my monster girlfriends

Anyway, it's pretty fun...

It was the same this time, it happened that nothing happened, so they huddled in the same set of mattresses and played games. The posture was probably... Baiyin spread his legs wide, and then let Xueli sit cross-legged in the middle, while the latter hugged the former's waist , while resting his chin on her shoulder, the former was habitually holding the handle, staring intently at the screen.

For Bai Yin, it is difficult to have any fun in any game on the market, but it is very interesting to watch Miss Xuenv play.

Especially when the latter obviously has a reaction ability that far exceeds that of ordinary people, but it is quite good, and the difficulty of the game itself is not low...

So-and-so dark dungeon.

Xueli: "Hey, is that a treasure chest in front? I seem to see the light in the crack of the box."

Bai Yin: "Indeed...but pay attention, such a dim map, if I were a designer, I should put some monsters on the invisible walls..."

Xueli was upset: "Do you think everyone is as bad as you? This is not a krypton gold game, but a buy-out stand-alone game. The planning will definitely take care of the player's experience..."

On the screen, an old man with an ancient god face happily ran over with a huge sword.

Speaking of it, I don't know if it's an example or what, Xueli herself is obviously a girl who is as beautiful as Jerusalem in the virtual game, but she really likes to pinch a face in the game that can make children feel at ease.

Maybe it's the same nature as the uncle in reality who likes to act like a loli in group chats...

Closer to home, on the screen, the old man with the face of the ancient god just ran to his destination - Xueli has good eyesight, and it is indeed a treasure chest.

Of course...

"Wow------"

But when he heard a shrill scream from the speaker, he saw four or five little devils falling down from the wall next to the treasure chest, chopping up Xueli's figure with a short knife...

【you are dead】

Didn't even pick up props.

Xueli: "..."

Bai Yin: "Let me just say..."

About two seconds of silence.

Xueli slapped his thigh hard: "It's all your fault!"

Bai Yin was startled, "It's not my business that I planned! How many times have I said this, can you pat your own leg?"

Master of the Demon City: NO.13 There is such a reward...

It's still a dark dungeon.

Bai Yin: "Stop, turn around and take two steps, turn right... Yes, this is it, there is a cave here, go in and have a look."

"Good job!"

Xueli excitedly ran over with the huge sword, "Ah, it's a treasure chest."

Bai Yin: "Don't be careless, first check if there is an ambush, so many deaths before are not enough for you to understand what the planner of this game is to hang (diao, four tones) people..."

Xueli: "I understand, I understand, a saint fighter will not be defeated a second time! The same trap is no longer useful to me!"

Bai Yin: "Do you want me to remind you of the number and process of your deaths? I can remember them clearly... Forget it, let's look up to see if there are any strange things."

Xueli manipulated the viewing angle, "No."

"See if there are any bumps or depressions on the ground."

After watching for four or five seconds, "No."

"Oh? Let me think about it..." Bai Yin said, "Go to the treasure chest, and then roll back immediately. The speed should be faster."

"Do you want to see if there is any ambush falling from the sky? I understand." Xueli compared the instructions and tried, "No."

"Huh? That's weird... There is no ambush on this whole road. According to the style of this game's 'He who does not work shall not eat', there should be no treasure chests..."

"Ah Bai, look carefully, shall I open it?"

"Is there something wrong with your line... Wait, don't open it first, open the treasure box twice, and pay attention to rolling at any time."

"Oh, I've convinced you, I'm so cautious... All right, hit me now."

Touch twice, no response.

"Here, look, are you okay..." Xueli didn't listen to what Bai Yin wanted to say, and had already laid down on the ground, "Even when you are doing personnel work, it is normal for designers to give players benefits..." Press Down handle button.

"Your example is not very appropriate..." Bai Yin said, "I still think there is a trap here..."

Before he finished speaking, a layer of mist enveloped Xueli.

Write down a line.

[You fell into a teleportation trap! 】

Xueli: "..."

Bai Yin: "I've said everything, right... By the way, this game seems quite interesting, let me play it later..."

"Is now the time to talk about this?" Xueli was so humble that he rolled around surrounded by mobs, and said loudly, "I won't lose any blood when I beat them!"

"It's normal, the teleportation trap must be teleported to a high-level map... But in order to 'compensate', there must be a lot of useful equipment or skill books in this map, in short, it is a good thing..."

"Not looking forward to it at all! I just want to get out now!"

"That's okay." Bai Yin said, "Since this kind of trap of 'transporting the player to an unfamiliar location' is arranged, it will definitely block your other means of teleportation, otherwise the nature of this trap is to help you open the map. The 'trap' has no gold content... I guess, whether you want to teleport through the map or suicide to return to the teleportation point, it will definitely not work..."

Well, Xueli tried it, but it really didn't work...

She slapped her thigh angrily, "Why do you say such things so accurately! It's all your fault!"

"This is called reasoning... After all, I'm not a designer. It's none of my business. Besides, can you slap your own legs..."

Of course, he ran out in the end.

How did you escape?Because the snow left to hang up.

Well, although this game is essentially stand-alone, it also has online content. If you modify the data, the save file will be sanctioned.

Then how did she drive it...

"Ah Bai, I'll give you the handle." Miss Xue Nu, who was resurrected again, said with a dark face, "I want all the hostile creatures in this dungeon to be left alone!"

"Okay, okay..."

...well, it's as simple as that.

