my monster girlfriends

"When I was 12 years old..." Bai Yin estimated, "Maybe I think girls' movies are annoying, it will delay my time, and affect my plan to acquire knowledge."

"Look, this is the difference." Nian Changge said, "Most people think... such a cute girl, I will definitely take another one to be my wife in the future." He shrugged, "I asked, what about a girl of her age?" Teenagers have such fantasies, in short, they are very vulgar..."

"Refer to what you just said." Bai Yinxu raised his eyes, "Those two younger sisters... are my mistresses now, right?" Wei Paused, "Dare to ask, they have changed from my 'uncle' to 'mother' The process...was there any twists and turns?"

When he said this, he silently turned on the recorder...

Bai Yin is not a gossip person.

But Fang Xi's gossip is different...

"Ha... more than twists and turns." Nian Changge teased, "Because one of them died several times..."

Bai Yin immediately put on an expression of "I won't be sleepy if you say this": "Tell me in detail."

"You're asking the right person. There are not many people in this world who know about it. I'm one of them..." Nian Changge coughed dryly, "...But I'm not suitable to say it, you can ask yourself."

Bai Yin: "... Tsk."

Let me tell you, if you are so out of context, you will earn millions a year in Shuke... Ah no, millions of blades!

No matter what Bai Yin thinks in his heart, Nian Changge obviously has no intention of continuing to gossip.

"Let's get back to the topic...Actually, I also thought that you and Axi are the same person." Nian Changge said, "But later, I found out...I was wrong."

"You are not only different, you are completely different." Nian Changge said, "Ah Xi has always been a human being, growing up as a human being, and then experiencing human stories. Even now, he seems to be perfect now, he is still the same. Unchanged."

Bai Yin complained: "I don't think it hasn't changed..."

"No, it hasn't changed." Nian Changge said, "Because he beat me up last year." Wang Tian said, "Let me lie down for half a month."

Bai Yin: "What the hell?"

"The reason is that when I was alive, I often beat him, and when he beat me... my lifespan will not be enough." Nian Changge rejoiced, "Now, he has found a chance... so Beat me up." Smiling, "I'm very pleased that he still has this character."

Bai Yin said: "To sum it up, he hit you, are you happy?"

Nian Changge said: "Believe it or not, I asked Ah Xi to beat you to bed for half a month after I returned to the game?"

"...I'm sorry I was wrong, you continue."

Nian Changge took a sip of tea: "But you are different...you are a fairy, and you are a fairy." He sighed, "Actually, I want to say sorry for you... Your birth is essentially my birth. Your obsession, and my expectation, created your 'immortal nature'."

"Don't move for external things, don't take yourself lightly."

"No heart, no desire, no love and no sex."

"You may think that this is perfect, but... perfection itself means 'no further progress', because human beings have to make mistakes, and only when they make mistakes can they know where they are wrong and continue to make progress... Those who never make mistakes are the poorest people."

"Ha..." Bai Yin said with a smile, "You can rest assured."

He said: "About this point, my teacher taught me very well." Wei Dun, "Of course, this does not conflict with my desire to cut him..."

"Well, I already know." Nian Changge comforted, "So I'm very happy, I'm really happy that my students are so outstanding, and I'm really happy that this country has become better than I was then."

He smiled and sighed, "I'm so happy, there won't be people like Ah Xi who are forced to bear a fate that doesn't belong to them."

"Ah, yes." Bai Yin said, "When the teacher saw me, he told me...my path is up to me to choose, and I don't have to care about shit's 'fate'."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly asked, "By the way, Changge, you just said that the expression of ability is the 'heart' of a capable person." He paused, "As far as I know... your ability is also It's not 'inherited', as for the effect of 'seeing God', I've heard of it."

"Yes, that's right." Nian Changge smiled, "What do you want to ask?"

"I would like to ask, why do you want your God to have such a big side effect?" Bai Yin said, "People like us never believe in the future, but only believe in our own fists. You obviously have the qualifications. At least he is more qualified than me... If that is the case, why do you use this aura of 'give everything for the brightest light' to sublimate your ability to the limit?"

"Even if I can only live half of the average lifespan of a god-level ability user, I don't hesitate."

——Yes, Bai Yin, who can see the long song "Heroic Spirit Panel", knows a lot of things.

Nian Changge used to be the strongest person in the world, he couldn't, and shouldn't have died on the sick bed so early.

His death was due to the "extreme sublimation" of seeing God, which can also explain why this ability is so supermodel.

This is an answer that even the immortals don't understand.

But reciting the long song did not answer this question.

He just smiled calmly and said:

"Today's class, here we are, we are almost there."

"As for your question, just treat it as homework after class..."

"Perhaps when I wait, I will tell you the answer."

