered before the Ji Yuanjing incident, Bai Yin would not be able to come out of the demon capital within ten years... What a joke, the meat in this girl's mouth, is there any reason to run out?You look pretty good, and your talk is quite interesting. Although I haven't found a meeting yet, I don't know if I can do it, and if I can do it, but at least I am very capable. There is a demon city here, do you want it?

don't have to...

Well, yes, Long Chi has already understood that the reason is the resonance of the blood. In fact, it is not difficult, just look up the information left by his father, hehe...

Oh, I found the reason, and then what?Then because of the physical restlessness rather than the psychological one, you start to feel self-confident?Are you kidding me, are demons that dainty creatures?Do you know what the street cleaners in Yaodu face when cleaning the streets every day?

But the only problem now is that she has acted like the eldest sister many times, saying that within two years, either he will come to marry you, or I will personally go to the countermeasures bureau and arrest him to come and marry you...

She is a demon, but Zhu Xiurong is a human being...

In ancient times, it was good that a capable man could marry a princess. It’s normal for you to have a concubine, or if you don’t, it will make outsiders gossip. The official career is dead...but it's not the Ming Dynasty now, don't you just want to do it in a form that conforms to Zhu Xiurong's three views?Can the strategy bureau really lock up Bai Yin's career because he married a princess?trouble...

However, on the side of Xia Kingdom, if you look at the entire Ming Dynasty, there is no one who can marry two princesses at the same time—well, strictly speaking, Long Chi’s current status should be the regent princess, of course, the emperor can also be put simply, There is no dross about masculinity and inferiority in Yaodu. If you don’t believe me, look at the queen bee who sleeps more than 20 worker bees every day...

In the future, if you encounter a sea queen who is particularly skilled in raising men, you should not call her a "wild horse", but a "queen bee".

This is what worries Long Chi. As a demon, she can't give up Bai Yin, a guy who can resonate with her blood, let alone her impression of Bai Yin is actually quite good... But as Long Chi, she also I was very scruples about Zhu Xiurong's feelings.

What?Isn't she Xueli's girlfriend?Why not consider the relationship between Xia Xueli and Bai Yin?

Hehe, the little goblin said with a smile what was going on with her A-Bai, so-and-so about her A-Bai, and when her A-Bai was really nice, did she ever care about the friendship between her girlfriends... You see, human females don’t even care about men who steal their girlfriends. Hesitant, let alone a demon.

Not to mention, this is not called grabbing, it's a big deal, one, three, five, two, four, six...

Well, the Demon Emperor is so informal... The love between a man and a woman is mere, and he will give in when he says, and grab if he wants, without even turning red.

Well, I'm actually a little shy.

Well, I'm actually ashamed to die...

Otherwise, she would just hide from Zhu Xiurong, why should she hide from Baiyin?

But Long Chi's greed for that throbbing feeling is not a joke...

In short, one word.

I, Long Chi, the Demon Emperor.

Very interested in you.

The kind of interest that can be intimately contacted is best.

It is best to be interested in more intimate contact than the previous intimate contact.

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If so, Long Chi's mood is a bit complicated.

Then, Bai Yin's mood can't be described as complex...

He didn't know that there was such a thing as "throbbing blood" in the Yaozu... He could only use the alchemy to look back, and realized that there was something wrong with himself at that time.

But this can be explained, even the reason is very simple - in front of you there is such a girl who is both charming and pure, and coexists with attachment and obedience, and her identity is still your girlfriend, will your body react? ?

Nonsense, if there is no response, is it still a man...

Of course, the immortal figured out that at that time, his qi and blood were so restless that it was abnormal.

But for a creature like a man, it's normal for the blood to be agitated no matter how abnormal it is at this time.

Just like a sentence - a man is like Pinocchio, when a certain part of him grows longer, any words that come out of his mouth are unbelievable.

What is even more confusing is... When he later traced back the operation of Suanxian (Shanxian can present the calculation records of the day as accurately as browser records), he found that when Long Chi pressed him on the bed, In his mind, the answer "she is Long Chi" appeared.

In other words, the reason of "I thought this was my girlfriend, so I couldn't help it" is not valid for Bai Yin.

So throw the blame on the body's reaction?

...What the hell is the difference between this and the excuse "I didn't move my hand, my brother vomited it himself"?

Well, this is actually the correct answer...

But Bai Yin realized that he would not use such a despicable excuse to excuse himself.

He thought about it, and even asked Nian Changge to insinuate the psychological state of normal human males, and after all sorts of elimination, he got an answer.

——He has always had dirty thoughts about his sister-in-law.

Well, when he got this answer, Bai Yin's face turned blue...

Of course, it's not that Long Chi is unworthy, but that she is too worthy... From the perspective of normal male psychology, this kind of high-ranking and outstanding-looking opposite sex is too worth lusting after.

But the problem is here!

Am I actually this kind of person by nature!Is it this kind of person!

Of course, the more important thing is... how can I explain it to Chi!How to explain to Xiurong!

I'm still dead...

Master of the Demon City: NO.30 Brother Bai must have never been to a brothel, right?

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Regardless of whether I feel inappropriate towards my sister-in-law or not, I still have to do the business, just like no matter how many lovers you have outside, as long as you still want to show some face, you still have to go home and guard the yellow-faced woman at the end of the day.

However, Bai Yin is not guarding the yellow-faced woman, but His Royal Highness the princess with golden branches and jade leaves, or to be precise, Zhu Xiurong is guarding him-green clothes holding inkstones to remind papers, red sleeves and incense to accompany reading, he can't go back to his room at night , It doesn't matter at all, the so-called mountain can't come over, since I went there, when it got dark, Zhu Xiurong ran over on tiptoe.

There is such a sentence - I am living a very incorrect life, accomplishing nothing, and sleeping late every day.

The above sentence can be understood as saying that it is wrong to stay up late, it is harmful to your health, and it may even affect human family succession (staying up late can lead to impotence).

Bai Yin also doesn't want to stay up late, although he is not lonely at all when he stays up late, and there is even supper, that is, the rice porridge brought by Her Royal Highness herself. You don't need to wash it yet, if you put it aside, someone will take it away, and after taking it away, there will be a fragrance like peony flower dew left behind, even the emperor of Ming Dynasty, he probably will be treated like this when approving memorials.

But he still doesn't want to stay up late, because most people can catch up on sleep after staying up late. For example, if you go to bed at [-]:[-] in the morning, you often have to wake up at [-]:[-] am.

Bai Yin is different. His recent schedule is probably going to bed at 30:[-] in the morning and getting up at [-]:[-] in the morning. If Yoshikage Kira follows this biological clock, he may not even live to be [-] years old.