Don't underestimate any bronze-ranked girl, let alone provocative words, otherwise, just say "Dear xx on the other side flirted with me, there is a reward for blowing him up!" , and you want me to pick up the microphone and shout "Come on", you will face a... a man who is full of anger and fighting spirit, a pure man of the king.

If Brother Li had such a girlfriend, he would be able to play in the World Championships for another ten years...

Xueli's boyfriend doesn't play in the World Championship...mainly because it's too bullying to use Suanxian to play e-sports.

The Bai family is a professional substitute, smashing the Martial God with a wooden stick, destroying the Broken Star with a trace of blood, you are worth having.

Originally, Bai Yin picked up the controller with the idea that "the map and the distribution of monsters are almost memorized, just play around with it".

Until Xueli said, "There will be rewards for completing the goals."

After saying this, Miss Xue Nu saw... a certain adult male stood up silently and narrowed his eyes.

He pinched the paper and wiped his palms.

By the way, he moved his wrist.

Open the equipment interface, remove the shield, and switch the weapon to the dual-wielding state (dual-wielding attack power bonus).

This will be a massacre.jpg

After about 10 minutes, release the handle.

Only the unmoved blood bottle and the unmoved corpse were left behind.

To say that there is no piece of armor is to say that there is no piece of armor left.

Leaving a living creature is a failure to complete the goal.

"Oh, it's so powerful." Xueli clapped her small hands in a face-saving manner, "Seeing how easy it is for you to fight."

... This is nonsense, the physical body is super-calculated as a substitute, can it be so simple?

There is a kind of strategy video on the Internet, the title will be marked with "tas production", which probably means...using special tools to play the game frame by frame, because each frame has countless opportunities for trial and error, so there will be no Any mistake, the whole process runs smoothly.

And Bai Yin, playing any game is tas...

"It's okay, okay." Bai Yin shook his hands, "It's been a long time since I played this seriously."

"Ha! Even you have to be serious!" Xueli was indignant, "The difficulty of this map is really out of balance!"

Bai Yin glanced at her, "I'm serious because of you."

"Eh..." Xueli was speechless, "Okay, Ah Bai, you are so kind to me."

"Well, indeed." Bai Yin said, "So what about the reward?"

Xueli: "..."

It really is for rewards!I knew it I knew it!

At some point, the atmosphere suddenly became weird.

Gradually, the two stopped talking, and the room became eerily silent, like a river bank before a tsunami, a sense of restlessness and calm mixed together.

Xueli lowered her head.

After all, she is not a shy girl. Xue Nu's nature is not so easy to change, but only in front of Bai Yin, such nature seems to be crushed, and it has no effect at all.

Normally, if she was alone in the room at this time, she would already be so ashamed that she would roll around on the bed.

"……That."

The faint sound of mosquitoes, rather than saying it, it might be better to say it is murmured in the throat.

"You, you close your eyes."

...Oh, it looks like a kiss.

Bai Yin thought so in his heart, but smiled on his face: "Can't I see?"

Hearing this, Xueli blushed even more, she swallowed, her cheeks fluttered slightly, like a fairy hiding in a flower bud... And so, another long silence, a kind of "I was called by the teacher to answer a question but couldn't answer it." Come up" came the voice slowly.

"In short... In short, close your eyes!"

In view of continuing to tease, it is likely to be self-defeating, Bai Yin closed his eyes obediently.

Funny in my heart.

She took the initiative, as if it was the first time...

Even for a sweet kiss, let alone a dungeon, letting him pass the game with his life is totally worth it.

Well, if you want to open your eyes suddenly later and scare her, the reaction will definitely be cute...

Bai Yin was thinking like this, but suddenly heard a certain rustling sound, like scratching the palm of his hand, reaching his ears...

Master of the Demon Capital: NO.14 There was such a night...

"You monsters can transform into coats." Bai Yin said suddenly.

At this moment, he heard Miss Xue Nu's breathing was a little disordered, like a sudden wind.

But Bai Yin's heartbeat was even more chaotic than her breathing, like leaves swaying in a strong wind.

She asked, "Why are you asking this?"

Bai Yin said: "You must answer my question, you know, my brain is very developed."

"I know, of course I know, there is no human being smarter than Abai in the world."

"Because my brain is very developed, my thinking has always been very fast, as fast as light. If you don't answer my question, I will definitely think wildly. I will think that the sound just now is the clothes falling from your smooth skin. The sound of slipping, and then I will follow this train of thought, involuntarily thinking about the lines of your body, thinking of your elegant and reassuring smile, thinking of your rounded calf curves, and your cool and soft waist when hugged Limbs, after I think about you from head to toe, I will still think how beautiful you will be if you take off those clothes that are in the way, and if I can hug you like that."

"Hey!" Ms. Xueli's voice was a little disgusted, "Has the human brain been thinking about this all the time?"

"Most men of my age think about it, think about it during the day, and cry at night, except myself, because only in front of you, I can't help thinking about it, because in front of you, I have no self-control."

Bai Yin said, "So, you have to tell me that your clothes are actually an illusion, and the sound just now was just the sound of the snow wind blowing through the sheets, so I can still lie to myself that there is nothing to fantasize about. "

Bai Yin didn't lie, he has always been a man who tells a lot of lies, but only in front of Xueli, he would never lie at any time.

So, he was really thinking about what he said. His brain, which is already extremely developed, is extremely active at this time, like the best piano in the world, meeting the best performer in the world, and every beat is excited to the point of frenzy .