Master of the Demon City: NO.21 Demon with Northeast accent

The contact with Long Huangwei was without much trouble.

This was beyond Bai Yin's expectations. In his opinion, although the monster race is pure, they are not all good. For a boy in his 20s who refuses to grow a hair on his chin, he must be There is dissatisfaction.

Anyway, according to Bai Yin's plan, the various actions in Yaodu are not only for discussion, but also for life. If this is the case, it is better to take advantage of the situation and make a prestige. Also obey.

But who knows, when those Dragon Emperor Guards saw Bai Yin, their expressions were not different for the time being, at most they were a little dissatisfied, but when their eyes turned to read Changge, they were all taken aback, and then, It's a look like seeing a ghost... If there is a word similar to the word "fuck" in the Yaozu language, then this expression is the perfect interpretation of this word.

Bai Yin looked at Nian Changge with normal expression, and asked in a low voice, "Why are they so afraid of you? Have you killed their whole family before?"

These words were meant as a joke, but the latter thought briefly for half a second after hearing the words: "Probably not."

"Hey, what should it mean?" Bai Yin was shocked, "Can you use 'should' as a prefix for this matter..."

Wouldn’t it be you, if you were to accompany the former president of the United States on a mission to a foreign country, and ask him “Have you ever sent a nuclear bomb to this place before”, he thoughtfully replied “I probably didn’t press it”, and you also suffered a cardiac arrest ...

Nian Changge has always been upright, so his tone is frank: "'should' means that when I was in power, I had the motive to kill their whole family; but if I really killed their whole family, they should not have seen me The opportunity is right."

"...Very well, brother, you are my own brother, I already know what's going on, so shut up."

Bai Yin sighed, the so-called plan cannot keep up with the changes, even if you are cunning and cunning, there will inevitably be unexpected things, just like a graduate student who fell in love with a school girl, looking for favors and relationships, and doing everything possible to get into that The mentor of the school girl, who wanted to have a vigorous teacher-student relationship, who knows that after staying up late to prepare the lesson plans, he walked in and saw the other party sitting on her boyfriend's lap... This is also impossible.

Of course, having a boyfriend doesn’t delay some things, like “I can do whatever I want as long as the teacher lets me live”, everyone must have seen the plot… But that’s not what we should discuss here, right Bar.

Bai Yin is obviously that kind, it doesn't matter if the other party has a boyfriend or not...cough, anyway, he is the type who sees the needles, and the plan has some accidents, but it doesn't hurt. On the contrary, there seems to be something that can be used in this situation...

As the saying goes, a story is like sex, you can’t play it comfortably by yourself. On this side, Bai Yin is already in place, and on the other side, the target of his trip has almost healed the wound, although he is still far away from being fully healed. Indefinitely, but at least, it is no longer so heart-wrenching...

Ruhu has been annoyed recently.

What kind of image this person is, by now, I think you all have a clear understanding, what can annoy this guy, I think it must be the presence of the Chief of Countermeasures, the mighty power is self-generated, invincible in the world, or a poisonous man like Bai Yin is planning, The general trend has been achieved, majestic and irresistible.

But this time, what bothered him so much was that he was neither that good at fighting nor that smart, and the trouble was that the other party was not that smart, but he was not stupid enough to fool him with a few words; It happened to be in the range where Ruhu, who was in a state of embarrassment at this time, "could not be taken down without revealing his traces".

This is very painful...

To talk about how they got together, we have to turn back the time a little bit to when Ruhu just returned to the mountain and sea world.

Let's talk about that day, after being forced to death by a mistake, Ruhu, who relied on negative emotions to condense again, fled to the mountains and seas in embarrassment.

The so-called three caves of the cunning rabbit, the cunning fox at least said that he would leave [-] escape routes, but he suffered too much, so he could only find a vacant room that was famous in the past, and hide for a while before talking.

As mentioned earlier, due to various reasons, there are so many vacant houses in the wilderness of Yaodu that real estate developers can collectively jump off the building, and from time to time, there will be a kind-hearted pure man who rubs one at random. The number of them is probably unknown to Long Chi, after all There is no such thing as "household registration" in Yaodu.

In addition, the room that Ruhu lived in was one of his back-ups, and after many arrangements, if someone found him when he regained his vitality, he could only blame himself...

However, just as Ruhu was thinking about how to cultivate his vitality, the door... opened.

I have to say... When I heard the sound of footsteps, even if I was as thoughtful as a fox, I couldn't help but my heart jumped suddenly, and I broke out in a cold sweat.

This feeling is like a young man who has a sick and spoiled younger sister who became crazy in love with his elder brother, so he personally stabbed his obstructive parents and imprisoned himself... Who knows that there is no unparalleled road, when a young man faints, there is The arrival of the Goddess from Heaven gave him a chance to become the protagonist of a new show in a different world in April. The young man agreed with great hope, and was born as a human. When he looked up, he found that the maid who delivered the child not only looked exactly the same as his sister in the previous life, but also smiled exactly the same. ...

Come to think of it, this family definitely doesn't have to worry about the situation of "the baby doesn't cry after birth"... The baby not only cried, but also cried so hard that his heart was broken, and he cried hoarsely. If he didn't know it, he thought it was his mother's dystocia.

Of course Ruhu wouldn't cry...he just wanted to silence him.

As for why he didn't run away, if he really can't beat the opponent, then he certainly can't run away in his current state; Earn more money by running.

And the ending of this matter is...he didn't fight.

When he was chopped down by a big knife, Ruhu's face revealed a wry smile—in such a remote place, in such a weak state, he met a...passerby whom he couldn't defeat now.

——It seems that he is really unlucky.

Like every great schemer, always dies small.

Really not reconciled.

He thought so and closed his eyes.

And when he opened his eyes... there was a tall figure sitting beside him.

It was a strong male, roughly estimated to be more than two meters tall, bare-chested, showing a pair of muscular lines that appeal to the same sex, with an unshaven beard, strong chest hair, and a bandit look... a fire was made to barbecue .

… No wonder the room is abnormally hot. There is a fire in the door in summer, and I don’t know whether to roast meat or roast myself.

That person—sorry, it should be called another name in Yaodu—that Yaojian Ruhu opened his eyes and grinned.

"Hey, wake up?" As soon as he opened his mouth, there was a strong Northeast Gada taste, "Do you want to eat barbecue?"

Master of the Demon City: Essays in Leisure Time·Bored She and Bored Me

The slow-moving summer is like a kid who suddenly ran into your bedroom. You knew that the other party would force you to go out, but there was nothing you could do about his arrival.

It's really hot today...it's so hot that I don't even want to touch the keyboard.

What's even worse is that the air conditioner in my study broke down around last winter.

Then, my house has heating, so I thought at the time, anyway, I don’t need it in winter, and summer is still far away. If I ask the master to repair the air conditioner, I won’t be able to enter the study that day.

In short... due to various reasons, the air conditioner is still broken.

Then... the epidemic closed the city.

And the place I live in recently...is quite tightly sealed, not to mention asking someone to fix the air conditioner, if you order takeaway, you have to pick it up yourself.

To sum up, this is just another slap in the face of procrastination...I haven't signed the contract for the adaptation of the old book last year (Wang Tian).

Thinking positively, although the epidemic makes people unable to go out, it is not easy to go out anyway when it is hot. At least it can make people ignore the blockade of the epidemic to a certain extent, right?

...Tsk, why do these words have the feeling of "Anyway, this man is my type, it's okay if he drugged and took advantage of me"?

......

......

I usually code and write in the study room. First, it is quiet, second, it is bright, and third, I come to the books on the shelves in the room. I want to look up some money... It is also convenient to find information that is hard to find on the Internet.

But now, the air conditioner in the house is broken, so I can only go to the bedroom - where the air conditioner is not broken.

There are tables and chairs in the study, and also in the bedroom. In other words, the latter is actually where I used to play games. Wooden tables and engineering chairs are all matched. To borrow a sentence from Teacher San’s works: "To enshrine yourself His body shall be enshrined in a temple."

The only problem is that there are books in the study that the bedroom doesn't have, and there is a book in the bedroom that the study doesn't.

what?

Miss Yu...

I can't go out, so of course she can't go out; I think it's hot, so of course she also thinks it's too hot, so it's so fucking normal for her to lie in the air-conditioned room and watch dramas in cool clothes.

In fact, at this point, I should spend a few hundred words to describe this sexy Miss Yu carefully.

But... firstly, the beauty of her in my heart cannot be explained by just a few words or metaphors. Even if it is really written, it will definitely not be shown to you.

Don't ask, asking is a man's selfishness...

"Hey, you finished writing? Why is it so early today?"

"No, the air conditioner in the study is broken, it's too hot in the room, come here to write."

"Didn't the air conditioner break down last year...it hasn't been repaired?"

I dare not accept this.

Even if I didn't answer this, she could see what I meant with her rich experience...

So she gave me a helpless look, didn't comment, just sighed, "Oh... let me lower my voice."

"It's okay, I'll just wear earphones. Computer earphones don't hurt your ears as much as mobile phone earphones."

After I finished this sentence, I turned on the computer again and conceived the plot.

The next big plot is the end of this book. When I wrote this book, I couldn’t sleep for several days because of it. This time, of course, it’s not much better...

Anyway, worse than constipation.

So, what is more uncomfortable?